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Title: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on October 06, 2017, 10:58:50 AM
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Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on October 06, 2017, 11:42:36 AM
That is stunning! Any idea on when this is going to go up for sale?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 06, 2017, 09:54:18 PM
 :evil:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: homeless_dad on October 07, 2017, 07:50:08 AM
That is stunning! Any idea on when this is going to go up for sale?
And how much money I will need to steal from my kids' piggy banks to purchase?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on October 07, 2017, 03:35:26 PM
That is stunning! Any idea on when this is going to go up for sale?
And how much money I will need to steal from my kids' piggy banks to purchase?

Depends on the size of those piggy banks!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on October 07, 2017, 06:31:16 PM
One has to ask: Did someone go back to the original tapes and remaster this specifically now for vinyl, or is it just going to be a needle-drop/dupe of the '99 Ipecac CD reissue? I have a suspicion that it's not a real analog tape to vinyl release. There will likely be no difference in sound quality from CD to vinyl on this. Melvins know they have a slew of fans that are vinyl geeks, & we're all gonna buy it regardless. :lol: I hope the same quality control that went into the Boner reissues happens with GPT.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 08, 2017, 01:31:58 AM
One has to ask: Did someone go back to the original tapes and remaster this specifically now for vinyl, or is it just going to be a needle-drop/dupe of the '99 Ipecac CD reissue? I have a suspicion that it's not a real analog tape to vinyl release. There will likely be no difference in sound quality from CD to vinyl on this. Melvins know they have a slew of fans that are vinyl geeks, & we're all gonna buy it regardless. :lol: I hope the same quality control that went into the Boner reissues happens with GPT.

Let's presume those original Tapes are long gone by now dude. I'm betting anyway, I doubt the band had the cash to float at the time to buy the Tape it was recorded on, those Reels would be like $400 Bucks a pop and probly were re-used after the mastering...

BUT....BUT.... if we are lucky there is a Master Reel at least (Like the original Tape straight off the board was mixed onto another tape like it's been *Set*)  There's probably some kind of a backup protection copy of said master that's still got some magic on it, chances are it's going to turn out pretty good or they probably wouldn't have put the money into it, especially since there isn't a sure way to get rich off the sales of a 30+ year old album that has been in circulation now, that being said, the band knows their market, To me, it's a timeless classic, that there is a reason for doing things like this because they are not cashing in I would say, something like this is a special treat.

The band always says if they aren't happy with their album, they Just do another one. going back into this territory I think this must be the time, wow! It's been a long time coming, but they need to set their milestone in some way and plant a flag and look back and this is a good way to solidify a reminder of their accomplishments in a way.

God damn it's a scorcher!


Hopefully it's a worthwhile investment for the band, it will most likely be a limited pressing and not gonna be cheap I'm betting.

I don't think it's Just for the vinyl Junkies I mean, ok you can argue that might be the case but what the hell...Great!

Save your original LP from a bad sound floor and playing it out, grab this one and enjoy!!!

I'm betting there's a reason this is happening now rather than back in 99, someone probably proposed the idea awhile back...but who has the tools and know-how, plus the interest and motivation to do this finally?

Again I'm very proud of this band... way ahead of themselves at such a young age to have put these songs together, I think it was really ambitious and like Buzz was talking about it was a real gamble for them to go ahead and get this made in the first place considering there was little interest for them as a band and they stuck to their guns and took the leap.  GPT was one of those albums that Made my life back in the day when I picked up a copy and stuck it on my headphones and gave it a listen...and it Just hit the right spot between punk and metal so perfectly it was like Where has this been my whole life!?!?!


It's a fantastic Thrashy heavy straight up Album.

The best review I ever heard of this album was some internet comment from back in the day that I'll never forget:

Three words- Drum fade out.

 8) 8) 8)


Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on October 08, 2017, 04:17:54 AM
Wow, DD, impressive.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: meezer on October 08, 2017, 08:46:07 AM
Still holding out hope for a complete remaster with louder drums and no queer reverb on the vocals over here.  :P
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 08, 2017, 02:53:39 PM
Still holding out hope for a complete remaster with louder drums and no queer reverb on the vocals over here.  :P

I think that's what makes it cool personally, the drums are set back in the mix and requires a bit of your attention to pick out the subtle details...you got a volume knob doncha?

