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Title: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 20, 2005, 06:05:51 PM
i hope i didn't scare anyone wiith that subject line, and plaese excuese me if i make spelling errors, i am typing incredibly fast and i am shaking a bit.

i've just been told that if i get to boston by 6pm tomorrow, i am interviewing the FUCKING MELIVNS!!!!!! 
this point of this post is to get quesitons.  if anyone has any good questions i'll be sure to ask them. 
also, if anyone would like me to tell them anything special or something let me know. 
give me some good question ideas, i don't want to bore them.
i'lll be sure to give a shoutout from the whole bbs communiutey. \
holy fuck i can't believe this is ahpppening to me tomoror.w  i am more excited than i've ever been beofore i think.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so, if anhyone has any questions or special comments be sure to let me know ASAP!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Michael on October 20, 2005, 06:37:37 PM
What's the story with Mike and the Melvins?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 20, 2005, 07:48:48 PM
hehe,

how did you do this?
I have to congratulate you :) and wish you luck.
I dont really have any good questions...
except a few:

1.what happened to the kunka and the melvins release, and will it be released?

2.and have you (the melvins) ever considered making a movie?this seems like natural step after all youve done. but the melvins never do the natural thing.

3. Is santiago alandra a pseudonym buzz used to make the pictures in the melvins book?

hmmmm... I dont have any other good/original questions...
just shake their hands, and try to hold the tears backv :?  ("strong men cry too, strong men cry too" Big Lebowski)

have fun!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: rhett E rock on October 20, 2005, 07:51:56 PM
how did you land this!?

soooooooo jealous!!!  just tell them there's a bass player awaiting them in Seattle.  hahahaha.

hmmm, i don't know what i would ask them.  so good luck Vinney!  LUCK BASTARD!!!!!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on October 20, 2005, 08:09:34 PM
Ask Buzz and Dale what their favorite Simpson episode is.
After the Houdini redux, what plans have they got concerning a new album?
Any new songs?

Any prospective "permanent" bass players?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 20, 2005, 08:18:26 PM
Ask Buzz and Dale what their favorite Simpson episode is.

why didnt I think of that??
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 20, 2005, 08:33:06 PM
Wow! Congratulations.

Ask what you'd have to do to announce them on stage.
Congratulate dale on Scarlet.
Ask Buzz when he's gonna have kids.
Ask about the cryptiic sentence in the liner notes of 'mangled demos' .. 'Oh yes, we can't forget about
Dan Raymond..'..  Why not?!?? What's the big secret with Dan??
Take lots of pictures.
Tell them that there's an orphan named Beto in Brazil who's last wish is to see the Melvins plays before he dies.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 20, 2005, 08:39:49 PM
Wow! Congratulations.

Ask what you'd have to do to announce them on stage.
Congratulate dale on Scarlet.
Ask Buzz when he's gonna have kids.
Ask about the cryptiic sentence in the liner notes of 'mangled demos' .. 'Oh yes, we can't forget about
Dan Raymond..'..
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 20, 2005, 08:44:51 PM

Congratulate dale on Scarlet.

Tell them that there's an orphan named Beto in Brazil who's last wish is to see the Melvins plays before he dies.


ooooo sheet.  thanks kurdt.  i'll definitely congratulate dale.

i will tell them to play brazil for beto.  and i'll ask if mackie really sent that envelope he got.

i'll explain more about this opportunity later... got sumthin to do right now (aside from have an irregular heartbeat over this!)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: perzo))) on October 20, 2005, 11:01:22 PM
Ask Buzz and Dale what their favorite Simpson episode is.

why didnt I think of that??

i did but he beat me to it.

ask them how they got involved w/big business.

and tell them the shoes are a great idea but so fucking ugly...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 21, 2005, 12:47:37 AM
First off, I'm really jealous at you Vinnie, this is great! And you deserve it, I'm really happy for you. Who fixed you up with this and do the Melvins know one of the biggest fans around is gonna interview 'em?

It has been said already but don't forget to congratulate Dale and his wife on Scarlet.

Also, it would be cool to ask them something about Wesley Willis, what do they think of him? He is being thanked in Never Breathe.. Do you know him at all, Vinnie?

And of course DO NOT ask them anything about Nirvana!

Wooha!!!!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Hog log on October 21, 2005, 01:04:12 AM
if anyone has any good questions i'll be sure to ask them. 


why is there something instead of nothing ?

HES MEETING THE MELVINS!!! :o :o

cool
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: TheSwingSet on October 21, 2005, 01:39:23 AM
Ask about the possible rerelease of Electroretard?
and when we may see a MelvinsBusiness tour?

INDEED...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 21, 2005, 01:47:44 AM
Five pesos says Vinnie isn't going to get any sleep until the concert and the interview is over!  :P
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: THE DON on October 21, 2005, 01:51:53 AM
Congratulations. 

you deserve this man

ask him whats his user name is  in this board if he has one......

and good luck!!!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 21, 2005, 02:04:00 AM
INDEED...

Alright then! Vinnie, try and say INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEED after every confirming answer.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: musefreek on October 21, 2005, 03:18:44 AM
congratulations Vinnie!! I hope you keep it together because I will totally lose it in front those guys.

i'd like to know whether there are any plans to rerelease bulllhead.

um, that's all i can think of for now as everyone else has covered all my questions.

good luck!!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on October 21, 2005, 05:57:31 AM
I realize I am going WAAAY out on a limb here in quoting the once famous luther campbell of 2 LIVE CREW fame (apologies) but:

  "GO VINNIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!       GO VINNIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!"

yeah, I know how bad that is,   but it HAD to be said, for vin's sake.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Green Honey on October 21, 2005, 06:23:38 AM
you could ask them how they feel about how people post melvins "lyrics and guitar tablature" all over the internet...do they mind?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 21, 2005, 06:41:31 AM
congratulations Vinnie!! I hope you keep it together because I will totally lose it in front those guys.

i'd like to know whether there are any plans to rerelease bulllhead.

Why would they do that? Or did you perhaps already explain yourself in some 'bad produced albums' thread before?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on October 21, 2005, 08:36:18 AM
Ask them if they could release all their released but rare, hard to find stuff on a single CD.

Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 21, 2005, 08:48:55 AM
alright.  i'm finally re-posting about this.  i have been totally out of sorts these past 12 hours. 
kurdt you were right, i couldn't get to sleep at all last night, it was hilarious (to myself).

thanks for all the advice everyone, i am going to try to ask as many of your questions as i can.  i wish i could take you all with me!!! nobody deserves this more than anyone else.  we are all fans and should be able to have this opportunity. if i had a big enougn trunk, you'd all be there in that room with me. 

some are curious, so i'll explain:  my roommate and his (our) friend are on the exec. board at our college radio station, WRUV.  basically this means all they have to do is have a show once a week and go to meetings sometimes, and then reap incredible rewards.  our mutal friend emailed tim (not moss), their promoter about getting on the guest list because of the radio station.  that's all she wrote.  he writes back a few days later (yesterday) with: "you are on the guest list and i have set up an interview.  be there at 6pm and ask for tim moss". 

!!  it was out of nowhere! it was entirely his suggestion.  confusing.  maybe someone here knows more about promoting than i do.  why would this guy suggest an interview with a radio station in northern vermont?  they are considered a "core station" so i guess that means something... to fully honor the band i am going to video tape it, transcribe it, and try to get it out as much as possible.  i'll send the transcript to the school newspaper, my website, and any others that'll take it, and send the video to our TV channel.

i've got a barrage of questions worked out, and i plan to take some time towards the end to present myself as a sort of ambassador to the melvins-fan community.  i'll ask him if there is anything he would like to say or ask to the largest group of his fans concentrated in one place. 

my mind is wholly blown.  i haven't been able to think straight.  i've got a math exam in a half hour and there is a good chance i am going to be taking the derviative of f ' (MELVINS) and scribbling questions to remember to ask all over the paper.

i do plan to ask questions about the board.  like what they know about it and if they ever go on it.  it sounds goofy, but this really is an important place.  it is home to scores and scores of their fans, and that's not something to scoff at.

i don't think they've ever been interviewed by a fan-boy such as myself.  it should be quite an experience for them, that is if i can attempt some sort of communication through stutters and constant explosive shitting.

and of course, i am going to bring cracker barrel cheese....... :o :shock:

tomorrow i will try to post as much as i can about the night, including pictures, and i will get the video and transcript up as quick as possible also.  my sisters are visiting this weekend and i have a lot of work to do, but i'll try my best.
***********
dear diary:  don't tell anyone this secret because they may laugh at me.  you are the only one i can trust, diary.  i think i may ask buzz and dale to sign my arm very small underneathe my tattoo, and then go to a tattoo parlor and have them trace over it.  this may be a very important night of my life, and recording it would make as much sense as putting GPT on my shoulder. 
don't tell!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: zium on October 21, 2005, 09:28:26 AM
cool man :D

ask about lori too i'd like to know what she does nowadays (unless she actually is dead)
and ask em if they read this board
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 21, 2005, 09:31:55 AM
and ask em if they read this board

Maybe they do read this board and that's what they call 'being busy'.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on October 21, 2005, 09:47:26 AM
Vinny said; " i think i may ask buzz and dale to sign my arm very small underneathe
my tattoo, and then go to a tattoo parlor and have them trace over it."


If you do nothing else with this opportunity, at least do that!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 21, 2005, 09:52:22 AM
Vinnie, what if Buzzo signs it

"Vinnie's gay
King Buzzo"

Would you tattoo that as well?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 21, 2005, 09:57:59 AM
hahha, that's a real good question maarten...i don't think i can have an answer till i'm forced to.  i'd probably omit that....who knows?

i'd be curious about lori, but at the same time, i don't want to stir any "negative vibes" so to speak.
i am also curious about what they do in their immense amounts of non-touring, non-writing time.
i'm going to ask if the core band of dale and buzz have written any new songs since HAT.  if they say no i'll cry right then and there.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 21, 2005, 10:49:19 AM
Could you ask Dale if he knows anything about a new Nirvana compliation featuring a track from the Fecal Matter demos that's coming up? I believe Dale and some other guy are the only ones with a copy of the Fecal Mettar recordings.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: GrimReaper on October 21, 2005, 11:38:59 AM

This is great. You are probably on the road by now but good luck!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 21, 2005, 01:52:15 PM
alright.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Huey P. Newton on October 21, 2005, 02:41:43 PM
I have a feeling that you're going to creep the fuck out of them....

GOOD LUCK!!!  :P
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 21, 2005, 02:56:13 PM
Tim Moss: Okay Vinnie- Here's the Melvins!  Go interview them!

Vinnie: *Heavy Breathes, wide eyes, sweat pouring down*

Buzz: Tim, is this guy okay?

Vinnie: <points to his Melvins tattoo> I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

*creepy silence*

Tim: So, I guess this wraps up the interview!

 :P :P :P

This is going to be the greatest thing in Vinnies life. 
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: meanclown on October 21, 2005, 02:59:47 PM
Yo V - good luck w/the interview...though I thought Melvins preferance for  'Cracker Barrel'  gift certificates
referred to the restaurant chain that we don't have here in the NY-Metro area.....since they're always on the road, etc....though I could be mistaken....it would be funny if Buzz & Dale looked at you like you had three heads 'cause you're packing...cheese!! LOL...
Rock On!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: greenguy on October 21, 2005, 05:51:26 PM
I know this is late in response, but just remeber these are normal guys. They are very aproachable. Just be ready for the jackass answers to your jackass questions and you'll do fine! :lol:
BTW vinny congrats. I know this means alot to you. I remember when you first signed up on the nerd list and posted that infamous picture of you with cotton in your mouth and your hair all fucked><><up like Buzz'z.
be cool!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on October 21, 2005, 06:10:49 PM
Wow, that is fucking awesome. Congrats and good luck.

 Like someone else said, please ask them about the possibility of putting all of their rare b-side, non-CD songs on an official CD or box set. 3 quick ones:

 1. Were the Melvins Nikes a reaction to Dischord threatening to sue Nike over stealing Minor Threat's album cover art for a Nike Ad?

 2.  Is anything ever going to happen at their website? (Yeah, we're waiting to buy shit.)

 3.  How about a retrospective DVD with all the promo videos, different live eras, and band interviews/commentary?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 22, 2005, 06:15:18 AM
Wow, that is fucking awesome. Congrats and good luck.

 Like someone else said, please ask them about the possibility of putting all of their rare b-side, non-CD songs on an official CD or box set. 3 quick ones:

 1. Were the Melvins Nikes a reaction to Dischord threatening to sue Nike over stealing Minor Threat's album cover art for a Nike Ad?

 2.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 22, 2005, 08:26:51 PM
hey everyone.  full review later plus the posted VIDEO.  buzz was amazingly friendly and awesome to talk to.  we were just having a casual conversation about life, baseball, music, and drunken idiots.  it was great.  i was totally calm and collected.  until i get the video up, i'll tell you this much in the rumor department:
no dvd from the england show.
mike and the melvins is very much up in the air.  (then he said "SURE! it'll come out next week!")

i am biased, but i think this is some of the best of buzz, and defintely the most entertaining i've ever seen him on tape!

speaking of tape.  this is on vhs with a lot of background noise...can anyone on here master the sound levels if i send an electronic copy so that the background voices are low (or gone) and buzz and i are louder?  that'd be great!

more later, my fellow fans.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Smellis on October 22, 2005, 08:50:09 PM
Alright Vinney! That kicks ass. Buzz is a very cool guy and it's surprising but you know, they are just regular guys. Dale and Buzz have always shown hospitality above and beyond what they need to do. Did you talk to Dale much?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 22, 2005, 09:13:26 PM
i got to talk to dale right before i left.  i wish i was able to talk to him longer.  i got him to sign something and was expecting the pen back, but he held on to it and said "...want me to sign anything else?".  i was like yea of course, if you want!  then i talked to him a little about the drumming on bullhead.  i was going to leave again and he asked if i wanted drumsticks.  i told him i would turn away nothing from him.  he was so eager to please and friendly.  he was awesome.  like everyone always says, "a true gentleman"! 
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 22, 2005, 09:15:26 PM
So what you're saying is that jerk Crover is nice to everyone but me?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 22, 2005, 09:39:23 PM
i can't speak for everyone, but he sure was nice to my friend and i.  maybe you should be nicer to him?  maybe you were kidding?  i don't know what the hell is going on
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on October 22, 2005, 09:48:24 PM
Maybe that's why Dale doesn't like me...cause I'm an asshole.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 22, 2005, 10:23:42 PM
So what you're saying is that jerk Crover is nice to everyone but me?
He's only jerky to you when you and Moss call him late late at night!  :x
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: thor on October 23, 2005, 01:54:29 AM
i got to talk to dale right before i left. i wish i was able to talk to him longer. i got him to sign something and was expecting the pen back, but he held on to it and said "...want me to sign anything else?". i was like yea of course, if you want! then i talked to him a little about the drumming on bullhead. i was going to leave again and he asked if i wanted drumsticks. i told him i would turn away nothing from him. he was so eager to please and friendly. he was awesome. like everyone always says, "a true gentleman"!
hey everyone. full review later plus the posted VIDEO. buzz was amazingly friendly and awesome to talk to. we were just having a casual conversation about life, baseball, music, and drunken idiots. it was great. i was totally calm and collected. until i get the video up, i'll tell you this much in the rumor department:
no dvd from the england show.
mike and the melvins is very much up in the air. (then he said "SURE! it'll come out next week!")

i am biased, but i think this is some of the best of buzz, and defintely the most entertaining i've ever seen him on tape!

speaking of tape. this is on vhs with a lot of background noise...can anyone on here master the sound levels if i send an electronic copy so that the background voices are low (or gone) and buzz and i are louder? that'd be great!

more later, my fellow fans.

I can try to gate the audio for you, I've got a studio.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 23, 2005, 05:20:48 AM
more later, my fellow fans.

Sounds like you did a great job, wooha!

 =D> =D> =D>

By the way, remember that it takes about 4 times as much time to type out an interview then the actual recording time.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 23, 2005, 05:30:18 AM
 :cry: =P~ :mrgreen:

this is  G R E A T  ! ! !
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on October 23, 2005, 08:58:07 AM
it is pretty exciting eh? seeing our young vinnie go out into the world, taking his first steps,
falling down, getting back up, interviewing the melvins, losing his first baby tooth, getting his
first kiss from another man... :shock:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Smellis on October 23, 2005, 09:45:42 AM
We can only hope that at least out of courtesy Buzz gave him a reach-a-round.............. :lol:    :shock:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on October 23, 2005, 11:03:45 AM

 i'll tell you this much in the rumor department: no dvd from the england show.

 This week's news update at Ipecac says: coming soon - "Melvins(A new Houdini?)" So either it's a live DVD from a different show, or just a live album. Either way that's awesome.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on October 23, 2005, 11:56:39 AM
it could still be a DVD of them re-recording and performing Houdini
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: rhett E rock on October 23, 2005, 12:07:10 PM
i hope they're redoing Houdini.  great album, it just seems like it has, what you'd call a LACK.

Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 23, 2005, 04:34:54 PM
buzz talked about this.  they are going to release a live version of houdini (AUDIO).
buzz said in the future he WANTS to do a dvd, but doesn't know what to do yet.
i quote, "i want people to be as confused after watching it as they were before watching".  he only wants to do it if he can get the right angle on the DVD medium.  same for the website.  he wants to launch one, but doesn't know what it can be. 

BRIAN- buzz sez, "...from what i know, the guy who runs themelvins.net does a fantastic job.  nothing we could do could be better than that."

 =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on October 23, 2005, 05:54:18 PM
BRIAN- buzz sez, "...from what i know, the guy who runs themelvins.net does a fantastic job.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: moorst on October 23, 2005, 09:54:10 PM
That is so cool.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on October 23, 2005, 10:02:44 PM
That is so cool.
But, is it so cool it's hot?   8)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: GrimReaper on October 23, 2005, 10:51:30 PM
buzz talked about this.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: moorst on October 24, 2005, 02:32:44 AM
That's what I meant... the compliment to themelvins.net.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on October 24, 2005, 02:41:29 AM
i quote, "i want people to be as confused after watching it as they were before watching".  he only wants to do it if he can get the right angle on the DVD medium.  same for the website.  he wants to launch one, but doesn't know what it can be.

Yeah, I believe he used that same quote when describing their plans on the website.

Quote
BRIAN- buzz sez, "...from what i know, the guy who runs themelvins.net does a fantastic job.  nothing we could do could be better than that."

Wow, that's great!

Go Brian!

(http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif) (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif) (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif) (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif) (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on October 24, 2005, 08:01:21 AM
Brian's work is amazing, no surprise there but it is great to hear it praised by Buzz.
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Post by: glen on October 24, 2005, 08:52:07 AM
mr. brian:  hold your head high.
we all owe a debt of gratitude to you.     sounds like (according to buzz himself) your site IS the "official" melvins information site.  that is something to be damn proud of.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on October 24, 2005, 01:38:47 PM
looking forward to checking out your interview bro, when do you think youll post it????
not to be impatient  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: retrodummy on October 24, 2005, 01:49:30 PM
you lucky bastard!!!
ask them to play an extended version of "the anti-vermin seed" on their next tour in germany.

Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Cranial Bifida on October 25, 2005, 12:09:31 AM
Wow! Congratulations.

Ask what you'd have to do to announce them on stage.
Congratulate dale on Scarlet.
Ask Buzz when he's gonna have kids.
Ask about the cryptiic sentence in the liner notes of 'mangled demos' .. 'Oh yes, we can't forget about
Dan Raymond..'..
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Burnt Bride on October 26, 2005, 01:11:43 PM
Vcavallo, what kind of melvins tattoo do you have?  any pics?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on October 27, 2005, 08:59:57 AM
any news on the interview Vinney sir?

my nipples are bursting with desire!!!  :P (monty python goddammit, Im not a WEIRDO or anything...ok a bit then)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on October 27, 2005, 09:20:45 PM
Vcavallo, what kind of melvins tattoo do you have?  any pics?
it's (part of?) the GPT art.  it was my avatar for awhile.  i'll post a pic sometime.  the whole uploading to an ftp thing is sort of a deterrent.  is that how that is spelled?
i haven't been on the board much since the weekend.  i am working on converting(digitizing) the interview, been sorta busy lately.  sorry it's taking so long, hopefully it will be worth it when you finally see it.


i guess i'll just post it now.  sorry if it is huge.
(http://www.runningonion.com/tattoo.jpg)
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Post by: rhett E rock on October 27, 2005, 09:27:21 PM
...Im not a WEIRDO or anything...ok a bit then)

you're defending yourself here!?  look at us all! 
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Post by: cellphone on October 27, 2005, 09:48:37 PM
Wow, can't believe I missed this.
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Post by: rhett E rock on October 27, 2005, 10:21:14 PM
Vin, that's a fucking sweet tattoo...how come you left her friend out?
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Post by: klump on October 28, 2005, 05:25:18 PM
Vcavallo, what kind of melvins tattoo do you have?
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Post by: anaconda on October 28, 2005, 05:35:29 PM
i'd even settle for a few video stills of buzz and vinny, in the interim  :P
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Post by: Leroy on October 28, 2005, 09:44:29 PM
is the upcoming live Houdini cd the one they played in England?  or will it be from an upcoming show?
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Post by: Vcavallo on October 29, 2005, 12:05:29 AM
from what i remember, all buzz said was "we are going to release a live recorded version of houdini".  so, that's pretty inconclusive, i guess. i haven't gotten to that point in the interview tape yet to review exactly what he said.  stay tuned.
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Post by: norecess on November 01, 2005, 08:58:57 AM
from what i remember, all buzz said was "we are going to release a live recorded version of houdini".  so, that's pretty inconclusive, i guess. i haven't gotten to that point in the interview tape yet to review exactly what he said.  stay tuned.

man, you should write a book about 'how to gain good karma on BBS message boards' =D>
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Post by: idiotboy on November 01, 2005, 06:33:45 PM
Or at least a handy pocket sized pamphlet - right kids?
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Post by: Green Honey on November 02, 2005, 01:50:20 PM
....
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Post by: Andy on November 02, 2005, 06:00:21 PM
....

