By Anonymous on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 06:15 pm: Edit

heheeheh this is funny..have you taken some bad dope?

By peter on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 09:25 am: Edit

hehehe..cool. but i dont know about a remastered ozma, i thought it sounded cool as is..unless they want to throw in extra tracks left off if there were some.
perverts, fat chicks,drugs, bestiality..wow, now that's a post!

By Heroin on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 02:17 am: Edit

BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I just got off the fat chick message board (Heavy music+Heavy girls!!!!!) and, what the fuck!?!? Am I the only REAL Melvins fan? Have you read the lyrics section of this site? First off, everyone knows the first line of "Anaconda" is 'Like a sordid lurid lie...' And where are the scandalous questions of the Melvins' connection to mainstream bestiality? What are you pussies? How come no one is screaming for a remeastered "Ozma" or "Bullhead"!? GPT licks huevos compared to these two! The Melvins wanna fuck lions, beagles, horses etc. and that's why they're BADASS MOFOs! They are perverts like me and you!! And everyone knows that 90% of the 'lyrics' printed in the "Ozma" jacket are lies! LIES! And this "Rene" has printed the most sorry excuse for lyrics I have ever seen!@#*! S/He is an idiot!

"Ever Since My Accident"
Ever since my accident
From the the throat to the lips
(This is wild)
(This is wide)
I stand
Alone like a tree
Alone I stand

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need more drugs...

By busterboostmetalpastorsegebrecht on Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 01:48 pm: Edit

Hey!
Why the heck you don´t tell us the real date of the good old crybaby?!? Hadn´t it been somethin´like `89 ? And what about Ragnar Björansson and Leif Garrett? Who wrote the song (you´know which one I´m talkin´about)