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Title: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: JUDY on May 28, 2018, 07:19:19 PM
I'm not sure if anyone else has posted pictures of these. Sorry for the low quality and bad lighting! I'll take better ones for the wiki  :buzz:

They were inside of the Pinkus Abortion Technician letterpress boxset, along with a lot of other goodies!

So much fun!  :P

(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee392/robotsindetroit/kingbuzzo_zpsq9fscmql.jpg) (http://s1225.photobucket.com/user/robotsindetroit/media/kingbuzzo_zpsq9fscmql.jpg.html)

(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee392/robotsindetroit/Dale_zpszj9jagjf.jpg) (http://s1225.photobucket.com/user/robotsindetroit/media/Dale_zpszj9jagjf.jpg.html)

(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee392/robotsindetroit/pinkus_zpsxbszclws.jpg) (http://s1225.photobucket.com/user/robotsindetroit/media/pinkus_zpsxbszclws.jpg.html)

(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee392/robotsindetroit/steve_zpsfsendnrd.jpg) (http://s1225.photobucket.com/user/robotsindetroit/media/steve_zpsfsendnrd.jpg.html)

Kitty approved!

(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee392/robotsindetroit/Screen%20Shot%202018-05-28%20at%208.00.53%20PM_zpsk9fktexm.png) (http://s1225.photobucket.com/user/robotsindetroit/media/Screen%20Shot%202018-05-28%20at%208.00.53%20PM_zpsk9fktexm.png.html)

Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: ))))(((( on May 29, 2018, 03:54:46 AM
Who the hell ever says Lost In Translation is the worst film?
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: GrimReaper on May 29, 2018, 05:11:15 AM
Who the hell ever says Lost In Translation is the worst film?

What?
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Bigval on May 29, 2018, 05:25:17 AM
Just curious how long has Buzz had his ears pierced?

I only noticed it for the first time in a live pic from late last year.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: ))))(((( on May 29, 2018, 05:31:34 AM
Who the hell ever says Lost In Translation is the worst film?
What?
The cards Grim, read the cards!!


Just curious how long has Buzz had his ears pierced?
Quite a while. I've seen that for at least a few years. You have me curious now too about the when of it.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 29, 2018, 11:59:56 AM
Who the hell ever says Lost In Translation is the worst film?

that was Bill and Scarlet? M'eh it was ok; I think ... i don't really remember ... is it my least favourite? Probably not ... would I watch it again or even care that I did in the first place? Probably not. So it's leaning way closer to "least" than "most". I'd be surprised if anyone listed that as their favourite ... I am not at all surprised someone listed it as their least favourite or worst ever.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: JUDY on May 29, 2018, 10:30:30 PM
Who the hell ever says Lost In Translation is the worst film?

What?

Buzz loves talking movies! It seems legit to me to pick at something that might stir up a conversation. Because you know, Buzz is not boring. Lost in Translation is one of those movies that I am neutral with  - did not like it, but did not really dislike it - it was just OK - but could not understand what all the critics were raving about. Bill Murray, forever, but cammon.

My personal favorite was Pinkus and his least favorite food being "soup sandwich"  :lol: I just love him so much, and can't help thinking....does he mean ordering a sandwich with soup or is it an actual sandwich dowsed in mysterious liquid? Curiouser, and curiouser..... some of you might know that I am a HUGE Guillermo del Toro fan but if you could only hear my personal impression that b got in the car ride home of why pinkus might have strongly disliked shape of water, you'd all be lauging....believe me. I am so funny
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Dumpster D on May 30, 2018, 12:13:07 AM
I Love Bogart in the Classic War Film Sahara, I wonder if Buzz watched that movie repeatedly as I did.

Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: linoleum blownapart on May 30, 2018, 05:21:02 AM
It would be a sandwich with soup on it instead of mushrooms or some sort of meat and cheese.  Speaking of which, never say soup around Paul Leary, he hates that word.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 30, 2018, 11:34:07 AM
I can see hating Lost In Translation ... but hating soup and sandwich? That's just fucking crazy.

Wait, I just re-read that ... soup & a sandwich is cool ... delicious even. But soup on a sandwich? Whoa, that's not cool at all ... it's demented.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: glen on May 30, 2018, 11:48:57 AM
it's a soup sandwich people.  why is that so hard to grasp?     you take two pieces of bread and put soup in the middle. 

it's not "soup AND sandwich".  it's not "soup ON a sandwich".  it's a SOUP SANDWICH.