Bumpity bump. Have some more good karma.
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Post by: Lividity on November 02, 2005, 07:22:19 PM
Karma is suck!

( I'm just jealous because I've only been applauded once.  :?)
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Post by: DubEMC on November 02, 2005, 08:22:22 PM
Karma is suck!

( I'm just jealous because I've only been applauded once.
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Post by: Lividity on November 02, 2005, 08:25:31 PM
Haha, thanks.

13, but I'm gonna be 14 in a few weeks. Hope it doesn't make a difference or anything, it hasn't so far.
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Post by: DubEMC on November 02, 2005, 08:29:33 PM
Of course not man.
I was just curious.
Some of us here probably weren't very cool when we were 13.
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Post by: THE DON on November 02, 2005, 11:20:29 PM
Lividity dont trip. im only 18,  you aint alone here  8)
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Post by: youllneverbe on November 03, 2005, 03:49:23 AM
Haha, thanks.

13, but I'm gonna be 14 in a few weeks. Hope it doesn't make a difference or anything, it hasn't so far.

The only difference I can see is that you have better spelling and grammar than anyone else on here. Your posts are always neat and well punctuated. Well done.

Whether it's the way you write all the time or just a safeguard against letting slip a few "LOLLER"s or perhaps even a "TEH MEVLINS!!!!1" is yet to be seen.....



...... Just kidding mate. Ageists in the 'alternative music' scene are the fucking worst. If I had a quid for every time when I was in my young teens I got told "...well they weren't as good as when I saw em in 86 with Voivod at the Marquee - christ, that was a hell of a show. I bet you weren't even BORN then were ya? Well, obviously nowadays is nowhere NEAR as good as the scene in the 80s bla bla bla bla bla....." by drunken 35-year old metalheads I'd have enough money to buy at least their Reign In Blood 12". But then, the regular metal scene is way more closed-minded than any textbook 'Melvins fanbase' (if such a group could be defined).

Younger people talking to older people is how great music gets passed on. When I was younger, I was very self-conscious about my age (I was almost a full decade younger than most of the people I used to get musical suggestions from) and I think I was looked down upon by a few of them. However, nowadays all they do is work and drink, they have absolutely no attachment to anything recent or developing in the world of music, and they're just those people that you occasionally see standing at the bar gruffly, wondering why it just doesn't feel the same as it did fifteen years ago.

Young people who are genuine music fans have more enthusiasm towards finding new music than, say, your average gig-going 25-year-old.

It's especially good that you (Lividity) are into The Melvins 'cos it seems like they're more a 'band's band' than a 'punter's band' (I'm not sure if you have the slang word 'punter' in the US - it sort of means 'average Mr. Joe Consumer'). I see way more bands namecheck them than punters. This was how I got into Neurosis too - so many interviews have some mention of The Melvins or Neurosis or Swans or something like that, but I ask so many people if they're into any of those bands and an uninterested face is their reply.

When and how did you get into The Melvins? I'm curious as to how a 13-year-old has any sort of gateway, unless you have an older sibling or something...?
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Post by: anaconda on November 03, 2005, 10:15:22 AM
It's not that rare, I got into the Melvins as a 15 yr old when my older
brother (18 at the time) gave me his copy of Bullhead on cassette!
Still grooving to them 12 years later.
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Post by: Lividity on November 03, 2005, 12:59:09 PM
The "Come As You Are" book. I read the book and  they kept saying the Melvins were great, and they sounded crazy from their descriptions, which I liked. So I punched up "The Melvins" on Amazon.com and checked out the samples. The first one I heard was "At The Stake" and I was totally blown away. So I asked my mom for Stoner Witch. I got Houdini instead since they didn't have SW, but it was excellent nonetheless.

And thanks for the compliment on my typing. I do that mostly because it's way easier to read, unlike the AIM profiles that have "OMGgg MIA B-daizz cominn in TO Daizzz lol!!!!!". Man, I hate that crap.
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Post by: klump on November 03, 2005, 02:04:22 PM
when I was 14 I listened to the Rolling Stones and the sex pistols.

I got into the melvins through Nirvana, Im not ashamed of that. I dont have an older brother or anything so its great when bands you like namechecks other good bands.

But Im not a big Nirvana fan anymore, hehe.
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Post by: norecess on November 03, 2005, 02:27:35 PM
But Im not a big Nirvana fan anymore, hehe.

May I ask why? You obviously liked 'em before you go into the Melvins, how come not anymore?
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Post by: Lividity on November 03, 2005, 04:00:46 PM
Lividity, you listen to better music than I did at 13, and you also write better. Good on ya, as they say. No one will slam you for your age in here, but look the fuck out if Bullhead isn't your favourite album.
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Post by: klump on November 03, 2005, 04:47:28 PM
But Im not a big Nirvana fan anymore, hehe.

May I ask why? You obviously liked 'em before you go into the Melvins, how come not anymore?

because they werent that great.
good, but not great.

Ive listened to a lot of stuff im embarrassed by now.

not that im embarrassed by nirvana.
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Post by: TGH on November 03, 2005, 05:04:46 PM
Sadly, I've only been listening to the Melvins for almost two years now. I think I'm one of the few who heard of them through Fantomas of all bands.
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Post by: anaconda on November 03, 2005, 05:28:00 PM
I actually took this nickname because of bullhead. duh.
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/bullhead1.jpg)
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/bullhead2.jpg)
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Post by: DubEMC on November 03, 2005, 06:22:53 PM
anaconda back in the day!
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Post by: TheSwingSet on November 03, 2005, 09:53:31 PM
i dont think its that rare...
me and my two good friends all got into the Melvins around 13/14.We all started playing instruments a year earlier..my friend Alex got OZMA, and it went downhill from there...i think i picked up Bullhead and Lysol and we were hooked...

i still have the awful awful renditions of Zodiac, Its Shoved and WithTeeth on a tape layin around somewhere...funny stuff...and it stuck a decade later...

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Post by: glen on November 04, 2005, 05:25:21 AM
first of all:  AAWWW a kitty!   isn't that cute?   what's his name?  is it patches?
seriously though, that cat looks EXACTLY like my cat. not sure what color that cat is (black and white pic) but if it's grey/silver and white than I'm going to start freaking out.  and NO my damn cat's name is not patches,  it's CAT.

second of all:  I have been a MELVINS fan longer than lividity has been alive and I think that is COOL AS FUCK.  it's a good sign for the future AND the future of MELVINS. I applaud you LIV.
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Post by: norecess on November 04, 2005, 05:44:47 AM
Ive listened to a lot of stuff im embarrassed by now.

Give yourself a break, Klump! Abba weren't THAT bad.
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Post by: klump on November 04, 2005, 06:01:13 AM
Sadly, I've only been listening to the Melvins for almost two years now. I think I'm one of the few who heard of them through Fantomas of all bands.

yeah, youre quite special that way
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Post by: youllneverbe on November 04, 2005, 07:54:16 AM
Oddly, even though I was (am) a Nirvana fan at 13 & 14, it wasn't until heavier bands started namechecking The Melvins that I checked them out.

I even remember the reason I got into them: I was sat on the internet thinking about what bands I could research (read: download free shit by) and I thought "Hmm... The Melvins. Y'know, it's about fucking time I found out what they're actually like."

Exactly the same way I got into Neurosis, except Melvins were later. I don't even think I'd ever heard The Melvins until 2003 at least.

"OMGgg MIA B-daizz cominn in TO Daizzz lol!!!!!"

One of the most accurate 1337speak pisstakes I've read. Shame you didn't put any 1s in there after the exclamation marks, or better yet a 'one' i.e. "teh melvinns is just noize tho wtf??!!!!!11one1".
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Post by: Vcavallo on November 04, 2005, 09:02:52 AM
i don't know if i'd call that 733tspeak.  any self respecting hacker would be appauled to have his language compared to that of a 12 year old girl.  not that i know anything about that.

i think that cat is on the inside of the bullhead cassette jacket.  it only makes sense...
there are no condoms on the old bullhead case.  too bad.
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Post by: glen on November 04, 2005, 09:19:51 AM
i think that cat is on the inside of the bullhead cassette jacket.
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Post by: klump on November 06, 2005, 03:46:58 AM
How is everything going with the interview Vinney?
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Post by: Kessel on November 14, 2005, 09:38:10 AM
I can't wait to read / view  it.

I wonder if there is anything which Vinny is hiding, that is greatly interesting.
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Post by: Kurva on November 14, 2005, 09:49:43 AM
so how the interview came out?? (havent read all pages)
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Post by: klump on November 14, 2005, 01:06:52 PM
so how the interview came out?? (havent read all pages)

it hasnt cum out yet.
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Post by: steveybabes on November 14, 2005, 01:42:09 PM
Have I come out yet?
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Post by: Chomas on November 14, 2005, 10:47:01 PM
itd be cool to get teh interview while its current info...   8)

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Post by: anaconda on November 14, 2005, 10:58:37 PM
thats pretty snide :o though accurate, i'm sure it'll be worth our patience,
besides vinny is a student with tons of shit to do for his education, and classes
and whatnot
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Post by: Vcavallo on November 14, 2005, 11:29:25 PM
goddamn.  i should do it quickly.. the more time passes, the more of a let down it will be when people finally see it.

you're all being real nice about it, and i appreciate that, but i really shoud get it done soon.  at least before the tour ends!
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Post by: GrimReaper on November 14, 2005, 11:58:44 PM

Tour ends tomorrow night.
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Post by: klump on November 15, 2005, 01:47:06 AM
hehe
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Post by: Chomas on November 15, 2005, 10:00:12 AM
take your time dude, transcribing would be a pain in the ass for sure
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Post by: ground-meat on November 15, 2005, 10:29:12 AM
How long was the interview anyway ?
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Post by: Vcavallo on November 15, 2005, 10:50:53 AM
about a half hour i think.  maybe a little more or less.  i'm leaning towards more.

which is why the transcribing will take for ev er.



N.P: Secret Chiefs 3 - Renunciation
^impressive band i recently re-discovered
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Post by: the bloat on November 15, 2005, 12:50:30 PM
Just tell us about a few of the highlights and provide the transcript later. That will buy you a couple months!  :D
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Post by: TGH on November 15, 2005, 03:36:42 PM
Did you ask my question?
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Post by: Kurva on November 15, 2005, 06:28:28 PM
N.P: Secret Chiefs 3 - Renunciation
^impressive band i recently re-discovered


hey if you like SC3, you go and check KAYO DOT!!!
they make "IT" a bit different, theyve longer songs, but musically, there as PSYCHO-MANIACAL-GENIUS musicians as they are. these guys put the term "freedom in music" in a completly new level. deeply pleasant stuff!!!!!!!
www.kayodot.net
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Post by: Branch Breaker on November 15, 2005, 07:22:31 PM
Thank you for that link! I'm listening to Kayo Dot's "The Manifold Curiousity" from that site right now and it's great.
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Post by: idiotboy on November 16, 2005, 06:02:03 PM
about a half hour i think.
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Post by: Agent48 on November 16, 2005, 08:26:08 PM
but these aren't people... theyre the MELVINS  :o
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Post by: Green Honey on November 20, 2005, 09:02:38 AM
bailiffs
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Post by: ZAPPAJOE on November 21, 2005, 06:06:57 AM
Just a suggestion . . . why not just rip it to mp3 ?
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Post by: Agent48 on November 22, 2005, 07:09:57 PM
i don't think that it's on dvd yet, so he'll have to convert it from vhs to dvd then rip it. buuut i dunno i just remember something a library and convertin'
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Post by: ZAPPAJOE on November 23, 2005, 07:32:14 AM
VCR audio out -> PC audio in.

SilentBob is a free program to rip anything coming through your soundcard.

Send me the tape, I'll have it done in an hour.
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Post by: Chomas on November 28, 2005, 06:04:15 AM
almost 4,000 views...
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Post by: glen on November 28, 2005, 06:14:08 AM
 I'm not getting pushy or anything but I think this board is HURTING for Vin's interview. things are in a bit of a rut,       I've seen 2 "what's your favorite MELVINS songs?" in less than a month.  that tells me we need some fresh subject matter.
(not that I am offering any great discussions besides dumb-ass attempts at being humorous)

I think vin's interview will set a new record for views and responses,  it's going to be a feeding frenzy.

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Post by: Kessel on November 28, 2005, 09:54:38 AM
I have faith in Vin.
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Post by: idiotboy on November 28, 2005, 04:36:00 PM
Maybe a heavy dose of smiting will motivate him.

I'm sure it will!
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Post by: anaconda on November 28, 2005, 05:00:51 PM
We have to remember, he didn't choose to do this, it was hoisted
upon him by outside insurgents. He only did it out of obligation,
with no fore-thought of just how much effort would be needed to
bring this to fruition. Also, to meet Buzz in person regardless of the
burden of the task at hand and conduct, record, transfer, decipher,
transcribe and post it all in the end. Thats a lot of weight to carry on
those bony little shoulders and slight frame of our man Vinny.
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Post by: glen on November 28, 2005, 05:37:38 PM
We have to remember, he didn't choose to do this, it was hoisted
upon him by outside insurgents. He only did it out of obligation,
with no fore-thought of just how much effort would be needed to
bring this to fruition. Also, to meet Buzz in person regardless of the
burden of the task at hand and conduct, record, transfer, decipher,
transcribe and post it all in the end. Thats a lot of weight to carry on
those bony little shoulders and slight frame of our man Vinny.

although I DO see your point conda,   I don't think these "outside insurgents" had to go too deep in their bag of torture devices to convince our boy vin. (hey vin! where you been?)
like I said,  I ain't getting pushy,   just anxious like the rest of us.
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Post by: Vcavallo on November 29, 2005, 09:26:30 AM
you guys are all hilarious!

i know i have to do this damn thing.  i think about it all the time.
it plauges me, even.
this last week i was home for thanksgiving and couldn't work on it.  i would do it myself at home but i don't think i have the ability to connect VCR --> computer.  i've only connected video devices through firewire and i doubt that's a viable option for VHS.  i need to take my ass to the library for a few hours and bust it out.  i should do it before finals, too, because if i don't i'll wind up going home for christmas break and then you won't see it till february. 
i guess you can consider that a guarantee that it'll be complete by december 15th, hopefully much before.
sorrysorrysorry
i believe you all have a right to be impatient.  don't apologize.  i promised goods and i haven't delivered yet. i deserve the prodding.

let's hope you're right glen, and this interview revolutionizes and breathes new life into the board.  it sure will be interesting to see how quickly the thread explodes. 
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Post by: norecess on November 29, 2005, 11:09:11 AM
Take your time, Vinney. School's first, huh? ;)

Oh, and make sure to add this chapter (if you promise something really cool on a board, make sure you deliver on time) to your book. Sorry, bad joke.
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Post by: brian on November 29, 2005, 11:49:09 PM
Vinney you can mail the tape to me and i can do it in about an hour and have it online if you want.

As i typed this i remembered I was supposed to give you my address for something else but forgot, sorry for flakeing.
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Post by: klump on November 30, 2005, 02:41:38 AM
Vinney you can mail the tape to me and i can do it in about an hour and have it online if you want.

As i typed this i remembered I was supposed to give you my address for something else but forgot, sorry for flakeing.

there you have it :)

even brian is anxious the see this.

cant wait vinney   :D
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Post by: ZAPPAJOE on November 30, 2005, 08:55:18 AM
I'd hate to repeat myself but . . .

VCR audio out -> PC audio in. (We're talking about $10 worth of cables from Radio Shack)

SilentBob is a free program to rip anything coming through your soundcard.

Send me the tape, I'll have it done in an hour.

Sweet fucking jesus.

An even easier solution . . .

1. Move TV and VCR in front of Computer.
2. Turn on TV and VCR
3. Press play on VCR
4. Hold PC microphone up to TV
5. Press record in ANY audio recording software program.
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Post by: thor on November 30, 2005, 01:30:26 PM
I have a complete semi-pro audio/video studio available....if you can send me a copy of the raw material...I can have it transcribed/edited/uploaded pretty efficiently. Just an offer...
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Post by: Joe Deutrom on November 30, 2005, 02:17:17 PM
Some of you guys should calm down. Take a few soothing, deep breaths.
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Post by: Vcavallo on November 30, 2005, 02:49:05 PM
i would have posted the audio alone a while ago, but it is really hard to hear what is going on without the help of the image and subtitles that i intend to add for the difficult parts.  the background noise is really loud. 
as i said in the past, i will definitely have it by the middle of december. classes end next week, so there will be huge holes in my schedule, allowing me to get it done possibly before.
i appreciate all the offers to do it for me, and i can get a hold of another VCR i'll make a copy of the original tape and send that to someone if i haven't done it first.  i only have one copy of the tape, and it is the only record (aside from my crappy memory) that this ever happened, so i am a little leary to trust it in the hands of any postal service.  maybe after i finish the whole thing i'll still send it out to whoever has the best audio equipment (thor, maybe?) and the will, for a real nice polished copy that i would consider paying for. 

anyway, stay tuned, but not too tuned. 
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Post by: meanclown on November 30, 2005, 03:06:20 PM
hey there,  vinney...definitely consider duping the master & working from the copy...god forbid the original gets mangled by some freak  mechanical glitch or something...I speak from experience...preserve the original as best you can...and good idea not trusting the post office! (ps - I'm V. too - Vince, to be exact)...good luck..take your time, man....good things are worth waiting for!! Peace-out....
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Post by: klump on November 30, 2005, 03:16:10 PM
I'd hate to repeat myself but . . .

VCR audio out -> PC audio in. (We're talking about $10 worth of cables from Radio Shack)

SilentBob is a free program to rip anything coming through your soundcard.

Send me the tape, I'll have it done in an hour.

Sweet fucking jesus.

An even easier solution . . .

1. Move TV and VCR in front of Computer.
2. Turn on TV and VCR
3. Press play on VCR
4. Hold PC microphone up to TV
5. Press record in ANY audio recording software program.


oh my god!
all good to those who wait.

or was it all good to those who masturbate... :-k
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Post by: Vcavallo on November 30, 2005, 05:57:08 PM
Quote
klump:
or was it all good to those who masturbate...

those who wait to masturbate.
if you gotta do it, you might as well torture yourself as long as possible
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Post by: mopafeena on November 30, 2005, 09:12:33 PM
Or rub one out.
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Post by: glen on December 01, 2005, 05:26:15 AM
Or rub one out.

what are you talking about?
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Post by: Vcavallo on December 01, 2005, 05:20:06 PM
unless you are watching fox, which is basically porn now.  in that case you'd want to be "snapping them off" during the show.
yea it's a stretch.  just helping out.
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Post by: Vcavallo on December 02, 2005, 12:54:20 AM
word
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Post by: mopafeena on December 02, 2005, 10:21:04 PM
Or just snap one off between commercials.

That made no sense. "During commercials" is more like it, unless they were damn good commercials that I didn't want to miss.

Or if you were really quick and could manage one 'between' commercials.
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Post by: Galvano on December 15, 2005, 04:14:20 AM
Soooooo Vinney, you talk the talk but do you walk the walk?
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Post by: Chomas on December 15, 2005, 04:01:46 PM
tic, tic, tic, tic, tic................  :wink:
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Post by: klump on December 15, 2005, 04:39:06 PM
tic, tic, tic, tic, tic................
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Post by: cellphone on December 15, 2005, 09:27:46 PM
so this whole thing was fake right
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Post by: anaconda on December 15, 2005, 10:22:37 PM
ya, wtf vinny? :? did the melvs put you up to a joke at our expenses,
is this supposed interview really a Prick or COD type of publicity stunt?
Like their website with nothing ever on it? If so, joke's over bud.
Let us in on the gag.
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Post by: norecess on December 16, 2005, 03:53:14 AM
Quit it already. The guy has a real life too, unlike others here (hi glen! hi, me!) Hehe, just joking. Although glen knows I have a point ;)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on December 16, 2005, 09:19:13 AM
Quit it already. The guy has a real life too, unlike others here (hi glen! hi, me!) Hehe, just joking. Although glen knows I have a point ;)

so your saying I don't have a real life?  ....................hhmm.



*why did he have to use MY name as an example of someone with no life?  MAN!!  I think he hurt  my  feelings.   ..........is this "glen's" image?  a NO-LIFE loser?

I think I will cry myself to sleep tonight over this one.  norecess just gave me a complex.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: THE DON on December 16, 2005, 04:04:40 PM
hey man you forgot me...
 im no where close to having a life
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on December 16, 2005, 07:02:56 PM
Quit it already. The guy has a real life too, unlike others here (hi glen! hi, me!) Hehe, just joking. Although glen knows I have a point ;)

so your saying I don't have a real life?  ....................hhmm.