The original was recorded and mastered pre-loudness war man, Check out an original Cassette version of GPT or Ozma and look where the Volume Units on your Tape deck are *kicking* between a shade under the 50-60 Marks where they should be, Then go back and compare the Ozma/GPT CD version to the Ipecac GPT re-release and tell me apples and oranges there while your at it. 

 This album has a unique sound because of all the reverb..likewise compare the Demo sound to the Album sound, It's got a garage quality to it on the demo that is a lot dryer and tighter and it's quiet sound compared to how big they tried to get it on the album.. there is no difference of the performance itself more or less of the demo vs. the actual Album. Note however, the bass in the Demo's sounds much fatter and grittier with a bit of saturation whereas the album the bass sounds a little brighter and crisper, you get the impression it's a Tube amp almost... you don't get the sub effect of it as much, that makes the album feel a little more bottomless in a way. The vocals and Guitar are the showcase, The drums are amazing so I think it's genius the way they down played the mix ever so slightly. Dale Drives any other Metal drummer into the ground on this album like it's nobodies business, and that has a lot to do with what Buzz is playing on guitar and they have a near flawless co-efficiency together that not many bands will ever come close to in their entire careers.

In short:  the reverb overall helps blend everything back into the mix. 

the album sound is based off that huge booming reverb sound that makes the drums sound a lot more pushed back into the mix and really brings out the effect that the vocals and guitar are Loud. The album sounds like it was recorded in a huge empty space with high ceiling and concrete floor rather than a little studio space and they mixed the close mics with the room mics so well you can hear it in the drum fade out where someone pushes back the Close mics on the drums and pumps up the room mic(s)

Listen carefully to when someone (Probly Buzz) says *Steve Neuman* between that track how much reverb is on the vocals!

I lived in this album for months on end, and comparing it to everything else it stands out because of that reverb quality unlike Ozma which has a very different, Gated and compressed and processed sound to it that's a lot more typical of the recording techniques used in most 80's sounding Metal or Rock, Less reverb on the drums this time around, more compression and the Cymbals are much closer and brighter sounding, but the Kick drum and the sub also has the same effect which makes it a little more tinny than thumpy. I remember reading an interview with Buzz talking bout how this was the first time he learned a thing or two about how to properly mic a guitar amp from the guy who recorded this album.

Who did the original GPT Session was it the boner guys? Not the same guy in charge of 10 songs, I don't think, whoever did 10 Songs CD I have it's got a CZ label and I don't know what else is on that Label.  :-k


as for the *needle* drops of the 99 Re-issue of 26 songs or whatever, that proves if anything how well a vinyl pressing will stand up to the test of time over a digitally rendered session which is probably long gone due to what Steve Albini was talking about where software licensing has expired and you can no longer access or revise those sessions. Another thing to consider is that those original tapes are buried in a basement or landfill by now with something else re-recorded over them and all that's left are original pressings or test pressings etc by the time it was necessary to go back and re-release something....HELL...most bands don't even make it that far!!! think about it...I doubt these guys could foresee a future doing this way back then, and that's also why they Just said fuck it, let's go for it and see where it leads, those burgers and potholes aren't going anywhere if all else fails.

I don't want to sound like a romantic fool but the music industry is disgraceful for not giving these guys the gold medal by now, they simply have to pat themselves on the back and at the end of the day doing something like this is like leaving their own legacy to perpetuate into the their own history as it's own reward, think about all the great artists out there who's work today is being praised long after they have been gone, and It's all timeless stuff that generates into Legend and lore, this album IMO is such a thing in a lot of ways it needs to live on for future generations to hear. Vinyl is such a rugged media that I think it's the right call, it will span the bridge of time.

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on October 08, 2017, 09:43:18 PM
Fuck yeah Dumpster D. Great read. I love love love the reverb and overall sound of Gluey Porch Treatments, to me it SOUNDS like doomy overcast weather in the Northwest. GPT will always be my favorite Melvins album, it is the most daring music they have ever done - I wish they would bring a lot more of this material into their live sets.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 08, 2017, 09:59:22 PM
Fuck yeah Dumpster D. Great read. I love love love the reverb and overall sound of Gluey Porch Treatments, to me it SOUNDS like doomy overcast weather in the Northwest. GPT will always be my favorite Melvins album, it is the most daring music they have ever done - I wish they would bring a lot more of this material into their live sets.