PS:  I guess you have to be an old duffer like Pinkus and myself to be familiar with the phrase "that's about as fucked up as a soup sandwich". 
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: (PAUL) on May 30, 2018, 02:56:22 PM
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Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Tobias on May 30, 2018, 06:41:15 PM
Those are rad
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 30, 2018, 06:57:56 PM
Those are rad
Another soup sandwich fan  :x
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 31, 2018, 12:33:41 AM
it's a soup sandwich people.  why is that so hard to grasp?

because its two pieces of gooey wet soupy bread disintegrating into mush at the slightest grip


you take two pieces of bread and put soup in the middle.

yo, that's fuckin' weird. Is there a clearly preferred and universally accepted choice of soup as sandwich filing? Like just broths ... or are mushy carrots and celery, noodles, or whatever the hell is in Italian Wedding Soup all possible go to's for these fuckin' weirdo soup sandwich eaters?
 

PS:  I guess you have to be an old duffer like Pinkus and myself to be familiar with the phrase "that's about as fucked up as a soup sandwich".

I dunno what a duffer is ... I'm old but I dunno if I am a duffer? Regardless, I have never heard this phrase; let alone of a soup sandwich in and of itself. Also, I dunno if there is really much in the realms of fucked upness that would compare to the fucked upness of a soup sandwich ...

Some Dude: "Whoa! Look at the guy setting that cow on fire in the library ... that's about as fucked up as a soup sandwich!"

Mount Ambulance: "Nope, not even close".

Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Dumpster D on May 31, 2018, 03:10:22 AM
This whole Soup sandwich business must be inside Joke material.

If you ask me, it's most likely hallucinogen induced situation comedy.

Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: GrimReaper on May 31, 2018, 03:30:02 AM
It's a phrase to indicate something is fucked up.

Examples:

That's as fucked up as a football bat!

That's as fucked up as a screen door on a submarine!

That's as fucked up as a soup sandwich!

Surely you have such phrases in Canada. Share them with us.

Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: glen on May 31, 2018, 06:56:25 AM
do we have any votes for "chicken wire canoe"? 
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: glen on May 31, 2018, 06:57:00 AM


I dunno what a duffer is ... I'm old but I dunno if I am a duffer?

if you don't know what a duffer is I can't tell you.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Dumpster D on May 31, 2018, 10:08:06 AM
I don't know what a duffer is, but all this soup and sandwich talk is making me hungry.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: linoleum blownapart on May 31, 2018, 11:02:14 AM
Everyone is really over thinking this soup sandwich thing.  But I have a feeling a soup sandwich would taste much better than a soap sandwich.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: glen on May 31, 2018, 11:10:24 AM
how about a jam sandwich?  ever had one of those?    it's where you take two pieces of bread and jam them together.



I deeply apologize for that. 
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: deatheats on May 31, 2018, 11:17:45 AM
 :lol:  I dunno much about Jam sandwiches, but it sounds like a certain someone got a knuckle sandwich from a beer bottle
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: glen on May 31, 2018, 11:30:21 AM
hey!!  I resemble resent that remark!
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: linoleum blownapart on May 31, 2018, 01:22:27 PM
I've heard of a condiment sandwich, like when you only get ketchup on some bread.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: glen on May 31, 2018, 01:35:19 PM
have you heard of a condom sandwich?


I haven't until now but I'd like to say it does not sound like something I would like. 
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: linoleum blownapart on May 31, 2018, 04:35:57 PM
Well after eating a condom sandwich, you should have a FuBar for dessert.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: dead mike on May 31, 2018, 06:04:59 PM
Lost in Translation and Chasing Amy are both good movies. Fight me.

Didn't see the fish-fucking movie.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Bigval on May 31, 2018, 11:42:04 PM
Isn't the saying as useless as a screen door on a submarine?

Or as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike?

Or as useless as tits on a bull? etc
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: deatheats on June 01, 2018, 10:01:01 AM
The official worst movie of all time is 'Once'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpv0Bt0AGd0

Prove me wrong!
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: ))))(((( on June 01, 2018, 10:30:21 AM
The official worst movie of all time is 'Once'

Prove me wrong!
Personally i've always maintained that Cronenberg's 'eXistenZ' is the worst movie ever made. Although i did only ever see that once about 15 years ago. Im actually curious to see it again to see if it is as bad as i remember.
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: deatheats on June 01, 2018, 10:38:22 AM
Oh, c'mon, even one frame of Existenz is better than most movies:

(http://metrograph.com/uploads/films/maxresdefault-1469032147-726x388.jpg)

And yes, this thread has been offically derailed  :P
Title: Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
Post by: Stonergrunge on June 01, 2018, 10:48:33 AM
Who the hell ever says Lost In Translation is the worst film?

Wait, the cards say "Least favorite", not "the worst". Clearly it's not the same thing.