*why did he have to use MY name as an example of someone with no life?  MAN!!  I think he hurt  my  feelings.   ..........is this "glen's" image?  a NO-LIFE loser?

I think I will cry myself to sleep tonight over this one.  norecess just gave me a complex.

You told me that you kept checking this board at work, even when you were really busy. Or was that private?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: rhett E rock on December 16, 2005, 09:00:43 PM
where's Vin?  is he over there?  no.  what about here?  wait...no.  i'll check here...no.  where is Vinney?  Who is...VCAVALLO!?

is that Italian by the way, Vin?  i know you're there Vinney.   
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on December 17, 2005, 09:47:41 AM
where's Vin?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on December 17, 2005, 09:49:35 AM
I really don't care that much, plus at this point we probably got a lot of the info already elsewhere, but he is a moderator on THE melvins forum.  Its been almost 2 months and surely there was time at some point to do it.  If he was a rabid fan like many of us here, it wouldve been done.  Anaconda wouldve had it done before november Id bet...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: ManWithNoName on December 17, 2005, 11:44:11 AM
I really don't care that much, plus at this point we probably got a lot of the info already elsewhere, but he is a moderator on THE melvins forum.  Its been almost 2 months and surely there was time at some point to do it.  If he was a rabid fan like many of us here, it wouldve been done.  Anaconda wouldve had it done before november Id bet...
You do realise that he doesn't have to do this, right?

You ungrateful whinebag.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on December 17, 2005, 11:50:06 AM
Ya, don't play one moderator off another. You ain't the kid and we ain't the divorced parents. :lol:
Sure I may have done it a bit quicker, but I have access to tons of audio gear and I've done
transfers like that before.  This is completely foreign territory for Vinny.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on December 17, 2005, 01:19:42 PM
I really don't care that much, plus at this point we probably got a lot of the info already elsewhere, but he is a moderator on THE melvins forum.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: blag jesus himself on December 17, 2005, 06:31:56 PM
i want the quicktime video, an mp3, and the transcript in english, french and german. aaaand i want a 4 page article on how you felt about interviewing buzz before, during and after the interview. NOW
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: ManWithNoName on December 17, 2005, 09:31:30 PM
I second that.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: rhett E rock on December 18, 2005, 12:40:43 AM
all everyone cares about is that interview!  what about our Vinney!?  he's MIA!!!!


I really don't care that much, plus at this point we probably got a lot of the info already elsewhere, but he is a moderator on THE melvins forum.  Its been almost 2 months and surely there was time at some point to do it.  If he was a rabid fan like many of us here, it wouldve been done.  Anaconda wouldve had it done before november Id bet...

how can you get mad at this guy!?  do you really have nothing to do in your spare time than pine for this interview and talk shit on the person who is nice enough to even try to make an attempt to feed our addictions...and then have the nerve to say he's not a "rabid Melvins fan", just for having a personal life.  i feel as stupid as you for replying to this. 
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on December 18, 2005, 04:30:04 AM
Goddamn right, Man. You've been electronically applauded for saying it like it is.

I wonder why people admit it when they've applauded someone else, but don't say anything if they've smited someone. That's like ruin someone's bike when he's not around and dissapear before he shows up.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on December 18, 2005, 09:09:26 AM
OK maybe my posts were a little rude, but come on...  I think we all have personal lives (hopefully), and I am as busy as anyone, but what gives???  Im certainly not his only smiter, thats for sure.  I just spoke aloud, but I apologize for implying that he wasn't a real fan or something.  Reading my post now, it does make me look like an ass in that way.  Last time Illpost about this...  :microwave:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on December 18, 2005, 10:00:48 AM
Im certainly not his only smiter, thats for sure.

Cool, you've admitted it.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on December 18, 2005, 04:42:56 PM
Goddamn right, Man. You've been electronically applauded for saying it like it is.

I wonder why people admit it when they've applauded someone else, but don't say anything if they've smited someone. That's like ruin someone's bike when he's not around and dissapear before he shows up.

fear of retribution.           

and I agree with rhett.  vinny is just too good a dude to get pissy at.  if he NEVER posts the interview I won't hold it against him (although I WILL be disappointed).
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Smellis on December 18, 2005, 04:45:02 PM
Yeah, and don't forget, he hosts the "Melvins Goldmine" with downloadable audio and video for all of us to feast upon. It costs him good money to keep it going, just like this site costs Brian $$$. Vinney is a good egg.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: THE DON on December 18, 2005, 04:53:31 PM
how much does this cost?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Rex Irae on December 18, 2005, 06:02:16 PM
i need to take my ass to the library for a few hours and bust it out.  i should do it before finals, too, because if i don't i'll wind up going home for christmas break and then you won't see it till february

We're not seeing it until february.  :shock:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: idiotboy on December 18, 2005, 11:53:22 PM
Goddamn right, Man. You've been electronically applauded for saying it like it is.

I wonder why people admit it when they've applauded someone else, but don't say anything if they've smited someone. That's like ruin someone's bike when he's not around and dissapear before he shows up.

i never applaud - only smite.

smiting is cool

applauding is for nerds

I am gonna smite everyone involved in this thread. O the power - its so intoxicating!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Haggardsue on December 19, 2005, 04:38:27 AM
this is getting ridiculous. calm it down a notch, it's not like vinney HAS to do this. grow one.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Lunica on December 19, 2005, 05:20:48 AM
don't fuck with our vinney-egg. i don't wanna stick my christmas tree up your ass just yet.  :x
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on December 19, 2005, 05:24:18 AM

i never applaud - only smite.

smiting is cool

applauding is for nerds

I am gonna smite everyone involved in this thread. O the power - its so intoxicating!

hey idiot,  remind me never to post where your at again.   :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Kessel on December 19, 2005, 12:46:28 PM
At least he's going to do it.

I mean he doesn't HAVE to do anything ( as someone above has said ).  He could just keep it all for himself. :)  He went out of the way to conduct the interview in the first place, and we should just have faith...Good things come to those who wait.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on December 19, 2005, 01:03:05 PM
I am gonna smite everyone involved in this thread. O the power - its so intoxicating!

 :love:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Hog log on December 23, 2005, 03:28:08 AM
never smote any human being with a click
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: musefreek on January 13, 2006, 07:16:33 AM
haven't been on this board in aaaages.

what's up with the interview? is it still be transcribed?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on January 13, 2006, 04:51:13 PM
In a word: no.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Rex Irae on January 13, 2006, 06:51:20 PM
 :(
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on January 13, 2006, 08:04:29 PM
:(

I am just messing around. I am sure Mr. Cavallo will post it soon.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Rex Irae on January 13, 2006, 10:22:35 PM
Ahhh  :D phew. When I saw this thread again I remembered about it again and I got excited then I opened it up and it said that he wasn't posting it  :shock:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 13, 2006, 10:30:52 PM
I still maintain that this whole thing is a Buzz joke on us,
he's enlisted Vinney to perpetuate this 'Prick' on us if you will.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Haggardsue on January 14, 2006, 09:38:38 AM
perhaps. is vinney still alive out of interest? i do hope so.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: youllneverbe on January 26, 2006, 02:02:30 PM
Yes this is quite the mystery - Melvins fan does interview, then vanishes off the face of the earth.....

I didn't have a PC for a couple of months and i sort of assumed the interview had arrived, caused a big stir, then faded away to page two.

But then, being in a wilderness between adequate Melvins information is not so hard - I'm a Tool fan.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 26, 2006, 02:52:38 PM
vinny is a fellow Mod so I'm not going to talk shit, but couldn't we
at least get a transcript in .txt format by now? I don't even care
about video, or an mp3 of the thing.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: the bloat on January 26, 2006, 02:55:41 PM
By the time the info gets posted, we'll already know what's happening.........so I guess it won't be news anymore - I mean, as far as upcoming shit. That's one way to get out of it.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Kessel on January 26, 2006, 07:49:01 PM
I was faithful of vinny to perform, but now i'm actually wondering.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 26, 2006, 07:56:45 PM
that's a little heavy man
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on January 26, 2006, 11:19:42 PM
vinny is a fellow Mod so I'm not going to talk shit, but couldn't we
at least get a transcript in .txt format by now? I don't even care
about video, or an mp3 of the thing.

I thought vinney had posted a transcript in txt form already. I have it on my computer so he must've
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: thegrumpylilhermit on January 27, 2006, 01:45:54 AM
wow, this thread has not aged very well.  Im willing to bet the Melvins will have gone through 2 more bass players and Buzz will have a new hairstyle by the time this interview gets out.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2006, 03:02:00 AM
wow, this thread has not aged very well.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on January 27, 2006, 03:38:06 AM
I bet it was a setup by Buzz!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 27, 2006, 06:28:02 AM
That's what I postulated as well!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on January 27, 2006, 11:01:08 AM
That's what I postulated as well!

Oh yeah, then I stole my idea from you.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 27, 2006, 11:02:32 AM
No, not at all. Mutual realization made independendent of each other.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on January 27, 2006, 11:03:03 AM
No, not at all. Mutual realization made independendent of each other.

No really, I stole it from you  :lol:

(Fucking hell, I replied 31 seconds after your response.)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 27, 2006, 11:04:32 AM
Hee hee
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on January 27, 2006, 03:00:28 PM
can't not posting exclusive interviews get you demoderatored???
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Smellis on January 27, 2006, 06:44:55 PM
When the MELVINS were in Seattle at Neumo's, I asked Buzz about the interview with Vinney. He said that he was "really cool"  and a "nice guy" and that was about it. Dale didn't remember him, but maybe because he didn't talk to Dale. Anyway, Buzz gave me the impression that there was an interview conducted and I have no doubt that Vinney really did interview Buzz. It is not a Buzzo conspiracy, I think it happened but Vin must have reasons unknown for not posting the interview as of yet.  :)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 27, 2006, 06:59:27 PM
and even if we never see it, Vinney will never be de-moderatored on my watch
simply because he more than makes up for it with his Melvins Video Goldmine
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Smellis on January 27, 2006, 07:08:41 PM
All I can say is "FUCKIN-A".
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on January 27, 2006, 10:07:21 PM
I agree, but I still had to bust his balls one final time...  :toke:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Huey P. Newton on January 30, 2006, 03:48:59 PM
Whos up for making this the longest thread on the board?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on January 30, 2006, 08:46:44 PM
Whos up for making this the longest thread on the board?

Lets do it
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on January 31, 2006, 06:22:57 AM
fuck that, I want to see the inteview... :(
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on January 31, 2006, 10:08:37 AM
what the fuck is this all about anyway?

....OH YEAH!   the INTERVIEW.   damn, I forgot all about that.

I guess I am wondering if this thread will ever die without FINALLY seeing the interview.

LONG LIVE THE THREAD!!        (if you can't beat them join them! and my hopes are low for seeing the interview at this point.)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 31, 2006, 10:28:00 AM
Vincenzo has been keeping a pretty low profile of late,  but who really knows eh?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Huey P. Newton on January 31, 2006, 02:15:58 PM
This thread is just a bunch of hoopla.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on January 31, 2006, 02:56:55 PM
This thread is just a bunch of hoopla.

lets have a ho down!! 8)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on January 31, 2006, 04:37:24 PM
Vincenzo has been keeping a pretty low profile of late,
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on January 31, 2006, 05:35:30 PM
I chalk it up to alot of school work on Vinny's part
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on January 31, 2006, 06:47:41 PM
he had the whole semester break though, and lets face it he couldve had it done in a half hour, not that I care, but don't make excuses for him...  :wink:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on January 31, 2006, 07:54:14 PM
This thread is just a bunch of hoopla.

lets have a ho down!! 8)

YEEEEEHHHAAAAAAA
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on February 01, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
I kinda have to agree with change on this one.  just read the title of this thread. it's pretty obvious vin was very excited about this and, without question, we were all very excited to see it.   maybe I am out of line here but vinny has had ample time to get this done.

although I really don't want to give up hope because I REALLY want to see this interview,   I am really beginning to doubt that it will ever be seen.  I must admit that is a little disappointing.
I recall MANY offers from people around here to help him get this posted. I hope at some point vinny breaks down and takes someone up on one of these offers. it seems doubtful vin is going to get this done on his own.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: CaptainPungent on February 01, 2006, 09:13:32 AM
agreed.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on February 01, 2006, 10:12:29 AM
well just so he knows Im still pulling for him to post it, and I dont think anyone would be mad at him if he never even did, but it would be nice if he posted it....
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on February 01, 2006, 10:18:37 AM
well just so he knows Im still pulling for him to post it, and I dont think anyone would be mad at him if he never even did, but it would be nice if he posted it....

again,  I agree with change.  I think you sum the situation up pretty well.
how can you dislike vin?  it's much funner to "hold his dick" (GOD!! I WILL NOT let go of that!).

I still want to see the damn interview though.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Rex Irae on February 01, 2006, 05:07:47 PM
Lets phone him and when he answers play the intro to "Anal Satan", then hang up and repeat as necessary.

He'll understand.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: klump on February 01, 2006, 05:30:52 PM
my nipples are still bursting with desire  :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: thegrumpylilhermit on February 01, 2006, 05:38:14 PM
I chalk it up to alot of school work on Vinny's part

i chalk it up to the excessive smot-poking.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: rhett E rock on February 01, 2006, 06:38:51 PM
Lets phone him and when he answers play the intro to "Anal Satan", then hang up and repeat as necessary.

He'll understand.

funny you mention that.  i used to call people up when i was in Middle School and prank call them with that song going on ALL THE TIME.  it was great.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Rex Irae on February 02, 2006, 09:21:21 AM
Lets phone him and when he answers play the intro to "Anal Satan", then hang up and repeat as necessary.

He'll understand.

funny you mention that.  i used to call people up when i was in Middle School and prank call them with that song going on ALL THE TIME.  it was great.

 :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on February 07, 2006, 07:32:05 AM
HEY!!   what happened to "let's make this the longest thread ever"?
your not chickening out are you?

come on!!  let's get back at it.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on February 07, 2006, 09:21:02 AM
bump


oops, can't even, hehe...   :toke:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on February 07, 2006, 01:20:30 PM
And now the moment you all have been waiting for:

The Vinny Cavallo Interview W/ Melvins' Buzz Osborne

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: Nothing much. My next question is: What's up?

Buzz: What's up?

Vinny: What's up?

Buzz: What's up? Well gotta go. Have fun.

Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on February 07, 2006, 01:21:23 PM
Wow! Great interview!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: TOOL on February 07, 2006, 03:21:06 PM
I feel like I've just gotten a look into the soul of Buzz Osborne!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Joe Deutrom on February 07, 2006, 03:33:49 PM
I feel like I've just gotten a look into the soul of Buzz Osborne!

I feel the same way. I still have shivers. Thanks again Vinny.  :D
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on February 07, 2006, 05:05:40 PM
vinny you're making them absurd! stop it, stop the hurt vinny!! post a text file
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on February 07, 2006, 07:30:59 PM
As i mentioned a couple of pages back in this thread, i believed Vinney had already posted a text file of the interview and i had it on my harddrive. Well, i found it. Hopefully this will work (attaching the file).

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on February 07, 2006, 07:44:12 PM
hey thanks i hadnt seen that before!

I just took the text and pasted it into MacSpeak,
now I'm listening to the interview narrated in the
Stephen Hawking voice of the generic Mac speak program
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on February 07, 2006, 07:46:27 PM
hey thanks i hadnt seen that before!

I just took the text and pasted it into MacSpeak,
now I'm listening to the interview narrated in the
Stephen Hawking voice of the generic Mac speak program

Gotta love the crazy voices on that program.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on February 07, 2006, 07:54:15 PM
he gives Buzz's word a real authority, especially that last part, be happy at whatever age you are
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Anonymous on February 08, 2006, 12:03:40 AM
That sounded like a conversation, more than an interview...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on February 08, 2006, 07:03:04 AM
it was a conversation.
and that's not all of it.  that took me close to an hour to transcribe using a VCR, and it is only about 1/20th of the entirety.
i've come to hate the idea of this interview. 
i tried pointing my digital camera at a television screen playing the video, and after an hour of taping i looked at it and it was totally unrecognizable. 
i'm not sending it to anyone because it's the only copy i have, and i don't trust the post office.
the only viable option is to take it to my school library, convert it to digital, take it back home, and subtitle many many lines of it because parts are completely inaudible thanks to obscenely loud club employees. 
it will happen, because i said it will, and because i want a better copy on DVD for my own purposes as well. 
it's really not that great, so you all shouldn't be tooooo excited.
i should have never said anything and just let it be a nice surprise.
hey who knows, maybe i'll do it today??

any everyone who has been saying that i have been very busy with school, you are all absolutely correct.  i've already been spending a lot of time editing and shooting for a production class, so finding time to do this is not easy.  i can't blame it on "that girl" anymore, because that short-lived resurgence is back in the shitter.

you'll see it.  just not right now.

P.S. when i compress it enough to get it on my website, the quality
will be even worse than it is now, shot in low light, high sound
on VHS.  there are many stumbling blocks, but as i said, it will be
here eventually, and it isn't that fantastic.
P.P.S. i don't hate you all. 
my posts have a tendency to make it seem as such.  but it's not the case.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on February 08, 2006, 07:11:57 AM
so there you go.   straight from the horses' mouth.   the day WILL come.
thanks for throwing us a bone at very least vin,  you tided us over for awhile.

patience is a virtue.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on February 08, 2006, 07:43:35 AM
hey thanks for the update  8)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Green Honey on February 08, 2006, 09:17:17 AM
if i was you i'd make at least one other copy, should anything happen to the original. the simplest way i know is just to record from a video player onto another one.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Lunica on February 08, 2006, 09:55:41 AM
if he owns two video players, that is :P
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Chomas on February 08, 2006, 10:54:04 AM
hey that was interesting, even just the one section - thanks again bro  =D>
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Post by: Green Honey on February 08, 2006, 12:36:44 PM
if he owns two video players, that is :P
or borrows one...;)
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Post by: rimb on February 08, 2006, 06:17:13 PM
That sounded like a conversation, more than an interview...

I think some of the most interesting interviews come out that way...
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Post by: cellphone on February 08, 2006, 06:52:31 PM
BS
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Post by: Vcavallo on February 08, 2006, 09:22:39 PM
bobseld
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Post by: Huey P. Newton on February 09, 2006, 02:54:56 PM
Is this the longest thread yet?
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Post by: CaptainPungent on February 09, 2006, 05:11:19 PM
thanks for some of the interview worded.
i can totally understand, i take art classes and they take up a shitload of time.
next year i'll take some filmmaking courses and i'll expect them to take up as much if not more time.

that one section you typed up is very interesting.
i'm glad to hear buzzo say that.
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Post by: Vcavallo on February 09, 2006, 08:15:11 PM
i think we have quite a few "filmmakers" here, don't we?  i'm a film major, and i know brian is a filmmaker.  his stuff is real good.
captain pungent, if you ever have any film/video-related questions, i'm always more than happy to talk technique! 
and yes, expect it to take up a lot more time.  shooting and especially editing are incredibly time consuming, doubly so if you don't have your own set up.

good luck in the classes if we don't talk
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Post by: CaptainPungent on February 10, 2006, 06:02:48 AM
thanks a lot man.
right now i don't have any filmmaking classes...but i do do numerous claymations.
i certainly will talk to you about that stuff when the class comes around.
what year are you?
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Post by: Vcavallo on February 10, 2006, 10:18:33 PM
this is my third year.  after this semester only 2 more.  it's pretty crazy to think about.
i'm looking forward to being done with school, as fun as it is.

i love animating.  it is my secret passion.  i really appreciate the time it takes to do drawn animations, as well as clay/object work.  if you ever want to share any of your stuff i'd love to see it. 
i took an animation course and my final project was a fully-painted cel cartoon.  it was very rewarding to actually produce an authentic cartoon that doesn't look like colored pencils or something
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Post by: anaconda on February 10, 2006, 10:43:13 PM
I do an ongoing flip book animation in the corner of my journal :P
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Post by: Chomas on February 18, 2006, 10:19:25 AM
I hear authentic interviews can be pretty rewarding...
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Post by: Andy on February 19, 2006, 07:11:49 AM
I hear authentic interviews can be pretty rewarding...

you cheeky bastard!
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Post by: Huey P. Newton on February 19, 2006, 04:06:24 PM
I am in the process of writing a book about this thread. You'll see it on amazon.com in a month or so....
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Post by: mopafeena on February 19, 2006, 07:34:52 PM
I am in the process of writing a book about this thread. You'll see it on amazon.com in a month or so....