It definitely has a rainy day gloomy vibe to it, It will always be my mid-June summer break go to album.

I will add this much more to it while on the subject:

If I didn't know any better I'd say some of the subject matter of these songs seem like they could be about First experiences with Acid Tripping...But That's how I've come to imagine them over all these years of trying to find some kind of meaning to what's behind and inside of this album. I could be completely mistaken. There's a heavy aura in the style of Buzz's Vocals and Lyrics that really piece some strange imagery in my head.

I lent the re-issue album to a friend once back in grade 10, Out of sympathy, because he was actually an incredible Guitarist but his taste in music was pretty Generic..A week later when I got downtown to meet up with him to Jam, he came off the bus Singing the lyrics to don't piece me.  :lol: :lol: :lol: I was like...well my work here is done!!!  before that he was under the impression NurdVana and Pearl Jam was the shit.  :P  :merde:

Haha...I never did find out where my first Copy of Crybaby went but I have a feeling, my Second Copy of Crybaby, well that one's gone too...I never bought a third copy because I have a feeling that it might also suffer the same fate.

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on October 09, 2017, 10:42:39 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/391903473964


Test pressing up on eBay.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 09, 2017, 11:38:51 PM
Who's the seller?

I'll uh...I'll have to pass, It's either that, or I rob a bank in the meantime.  :-$
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on October 10, 2017, 12:57:54 AM
Who's the seller?

I'll uh...I'll have to pass, It's either that, or I rob a bank in the meantime.  :-$

Must be Haze, interesting to see for how much this will sell..
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 10, 2017, 02:44:34 AM
Does it come with a bottle of Schnapps and some Bratwurst?  [-o<
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: deatheats on October 10, 2017, 08:49:58 AM
Must be Haze, interesting to see for how much this will sell..

Yup, up to $355 with 9 days left...
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 10, 2017, 07:06:21 PM
Must be Haze, interesting to see for how much this will sell..

Yup, up to $355 with 9 days left...

It would be pretty funny if it wasn't a Test pressing at all and Someone is Just pulling a stunt to hit back at all the flippers and collectors out there?  :lol:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: deatheats on October 11, 2017, 08:51:11 AM
It would be pretty funny if it wasn't a Test pressing at all and Someone is Just pulling a stunt to hit back at all the flippers and collectors out there?  :lol:

Up to $502, someone would be so pissed  :lol:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 12, 2017, 12:44:34 AM
Oh, I can only Imagine, It would be a classic Melvins prank for sure, I'd say.

Who the fuck has 500 Bucks for a test pressing and is also a Melvins Fan I should wonder?

...Bastards, hell maybe it's one of the band members buying back their own shit Just to drive up the demand and price!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd totally be doing that to my own shit.  :P
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: POOP GRENADE on October 20, 2017, 12:59:17 PM
Dear God it sold for $1,026.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: deatheats on October 20, 2017, 01:03:55 PM
Dear God it sold for $1,026.
:shock:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 21, 2017, 07:31:35 PM
That Can't be right...I'm going to pretend I didn't Just hear that.  :o

Do you have any Idea how many dishes I'd have to wash to buy that record?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: 119 on October 22, 2017, 05:01:00 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/391903473964


Test pressing up on eBay.


My offer is this: nothing.

Who cares.

Wasn’t this reissued not too terribly long ago?

However, if Ozma and Bullhead are given proper remasters and reissued, then we can talk turkey.

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Mints on October 22, 2017, 09:44:14 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/391903473964


Test pressing up on eBay.


My offer is this: nothing.
Not even the fee for the test pressing, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

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Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 22, 2017, 09:45:27 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/391903473964


Test pressing up on eBay.


My offer is this: nothing.

Who cares.

Wasn’t this reissued not too terribly long ago?

However, if Ozma and Bullhead are given proper remasters and reissued, then we can talk turkey.

