if there was an all out battle royal with all the bass players who do ya think would when i got monay on joe whos down for da throw down

By thompson on Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 01:25 am: Edit

i'll take kevin.

By destroyer on Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 05:45 am: Edit

joe JOE JOE JOE,LORAX ORlukin ,dam i dont think i can say,oh yeah kevin is badass,long live the cows,the new album is --------------fill in the blank!!!!!!!

By mike on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 10:56 pm: Edit

anybody could beat joe preston. blindfolded. with their limbs severed.

By mr. wombat on Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 02:28 pm: Edit

mark c and kevin would get their balls handed to them in the 1st round by joe and lorax. they would team up- lorax clings to joes 35 foot beard, and sniffs xanax till she turns purple and goes on a killing spree.

By mr. wombat on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 02:46 pm: Edit

make that mark D

By curtschneider on Monday, August 13, 2001 - 08:52 pm: Edit

LORAX cus o' It's Shoved

By mecha hooch on Wednesday, November 07, 2001 - 06:38 pm: Edit

lorax had to have billy anderson sit in on some song because she couldn't play them...mark d is a better guitar player but somewhat creative...joe was a fucking joke...matt lukin was good but maybe because that era of the melvins fucking punished...and kevin is the best...but when in the cows he was way more creative...i mean listen to sexy pee story and whorn this guy fucking rips on slide bass...