 :lol: :D
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Post by: Vcavallo on February 21, 2006, 07:17:04 AM
I am in the process of writing a book about this thread. You'll see it on amazon.com in a month or so....

you should wait till the interview comes out so you can include it in the appendix.
whenever that is....
fucking vinney cavallo is taking forever. 
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Post by: GrimReaper on February 21, 2006, 07:24:43 AM

Dude, where have you been? New squeeze?
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Post by: glen on February 21, 2006, 12:18:14 PM
I'm beginning to lose all grasp of what the hell it is we are talking about.

vinny's doing what now?    wha...........?         #-o
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Post by: Galvano on February 21, 2006, 12:43:08 PM
fucking vinney cavallo is taking forever.
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Post by: Chomas on February 21, 2006, 05:22:35 PM
hahaa
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Post by: Haggardsue on February 22, 2006, 05:37:16 AM
I wonder if this post makes the thread 20 pages long?
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Post by: Haggardsue on February 22, 2006, 05:37:37 AM
turns out it didn't.
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Post by: norecess on February 22, 2006, 05:44:03 AM
How about this post?
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Post by: glen on February 22, 2006, 06:03:28 AM
don't be silly.         you gotta post some drawn out paragraph or post a pic to take up some space.         maybe a nice piece of chente emoticon artwork would get the job done.
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Post by: norecess on February 22, 2006, 06:18:28 AM
don't be silly.         you gotta post some drawn out paragraph or post a pic to take up some space.

Of course not, or?
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Post by: glen on February 22, 2006, 12:13:10 PM
or what?

(ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!         I won!   I am now the official grandmaster of pg. 20 HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!!! thread.      all must kneal.)
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Post by: Haggardsue on February 22, 2006, 02:59:58 PM
you sir have stolen my thunder. However it's ok because I ordered mudhoney tickets today. So keep my thunder.
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Post by: mopafeena on February 22, 2006, 07:53:51 PM
or what?

(ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
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Post by: anaconda on February 22, 2006, 08:31:41 PM
we're among friends here right? we can say shit..vinny needs to get one of these
if we still don't see anything by December 2007;   :o

(http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/weapons/weird-weapon-800.jpg)
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Post by: mopafeena on February 22, 2006, 08:37:54 PM
hahahahaha. i wouldn't go that far.
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Post by: Chomas on February 22, 2006, 10:59:39 PM
 :shock:  haha, yeah its all in good fun   :lol:
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Post by: glen on February 23, 2006, 06:07:34 AM
it is I, your fearless leader of pg. 20 HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!!

let these words be heard:  we shall NEVER see this interview.  it just isn't going to happen.   not trying to be a party pooper,  simply a realist.

       OR!!!

am I trying the old reverse psychology?     hhhmmmm????   
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Post by: norecess on February 23, 2006, 06:13:33 AM
it is I, your fearless leader of pg. 20 HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!!

Don't forget, the only reason you're the leader of the 20th page is because of all the previous posts, buddy. And if it wasn't for ME, your winning post would have stuck at the 19th page.

Don't lose it, Glen ;)

(By the way, finally someone smited me! All these good karma injections emberass the shit out of me)
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Post by: glen on February 23, 2006, 06:20:11 AM
it is I, your fearless leader of pg. 20 HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!!

Don't forget, the only reason you're the leader of the 20th page is because of all the previous posts, buddy. And if it wasn't for ME, your winning post would have stuck at the 19th page.

Don't lose it, Glen ;)

(By the way, finally someone smited me! All these good karma injections emberass the shit out of me)

you DARE question my leadership and control of this page?   insolence will NOT be tolerated!
don't make me ban you from this page!   I HOLD THE POWER!!!!!!!!

(I've gone power mad,           bahahahahaha!!    WHO CAN STOP ME??   oh,   shit,  a mod can stop me.         I'll settle down.  no need to get upset mr. conda and mr. klump.  I was merely kidding.                           

                                 I'll be watching you maarten.)
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Post by: norecess on February 23, 2006, 06:32:17 AM
it is I, your fearless leader of pg. 20 HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!!

Don't forget, the only reason you're the leader of the 20th page is because of all the previous posts, buddy. And if it wasn't for ME, your winning post would have stuck at the 19th page.

Don't lose it, Glen ;)

you DARE question my leadership and control of this page?   insolence will NOT be tolerated!
don't make me ban you from this page!   I HOLD THE POWER!!!!!!!!

(I've gone power mad,           bahahahahaha!!    WHO CAN STOP ME??   oh,   shit,  a mod can stop me.         I'll settle down.  no need to get upset mr. conda and mr. klump.  I was merely kidding.

Haha, Actually, anyone can stop you by posting enough in this thread so a 21st page will be necessary ;)

Quote
                                 I'll be watching you maarten.)

(http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_drool.gif)
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Post by: glen on February 23, 2006, 08:29:39 AM
Haha, Actually, anyone can stop you by posting enough in this thread so a 21st page will be necessary ;)


in that case........  I officially ban anyone from posting on this thread from this moment forward.       from here on out if someone has something they feel necessary to post, they must do it via personal message to myself.  no one is allowed to take this thread to a 21st page.   this is my commandment, all must follow.     :wink:
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 12, 2006, 10:16:20 PM
did it get there yet?
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 12, 2006, 10:16:28 PM
now?
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 12, 2006, 10:16:35 PM
21?
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 12, 2006, 10:16:44 PM
damn....how many more?

**haha! awesome, some other mod deleted my 21st post.
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Post by: Vcavallo on April 07, 2006, 01:57:47 PM
i guess i'll finally give in.....
THOR, if the offer still stands, will you fix this tape (clarify voices, raise vocal level, try to cut out background noise) and transfer it to DVD/MPEG for me if i send it to you?
i tried to be confident in my ability to do this myself, but it seems that something deep within my being just won't allow me to ever attempt to do anything AT ALL.  it is so old now that publishing it borders on ridiculousness, but it is still a truthful testament of Buzz's personality, and fun to watch. 

so.  thor, you offered to do this a while ago. will you still?  i'll pay if you need me to. 

also, i don't mean to put the burden on you, thor.  if you say no, the blame for the delay should still remain on ME alone.  hear that?  if thor says no, don't get mad at him.  it's all my fault.

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Post by: thor on April 07, 2006, 02:05:12 PM
The offer still stands, no pay needed. Send me a copy and I'll try to get it posted as soon as possible. No worries!
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Post by: Vcavallo on April 07, 2006, 02:47:29 PM
hey man, you're awesome!
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Post by: glen on April 07, 2006, 03:14:58 PM
let me be the first to say:   no fucking way!!!!!!   it's really going to happen!

ps:  HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!  LIVES!!!!!
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Post by: Uncle Danny on April 07, 2006, 03:42:41 PM
Holy shit.
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Post by: Vcavallo on April 07, 2006, 06:13:06 PM
Holy shit.
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Post by: mopafeena on April 08, 2006, 12:33:25 AM
Thor and Vinney both deserve Karma!! lots of it.
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Post by: Vcavallo on April 08, 2006, 09:07:44 AM
i should have done this a while ago.  thor does for sure though
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Post by: mopafeena on April 09, 2006, 01:03:36 AM
But it's getting done so you both do.
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Post by: Huey P. Newton on April 11, 2006, 07:31:14 PM
The UPS truck will crash upon delivery.
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Post by: Vcavallo on April 11, 2006, 07:53:21 PM
it HAS to, right..? i've got to get a hold of a second VCR to copy this tape before i send it out.  should happen shortly, one of my roommates has one but needs to excavate it from his room
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Post by: FartLips on April 12, 2006, 11:18:13 AM
(5 years later)

v. - Hey bro, i really need that vcr!
roomie - (puff,puff)  yeah sure thing,  lets go!
roomie - aw shit its broke!
v. - oh well fuck it, that interview was three bass players ago anyways.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Vcavallo on April 12, 2006, 03:31:53 PM

v. - oh well fuck it, that interview was three bass players ago anyways.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahah
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Post by: norecess on March 09, 2007, 03:37:00 PM
i hope i didn't scare anyone wiith that subject line, and plaese excuese me if i make spelling errors, i am typing incredibly fast and i am shaking a bit.

i've just been told that if i get to boston by 6pm tomorrow, i am interviewing the FUCKING MELIVNS!!!!!! 
this point of this post is to get quesitons.  if anyone has any good questions i'll be sure to ask them. 
also, if anyone would like me to tell them anything special or something let me know. 
give me some good question ideas, i don't want to bore them.
i'lll be sure to give a shoutout from the whole bbs communiutey. \
holy fuck i can't believe this is ahpppening to me tomoror.w  i am more excited than i've ever been beofore i think.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so, if anhyone has any questions or special comments be sure to let me know ASAP!

I actually do have a question.
INTERVIEW?
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Post by: Lunica on March 09, 2007, 03:38:43 PM
I  heard a lot of guys are color blind, so you might want to use all the colors in the rainbow.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 09, 2007, 04:11:43 PM
 

Definitely make a copy before you send it out, Vinster.
Make sure you get the master back, as well.

How reliable is this Thor guy?

Is he going to up it to Dime?

Lets celebrate AFTER it gets done.
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on March 09, 2007, 04:53:17 PM
OH jesus its really gonna happen?
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 09, 2007, 05:26:38 PM
OH jesus its really gonna happen?
Jesus tells me :  Conditions look good, try again.
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Post by: mopafeena on March 09, 2007, 07:51:20 PM
Those posts about it getting done are actually quite old. Have a look at when they were posted.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 09, 2007, 07:54:49 PM
Shhh!! Make pretend was so fun!
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Post by: Mad Arab on March 09, 2007, 08:08:49 PM
So have we decided if we are going to pursue an email question/answer interview of the Melvins for this board or what?
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Post by: mopafeena on March 09, 2007, 08:10:22 PM
Shhh!! Make pretend was so fun!

sorry.

So have we decided if we are going to pursue an email question/answer interview of the Melvins for this board or what?

I think that's a brilliant idea.
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Post by: GrimReaper on March 09, 2007, 10:12:50 PM

Vinny, send me the tape. I will make a cdr and send you back the tape and a cdr to copy and distribute.

I'm trustworthy aren't I?
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 09, 2007, 11:03:21 PM
very. 

i will do this.

pm/email me. 

i wanted to sort of do it some day this month and not say anything and then just post it casually like nothing ever happened - but sending it to you is a better idea.
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Post by: Shatz on March 10, 2007, 02:37:55 AM
Just when will the teasing stop?
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 10, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
never?
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Post by: glen on March 10, 2007, 08:13:09 AM
IT LIVES!!!
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Post by: norecess on March 10, 2007, 09:23:14 AM
Just when will the teasing stop?

Yeah Vinney, when will you stop teasing us?
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 10, 2007, 10:44:39 AM
Why not make a dvd?  Why a cd???
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Post by: GrimReaper on March 10, 2007, 10:55:06 AM
Why not make a dvd?  Why a cd???

DVD is what I meant to say last night. I stand corrected.
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Post by: Chomas on March 10, 2007, 12:03:51 PM
bump for interest
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 11, 2007, 11:36:04 AM
Schnabster will kill Farty if he doesn`t leave our favouritet italian-american be after this. Do you hear me, Farty, look into my eyes and say you do!!
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Post by: ManWithNoName on March 11, 2007, 11:37:44 AM
I bet the tape gets "lost" in the mail.
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Post by: FartLips on March 11, 2007, 01:50:50 PM
hell, it'll get lost on the way to the mailbox!
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 11, 2007, 01:55:49 PM
hell, it'll get lost on the way to the mailbox!

 :lol:
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Post by: Idlehanz on March 11, 2007, 01:57:30 PM
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
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Post by: FartLips on March 11, 2007, 02:02:05 PM
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
yeah, i can't keep this interview thing going on forever, you know.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Idlehanz on March 11, 2007, 02:05:06 PM
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
yeah, i can't keep this interview thing going on forever, you know.

You'll find a way I'm sure.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on March 11, 2007, 08:43:38 PM
you all keep posting these stories about how the tape is going to be destroyed or vanish and it really scares me to let it out of my sight
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Post by: mopafeena on March 11, 2007, 09:26:53 PM
you all keep posting these stories about how the tape is going to be destroyed or vanish and it really scares me to let it out of my sight

Now look what you've all done!  :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on March 12, 2007, 05:43:32 AM
the excuses: part VI
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 12, 2007, 06:20:36 AM
The question is when will some board-member/s make the song "HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!", and post it for our pleasure?

What about this for a refrain:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
IIIIIIIIIIIIINTERVIEEEEEEEEEW!!!

I hear some staccato Mike Patton-vocals on this one.
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Post by: thor on March 12, 2007, 03:02:38 PM
I never got a copy of the tape to edit. I dont know whether Vinny sent it or not. Not even a message saying "hey, I never sent the tape, sorry."
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Post by: Chad Ghostal on March 12, 2007, 07:50:27 PM
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on March 12, 2007, 08:44:34 PM
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

Oh! Now it all makes sense.  :wink:
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 12, 2007, 09:03:51 PM
HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...
 :P
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Post by: FartLips on March 12, 2007, 09:21:54 PM
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

Oh! Now it all makes sense.  :wink:
is that where bizarro bike is from?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: CaptainPungent on March 13, 2007, 01:45:10 PM
bump
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Post by: Mad Arab on March 13, 2007, 02:00:19 PM
HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...
 :P

LOL
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 13, 2007, 02:01:15 PM
So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me!

he has an ipod and he loves it

 :wink: :?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 13, 2007, 02:18:56 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Kapila on March 16, 2007, 09:08:37 PM
The question is when will some board-member/s make the song "HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!", and post it for our pleasure?

What about this for a refrain:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
IIIIIIIIIIIIINTERVIEEEEEEEEEW!!!

I hear some staccato Mike Patton-vocals on this one.

There's a new Fantomas song right there.
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Post by: GrimReaper on May 24, 2007, 06:39:28 PM

Come on Vinny. Don't forget us.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on May 24, 2007, 10:13:44 PM
Or the interview.
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Post by: FartLips on May 25, 2007, 12:05:54 AM
mostly the interview.
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Post by: norecess on May 25, 2007, 12:49:15 AM
I must have clicked this thread a thousand times, and I still haven't read what I had hoped for.

Goddamn, I remember I worked for another company when this thing was happening!
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Post by: BERZERKER on May 25, 2007, 01:17:04 AM
I will protect you, Vinney, tell me what to do with these forumists!
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Post by: norecess on May 25, 2007, 01:54:18 AM
Vinney asked me to tell you to entertain us with more National Holidays, all around the world!
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Post by: glen on May 25, 2007, 05:20:25 AM
I know its going to be a good day when I come in and see HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!! has been revived.
again.   for the 64 jillionth time.
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Post by: Vcavallo on May 25, 2007, 11:03:47 AM
you people are so fucking impatient.







:  )
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Post by: mopafeena on May 25, 2007, 08:54:26 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: FartLips on May 26, 2007, 12:14:38 AM
you people are so fucking impatient.







:  )
someone could get hurt sayin' things like that. 8)
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Post by: Buick GN on June 19, 2007, 09:16:00 PM
*Yawn*
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Post by: Vcavallo on June 19, 2007, 11:28:27 PM
*jiggle*
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Post by: glen on June 20, 2007, 07:10:05 AM
just when you thought it was safe.
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Post by: steve on June 20, 2007, 08:25:31 AM
I, for one, am waiting to see how Kevin is working out.
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Post by: FartLips on June 20, 2007, 09:23:41 AM
*interview*
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Post by: brian on July 03, 2007, 10:08:19 PM
I haven't been following this very closely. Does this interview actually exist or was it an inside joke??? Vinney if it does exist and you don't have the facilities, I have a full avid workstation and pro tools at my disposal so feel free to mail me the tape and I can post it and host it on the site. I'm sure keith(fart lips) would be willing to pay the postage fees.
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Post by: anaconda on July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
This is your chance Vinny. Brian is the 3rd guy to offer to dub it for you.

Failure to accept this offer means you will need to prepare to get your
face eaten off.
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 03, 2007, 10:27:27 PM
I, for one, am waiting to see how Kevin is working out.

This is very funny.  Don't think your humor is unappreciated.


Like Conda says, this is a great offer.


As for the interview postage, I'll pay for FED EX shipping to Brian.

PS: Vinny, get your ass back in School and finish it up.
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Post by: mopafeena on July 03, 2007, 10:48:35 PM
I haven't been following this very closely. Does this interview actually exist or was it an inside joke??? Vinney if it does exist and you don't have the facilities, I have a full avid workstation and pro tools at my disposal so feel free to mail me the tape and I can post it and host it on the site. I'm sure keith(fart lips) would be willing to pay the postage fees.

Sounds like a good plan to me.
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Post by: brian on July 03, 2007, 10:55:08 PM
v, members of 3 nation states are behind the plan, and i'm sure more are to follow. set the interview free!!@
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Post by: anaconda on July 03, 2007, 11:02:04 PM
too funny! i wasn't going to bring this out of retirement but I feel i must:

(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
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Post by: brian on July 03, 2007, 11:06:13 PM
 :lol: nice dude
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Post by: FartLips on July 04, 2007, 12:14:44 AM
I haven't been following this very closely. Does this interview actually exist or was it an inside joke??? Vinney if it does exist and you don't have the facilities, I have a full avid workstation and pro tools at my disposal so feel free to mail me the tape and I can post it and host it on the site. I'm sure keith(fart lips) would be willing to pay the postage fees.
you know what? i'll do that. for cryin' out loud, it's like the worst case of blueballs. let's just get it over with!
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Post by: BERZERKER on July 04, 2007, 04:17:24 AM
you know what? i'll do that. for cryin' out loud, it's like the worst case of blueballs. let's just get it over with!

Blueballs, that`s the most hillarious expression ever.  :lol: I`ve heard cocktease, but this word is way much better. Karma for my favourite enemy.

And Vinny, if you need protection I have a father that has contacts everywhere.

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h132/fartlips/nerd-46422.jpg)
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Post by: FartLips on July 04, 2007, 09:02:02 AM
you know what? i'll do that. for cryin' out loud, it's like the worst case of blueballs. let's just get it over with!

Blueballs, that`s the most hillarious expression ever.  :lol: I`ve heard cocktease, but this word is way much better. Karma for my favourite enemy.

And Vinny, if you need protection I have a father that has contacts everywhere.

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h132/fartlips/nerd-46422.jpg)
has he contacted his sex offender parole officer?
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 05, 2007, 12:52:55 AM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.
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Post by: FartLips on July 05, 2007, 04:31:29 AM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.
and brian, let me know how much it is and give me your address, i'll send you a nice birthday card. with something in it.
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Post by: jaymz on July 05, 2007, 07:51:09 AM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.
and brian, let me know how much it is and give me your address, i'll send you a nice birthday card. with something in it.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM chewy
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 05, 2007, 10:53:47 AM
and brian, let me know how much it is and give me your address, i'll send you a nice birthday card. with something in it.

if you want to be a nice guy and send out fearless leader a gift, don't let me stop you.  - but i'm paying for the postage.
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Post by: Schnabs Father on July 05, 2007, 11:33:12 AM
Don`t send the tape to Brian, send it to me, Vinney. I have a very strong computer, it`s superfast, it only uses 12 minutes to open up Themelvins.net. PM me for the adress, Vcvallo!
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 05, 2007, 11:44:15 AM
ok, i'll PM you.

i expect a response in 12 minutes.
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on July 05, 2007, 01:13:34 PM
HIstory in the making... im so glad i had a hand in coordinating this little operation.
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Post by: brian on July 05, 2007, 02:43:44 PM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.

Let the record show that the mailing address has been PM'd to the party in question.
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Post by: Lunica on July 05, 2007, 02:58:40 PM
Lets hope its shipped by Canada Mail.
The few times I used it (as a "receiver") it didn't take more than 2-3 months to Arrive ;)
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 05, 2007, 05:14:51 PM
Let the record show that the mailing address has been PM'd to the party in question.


SSHHHHHH
 :lol:

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Post by: GrimReaper on July 05, 2007, 06:02:30 PM

Vinny, PM me your address and i'll send you the postage money, or give me your Paypal account.

Reap
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Post by: mopafeena on July 05, 2007, 09:36:20 PM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.

Let the record show that the mailing address has been PM'd to the party in question.

HUZZAH!!!!  =D&gt; =D&gt;

 :cheers: :cheers:
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Post by: FartLips on July 06, 2007, 05:33:36 AM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.

Let the record show that the mailing address has been PM'd to the party in question.

HUZZAH!!!!  =D&gt; =D&gt;

 :cheers: :cheers:
hold on, hold  on. vinney still has to actually stand up, walk out the door to the post office, hand them the package, and pay for it. this is asking a lot after two years of him locked up in a broom closet.
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on July 06, 2007, 12:23:53 PM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.

Let the record show that the mailing address has been PM'd to the party in question.

HUZZAH!!!!  =D&gt; =D&gt;

 :cheers: :cheers:
hold on, hold  on. vinney still has to actually stand up, walk out the door to the post office, hand them the package, and pay for it. this is asking a lot after two years of him locked up in a broom closet.
at least hes EXPRESSING INTERST in coming out of HIS closet.
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Post by: mopafeena on July 07, 2007, 12:55:08 AM
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.

Let the record show that the mailing address has been PM'd to the party in question.

HUZZAH!!!!  =D&gt; =D&gt;

 :cheers: :cheers:
hold on, hold  on. vinney still has to actually stand up, walk out the door to the post office, hand them the package, and pay for it. this is asking a lot after two years of him locked up in a broom closet.

Yeah true. But it's a start.
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Post by: jaymz on July 07, 2007, 06:47:10 AM
I will only be happy once i see the interview.
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Post by: glen on July 09, 2007, 05:47:52 AM
I will only be happy once i see the interview.


prepare yourself for a steady stream of disappointment.
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Post by: jaymz on July 09, 2007, 06:42:42 AM
I will only be happy once i see the interview.


prepare yourself for a steady stream of disappointment.