 Like I said I think one of the band members probably bought it or something to drive the price up, I'm betting at least...That's totally how I would have played it.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on October 23, 2017, 04:43:21 AM
We will never know for sure, but I think one of the bandmembers or Haze himself bought it. There are 5 of these testpresses, good chance the remaining 4 will go for sale as well.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on October 23, 2017, 06:10:07 AM
I bet Old Ernie has it.


https://hiveminer.com/User/old%20ernie/Timeline
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: PepsiMike on October 23, 2017, 11:20:10 AM
We will never know for sure, but I think one of the bandmembers or Haze himself bought it.
You guys are being silly.  A collector bought it.  Guaranteed.  Anyone can buy the reissue when it arrives.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Dumpster D on October 23, 2017, 03:30:32 PM
We will never know for sure, but I think one of the bandmembers or Haze himself bought it.
You guys are being silly.  A collector bought it.  Guaranteed.  Anyone can buy the reissue when it arrives.

...maybe you're right, but I have my doubts.

We'll see I guess when the other Tests go up for sale how much they might go for now perhaps?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on October 23, 2017, 07:18:31 PM
Anyone have the inside scoop on when this reissue will be released? I want to make sure that I do NOT fuck this one up. Next to my Endless Residency Wooden Box Set with the skull screen printed on the blank b-sides (only 15 copies exist and I have #15!) - THIS IS MY ACTUAL HOLY GRAIL!!!!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on October 24, 2017, 02:44:48 AM
errrr body and their mom gonna want thys lp
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on October 24, 2017, 03:00:22 AM
Anyone have the inside scoop on when this reissue will be released? I want to make sure that I do NOT fuck this one up. Next to my Endless Residency Wooden Box Set with the skull screen printed on the blank b-sides (only 15 copies exist and I have #15!) - THIS IS MY ACTUAL HOLY GRAIL!!!!

I believe Haze said sometime in Novenber
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on October 24, 2017, 11:26:01 AM
Anyone have the inside scoop on when this reissue will be released? I want to make sure that I do NOT fuck this one up. Next to my Endless Residency Wooden Box Set with the skull screen printed on the blank b-sides (only 15 copies exist and I have #15!) - THIS IS MY ACTUAL HOLY GRAIL!!!!

I believe Haze said sometime in November
He also said, ".... there will be 4 different colors, all matched up with variant color sleeves. All will be revealed as we get 'em!"
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on October 24, 2017, 05:35:22 PM
Wooo Hoooo!


Thanks everyone!

I will make sure to have some money set aside so I can win!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on October 24, 2017, 06:31:58 PM
Four variants?
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Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Godflesh on October 25, 2017, 12:35:05 AM
Four variants?
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I can't deal with this  :merde:  anymore. Now I'm gonna miss out on the GPT specials, because I spent all my end-of-the-year money on craft beer. Huge packages of it from abroad. I stupidly thought nothing this important would come this year anymore - and in this many variants.

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on October 25, 2017, 07:38:03 AM
All I need is one variant, don’t really mind which one. I bet all color variants look great.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (PAUL) on October 25, 2017, 02:25:07 PM
Somehow Flutter Nuts missed it even though they didn't go on sale yet.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on October 25, 2017, 02:34:20 PM
Somehow Flutter Nuts missed it even though they didn't go on sale yet.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on October 25, 2017, 03:28:56 PM
Somehow Flutter Nuts missed it even though they didn't go on sale yet.

 :cheers:

Hahaha!

You guys know me too well!

Fuckin' way she goes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gin-6oDq6w
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on October 27, 2017, 06:41:17 PM
All I need is one variant, don’t really mind which one. I bet all color variants look great.

same-sies
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: vince furnier on October 27, 2017, 11:09:05 PM
Wasn’t this reissued not too terribly long ago?


15 years ago on 5" audio laser discs  :nerd:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on October 28, 2017, 06:52:06 AM
Wasn’t this reissued not too terribly long ago?


15 years ago on 5" audio laser discs  :nerd:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) Razor on October 28, 2017, 05:03:07 PM
Will the Melvins ever get a remastered album?

Allegedly Neither Here Nor there mentioned it but I never heard a difference.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: POOP GRENADE on November 11, 2017, 12:42:59 PM
I just purchased a 1987 pressing for around $50.