To be honest i probably wouldnt be happy unless i was disapointed.
Dont you think seeing the video is going to remove something from this forum?


Haha just seen your signiture Glen how is totally fucking yourself going?
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Post by: glen on July 09, 2007, 07:07:10 AM


To be honest i probably wouldnt be happy unless i was disapointed.
Dont you think seeing the video is going to remove something from this forum?


Haha just seen your signiture Glen how is totally fucking yourself going?

 :lol:    you are correct sir.    posting the interview would most assuredly mean armagedeon here at themelvins.netbbs.

I actually hope it never does see the light of day.  and that is NOT reverse psychology Vin.

and as far as my sig....   yeah,  believe it or not me and rich are actually fairly tight.  it was a little rocky at first but I think we've grown on each other.    not to mention I felt honored to be acknowledged by such a legendary figure. no sarcasm intended.

he might not readily admit it but I think he really likes me.  this is just his way of showing affection.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 09, 2007, 10:59:56 AM


To be honest i probably wouldnt be happy unless i was disapointed.
Dont you think seeing the video is going to remove something from this forum?


Haha just seen your signiture Glen how is totally fucking yourself going?

 :lol:    you are correct sir.    posting the interview would most assuredly mean armagedeon here at themelvins.netbbs.

I actually hope it never does see the light of day.  and that is NOT reverse psychology Vin.

and as far as my sig....   yeah,  believe it or not me and rich are actually fairly tight.  it was a little rocky at first but I think we've grown on each other.    not to mention I felt honored to be acknowledged by such a legendary figure. no sarcasm intended.

he might not readily admit it but I think he really likes me.  this is just his way of showing affection.
Let us know when he takes you out to a strip club for beers and a discussion of how great Moss is.
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 09, 2007, 05:28:04 PM
this is asking a lot after two years of him locked up in a broom closet.
at least hes EXPRESSING INTERST in coming out of HIS closet.

hey thanks!  that's a good comeback.


getting the interview posted will be a horrible day in the melvins.net history.  all allure and mystery will disintegrate and there will be nothing to look forward to.  all the days to follow will be grey and sans - sunset.
that said - i'll mail it tomorrow or tuesday.
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Post by: anaconda on July 09, 2007, 05:29:22 PM
oh here we go again!! you havent mailed it yet?????


"ted, just admit it..."
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Post by: brian on July 09, 2007, 05:31:27 PM
i'll mail it tomorrow or tuesday.

fyi... tomorrow is tuesday
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Post by: anaconda on July 09, 2007, 05:36:01 PM
exactly, so woozy and nonchalant, make it your mission vinny!
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Post by: FartLips on July 09, 2007, 08:36:49 PM


To be honest i probably wouldnt be happy unless i was disapointed.
Dont you think seeing the video is going to remove something from this forum?


Haha just seen your signiture Glen how is totally fucking yourself going?

 :lol:    you are correct sir.    posting the interview would most assuredly mean armagedeon here at themelvins.netbbs.

I actually hope it never does see the light of day.  and that is NOT reverse psychology Vin.

and as far as my sig....   yeah,  believe it or not me and rich are actually fairly tight.  it was a little rocky at first but I think we've grown on each other.    not to mention I felt honored to be acknowledged by such a legendary figure. no sarcasm intended.

he might not readily admit it but I think he really likes me.  this is just his way of showing affection.
funny, richie shows me affection by giving me handjobs.

as for the interview winding down the clock on melvins doomsday, vin could always do another interview. that'll keep us occupied for a couple more years.
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Post by: thor on July 09, 2007, 08:40:33 PM
I've been checking my mailbox for a long time now.... :)
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on July 09, 2007, 09:13:15 PM
this is asking a lot after two years of him locked up in a broom closet.
at least hes EXPRESSING INTERST in coming out of HIS closet.

hey thanks!  that's a good comeback.


getting the interview posted will be a horrible day in the melvins.net history.  all allure and mystery will disintegrate and there will be nothing to look forward to.  all the days to follow will be grey and sans - sunset.
that said - i'll mail it tomorrow or tuesday.

anytime vinn.

I will take the procrastinators side any day.



As long as that day is tomorrow.
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Post by: FartLips on July 09, 2007, 09:36:10 PM
vinny is a faggot if he doesnt ship the unedited footage to brian
WOW! hold on there, condi. calm down and eat some of that fine round bacon of yours and let the man perform his duties.
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 09, 2007, 09:39:20 PM
it was a motivational comment, i guess.

i forgot that tomorrow IS tuesday because i was away till today so it feels like monday.  (not that i have a job or school or anything so the days are all basically the same anyway). 


......i just read my sentence, "i was away till today so it feels like monday".... it IS monday.  jeez i sound really drunk or something.  i need a job.  my mind is going all soft.
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Post by: FartLips on July 09, 2007, 09:40:19 PM
concentrate, young jedi. focus power.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 09, 2007, 10:03:44 PM
 :microwave:
 :toke:
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 09, 2007, 10:49:52 PM
it was a motivational comment, i guess.

i forgot that tomorrow IS tuesday because i was away till today so it feels like monday.  (not that i have a job or school or anything so the days are all basically the same anyway). 


......i just read my sentence, "i was away till today so it feels like monday".... it IS monday.  jeez i sound really drunk or something.  i need a job.  my mind is going all soft.

Let me pay for shipping Vin. PM the info.
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 10, 2007, 12:04:16 AM
i took it as woozy drunken procastination by vincenzo and i responded as required in the situation

drunken?  i haven't been on the board drunk in quite a while.... i can reference exact threads if you want a laugh  :wink:


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Post by: jaymz on July 10, 2007, 05:46:53 AM
i took it as woozy drunken procastination by vincenzo and i responded as required in the situation

drunken?  i haven't been on the board drunk in quite a while.... i can reference exact threads if you want a laugh  :wink:




Yeah i think we could all do with a laugh and it will give us something to look forward to now the interview is on its way to brian... it is on its way?

I forget now its been so long but was it lori or joe playing bass when you interviewed them?

Sorry i know i shouldnt joke but there is a limited time left for me to get a dig in.
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Post by: glen on July 10, 2007, 06:17:14 AM


Sorry i know i shouldn't joke but there is a limited time left for me to get a dig in.

limited time?    :?       maybe you don't get it jaymz.         lets all go to a little place called reality.    it ain't gonna happen.
not today.  not tomorrow.  not next week.  not next month.  not next year. 

so please feel free to ration your interview jabs.  in fact, you may need them again in December when this subject once again dies and is resurrected for an umpteenth time.     
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 10, 2007, 09:00:18 AM


Sorry i know i shouldn't joke but there is a limited time left for me to get a dig in.

limited time?    :?       maybe you don't get it jaymz.         lets all go to a little place called reality.    it ain't gonna happen.
not today.  not tomorrow.  not next week.  not next month.  not next year. 

so please feel free to ration your interview jabs.  in fact, you may need them again in December when this subject once again dies and is resurrected for an umpteenth time.     

November will be the two-year anniversary.  well...it would be if it isn't done by then - which it will be because today is tuesday and i'm mailing it today.  when i say i'm going to do something i do it......

i haven't watched it myself in over a year..i hope it doesn't suck too much.

Jaymz: it was lukin.
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Post by: FartLips on July 10, 2007, 04:59:17 PM


Sorry i know i shouldn't joke but there is a limited time left for me to get a dig in.

limited time?    :?       maybe you don't get it jaymz.         lets all go to a little place called reality.    it ain't gonna happen.
not today.  not tomorrow.  not next week.  not next month.  not next year. 

so please feel free to ration your interview jabs.  in fact, you may need them again in December when this subject once again dies and is resurrected for an umpteenth time.     

November will be the two-year anniversary.  well...it would be if it isn't done by then - which it will be because today is tuesday and i'm mailing it today.  when i say i'm going to do something i do it......

i haven't watched it myself in over a year..i hope it doesn't suck too much.

Jaymz: it was lukin.
and dillard on drums.
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Post by: Idlehanz on July 10, 2007, 08:02:12 PM


Sorry i know i shouldn't joke but there is a limited time left for me to get a dig in.

limited time?    :?       maybe you don't get it jaymz.         lets all go to a little place called reality.    it ain't gonna happen.
not today.  not tomorrow.  not next week.  not next month.  not next year. 

so please feel free to ration your interview jabs.  in fact, you may need them again in December when this subject once again dies and is resurrected for an umpteenth time.     

November will be the two-year anniversary.  well...it would be if it isn't done by then - which it will be because today is tuesday and i'm mailing it today.  when i say i'm going to do something i do it......

i haven't watched it myself in over a year..i hope it doesn't suck too much.

Jaymz: it was lukin.
and dillard on drums.
Dillard is a super nice guy.  Random comeback for the night.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 10, 2007, 09:21:35 PM


Sorry i know i shouldn't joke but there is a limited time left for me to get a dig in.

limited time?    :?       maybe you don't get it jaymz.         lets all go to a little place called reality.    it ain't gonna happen.
not today.  not tomorrow.  not next week.  not next month.  not next year. 

so please feel free to ration your interview jabs.  in fact, you may need them again in December when this subject once again dies and is resurrected for an umpteenth time.     

November will be the two-year anniversary.  well...it would be if it isn't done by then - which it will be because today is tuesday and i'm mailing it today.  when i say i'm going to do something i do it......

i haven't watched it myself in over a year..i hope it doesn't suck too much.

Jaymz: it was lukin.
and dillard on drums.
Dillard is a super nice guy.  Random comeback for the night.
This is true.  I'd like to see him guest on a tour; a three drummer spectacle.
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Post by: Kessel on July 13, 2007, 08:20:24 AM
hihihi haven't read this for a while...
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Post by: FartLips on July 13, 2007, 10:37:37 AM
whazzup kessel!

vinney, tell me it's in the mail.
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Post by: norecess on July 20, 2007, 06:17:08 AM
vinney, tell me it's in the mail.

:D
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Post by: mopafeena on July 20, 2007, 11:08:05 PM
vinney, tell me it's in the mail.

:D

I was gonna ask the same thing.

My bet is.... no. Sorry Vinney for not having faith but....
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Post by: brian on July 22, 2007, 02:54:55 PM
Haven't gotten it yet, uncertain if it is en route.
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Post by: FartLips on July 22, 2007, 05:01:21 PM
he must have sent it pony express. hope those injuns don't get in the way.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 22, 2007, 09:39:55 PM
Maybe he paid some guy off the street five bucks to hand deliver it?
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Post by: mopafeena on July 22, 2007, 11:02:32 PM
He could be hand delivering it.  :P
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Post by: anaconda on July 23, 2007, 08:19:54 AM
Ted, just admit it.
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Post by: FartLips on July 23, 2007, 10:18:14 PM
He could be hand delivering it.  :P
i think we're all being "hand delivered".
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Post by: anaconda on July 23, 2007, 10:48:20 PM
i'd like to liquor him up, and then slap him around a bit
in a mock judo kind of thing, with our white pleated uniforms on
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Post by: (PAUL) on July 23, 2007, 10:53:38 PM
Ted, just admit it.

Are we doing random Jane's Addiction song title replies now or something?
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Post by: anaconda on July 23, 2007, 10:56:12 PM
Ted is "Vinny", just admit it is "mail the fucking interview"
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 24, 2007, 12:00:15 AM

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.
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Post by: mopafeena on July 24, 2007, 12:29:45 AM
He could be hand delivering it.  :P
i think we're all being "hand delivered".

fair point.  :?

Seriously, we're never gonna see this interview are we?
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Post by: glen on July 24, 2007, 10:53:53 AM


Seriously, we're never gonna see this interview are we?


at least someone around here has a relatively solid grasp on reality.
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Post by: cheeseburger on July 24, 2007, 10:54:30 AM

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.
agreed. it's been so fucking long now that i have a hard time believing it ever happened. and if it did , by this point what is the band gonna have to say almost TWO YEARS later that we haven't already read somewhere else. i mean really...
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Post by: jaymz on July 24, 2007, 11:05:47 AM

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.
agreed. it's been so fucking long now that i have a hard time believing it ever happened. and if it did , by this point what is the band gonna have to say almost TWO YEARS later that we haven't already read somewhere else. i mean really...

"Vinny for the last time we don't want to see your cock, and for the love of god will you stop crying."

I've never read that anywhere.
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Post by: cheeseburger on July 24, 2007, 11:11:09 AM

I have come to the reality that I will never hear this interview.
agreed. it's been so fucking long now that i have a hard time believing it ever happened. and if it did , by this point what is the band gonna have to say almost TWO YEARS later that we haven't already read somewhere else. i mean really...

"Vinny for the last time we don't want to see your cock, and for the love of god will you stop crying."

I've never read that anywhere.
true dat...
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Post by: Lunica on July 24, 2007, 12:52:16 PM
What do you mean hear?
Wasn't this a video interview? (if it existed)
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Post by: Jozz on July 24, 2007, 03:18:23 PM
if it existed

It doesn't.
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Post by: norecess on July 24, 2007, 03:22:38 PM
In existentialism, the human being exists first, and then becomes his own designer, during its existence. There is no design on forehand, if you're an atheist at least. Now, with this interview, it has existed for a long time. It began to lead its own existence in this little universe we inhabit here. So if the video would still be released, it would not exist according to the existentialism as we know it. So to answer your question. Yes, it exists already, but no, it will never truly exist.
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Post by: Lunica on July 24, 2007, 03:25:20 PM
Could you define the word "never"?
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 24, 2007, 04:16:22 PM
Never say never

i might like this tape better
if we slept together

I think this tape is infinitely more interesting remaining unseen.
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Post by: (PAUL) on July 24, 2007, 09:55:08 PM
It's like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark and that we all want to see it, but the moment we do our faces will melt off.
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Post by: jaymz on July 25, 2007, 04:03:23 AM
I agree should we now burn the tape or put it in a time lock case for ten years then release it?
Ten years should be enough time for us all to rip into Vinny and break his spirit completely
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Post by: Lunica on July 25, 2007, 04:36:40 AM
Don't you mean 10 decades?
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Post by: FartLips on July 25, 2007, 11:53:12 AM
centuries.
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Post by: norecess on July 25, 2007, 03:35:33 PM
I just wanted to say 'light years', that's all.
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Post by: FartLips on July 25, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
I just wanted to say 'light years', that's all.
i was thinking the same thing.
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Post by: mopafeena on July 25, 2007, 10:15:12 PM
I'd say infinite years.
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Post by: blacksanta on July 29, 2007, 11:05:24 PM
Ahhhhh.........In life, it is great to count on certain things never changing. Perry Mason re-runs on KPTV at noon, November 1st will always be sunny and brisk, the Iraq war will still be going on...........and no matter how many months I'm away from this message board, the Vincenzo Buzzo Interview (VBI) will still remain an unreleased rarity, rarer than a stereo first pressing of 'The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan," or a King Buzzo appearence on Fox News. Bless this interview, this holy grail, this ark of the melvins, this will o' the wisp of writing. It's good to know it's not around.
(http://www.davidadamsonline.com/images/painting_sunset.jpg)
Blacksanta and his special girl hoping to catch a rare glimpse of the elusive Vincenzo Buzzo Interview as it makes its annual brush with our atmosphere, Hermosa Beach 2004
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Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on July 29, 2007, 11:12:41 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 29, 2007, 11:47:28 PM
That's a beautiful thing.
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Post by: Lunica on July 30, 2007, 12:58:19 AM
Can I eat the moon?
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Post by: FartLips on July 30, 2007, 03:44:01 AM
Can I eat the moon?
will the interview be released?
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Post by: cheeseburger on July 30, 2007, 08:37:14 AM
could someone pass me a tissue?
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Post by: mopafeena on July 30, 2007, 05:43:05 PM
Can I eat the moon?
will the interview be released?
well, probally not.
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Post by: Idlehanz on July 30, 2007, 05:45:14 PM
Can I eat the moon?
You could if it was made of spare ribs...
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Mad Arab on July 30, 2007, 07:28:27 PM
There is no interview.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 30, 2007, 11:42:16 PM
We need to destroy the tape; it is Eevil; it is driving Vinney MAD!  Plum Loco!  It must be deestroyed!
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Post by: anaconda on July 31, 2007, 12:04:58 AM
It does exist though, for any doubters the taped interview is real.
buzz has made reference to meeting vinny on a couple occasions to me
and mutual friends on a few occasions
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Post by: Mad Arab on July 31, 2007, 12:13:37 AM
There is no interview.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 31, 2007, 12:15:38 AM
It's going to become a conspiracy theory.
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Post by: Mad Arab on July 31, 2007, 12:16:15 AM
There is no interview.
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 31, 2007, 12:19:48 AM

He was going to get Dale and Buzz to sign real small under his Melvins tat and then in turn get the signatures tatooed.

I guess this never happened either?
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Post by: norecess on July 31, 2007, 12:20:49 AM
Joe seems certain.
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on July 31, 2007, 12:28:26 AM
It does exist though, for any doubters the taped interview is real.
buzz has made reference to meeting vinny on a couple occasions to me
and mutual friends on a few occasions

Buzz is fucking with us.

Nothing new.

Ritchie fuckin got him in on it and now they are getting their jollies at our expense, as payback for all the short, gay, man-ladybug jikes.
Damn you ritchie.
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Post by: FartLips on July 31, 2007, 05:21:00 AM
deutrom, you've got me lol-ing!
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Post by: Mad Arab on July 31, 2007, 08:23:12 AM
There is no interview.
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Post by: glen on July 31, 2007, 08:30:12 AM
There is no interview.

maybe not.   but there is one hell of a legend.
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Post by: Mad Arab on July 31, 2007, 09:23:01 AM
There is no interview.
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Post by: FartLips on July 31, 2007, 08:21:55 PM
hell, there is no vinney.
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Post by: Mad Arab on July 31, 2007, 08:38:43 PM
There is no interview.
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Post by: Idlehanz on July 31, 2007, 09:10:26 PM
There is no interview.
Great way to get your number of posts to go up without actually saying anything.
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Post by: FartLips on July 31, 2007, 09:29:22 PM
no, he's saying a lot over and over again.
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Post by: norecess on August 01, 2007, 01:08:30 AM
Joe puts more time and energy in this than Vinney did.
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Post by: GrimReaper on August 01, 2007, 01:22:09 AM
Joe puts more time and energy in this than Vinney did.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: BERZERKER on August 01, 2007, 03:29:20 AM
The messenger of da interview:

(http://borderland-tours.com/v2/images/stories/borderland/gallery_photos/india/painted%20stork.jpg)

A pregnancy takes 9 months, Glen has already received, others are awaiting, will the stork also deliver Brian the interview?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Mad Arab on August 01, 2007, 07:07:13 AM
Just a reminder: there is no interview.
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Post by: BERZERKER on August 01, 2007, 07:53:01 AM
The eternal questions:

Is there a god? Why do we exist? What is our purpouse on earth? Is there a interview?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on August 01, 2007, 08:01:45 AM
Or to sum it up, why do we ask questions?

... if we will never know the goddamn answers!
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Post by: Mad Arab on August 01, 2007, 09:42:03 AM
No hay entrevista.
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Post by: cheeseburger on August 01, 2007, 10:09:00 AM
No hay entrevista.

hey pal we speak 'merican on this here board.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on August 01, 2007, 10:55:12 AM
Er is geen interview.
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Post by: Mad Arab on August 01, 2007, 11:01:21 AM
طهيري يس نو ينتيرفييو.
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Post by: Mad Arab on August 01, 2007, 11:10:25 AM
Θερε ις νο ιντερυιεω.
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Post by: BERZERKER on August 01, 2007, 12:28:24 PM
Det finnes intet intervju.
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Post by: Lunica on August 01, 2007, 12:35:19 PM
Maar het is heel leuk over het te praten.
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Post by: thor on August 01, 2007, 02:07:47 PM
I feel kind of stupid, I was checking my mailbox for like a month straight when V said he was going to mail it to me for editing/transcription/digitizing when I offered long ago. Hope Brian has better luck.
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Post by: Jozz on August 01, 2007, 02:19:36 PM
I feel kind of stupid, I was checking my mailbox for like a month straight when V said he was going to mail it to me for editing/transcription/digitizing when I offered long ago. Hope Brian has better luck.

 :lol:  You can't edit something that does not exist.  :)
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 01, 2007, 02:30:46 PM
The mods need to delete this thread, because every time someone posts in it, Vinney loses a bit of his soul.
*woops* worry, Vinster!
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Post by: FartLips on August 01, 2007, 02:31:12 PM
I feel kind of stupid, I was checking my mailbox for like a month straight when V said he was going to mail it to me for editing/transcription/digitizing when I offered long ago. Hope Brian has better luck.

 :lol:  You can't edit something that does not exist.  :)
this is out of control.
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Post by: norecess on August 01, 2007, 03:04:53 PM
VINNEY!!!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview)
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on August 01, 2007, 03:05:07 PM
I feel kind of stupid, I was checking my mailbox for like a month straight when V said he was going to mail it to me for editing/transcription/digitizing when I offered long ago. Hope Brian has better luck.

 :lol:  You can't edit something that does not exist.  :)
this is out of control.

Was it ever under control?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: norecess on August 01, 2007, 03:08:32 PM
Once Vinney was in control of it, so no.
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Post by: Jozz on August 01, 2007, 04:43:14 PM
The mods need to delete this thread, because every time someone posts in it, Vinney loses a bit of his soul.
*woops* worry, Vinster!

Nah. What would we talk about in between albums/tours? I just felt the need to partake in the razzing of the Vinster.
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Post by: FartLips on August 01, 2007, 05:10:31 PM
i wonder if he'll ever post again.

damn it vinney don't do this to us! 
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Post by: mopafeena on August 01, 2007, 10:24:07 PM
Just a reminder: there is no interview.

 :lol:
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 01, 2007, 10:30:40 PM
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3564/vinnygifad8.gif)
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on August 01, 2007, 10:36:04 PM
 =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt;
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Post by: Mad Arab on August 01, 2007, 11:52:31 PM
Wait for it...Wait for it....





























There is no interview!
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Post by: GrimReaper on August 02, 2007, 04:09:41 AM

It will be a sad April Fools Day with Vinny gone. :(
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on August 02, 2007, 06:52:39 AM
joe duetrom is my favorite.
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Post by: FartLips on August 02, 2007, 07:25:52 PM
joe duetrom is my favorite.
:(
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Post by: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 12:45:54 AM
What happened to your name Farty?
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Post by: BERZERKER on August 03, 2007, 04:23:11 AM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY
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Post by: FartLips on August 03, 2007, 06:15:46 AM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY
the same couldn't be said about yer face.
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Post by: BERZERKER on August 03, 2007, 07:10:42 AM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY
the same couldn't be said about yer face.

The power is amongst the w0rkers, in this case the forumist Schnabster, who has undisputed power. I`m kind of a undercover administrator. Watch it Gene, or I`ll have you expelled for life!

Message also from pops: Fuck you, Fa.....Gene!!

(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/nerd-46422.jpg)
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Post by: glen on August 03, 2007, 07:27:13 AM
must schnabel's squabbles hijack every thread on this board?

its like a disease.
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Post by: BERZERKER on August 03, 2007, 07:33:15 AM
must schnabel's squabbles hijack every thread on this board?

its like a disease.

It was F.. Gene who began!

Glen, it`s weekend for me here in Berrrrgen, wifey closes in on the twelvt week and  Schnabsters really looking forward to be a paps. Stay healthy, mate!
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Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 07:45:17 AM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY

It looks like this began it to me.  In this thread anyway.  I agree with Glen. 
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Post by: FartLips on August 03, 2007, 07:23:20 PM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY

It looks like this began it to me.  In this thread anyway.  I agree with Glen. 
yeah! damn you mop!


must schnabel's squabbles hijack every thread on this board?

its like a disease.
it is a disease.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 10:12:48 PM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY

It looks like this began it to me.  In this thread anyway.  I agree with Glen. 
yeah! damn you mop!

Sorry  :( I didn't mean it.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 10:20:15 PM
What happened to your name Farty?

I complained to the mods, tried to remove his account, but I`m very pleased that he atleast was forced to change his name.
Dadda-dada-dadda-dada! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN8_y3nbCmY

It looks like this began it to me.  In this thread anyway.  I agree with Glen. 
yeah! damn you mop!

Sorry  :( I didn't mean it.
I think it was a joke? :)

I meant the thread above my reply.  I just didn't quote it.
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Post by: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 10:38:20 PM
Yeah, i was just mucking around  :P
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Post by: FartLips on August 03, 2007, 10:46:14 PM
hehe, yep jokey ol' farty! schnab eats cake!
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Post by: Jack Mort on August 03, 2007, 10:49:41 PM
Goddam I am high
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Post by: FartLips on August 03, 2007, 10:50:24 PM
 =D&gt;
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Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 10:55:07 PM
Goddam I am high
of course you are
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 03, 2007, 11:02:21 PM
high on life?
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Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:05:43 PM
high on life?
Miller High Life
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Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on August 03, 2007, 11:44:28 PM
The Champagne of Beers!  :cheers:
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 04, 2007, 12:12:44 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: Jack Mort on August 04, 2007, 01:40:00 AM
Sorry for the non-signifagnce of the previous post. I would not basically pay 8 dollars to hear a snippet of a Melvins song in some shitty movie.
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Post by: Mad Arab on August 04, 2007, 12:33:22 PM
Wrong thread?
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Post by: FartLips on August 04, 2007, 07:45:37 PM
perhaps.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on August 05, 2007, 12:17:57 AM
perhaps.
(http://op-for.com/mr%20burns.jpg)
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Post by: norecess on July 17, 2008, 07:36:30 AM
holy fuck i can't believe this is ahpppening

Technically, did Vinney ever say this was going to happen? See how he misspelled all the crucial information as he was typing too fast? Man, he really got us there ;)
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Post by: black stallion on July 17, 2008, 07:49:15 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: glen on July 17, 2008, 08:02:39 AM
who dares revive the thread to end all threads?!?!?!
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Post by: Rev. Mike on July 17, 2008, 08:10:49 AM
I'm going to interview Melvins.
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Post by: ___-----_____------_____ on July 17, 2008, 08:13:29 AM
what ever happen to KURDTLUVUR!?
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Post by: norecess on July 17, 2008, 08:22:53 AM
He posts under a different name now.
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Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on July 17, 2008, 11:17:47 AM
what ever happen to KURDTLUVUR!?
Hey Line-man, thanks for remembering me! 

When's Rev. Mike's interview going to happen?  At Grumpy's?  Oh YES!
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Post by: Dead Cowboy on July 17, 2008, 11:24:06 AM
AH! Its baaaack!
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Post by: glen on July 17, 2008, 01:47:53 PM
nothing brightens my day like a contorted-faced man in a pink wig.  :D
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Post by: FartLips on July 17, 2008, 06:51:51 PM
indeed!
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Post by: brian on July 17, 2008, 07:59:49 PM
what ever happen to KURDTLUVUR!?
Hey Line-man, thanks for remembering me! 

Obama/KURDTLUVUR! '08
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Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on July 17, 2008, 08:29:00 PM
KURDTLUVUR is bringing Sexyback!   8)
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Post by: mopafeena on July 18, 2008, 12:47:05 AM
what ever happen to KURDTLUVUR!?
Hey Line-man, thanks for remembering me! 

Obama/KURDTLUVUR! '08
:lol: :lol:
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 18, 2008, 07:51:54 AM

I still miss MuMu. :(






























And Smitor.
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Post by: glen on July 18, 2008, 07:54:53 AM
lets not forget ch@rmicarmicAt (or whatever) and glenSherpes (who remembers that one?).



the LUVURMAN is your GOD. bow to her him.
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Post by: GrimReaper on July 18, 2008, 08:24:40 AM

Glens Herpes didn't know that one, but I'm reviving the Vine today.
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Post by: Mad Arab on May 24, 2009, 07:05:32 PM
It's back!
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Post by: seas of luck on May 24, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
It's back!

Haha I was actually wondering when this thread would get bumped again.  I'm surprised it hasn't been stickyed yet.
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Post by: oldstoner on May 24, 2009, 08:33:51 PM
Wow, I just caught up on 4 years worth of misery reading this sad, yet amusing, thread. I was really excited to see the interview. I realize now that there is no interview and Vinny is a tool. Thanks, Vin!
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Post by: dead mike on May 24, 2009, 09:49:38 PM
I'm still relatively new, so this was the first time I'd even seen this thread. It was amusing to watch the emotions slowly swing from unbridled enthusiasm to embittered resentment.

For what it's worth, my only interaction with Vinney was when he offered to get me a deal on a macbook over a year ago. That didn't happen, either.
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Post by: FartLips on May 24, 2009, 10:11:28 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: m3kcomp on May 24, 2009, 11:25:08 PM
this is the most fucked up thread I've read on any board, anywhere...

wtf?!?!?

I want the last half hour back.
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Post by: molotov on May 24, 2009, 11:49:12 PM
I want the last half hour back.
Turn round and click your heels 3 times.
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Post by: Idlehanz on May 25, 2009, 01:48:43 AM
When I met Vin, first thing he said was "Go ahead, say it".


I didn't.  I didn't need to.
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Post by: FartLips on May 25, 2009, 07:26:35 AM
now that's the hardiest laugh i've ever had from the bbs!  LOLZ X MILLIONS!!!!!!!!
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Post by: BeerNinja on May 29, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
oh man, i just want to be part of this.
I'm a longtime reader of this board and followed this thread from the get go.
wh....
hes like jesus christ or something

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Post by: FartLips on May 29, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
oh man, i just want to be part of this.
I'm a longtime reader of this board and followed this thread from the get go.
wh....
hes like jesus christ or something


his interview is.  its faith-based. :lol:
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Post by: BeerNinja on May 29, 2009, 07:03:39 PM
what is  goin on in his head when thinking about this. its ridiculous. he must feel like....   ...               ...

merry christmas for the psychiatrist    

Well, I'm afraid you have "avoiding"

-oh my god....    
























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Post by: FartLips on May 29, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
what is  goin on in his head when thinking about this. its ridiculous. he must feel like....   ...               ...

merry christmas for the psychiatrist    

Well, I'm afraid you have "avoiding"

-oh my god....    

























i don't think he gives two shits. although he does post a lot less often than he used to.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 29, 2009, 09:55:20 PM
Fart made Vinny cry.
what is  goin on in his head when thinking about this. its ridiculous. he must feel like....   ...               ...

merry christmas for the psychiatrist    

Well, I'm afraid you have "avoiding"

-oh my god....    

























i don't think he gives two shits. although he does post a lot less often than he used to.
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Post by: FartLips on May 29, 2009, 10:38:42 PM
Fart made Vinny cry.
what is  goin on in his head when thinking about this. its ridiculous. he must feel like....   ...               ...

merry christmas for the psychiatrist    

Well, I'm afraid you have "avoiding"

-oh my god....    

























i don't think he gives two shits. although he does post a lot less often than he used to.
oh yes i did!
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Post by: black stallion on May 30, 2009, 06:03:43 AM
it's hard to think he lyed from the beginning about the existence of the interview
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Post by: anaconda on May 30, 2009, 07:47:49 AM
The interview exists.
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Post by: norecess on May 30, 2009, 08:15:20 AM
The interview exists.

in what form?
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Post by: >>>JZS<<< on May 30, 2009, 08:24:25 AM
The interview exists.

in what form?

What interview ?
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Post by: FartLips on May 30, 2009, 09:19:54 AM
conda, don't be holding back! I lol!
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Post by: black stallion on May 30, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
The interview exists.
thanks,that's what i wanted to hear.
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Post by: rhett E rock on May 30, 2009, 10:39:20 AM
i can't believe this thread is still going. WHO THE FUCK CARES?  there's a million Melvins interviews out there to keep you busy and you're getting mad at this guy for possibly lying or being too lazy to post it up.  get a fucking life.  what?  do you think Buzz reveals all his life secrets?  or shows Vinney naked pictures of his wife?  jesus.  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked.  change your fucking diapers and move on.
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Post by: dead mike on May 30, 2009, 10:57:46 AM
i can't believe this thread is still going. WHO THE FUCK CARES?  there's a million Melvins interviews out there to keep you busy and you're getting mad at this guy for possibly lying or being too lazy to post it up.  get a fucking life.  what?  do you think Buzz reveals all his life secrets?  or shows Vinney naked pictures of his wife?  jesus.  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked.  change your fucking diapers and move on.
It's obviously a running joke by now (and quite a funny one, I think), and no one is actually still upset that the interview never surfaced.

But to answer your question, Buzz admits to Vinney that he killed Cobain, in the parlor, with the candlestick.
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Post by: Uncle Fester on May 30, 2009, 05:07:58 PM
so.... i wonder what page 38 will be like.
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Post by: Buick GN on May 30, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
Holy Fucking Shit! When did Vinney get married!!?

Did King Fucko attend the wedding?! Where are the photos?!!!

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Post by: Jozzy on May 30, 2009, 07:41:00 PM
i can't believe this thread is still going. WHO THE FUCK CARES?  there's a million Melvins interviews out there to keep you busy and you're getting mad at this guy for possibly lying or being too lazy to post it up.  get a fucking life.  what?  do you think Buzz reveals all his life secrets?  or shows Vinney naked pictures of his wife?  jesus.  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked.  change your fucking diapers and move on.

I think you are the only one taking it seriously.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 30, 2009, 07:44:30 PM
In the interview Buzz released the secret to happiness.
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Post by: Smellis on May 30, 2009, 08:07:55 PM
Page 38!!! This is what it's like Fester! OMG come over here!!!!!!!!    :shock:
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Post by: Smellis on May 30, 2009, 08:08:41 PM
No wait, I'm still on page 37 oh the humanity!!!!!!!    :cry:
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Post by: Uncle Fester on May 30, 2009, 08:31:09 PM
page 37 is a shit hole. The party is going to start bumpin once page 38 hits us.
any day now. sweet 38.
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Post by: FartLips on May 30, 2009, 11:55:16 PM
did someone just post on a fansite message board that people that post on a fansite message board need to get a life?  well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle cookware, i don't know what is!
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Post by: Uncle Fester on May 31, 2009, 12:41:38 AM
Im pretty sure we all have lives... or else we wouldnt be here.. right? or no? therefore the culprits responsible for posting that sort of nonsense must be computer generated. I say we pull the plug on these degenerates and re-program them to our liking.
grilled cheese on a low carb diet my ass, welcome to monkeyland.
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Post by: Smellis on June 01, 2009, 09:47:19 AM
Holy Shit I made it!!!  Hello?  Anyone here?  Where's the booze and the bitches yo    :-k
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Post by: dead mike on June 01, 2009, 10:14:39 AM
welcome to monkeyland.
I miss those games.

Wait, that was Monkey Island. Think I'm gonna have to bit torrent.
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Post by: glen on June 01, 2009, 11:01:26 AM
  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked. 

don't be turning the tables now.
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Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 01, 2009, 11:05:59 AM
How good can the interview be. I mean , if it wasn't good enough to post when it was done.  :?
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Post by: glen on June 01, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
How good can the interview be. I mean , if it wasn't good enough to post when it was done.  :?

you had to live it jonothon,  you had to live it.  :)
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Post by: >>>JZS<<< on June 01, 2009, 11:27:59 AM
How good can the interview be. I mean , if it wasn't good enough to post when it was done.  :?

you had to live it jonothon,  you had to live it.  :)

nice. :lol:
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Post by: FartLips on June 01, 2009, 11:45:30 AM
lotta "o's" there.
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Post by: Uncle Fester on June 01, 2009, 12:14:46 PM
welcome to monkeyland.
I miss those games.

Wait, that was Monkey Island. Think I'm gonna have to bit torrent.
I knew that wasnt just nonsense I was typing.... those old cheesy pirate games and novels always made me wanna just hurl out some of my guts when i was a kid.
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Post by: dead mike on June 01, 2009, 12:24:08 PM
welcome to monkeyland.
I miss those games.

Wait, that was Monkey Island. Think I'm gonna have to bit torrent.
I knew that wasnt just nonsense I was typing.... those old cheesy pirate games and novels always made me wanna just hurl out some of my guts when i was a kid.
Do you mean that in a good way, or a bad way?
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Post by: BERZERKER on June 05, 2009, 03:07:54 AM
You sick, derranged lot, you guys are beating a dead horse, stop it, I said stop it!!!!

(http://forums.techpowerup.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25826&stc=1&d=1242408245)

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Post by: FartLips on June 05, 2009, 11:28:53 AM
this horse needs a little more tenderizing.
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Post by: Uncle Fester on June 06, 2009, 01:07:05 PM
welcome to monkeyland.
I miss those games.

Wait, that was Monkey Island. Think I'm gonna have to bit torrent.
I knew that wasnt just nonsense I was typing.... those old cheesy pirate games and novels always made me wanna just hurl out some of my guts when i was a kid.
Do you mean that in a good way, or a bad way?
I mean it. hurl my child sized guts!
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Post by: GrimReaper on December 22, 2009, 03:53:37 AM

2.9.06: Anyone not on the message board won't know this: i interviewed buzz on the last tour
and got it all on videotape. As soon as i transfer it to digital, it will be up in this section
stay tuned....i think it's one of Buzz's most casual and natural interviews, so you should enjoy it
....and i'm not just saying that because it's mine.
9.21.06: obviously, it still isn't up. maybe soon though. like in two months. probably not


Going on four years now right Fart Lips?

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Post by: black stallion on December 22, 2009, 06:49:05 AM
is this the reason why he disappeared from the board?so bad i haven't had the pleasure to meet him :(
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Post by: rictus on December 22, 2009, 07:48:04 AM
so bad i haven't had the pleasure to meet him :(

Neither have the Melvins.
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Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 22, 2009, 10:23:58 AM
oh man, here we go again
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Post by: glen on December 27, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
hi
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Post by: anaconda on December 27, 2009, 04:43:04 PM
the random link on the melvins wiki
brings up a lot of VCavallo stuff.
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Post by: Buick GN on December 28, 2009, 03:34:12 AM
HFSPR!!

HFSPR!!

 

:D :lol: :D
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Post by: glen on December 28, 2009, 09:18:46 AM



HFSPR!!

 

:D :lol: :D

hunky fucking schnabster posts randomly??

ohh,  its the other thing.  8-[    holy..  fucking... 
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Post by: thor on December 28, 2009, 01:18:58 PM
I wish this interview did exist... it would be like stepping back in time....
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Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 28, 2009, 02:38:03 PM
what happend to vinny? i remember when i first joined this fine establishment he was around..
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 28, 2009, 03:04:46 PM
Fart made Vinney leave, and then Fart leaves..and what does that leave us with?!?
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Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 28, 2009, 03:05:32 PM
Fart made Vinney leave, and then Fart leaves..and what does that leave us with?!?
sadness  :(
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 28, 2009, 03:35:19 PM
Fart made Vinney leave, and then Fart leaves..and what does that leave us with?!?
sadness  :(
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/thidarat2006/Sept06/munchmain.jpg)
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Post by: glen on December 29, 2009, 06:51:47 AM
I wish this interview did exist... it would be like stepping back in time....

you dare question its existance??

BAH!
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Post by: Buick GN on December 29, 2009, 12:21:10 PM
SNIVLEM needs to come back around so he can get a little HFSPR!! deco on his person.

Oh nm,   almost forgot he walks on sour ground.
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Post by: Buick GN on January 08, 2010, 04:18:56 AM
hey everyone.  full review later plus the posted VIDEO.  buzz was amazingly friendly and awesome to talk to.  we were just having a casual conversation about life, baseball, music, and drunken idiots.  it was great.  i was totally calm and collected.  until i get the video up, i'll tell you this much in the rumor department:
no dvd from the england show.
mike and the melvins is very much up in the air.  (then he said "SURE! it'll come out next week!")

i am biased, but i think this is some of the best of buzz, and defintely the most entertaining i've ever seen him on tape!

speaking of tape.  this is on vhs with a lot of background noise...can anyone on here master the sound levels if i send an electronic copy so that the background voices are low (or gone) and buzz and i are louder?  that'd be great!

more later, my fellow fans.
October 22, 2005
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Post by: rictus on January 08, 2010, 07:10:53 AM
Precious memories.
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Post by: norecess on January 08, 2010, 07:12:56 AM
Five pesos says Vinnie isn't going to get any sleep until the concert and the interview is over!  :P

he must be very very tired by now.
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Post by: FartLips on January 19, 2010, 07:53:32 AM
interview.
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Post by: Beto Brasil on January 19, 2010, 04:12:54 PM
YES !!! We believe !!  :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by: Like Stee on January 19, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Okay, I'm ready to read it now.
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Post by: molotov on January 19, 2010, 11:51:55 PM
Don't upload to dimeadozen, please!
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Post by: turnacus on January 23, 2010, 03:01:11 PM
http://www.reddit.com/user/Vcavallo
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Post by: Uncle Fester on January 25, 2010, 12:48:07 AM
is there something important there that I should read? Im not bored enough to read what Vcavallo is posting on another website.
I am really pissed hes cheating on us though.
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Post by: Vcavallo on June 23, 2010, 11:05:31 PM
is there something important there that I should read? Im not bored enough to read what Vcavallo is posting on another website.
I am really pissed hes cheating on us though.

I'm not cheating.  This place is too much of a black hole for me right now.  This is my first and only love, you know that fester.

BTW, Shall I out you as well, Turnacus?
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Post by: BERZERKER on June 24, 2010, 12:53:31 AM
is there something important there that I should read? Im not bored enough to read what Vcavallo is posting on another website.
I am really pissed hes cheating on us though.

I'm not cheating.  This place is too much of a black hole for me right now.  This is my first and only love, you know that fester.

BTW, Shall I out you as well, Turnacus?

Vinney, you an important factor of the board, hang around more often!
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Post by: MrLuck87 on June 24, 2010, 01:43:45 PM
It's finally stickied!  I can't wait for them to announce Houdini live!

*Edit* No!!  It's not stickied anymore!

*Edit Edit* Now it is again...the mods are fucking with me!
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Post by: brian on June 24, 2010, 02:40:48 PM
leave it stickied.
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Post by: the ether bunny on June 24, 2010, 09:19:39 PM
leave it stickied.

so it can forever haunt vinnie's dreams?
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Post by: Dumpster D on July 01, 2010, 09:12:39 AM
If you're going to leave it up there, can you Change the Title to something that doesn't trigger some kind of sense of urgency in my chest everytime I forget that it's not some kind of serious life endangering threat when I read it?
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Post by: brian on July 01, 2010, 09:16:00 AM
If you're going to leave it up there, can you Change the Title to something that doesn't trigger some kind of sense of urgency in my chest everytime I forget that it's not some kind of serious life endangering threat when I read it?

why would i leave it stickied if i'm going to change the title?
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Post by: Dumpster D on July 01, 2010, 09:28:29 AM
yeah, I realized that at the same token, Just STILL unnerving to me is all.
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Post by: dontyoutellme on July 06, 2010, 08:33:33 PM
leave it stickied.

so it can forever haunt vinnie's dreams?