Likely a savings compared to the forthcoming reissue.   

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on November 11, 2017, 02:40:53 PM
I guess these will go up for $70/75, i’m pretty sure that was the price for the Atlantic reissues by Haze.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Hot Pants on November 20, 2017, 03:13:58 AM
looks like early Dec release for these according to melvins fb page.

has GPT been re-released on vinyl before this, or are there plans to do a normal release after these?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (PAUL) on November 20, 2017, 02:12:43 PM
I don't think there was a reissue on vinyl previously. Well, unless you count sleazy bootlegs, or reprints by Alchemy back in the day (remember they originally had Matt and Buzz labeled incorrectly).
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Budspawn on November 28, 2017, 01:59:04 PM
Dec. 2 #melvins Gluey Porch Treatments hits the streets. Shoxop.com 8am central time.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on November 28, 2017, 02:24:02 PM
Dec. 2 #melvins Gluey Porch Treatments hits the streets. Shoxop.com 8am central time.


 :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: deatheats on November 28, 2017, 02:32:44 PM
Oooh shiny!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on November 28, 2017, 03:42:33 PM
Flutter should have no problem getting this!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on November 28, 2017, 03:58:12 PM
Flutter should have no problem getting this!

Gotta say i was pretty relieved when Haze said most of em will be up for sale. It is my work Christmas party so looks like i'll be sitting at the table with phone in hand

or this...

Oh, you fucking stream of cloudy piss Oh, fucking elasticated Turkish donkey's arseholes Oh, not again you fucking brown cockroach orgasm turd Oh, I had it in my cart and it crashed, fucking bison jizz piss whore Oh, I lost the connection as it was just going up, fucking wank elephant's dick knob scrotum Oh, you have to be kidding, not again you unbelievable fucking mountain of horse's placenta cock
   
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (PAUL) on November 28, 2017, 04:43:28 PM
Your party is in the morning? Weird.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on November 28, 2017, 04:47:47 PM
Your party is in the morning? Weird.

Did he post AM? I must have misread as i was geeking right out
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on November 28, 2017, 04:53:55 PM
Your party is in the morning? Weird.

Did he post AM? I must have misread as i was geeking right out

Just re-read. it is AM! Woo. dis be da good news mon
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: homeless_dad on November 28, 2017, 04:57:06 PM
I really want this more than any other haze reissue.  I think I'll set my alarm now so I'll wake up on time.

Someone refresh my memory, does haze post a few minutes early, late or pretty much on time?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Captain CoryCory on November 28, 2017, 05:07:20 PM
I'll be ready to grab one of these bad boys on Saturday, absolutely don't want to miss this!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on November 28, 2017, 06:14:50 PM
How many are going to be available?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: buddy holiday on November 29, 2017, 12:08:06 AM
haze mentioned pretty much all will be available since the band is not on tour currently.
there's 125 of each color. 375 in total, maybe around 300 will go online?
be ready, be fast, these will go very quickly.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: PepsiMike on November 29, 2017, 10:46:57 AM
haze mentioned pretty much all will be available since the band is not on tour currently.
there's 125 of each color. 375 in total, maybe around 300 will go online?
be ready, be fast, these will go very quickly.
There's a fourth variant. Maybe to be released in an upcoming bundle?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: meezer on November 29, 2017, 08:48:24 PM
Don't really want this but I can't see not at least trying to buy it...  :evil:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 01, 2017, 12:12:49 AM
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Use this as a handy guide.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 01, 2017, 08:31:56 AM
Ha!  That’s not exactly accurate.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on December 01, 2017, 09:29:13 AM
Google search: current time in Minneapolis