I know he tosses and turns over this.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 15, 2010, 10:17:25 AM
leave it stickied.

so it can forever haunt vinnie's dreams?

I know he tosses and turns over this.
I hope not.
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Post by: Braykfast on August 07, 2010, 04:28:15 AM
This just in!

Melvins turn time back upon itself!

Time, quote, "I had a really great me, everybody!"

You heard it here first, the only unbiased place for your themelvins.net/forum/index.php?whattheeff=postnumberhuh?;topic=66131122.etcetera news and information!
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Post by: Scobra on September 26, 2010, 05:51:26 PM
Holy fucking cow shit!!

Calm down kid we thinketh you will be OK.
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Post by: blackjosh on October 04, 2010, 02:15:54 PM
How did the Nike Melvins shoe deal come about?
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Post by: anaconda on October 04, 2010, 08:17:11 PM
Buzz agreed to it when they gave him money!!
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Post by: Buick GN on October 16, 2010, 11:05:13 PM
HFSPR!
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Post by: rictus on October 17, 2010, 12:40:35 AM
HFSBB!*



*HOLY FUCKING SHIT BUICK'S BACK!
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Post by: Buick GN on October 17, 2010, 02:31:51 AM
Greetings rictus, hope all is well.
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Post by: (PAUL) on October 20, 2010, 03:47:52 PM
Buzz agreed to it when they gave him money!!

Is it wrong that I own a pair and wear them all the time?
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Post by: anaconda on October 20, 2010, 04:24:45 PM
Of course not!
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Post by: Uncle Fester on December 01, 2010, 10:17:49 AM
holy fucking shit please close!!!
 :P
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Post by: Buick GN on December 01, 2010, 07:04:12 PM
Agreed, burn this thread..mucho tired of seeing it in/at/on the same position.
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Post by: dead mike on December 12, 2010, 06:19:30 PM
You both know that will never happen.
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Post by: anaconda on December 17, 2010, 07:53:01 PM
I stumbled across this using the 'random' feature on the Melvins wiki:

October, 21 2005
From MelvinsWiki

I drove down from Burlington Vermont to see this show with my then-roommate. He worked for the radio station at our college.
another friend of ours (and radio station employee) was in some kind of communication with some people from the melvins
(possibly Tim Moss), and they/he basically suggested that we interview them at this show. Curt and I drove down early because
we were supposed to do it before the show started. We were told that we couldn't do it before and that we'd have to do it afterwards.

After an amazing show, buzz came out and met us at the bar. I gave him an Icebot toy because i know he collects things like this.
I also presented him some Cracker Barrel cheese that i bought on the way down because i heard that the melvins like it. This is apparently
a rumor.
the interview went very well. Buzz was incredibly jovial and talkative, leading the conversation in all sorts of interesting directions.
i sort of got the impression that he enjoyed being interviewed by an actual fan that listened to the music religiously as opposed to some
press-idiot that talks about nirvana constantly. the interview was recorded onto VHS and as soon as i can get it transferred to digital format
i will be posting it somewhere on the internet and will provide a link here and elsewhere.
after the interview, buzz signed some vinyl that
i brought as well as a "Prick" shirt that i made a few years back. i told him that i wore it to This concert when he came out and apologized
that we couldn't get in. he claimed to remember the incident but i suspect he was just telling me so to make me happy. as we were leaving
i saw dale and told him they were great tonight. he offered to sign stuff and then he offered some drumsticks. i didn't even ask. the melvins
are a fine bunch of guys.
I think i got back to Vermont late that night/early the next morning-just in time for class.


-VCavallo
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Post by: Shatz on December 18, 2010, 10:24:40 AM
There you have it, transfer from analog to digital can be kind of tricky. Give him another 5 years and the job will be done.
Patience is a virtue.
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Post by: Buick GN on December 19, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
:)


Lock this pos down!
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Post by: FartLips on January 18, 2011, 11:15:47 PM
hehe, i gave v/c a nod about the interview on facebook and he said he'd do it soon so we'd all shut up. now where have i heard that before?
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Post by: MrLuck87 on February 02, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
hehe, i gave v/c a nod about the interview on facebook and he said he'd do it soon so we'd all shut up. now where have i heard that before?

"you're all being real nice about it, and i appreciate that, but i really shoud get it done soon.  at least before the tour ends!"

-VC November 14, 2005
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Post by: FartLips on February 14, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
LOL!
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Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2011, 05:10:04 PM
Where the hell is Vinnnie
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Post by: anaconda on April 03, 2011, 09:05:35 PM
He's been focusing on his career as an Illustrator:

http://vinneycavallo.com (http://vinneycavallo.com)
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Post by: FartLips on April 03, 2011, 09:08:18 PM
he pops up on facebook every once in a while too. i hit him with interview requests here and there.
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Post by: oldstoner on April 15, 2011, 03:54:16 PM
Wow, I haven't been on this forum in over a year and this thread is still going? lol
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Post by: GrimReaper on April 15, 2011, 11:11:46 PM
he pops up on facebook every once in a while too. i hit him with interview requests here and there.

God bless ya Fart Lips.
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Post by: anaconda on April 16, 2011, 09:13:30 AM
the fun never ends!!

(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
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Post by: MrLuck87 on April 16, 2011, 03:50:03 PM
(http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4302/iwanttobelieve.jpg) (http://img593.imageshack.us/i/iwanttobelieve.jpg/)
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Post by: FartLips on April 23, 2011, 07:54:47 AM
That's my new screensaver on my Droid. Thanks!
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Post by: molotov on May 03, 2011, 02:29:45 AM
(http://xmages.net/storage/10/1/0/9/6/upload/fca769ad.png)
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Post by: MrLuck87 on May 10, 2011, 07:23:02 PM
(http://imageshack.us/m/42/6128/avatar96.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/avatar96.png/)
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Post by: Buick GN on July 11, 2011, 01:58:25 AM
HFSPR!!!
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Post by: Buick GN on July 24, 2011, 12:41:50 AM
Why did the music fanatic know as Vinnie cross the road......?











To interview a band called The Melvins!
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Post by: Dumpster D on January 07, 2012, 09:53:02 PM
There you have it, transfer from analog to digital can be kind of tricky. Give him another 5 years and the job will be done.
Patience is a virtue.


The total and bitter Truth.

 :(
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Post by: esmeclark82 on April 15, 2012, 10:24:12 PM
what is his favorite porn star/conspiracy theory/book?
Have fun!
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Post by: Idlehanz on April 15, 2012, 10:41:11 PM
what is his favorite porn star/conspiracy theory/book?
Have fun!

You should probably take notice of the date this thread was created and then read the whole thing if you have an hour :)
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Post by: revolvertigo on June 27, 2012, 11:35:25 AM
This is the most hilarious thread I've ever read on a forum board. Should be given an award.
I registered just to say this and keep this thread alive  8).



I wonder if this interview turns up someday, if it even existed....Or did I miss the link to it? Bhahaha

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Post by: jules on June 27, 2012, 01:15:01 PM
This is the most hilarious thread I've ever read on a forum board. Should be given an award.
I registered just to say this and keep this thread alive  8).



I wonder if this interview turns up someday, if it even existed....Or did I miss the link to it? Bhahaha
YOU should be given an award for the reason you gave for joining this madness. Start a rumour! Go on!
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Post by: MrLuck87 on June 27, 2012, 08:26:13 PM
i tried pointing my digital camera at a television screen playing the video, and after an hour of taping i looked at it and it was totally unrecognizable. 

-VC Feb 8th, 2006

I know it's probably crazy to actually suggest something at this point but why the hell not.  Both video cameras and youtube have improved drastically since the beginning of 2006.  A Sony Flip HD camera I bought used for $80 will let me film things off my TV in pretty decent quality.  Not to mention that youtube let's you upload huge files now too so he wouldn't have to worry about chopping up the video.

I can still dream of seeing the interview one day, right? 
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Post by: anaconda on June 27, 2012, 08:33:43 PM
our very own brian (a tech knowledge bank) offered to transfer this from vhs to digital
numerous times and vinney did not mail it to him numerous times. i think this
is very telling.

I love Vinney, but seriously man SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!
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Post by: MrLuck87 on June 27, 2012, 08:54:50 PM
our very own brian (a tech knowledge bank) offered to transfer this from vhs to digital
numerous times and vinney did not mail it to him numerous times. i think this
is very telling.

I love Vinney, but seriously man SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!

Haha I know, I know.  I'm just saying at this point his phone probably films better than whatever camera he was using 7 years ago! 
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Post by: revolvertigo on June 28, 2012, 08:10:37 AM
Haha
The INTERVIEW WITNESSES and their elusive leader, the almighty possessor of the one and only copy of the Holy VHS tape (no one's alowed to watch it, or to hear the Interview or - even worse - make a transcript of it!) 8)
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Post by: FartLips on June 28, 2012, 08:15:58 AM
he says its been transferred to dvd, but can't get it on a computer. :?
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Post by: kdools on June 28, 2012, 10:19:51 AM
he says its been transferred to dvd, but can't get it on a computer. :?

 #-o
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Post by: FartLips on June 28, 2012, 10:32:22 AM
IN7ERVIEW!!!!!!!
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Post by: MrLuck87 on June 28, 2012, 11:22:32 AM

(http://s14.postimage.org/lvrzea4rl/MV5_BMTQw_NTU3_MTE4_NF5_BMl5_Ban_Bn_Xk_Ft_ZTcw_OTgx_NDM2_Mg.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
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Post by: Illusionator on June 28, 2012, 12:21:59 PM

(http://s14.postimage.org/lvrzea4rl/MV5_BMTQw_NTU3_MTE4_NF5_BMl5_Ban_Bn_Xk_Ft_ZTcw_OTgx_NDM2_Mg.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

Christ there's not lust in the interview is there?
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Post by: FartLips on June 28, 2012, 06:45:12 PM
Christ there's not lust in the interview is there?
No but plenty of greed.  :wink: :lol:
and a shit ton of sloth!
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Post by: blacksanta on July 11, 2012, 01:33:16 PM
So, Mike and the Melvins release dates?
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Post by: FartLips on July 12, 2012, 04:16:42 PM
So, Mike and the Melvins release dates?
vinney has 'em.

hi blacksanta!
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 12, 2012, 05:18:17 PM
Hey Blacksanta, did you get your law degree??
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Post by: blacksanta on July 12, 2012, 08:47:41 PM
Oh yeah, finished that shit up beginning of 2010. Practicing for two years now, married, wife, kids, suburbia. Looking forward to the Lite show on the 18th.
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Post by: blacksanta on July 12, 2012, 08:48:34 PM
My goal is to break 1000 posts by my 10 year anniversary on this board next year :lol:
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Post by: Vcavallo on July 27, 2012, 09:35:45 AM
Wow I can't believe this shit is still active. hahahhahaha this is too funny.

So. An update here: I have a DVD of it sitting in my apartment (my uncle was kind enough to transfer it) but the last time I was there I found a dead mouse on the floor and got distracted with disposing of it and went out again after. I'll probably grab it this weekend and upload it pretty soon. Right? Right.
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Post by: DC on July 27, 2012, 09:43:01 AM
FUCK
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Post by: dead mike on July 27, 2012, 09:46:44 AM
And to think, someone had actually suggested that keeping this thread stickied had no point.
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Post by: black stallion on July 27, 2012, 11:21:51 AM
I'll probably grab it this weekend and upload it pretty soon. Right? Right.

 :shock:
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Post by: (((O))) on July 27, 2012, 12:13:03 PM
I'll probably grab it this weekend and upload it pretty soon. Right? Right.

 :shock:
:shock: :shock:

The holy grail of Melvins interviews potentially just in sight!!!

This is too much to bare! Or bear!
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Post by: glen on July 27, 2012, 12:23:27 PM
it's all a figment of your imagination.
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Post by: DC on July 27, 2012, 12:25:54 PM
5 bucks says ol' V posts it on December 22nd then KA-BOOM nuke-u-lar holocaust fries every dvd player from here to Thailand.
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Post by: glen on July 27, 2012, 12:29:42 PM
5 bucks says ol' V posts it on December 22nd then KA-BOOM nuke-u-lar holocaust fries every dvd player from here to Thailand.

if a nuclear holocaust fries my DVD player I am going to be pissed.
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Post by: DC on July 27, 2012, 12:41:49 PM
5 bucks says ol' V posts it on December 22nd then KA-BOOM nuke-u-lar holocaust fries every dvd player from here to Thailand.

if a nuclear holocaust fries my DVD player I am going to be pissed.

I'd be more about the band of foot worshiping neo-nerds approaching from the south west, armed to the teeth and coming for your wimmen'.
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Post by: jules on July 27, 2012, 12:43:33 PM
it's all a figment of your imagination.
Glen, in case it's really going to happen, can you make it impossible for him to post it for eight years? Play him at his own game kinda thing?
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Post by: (((O))) on July 27, 2012, 12:45:45 PM
5 bucks says ol' V posts it on December 22nd then KA-BOOM nuke-u-lar holocaust fries every dvd player from here to Thailand.

if a nuclear holocaust fries my DVD player I am going to be pissed.

I'd be more about the band of foot worshiping neo-nerds approaching from the south west, armed to the teeth and coming for your wimmen'.
In a post apocalyptic world i would most like to weather it out with DC. Afterall he's got guns, is young so can do all the heavy work, hunting/gathering etc plus would be able to entice any and all wandering female outcasts back to camp for a nightcap.  :)
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Post by: black stallion on July 27, 2012, 01:09:59 PM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
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Post by: dead mike on July 27, 2012, 01:49:21 PM
EXCLUSIVE!!!

Here is a very special sneak preview clip (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/14413#) from the Vinnie-Buzz interview!

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Post by: FartLips on July 28, 2012, 10:52:15 PM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!
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Post by: Dan_Halen on July 29, 2012, 06:49:26 AM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:
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Post by: glen on July 30, 2012, 11:48:59 AM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.     
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Post by: jules on July 30, 2012, 12:39:17 PM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.
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Post by: black stallion on July 30, 2012, 12:46:49 PM
i swear if Vinney should ever post the interview i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
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Post by: (((O))) on July 30, 2012, 12:50:01 PM
i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
:lol:


Hey wait, in English?  :o
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Post by: black stallion on July 30, 2012, 12:50:53 PM
i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
:lol:


Hey wait, in English?  :o

yeah or "intervista" which is the italian translation
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Post by: jules on July 30, 2012, 12:54:00 PM
i swear if Vinney should ever post the interview i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
I've just got back from Haiti. While I was there, I made a million little dolls of Vinnie from wool from fucked sheep that had been cursed by an Elder. Every night at midnight, wherever I may be, I light a candle, say the special words and cut off the tiny hands of the Cursed Vinnie Dolls (CVDs) with scissors so he will never NEVER NEVER NEVER be able to post the interview.

M....

Mw........

Mwa.............

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Dan_Halen on July 30, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
I heard a rumor that the Government paid off Vinney years back to destroy the footage and never post it.
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Post by: (the) flutter nuts on July 30, 2012, 04:56:09 PM
They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.
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Post by: Dan_Halen on July 30, 2012, 06:29:16 PM
They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

The person is actually a sleeper cell. The secret code phrase is something that nobody would ever accidentally say in real life.
The phrase is: "I wish Amphetamine Reptile would press less copies of the records they put out"  :lol:
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Post by: (the) flutter nuts on July 30, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

The person is actually a sleeper cell. The secret code phrase is something that nobody would ever accidentally say in real life.
The phrase is: "I wish Amphetamine Reptile would press less copies of the records they put out"  :lol:

 :D
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Post by: Hot Pants on August 02, 2012, 05:34:32 AM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.
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Post by: dead mike on August 02, 2012, 08:35:56 PM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.
Ken Burns should produce a 40-part documentary.
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Post by: FartLips on August 04, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.
that would be glen's department.
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Post by: Dan_Halen on August 04, 2012, 07:49:59 PM
The story of the interview has been passed down by word of mouth, translated from 100's of dead languages and edited by kings. There is little to no truth in it at this point...oh wait I'm thinking of another made up story. My bad.

I shall sit and wait for the interview with great enthusiasm....
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Post by: Dan_Halen on August 22, 2012, 09:40:47 AM
Wondering here, if the elusive interview were to appear would this thread be unsticked do you think?  :-k :nerd:

The actual interview would only ruin this thread at this point! :lol:
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Post by: Buick GN on September 10, 2012, 06:59:10 AM
The Interview's 7th anniversary is soon approaching

My neighbor has been purchasing party favors, kegs of brew, candy, sides of beef, & liquor for weeks now.

She's sooo excited to be hosting this year's annual NorCal interview anniversary 3 day grand gala.

I'm fucking jacked! Can't wait!!
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Post by: Hortense on September 12, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
So what's the scoop on this elusive interview?  What became of Vinny?  Is he still around? 

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Post by: glen on September 12, 2012, 03:22:24 PM
So what's the scoop on this elusive interview?  What became of Vinny?  Is he still around?

its all in the book.
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Post by: Hortense on September 12, 2012, 05:47:58 PM
Neither here nor there?

It's eluded me still.  Can you talk about it here, O Leader, or do I have to wait until I have 300 dollars to buy the book?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on September 13, 2012, 07:50:48 AM
Vinney lives.

at last report INTERVIEW SEARCH was command number 127 in the control sequence of the Mars rover 'Curiosity'.
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Post by: Illusionator on September 13, 2012, 08:09:20 AM
Vinney lives.

at last report INTERVIEW SEARCH was command number 127 in the control sequence of the Mars rover 'Curiosity'.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: That Glen
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Post by: FartLips on September 15, 2012, 02:04:58 PM
vinney said he was gonna celebrate the anni of the interview by interviewing the melvins. fuck.
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Post by: Buick GN on October 27, 2012, 08:28:11 AM
The Interview's 7th anniversary is soon approaching

My neighbor has been purchasing party favors, kegs of brew, candy, sides of beef, & liquor for weeks now.

She's sooo excited to be hosting this year's annual NorCal interview anniversary 3 day grand gala.

I'm fucking jacked! Can't wait!!
Fuxing off the hook, full throttle, and balls out! Wow, what a stellar event. The 3 day shin dig over flowed into a 4th day.

Local law enforcement came into play 7 hours into the first day..luckily my neighbor is a dispatcher for the fuzz & she ironed out the issues.

Photos coming soon.

How did everyone's 7th anni galas go?

I have a few tees left over. I'll grab the sizes & note them in the photo post.
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Post by: jonE5 on October 27, 2012, 11:25:41 AM
The Interview's 7th anniversary is soon approaching

My neighbor has been purchasing party favors, kegs of brew, candy, sides of beef, & liquor for weeks now.

She's sooo excited to be hosting this year's annual NorCal interview anniversary 3 day grand gala.

I'm fucking jacked! Can't wait!!
Fuxing off the hook, full throttle, and balls out! Wow, what a stellar event. The 3 day shin dig over flowed into a 4th day.

Local law enforcement came into play 7 hours into the first day..luckily my neighbor is a dispatcher for the fuzz & she ironed out the issues.

Photos coming soon.

How did everyone's 7th anni galas go?

I have a few tees left over. I'll grab the sizes & note them in the photo post.

I Freakin' Love this place   :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Hot Pants on October 28, 2012, 11:51:05 PM
So what's the scoop on this elusive interview?  What became of Vinny?  Is he still around? 



it's coming. keep your shorts on!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: anaconda on October 30, 2012, 09:04:56 AM
Wow I can't believe this shit is still active. hahahhahaha this is too funny.

So. An update here: I have a DVD of it sitting in my apartment (my uncle was kind enough to transfer it) but the last time I was there I found a dead mouse on the floor and got distracted with disposing of it and went out again after. I'll probably grab it this weekend and upload it pretty soon. Right? Right.

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Post by: jules on October 30, 2012, 09:14:15 AM
Distracted by a dead mouse. For 3 months.  :lol: :lol:
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Post by: MrLuck87 on October 30, 2012, 07:51:34 PM
Buzz: We unfortunately had to depart with Kevin.  However our new line up is very exciting!  I can't talk much about it, but I assure you it will kill all redneck pricks and murder city devils.

Vinny: Any thoughts on today's mainstream bands?

Buzz: Axel Rose is such a crybaby tool.  How many years and how much money does he need to release his shitty cock rock album?  If it ever comes out all of their fans are probably going to hate it anyway.  Doesn't that guy have enough money?  Every dollar spent on his shitty album could have been spent helping people in New Orleans.  Wasn't hurricane Katrina fucked up?


(Buzz and Vinny probably didn't have this conversation and both of them were poorly imitated.  This was shit that I made up.  If you can't figure that out you're a dumbass.)
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Post by: dead mike on October 31, 2012, 08:54:45 PM
Buzz: We unfortunately had to depart with Kevin.  However our new line up is very exciting!  I can't talk much about it, but I assure you it will kill all redneck pricks and murder city devils.