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 01, 2017, 09:10:09 PM
Will be up at 5:45am to attempt to get one. 
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 02, 2017, 01:31:13 AM
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Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 05:56:08 AM
It's 7:55am est and i am already refreshing. still got an hour but i'm pretty fucking excited
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 06:31:30 AM
Good morning!! 
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on December 02, 2017, 06:37:03 AM
Good afternoon!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 06:41:33 AM
Good afternoon!
I forgot that you live in the future.  Can you tell me if I got one of the albums or not?  That way I can just go back to bed....
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on December 02, 2017, 06:46:40 AM
Good afternoon!
I forgot that you live in the future.  Can you tell me if I got one of the albums or not?  That way I can just go back to bed....
The irony is, YOU got caught up in the flex of the Hoover while you were walking to the computer and broke your wrists trying to avoid landing on the cat, but Flutter accidentally bought TWO copies of everything and sold you one.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 06:47:35 AM
Good afternoon!
I forgot that you live in the future.  Can you tell me if I got one of the albums or not?  That way I can just go back to bed....
The irony is, YOU got caught up in the flex of the Hoover while you were walking to the computer and broke your wrists avoiding the cat, but Flutter accidentally bought TWO copies of everything and sold you one.

The future doesn't seem so bad  :lol:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 06:48:58 AM
 :shock: I literally just almost tripped over the cat.  Wrists are fine for now but we’ll see what kind of trouble I can get into in the next 11 minutes....
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 06:49:40 AM
Good morning!!

im up im up
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on December 02, 2017, 06:51:03 AM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 06:52:20 AM
:shock: I literally just almost tripped over the cat.  Wrists are fine for now but we’ll see what kind of trouble I can get into in the next 11 minutes....

 :shock:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 06:55:03 AM
Tempted to crack a beer at 5:55am..... :-k
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 06:56:46 AM
Tempted to crack a beer at 5:55am..... :-k

Just do it
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 06:57:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-cAJRZrlA
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 06:58:09 AM
Tempted to crack a beer at 5:55am..... :-k

Just do it
Enabler!!



 :cheers:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on December 02, 2017, 06:59:51 AM
I wonder if they meant Sunday....
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: vince furnier on December 02, 2017, 07:01:59 AM
got it!  :ohsnap:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 07:02:58 AM
Got the bundle!!!
I haven't been this anxious/nervous to buy records in a while
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Budspawn on December 02, 2017, 07:04:10 AM
Damn, only the grey :shock:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 07:05:13 AM
Fuck...bundle sold out immediately while I HAD IT IN MY CART!!!

Got one of the blue....
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: jules on December 02, 2017, 07:06:18 AM
Fuck...bundle sold out immediately while I HAD IT IN MY CART!!!
This!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 07:06:24 AM
Fuck...bundle sold out immediately while I HAD IT IN MY CART!!!

Got one of the blue....

Time for that beer, eh. I think i'll join you  :cheers:
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: mrcatleg on December 02, 2017, 07:08:35 AM
Fuck...bundle sold out immediately while I HAD IT IN MY CART!!!
This!

Me too!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 07:09:00 AM
dammit site screwed me - it went down and never recovered. fuuuuuk
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on December 02, 2017, 07:09:26 AM
I only noticed the grey one as well cause I was refreshing the brand new section, anyway I got one! Love this time as well, no alarm clocks needed to wake me up in the middle of the night :)
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 02, 2017, 07:12:24 AM
Fuck...bundle sold out immediately while I HAD IT IN MY CART!!!

Got one of the blue....

Same here, then I never recovered. Had a grey but too late for that as well...  :(

But I'm having a beer anyway!!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 07:12:47 AM
man id pay 75-80 for any colorway out of someone's bundle
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: >>>JZS<<< on December 02, 2017, 07:13:55 AM
      Got the grey !!!   
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 07:15:53 AM
vry disappointing...vry
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 02, 2017, 07:17:22 AM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/20229827_1631057976926701_8476266737737540327_o.jpg?oh=6a8413cb224cef34452411fa10f3bf59&oe=5A92EADC)

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/20232183_1631057983593367_3458409393249060022_o.jpg?oh=7f8c06f57065115c51ef06c00923560a&oe=5AD07003)
Invocation didn't work today.   :(

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on December 02, 2017, 07:24:49 AM
Who knows there will be some more Grim, wouldn't be the first time a few more go online eventually
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: homeless_dad on December 02, 2017, 07:29:37 AM
Bundle= scalpers delight
aka: happy, grey or blue edition
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Alex- on December 02, 2017, 07:51:37 AM
huh wasn't aware of this version.. these didn't went up on shoxop. https://www.discogs.com/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments/release/11223985
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 07:58:19 AM
From haze’ ig

lindalindanow: “Sweet! Green is for bundle?”
haze_xxl: @lindalindanow “glow in dark is for upcoming event. Those sleeves aren’t printed yet.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcGwn9Dgt95/
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 02, 2017, 08:02:16 AM
Bundle= scalpers delight
aka: happy, grey or blue edition
One up on ebay already.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 08:17:18 AM
Bundle= scalpers delight
aka: happy, grey or blue edition
One up on ebay already.
Haha!  I was just about to say...which one of you is this???  :lol:

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE (https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE)
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 08:29:09 AM
Bundle= scalpers delight
aka: happy, grey or blue edition
One up on ebay already.
Haha!  I was just about to say...which one of you is this???  :lol:

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE (https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE)

 :x :x :x

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 02, 2017, 09:19:27 AM
From haze’ ig

lindalindanow: “Sweet! Green is for bundle?”
haze_xxl: @lindalindanow “glow in dark is for upcoming event. Those sleeves aren’t printed yet.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcGwn9Dgt95/

That means there's still hope.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 09:25:11 AM
Wonder what the event is going to be....
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 09:43:56 AM
Bundle= scalpers delight
aka: happy, grey or blue edition
One up on ebay already.
Haha!  I was just about to say...which one of you is this???  :lol:

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE (https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE)

 :x :x :x
I have absolutely zero experience with Ebay except browsing the site.  Can you get someone shut down if you can report them for selling something they don’t physically have?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: meezer on December 02, 2017, 09:49:26 AM
Bundle= scalpers delight
aka: happy, grey or blue edition
One up on ebay already.
Haha!  I was just about to say...which one of you is this???  :lol:

https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE (https://m.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Vinyl-Record-LP-Amphetamine-Reptile-Blue-125/253290594254?hash=item3af94bbfce:g:k3kAAOSw~QRaIrvE)

 :x :x :x
I have absolutely zero experience with Ebay except browsing the site.  Can you get someone shut down if you can report them for selling something they don’t physically have?
Haze told us on Facebook that it's practically impossible to get a vendor shut down for selling a line of counterfeit merch like the Chinese Melvins shirts for example so this doesn't look like it could happen. They only care about lots of money going through their site.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 10:05:16 AM
Well how many people from Ypsilanti ordered one?  I’m sure Haze could figure out who it is and cancel their order so one of the folks here who genuinely wants one could buy it for regular price.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 02, 2017, 10:31:35 AM
Well how many people from Ypsilanti ordered one?  I’m sure Haze could figure out who it is and cancel their order so one of the folks here who genuinely wants one could buy it for regular price.
It's probably easy for Haze to figure out who it is.

I'm betting that you'll see more of all colors in the future, probably at the event Haze mentioned earlier.  Maybe some will be sold in a bundle?  You'll see a couple pop up on ebay, sell high initially, but the price will drop over the next year or so.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: (the) flutter nuts on December 02, 2017, 10:43:30 AM
Well how many people from Ypsilanti ordered one?  I’m sure Haze could figure out who it is and cancel their order so one of the folks here who genuinely wants one could buy it for regular price.

I believe onetime Haze bought one on ebay got the persons real name and address then cancelled the ebay order and cancelled the shopox order. I might be wrong but i do kinda remember this happening
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: deatheats on December 02, 2017, 10:52:59 AM
Got a grey!   I also had the Bundle sell out in the cart... (which my wallet was happy about)

I wouldn't be surprised if the ebayer dumb enough to be so blatant gets noticed
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: agentcooper on December 02, 2017, 11:41:36 AM
I just went for and got the pink one.  What was in the bundle, just the three colors...nothing else?

Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: deatheats on December 02, 2017, 11:43:08 AM
What was in the bundle, just the three colors...nothing else?

Yup, for $180
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Godflesh on December 02, 2017, 02:04:38 PM
Missed'em. 5 minutes late and they were gone.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 02:26:05 PM
id offer some sick trade items plus xtra $$ if anyone has an extra gpt
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 02, 2017, 02:28:02 PM
Missed'em. 5 minutes late and they were gone.
  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 02, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Ebay listing is no longer up
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: laptop sorcery on December 03, 2017, 02:23:29 AM
there was a split second where I was on the blue ver. And could add to cart but it wouldn’t let me; and that was that
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: macleodish on December 03, 2017, 04:11:57 AM
another one

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Grey-With-SplatterVinyl-Haze-XXL/222741844379?hash=item33dc72d19b:g:0gYAAOSwGzhaI7jP
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: homeless_dad on December 03, 2017, 01:26:06 PM
another one

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Melvins-Gluey-Porch-Treatments-Grey-With-SplatterVinyl-Haze-XXL/222741844379?hash=item33dc72d19b:g:0gYAAOSwGzhaI7jP
Also pulled
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 06, 2017, 08:44:10 PM
Got email that my album has been shipped.  Thanks Tom!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: OZMAtt on December 07, 2017, 10:40:42 AM
I was so excited and was waiting for it to be released... but I was paying attention to the Melvins Facebook page and not the AmRep page and I didn’t realize it had been released until 2 days after it went up.

I shouldn’t say anything because it hasn’t shipped yet but I just purchased one from eBay (pink version). I would’ve preferred the silver but you take what you can get.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 08, 2017, 03:14:33 PM
Got an email notification that it’s sitting on my front porch.  Won’t be able to get to it for another few hours.  I know heat isn’t good for vinyl but how about cold?
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on December 08, 2017, 06:42:36 PM
Got an email notification that it’s sitting on my front porch.  Won’t be able to get to it for another few hours.  I know heat isn’t good for vinyl but how about cold?

It will be fine, just put it in the oven at 425 degrees for 20 minutes before playing.

Wait...don't do that.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GiveMe45 on December 08, 2017, 08:07:27 PM
Got an email notification that it’s sitting on my front porch.  Won’t be able to get to it for another few hours.  I know heat isn’t good for vinyl but how about cold?

It will be fine, just put it in the oven at 425 degrees for 20 minutes before playing.

Wait...don't do that.
I just ended up microwaving it for 45 seconds and took it outside and played frisbee with the dog.  It plays perfect now!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: sadcorps on December 09, 2017, 02:56:14 PM
Got an email notification that it’s sitting on my front porch.  Won’t be able to get to it for another few hours.  I know heat isn’t good for vinyl but how about cold?

It will be fine, just put it in the oven at 425 degrees for 20 minutes before playing.

Wait...don't do that.
I just ended up microwaving it for 45 seconds and took it outside and played frisbee with the dog.  It plays perfect now!

I bet it sounds like my old 1987 copy (that I was too stupid to take care of as a kid) now! Enjoy!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: dirtmerchant on December 10, 2017, 11:31:57 AM
Did everyone who has received their gluey reissues get a shipping notification with a tracking number? I’ve always gotten one when my order ships from amrep. Just wondering if they just didn’t send em out Bc of so many orders on this release. I still haven’t received a shipping notification as of today.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: meezer on December 10, 2017, 12:48:12 PM
Yes. I always receive a tracking number from AmRep. Maybe check your junk mail and spam filters and email them if you didn't get one. I received my record yesterday.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: DeeSonyaChin on December 12, 2017, 09:07:23 PM
Any chance this could pop up again online?  You think they just pressed 375 total?  I overslept the day of the sale (yeah I know too fuckin bad)...  :o
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 12, 2017, 09:29:47 PM
Any chance this could pop up again online?  You think they just pressed 375 total?  I overslept the day of the sale (yeah I know too fuckin bad)...  :o
They pressed 500 total, there's a forth variant.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 12, 2017, 10:45:07 PM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24862525_1948874348475231_8481460504808981709_n.jpg?oh=3971ff78ea27541fd09ad9fcc0277ce3&oe=5AD22921)

Maybe the glow in the dark is for this event or a yet to be announced holiday show.
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 12, 2017, 10:50:11 PM


Maybe the glow in the dark is for this event 
It is. 
You should go to it Grim!
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: GrimReaper on December 13, 2017, 02:32:54 AM
Ok
Title: Re: Gluey Porch Treatments reissue
Post by: Garnz on December 13, 2017, 03:20:30 AM
Ok

If you do, could you snatch me a copy too?