Vinny: Any thoughts on today's mainstream bands?

Buzz: Axel Rose is such a crybaby tool.  How many years and how much money does he need to release his shitty cock rock album?  If it ever comes out all of their fans are probably going to hate it anyway.  Doesn't that guy have enough money?  Every dollar spent on his shitty album could have been spent helping people in New Orleans.  Wasn't hurricane Katrina fucked up?


(Buzz and Vinny probably didn't have this conversation and both of them were poorly imitated.  This was shit that I made up.  If you can't figure that out you're a dumbass.)
No, I think you were pretty spot on. I could actually picture him saying those things in exactly that way.
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Post by: DC on November 29, 2012, 10:35:54 PM
It's been 5 months since Vinny's last appearance
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Post by: BERZERKER on December 05, 2012, 11:52:06 PM
Is the interview underway?
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Post by: FartLips on December 30, 2012, 08:16:45 PM
Is the interview underway?
actually it's right behind you.
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Post by: jules on January 03, 2013, 09:59:46 AM
Oh, no, it isn't.
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Post by: BERZERKER on January 08, 2013, 01:20:59 PM
It`s been 8 years and some months, is it anywhere near soon?
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Post by: rictus on January 08, 2013, 01:27:22 PM
It`s been 8 years and some months, is it anywhere near soon?

Tomorrow. Or some time after that.
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Post by: (((O))) on January 08, 2013, 01:42:42 PM
If i ever make it to 100 im going to attribute waiting for this interview to getting me there. :)
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Post by: glen on January 08, 2013, 02:02:53 PM
I heard Vinney was waiting out the Mayan calender as a "SAVED BY THE BELL!!".
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Post by: Dan_Halen on January 19, 2013, 10:09:41 AM
SHOXOP actually had silk screened hand numbered limited edition copies of the interview but they all sold out in minutes.  :x
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Post by: (the) flutter nuts on January 20, 2013, 06:41:19 AM
SHOXOP actually had silk screened hand numbered limited edition copies of the interview but they all sold out in minutes.  :x

I'm waiting for the Mackie letterpress versions
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Post by: jonE5 on January 23, 2013, 09:51:58 AM
SHOXOP actually had silk screened hand numbered limited edition copies of the interview but they all sold out in minutes.  :x

I'm waiting for the Mackie letterpress versions

I heard they are holding on to some variations for a Box set further down the road
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Post by: brian on January 23, 2013, 10:26:32 AM
they're waiting for the next gen video format post-bluray so that they can truly do it justice
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Post by: BERZERKER on February 09, 2013, 12:26:13 PM
I saw there were new posts here since my last visit, but I guess it`s safe to say that there is no track of the interview yet?
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Post by: FartLips on February 17, 2013, 11:44:26 PM
vinney told me its on dvd now. just waiting for universal to pick it up i guess.
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Post by: BERZERKER on February 18, 2013, 04:20:59 AM
Since this interview was so long ago, does it exist on VHS or BETA?
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Post by: FartLips on February 23, 2013, 07:21:58 AM
Since this interview was so long ago, does it exist on VHS or BETA?
carved on a cave wall.
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Post by: BERZERKER on February 24, 2013, 08:59:47 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: deatheats on February 26, 2013, 06:36:32 PM
I heard Vinney was waiting out the Mayan calender as a "SAVED BY THE BELL!!".

The Mayan gods angrily deny any responsibility in this whole affair!
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Post by: Vcavallo on March 22, 2013, 03:06:27 PM
Guys, chill out. It's coming, ok?
Jeez.
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Post by: GrimReaper on March 22, 2013, 03:16:46 PM

Ok. I know I can count on you.
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Post by: deatheats on March 22, 2013, 03:37:29 PM
Guys, chill out. It's coming, ok?
Jeez.

The interview lives! :lol:
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Post by: FartLips on March 23, 2013, 12:45:54 AM
i'm... too... tired...
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 23, 2013, 01:33:17 AM
We still lack the interview, but the interviewer is back!!!
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Post by: Buick GN on March 24, 2013, 01:25:07 AM
Guys, chill out. It's coming out on Lazer Disk, ok?
Jeez.

Stoked
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Post by: Hot Pants on April 24, 2013, 11:58:58 PM
Guys, chill out. It's coming, ok?
Jeez.

:buzz:
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Post by: (PAUL) on April 30, 2013, 08:19:32 PM

Ok. I know I can count on you.

Mistake number one  :P
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Post by: Buick GN on October 30, 2013, 03:30:08 AM
Happy Belated Eighth Year Interview Anniversary!!

HFSPR!!

(Oct 20, 2005)
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Post by: Buick GN on November 01, 2013, 07:52:45 PM
The Interview's 7th anniversary is soon approaching

My neighbor has been purchasing party favors, kegs of brew, candy, sides of beef, & liquor for weeks now.

She's sooo excited to be hosting this year's annual NorCal interview anniversary 3 day grand gala.

I'm fucking jacked! Can't wait!!

This years Northern Cali's 8th year interview anni rage has been notched up to FOUR days.

Scheduled dates are Nov 8, 9, 10, & 11 @ a private residence in Castella, CA. (Thanks Carole!!) Contact the Castle Creek Rd Chevron in Castella for info.

Last weekend I helped grade 2 acres on the property for parking. This year's activities include go Kart racing,(18 Karts provided w/ choice of two outside tracks - road cse & oval) white water rafting on the Trinity, (7 baloney boats provided - Big Bar, CA) & fishing.(Shasta Lake & Sacramento River - guides & 3 boats provided for the Lake on Sunday only)

Bring the noise!



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Post by: Buick GN on November 02, 2013, 11:55:03 AM
^ Received a text late last night that the Melvan is going to be trailered in for folks to view on Sat, Nov 9th. Scheduled arrival time is penciled in close to 2pm.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on November 02, 2013, 12:01:07 PM
I wonder what the chances are of having Vinney do interview 2.0 before the ten year anniversary??

(http://inspiretowin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/IsItPossible.jpg)
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Post by: Dumpster D on November 02, 2013, 12:47:19 PM
 :lol:.... :D.......... :)........... :|...... :?............. :(................. :cry:........... :cobain:
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Post by: meezer on February 16, 2014, 09:42:05 AM
Best thread ever! So glad I stuck with it. INTERVIEW!!

quote:
(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
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Post by: Dumpster D on March 13, 2014, 04:51:23 AM
Wow

This whole Time Ive been wondering what HFSPR stood for.

Der

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Post by: meezer on March 16, 2014, 07:34:28 AM
Best thread ever! So glad I stuck with it. INTERVIEW!!

quote:
(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
Ok. I did not put that animated stuff on there. Wtf is a going on here?
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Post by: (PAUL) on March 16, 2014, 10:02:08 AM
Best thread ever! So glad I stuck with it. INTERVIEW!!

quote:
(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
Ok. I did not put that animated stuff on there. Wtf is a going on here?

His name is Conda. Anaconda.
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Post by: meezer on March 16, 2014, 10:14:42 AM
Best thread ever! So glad I stuck with it. INTERVIEW!!

quote:
(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
Ok. I did not put that animated stuff on there. Wtf is a going on here?

His name is Conda. Anaconda.
thx. Public Service Announcement: If you think you might want to hurt/ kill yourself/ others, in the near future, please contact me. I'll talk you down off that ledge. It's like they say, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem!
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 19, 2014, 06:23:07 AM
Is the interview on the way?
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Post by: Dumpster D on March 19, 2014, 03:20:36 PM
Yes.  :bs:
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Post by: FartLips on May 11, 2014, 09:50:43 AM
Is the interview on the way?
keep the faith.
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Post by: BERZERKER on May 11, 2014, 11:24:31 AM
Is the interview on the way?
keep the faith.

Is it?!   :P
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Post by: jules on June 11, 2014, 02:33:25 PM
Is the interview on the way?
keep the faith.
No Gods. No Interviews.
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Post by: meezer on June 11, 2014, 09:03:59 PM
Is this the reason why Vinnie quit coming around?  :-k
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Post by: FartLips on June 15, 2014, 05:42:31 AM
Is this the reason why Vinnie quit coming around?  :-k
no, he lost the bbs too.
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Post by: LuckMach3 on July 27, 2014, 09:52:42 AM
I stumbled upon this comment on youtube.  The irony is amazing.

(http://s27.postimg.org/acy5mvlw3/Screenshot_24.png) (http://postimage.org/)


 :lol:
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Post by: meezer on July 27, 2014, 10:39:26 AM
I stumbled upon this comment on youtube.  The irony is amazing.

(http://s27.postimg.org/acy5mvlw3/Screenshot_24.png) (http://postimage.org/)


 :lol:
PURE GOLD!!!!  :lol:
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Post by: Buckwheato on July 27, 2014, 10:44:20 AM
He should do another interview.
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Post by: meezer on July 29, 2014, 10:15:30 AM
Which interview is this comment from? Kids Interview Rock Stars? I thought they held their own.  :lol:
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Post by: meezer on October 15, 2014, 06:47:11 AM
Went looking for this. Surprised to see that it lost its sticky status.  :shock:
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Post by: brian on October 15, 2014, 08:08:33 AM
Went looking for this. Surprised to see that it lost its sticky status.  :shock:

who did this? it is to remain 'stickied' for the life of the forum.
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Post by: Idlehanz on October 15, 2014, 08:13:05 AM
Went looking for this. Surprised to see that it lost its sticky status.  :shock:

who did this? it is to remain 'stickied' for the life of the forum.

Someone's gonna get a spanking.
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Post by: brian on October 15, 2014, 08:23:54 AM
Went looking for this. Surprised to see that it lost its sticky status.  :shock:

who did this? it is to remain 'stickied' for the life of the forum.

Someone's gonna get a spanking.

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/003/866/nfNeT7YvTozx0cv7ze3mplZpo1_500.gif)
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Post by: glen on October 15, 2014, 08:28:43 AM
not it!
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Post by: meezer on October 15, 2014, 08:41:57 AM
Oh shit! What did I start, this time?!!!  :shock:
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Post by: Hot Pants on October 15, 2014, 09:53:38 AM
Haha
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Post by: jules on October 15, 2014, 09:57:10 AM
Someone's gonna get a spanking.
Are you sure it wasn't you? You were up to no good on here the other night!  You wee rascal.   :lol:
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Post by: Idlehanz on October 15, 2014, 09:58:27 AM
Someone's gonna get a spanking.
Are you sure it wasn't you? You were up to no good on here the other night!  You wee rascal.   :lol:

I'm positive it wasn't me. If it was, I'd admit to it.  :)
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Post by: jules on October 15, 2014, 10:01:20 AM
Someone's gonna get a spanking.
Are you sure it wasn't you? You were up to no good on here the other night!  You wee rascal.   :lol:

I'm positive it wasn't me. If it was, I'd admit to it.  :)
:D
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Post by: ilduclo on October 15, 2014, 12:53:36 PM
Went looking for this. Surprised to see that it lost its sticky status.  :shock:

who did this? it is to remain 'stickied' for the life of the forum.

Someone's gonna get a spanking.

"spank me! SPANK ME! And then, the oral sex!"

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Post by: jules on October 15, 2014, 12:55:43 PM
Went looking for this. Surprised to see that it lost its sticky status.  :shock:

who did this? it is to remain 'stickied' for the life of the forum.

Someone's gonna get a spanking.

"spank me! SPANK ME! And then, the oral sex!"
Ha! I just watched that!   :D
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Post by: LuckMach3 on October 15, 2014, 10:28:32 PM
(http://s4.postimg.org/n257mly1p/Interview.png) (http://postimage.org/)

 :lol:

I guess we're going to have to accept that we're never getting the interview.
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Post by: deatheats on October 16, 2014, 08:24:59 AM
(http://s4.postimg.org/n257mly1p/Interview.png) (http://postimage.org/)

 :lol:

I guess we're going to have to accept that we're never getting the interview.

BLASPHEMY!  I just heard it is going to be posted any day now.
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Post by: meezer on October 16, 2014, 08:43:54 AM
Conspiracy theory: Vinnie had a back door installed in the bbs, from when he was a mod ( did I get that right?). He hacked into the system and moved the thread. Why do this? Wouldn't you want to be played by Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves in Interview: The Movie: Doomsday Operation?  :D
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Post by: guesswhatilikethemelvins on October 21, 2014, 05:18:40 PM
i hope i didn't scare anyone wiith that subject line, and plaese excuese me if i make spelling errors, i am typing incredibly fast and i am shaking a bit.

i've just been told that if i get to boston by 6pm tomorrow, i am interviewing the FUCKING MELIVNS!!!!!! 
this point of this post is to get quesitons.  if anyone has any good questions i'll be sure to ask them. 
also, if anyone would like me to tell them anything special or something let me know. 
give me some good question ideas, i don't want to bore them.
i'lll be sure to give a shoutout from the whole bbs communiutey. \
holy fuck i can't believe this is ahpppening to me tomoror.w  i am more excited than i've ever been beofore i think.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so, if anhyone has any questions or special comments be sure to let me know ASAP!

I can still remember the first time I read this post.
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Post by: anaconda on October 21, 2014, 09:01:07 PM
(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
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Post by: ZILLA on December 13, 2014, 02:11:31 PM
Please ask them to make bigger T-Shirts, 4xlt here. T stands for tall.

But seriously:

Did Shirley Temple attend any Melvins Concerts or sessions?
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Post by: meezer on December 13, 2014, 02:18:04 PM
Please ask them to make bigger T-Shirts, 4xlt here. T stands for tall.

But seriously:

Did Shirley Temple attend any Melvins Concerts or sessions?
Vcavallo: last active-September 18, 2013.
He's on Google+, though.
Maybe he can address these queries at his next King Buzzo interview.  :lol:
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=96 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=96)
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Post by: Fureon Nectarmoon on December 14, 2014, 04:45:33 AM
At this point, we need these shirts:

(http://i.imgur.com/FVttCpP.jpg)
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Post by: jules on December 14, 2014, 08:37:01 AM
 :lol: :lol:
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Post by: meezer on December 14, 2014, 08:42:47 AM
At this point, we need these shirts:

(http://i.imgur.com/FVttCpP.jpg)
Great capture of the brain splatter!  =D&gt;

Do you have 100% cotton for Captain Howdy?  :-k
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Post by: Captain Howdy on December 15, 2014, 08:07:58 AM
It better be a Tultex.
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Post by: meezer on December 15, 2014, 08:25:50 AM
It better be a Tultex.
Short for turtleneck?   :-k

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Post by: ZILLA on January 09, 2015, 02:41:38 PM
I was like, that pic looks familiar... enlarge... Okay that's definitely my bedspread at my parents house. Definitely a picture I took unless meezer has breached security.
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Post by: Captain Howdy on January 09, 2015, 02:49:37 PM
I was like, that pic looks familiar... enlarge... Okay that's definitely my bedspread at my parents house. Definitely a picture I took unless meezer has breached security.

Look behind you.



 :shock:
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Post by: meezer on January 09, 2015, 03:45:29 PM
 :lol: snagged it off Facebook. But DON'T turn on a black light in there!  :P
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Post by: ZILLA on January 13, 2015, 12:15:36 AM
:lol: snagged it off Facebook. But DON'T turn on a black light in there!  :P

If you turn on a blacklight on in there it can be seen from space!
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Post by: meezer on January 13, 2015, 05:23:05 AM
:lol: snagged it off Facebook. But DON'T turn on a black light in there!  :P

If you turn on a blacklight on in there it can be seen from space!
:lol:
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Post by: glen on January 13, 2015, 06:36:54 AM
ZILLA...  buddy... we're talking about your mom and dad's bed spread here.  are you still comfortable with where this conversation is going?
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Post by: anaconda on January 13, 2015, 08:54:09 AM
At this point, we need these shirts:

(http://i.imgur.com/FVttCpP.jpg)

 =D&gt; =D&gt; =D&gt;
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Post by: brian on January 13, 2015, 10:30:38 AM
should we get a kickstarter going so that he posts this interview on Oct 20 of this year for the 10th anniversary of the thread?
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Post by: glen on January 13, 2015, 11:57:07 AM
should we get a kickstarter going so that he posts this interview on Oct 20 of this year for the 10th anniversary of the thread?


one million dollars says he doesn't.  in fact....  I'd be willing to bet the very future of mankind.
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Post by: meezer on January 13, 2015, 02:47:46 PM
Still looking for adapters and other accessories, he is.  :)
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Post by: Captain Howdy on January 13, 2015, 02:48:52 PM
Still looking for adapters and other accessories, he is.  :)

Thanks Yoda.
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 19, 2015, 06:37:37 AM
I`ve found the interview! It lay floating inside a bottle in the Bergen Harbour. A big bottle that contains a cd-rom! It`s dated...lets see.....october 20th 2005....
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Post by: meezer on March 19, 2015, 07:09:48 AM
Having never interacted with Vinnie, it's funny to me that he either doesn't remember key facts about the interview saga, is very scatter-brained or is a pathological liar. Either way, we win!  :D

"I have the VHS tape still. I will give it up to some sort of video wizard for these purposes.
I haven't let it out of my clutches (or watched it) for about a decade, but I'd do it for this.

if someone wants to trickle this news to the appropriate endpoints i'd happily comply. HAPPILY.
(also what's "HFSPR"? my google is broken)"
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Post by: dontyoutellme on March 29, 2015, 11:37:58 AM
there's hope?

[attachment deleted by admin]
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Post by: meezer on March 29, 2015, 11:54:31 AM
Yeah, Vinnie. That's a thing to do.   [-X
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Post by: DC on March 29, 2015, 12:45:48 PM
MOTHERFUCKER
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Post by: vince furnier on March 29, 2015, 05:25:13 PM
http://youtu.be/NIs-bjPv3Bc (http://youtu.be/NIs-bjPv3Bc)
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Post by: crushr24 on March 29, 2015, 06:35:10 PM
Does anyone have the Vinny/Bullhead photo from years ago?  Vinny, post it up.
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Post by: anaconda on March 29, 2015, 07:53:53 PM
vinney/bullhead??  explain please, was it him holding a copy of it????????
i don't have a clue what you're referencing, but i have every image posted
here in the last 12 years archived. so i may have it, but i need clarification
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Post by: meezer on March 29, 2015, 08:17:29 PM
the recent one, with the cover of bullhead fruit bowl w/ Dale and Buzz super imposed over?
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Post by: crushr24 on March 29, 2015, 09:20:03 PM
Years ago, back on the original nerd email list a 12 year old Vinny posted a photo of himself doing the Buzz Bullhead pose...like this:

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8202/8184328751_f8cd07f0c1_z.jpg)
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 29, 2015, 09:25:58 PM
Years ago, back on the original nerd email list a 12 year old Vinny posted a photo of himself doing the Buzz Bullhead pose...like this:

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8202/8184328751_f8cd07f0c1_z.jpg)
:lol:
I know what you're talking about.
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Post by: crushr24 on March 29, 2015, 09:31:56 PM
I think Vinny is hilarious and I would luv to see that photo again. 
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Post by: anaconda on March 29, 2015, 09:47:00 PM
holy shit, that was even before my time but i remember it vaguely.

you must of been around here from day one, with the old melvins shack crowd
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Post by: LuckMach3 on March 29, 2015, 10:15:54 PM
(http://s9.postimg.org/berb2wl7z/bigfoot_Melvins_Final.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
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Post by: Dumpster D on March 30, 2015, 02:47:17 AM
Maybe this is what all the Melvins Documentary Bonus DVD will include, you will all get what you deserve.  :lol:
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 30, 2015, 01:25:37 PM
The question is: Was there stuff said in this interview that has never been uttered in other interviews with the mighty Melvins?
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Post by: oldies radio on March 30, 2015, 08:14:24 PM
The question is: Was there stuff said in this interview that has nevered been uttered in other,interviews?
mind if I answer your question with a question?  :wink:
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Post by: BERZERKER on March 30, 2015, 10:23:57 PM
The question is: Was there stuff said in this interview that has nevered been uttered in other,interviews?
mind if I answer your question with a question?  :wink:

Careful or I'll outrun you with my future car!!
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Post by: crushr24 on April 02, 2015, 04:11:20 PM
Here it is...King Buzzo's Son!

(http://oi59.tinypic.com/55ffoh.jpg)
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Post by: meezer on April 02, 2015, 04:52:59 PM
Youthful. He seems more like a burned out hippie, from the tone of this thread.
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Post by: BERZERKER on April 04, 2015, 04:08:57 AM
Here it is...King Buzzo's Son!

(http://oi59.tinypic.com/55ffoh.jpg)

 :lol:
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Post by: deatheats on April 09, 2015, 12:47:40 PM
Did y'all see Vinney's post on the Kickstarter page?

"inDEEEEEEEEED!!"

 :lol:
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Post by: DC on April 29, 2015, 06:06:39 PM
Man. 30 years old today. Interviewed Buzz when he was what, 21? 22? Spent almost the entire duration of his 20s a dirty, dirty, filthy liar.

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Post by: meezer on April 29, 2015, 09:39:24 PM
Happy Birthday, Interview Dude!!!  :ohsnap: :banana: :ohsnap: :banana: :ohsnap: :banana: :ohsnap: :banana:
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Post by: BERZERKER on May 24, 2015, 09:14:35 AM
I hears the interview ran away and is hiding sonewhere in Mexico.
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Post by: ZILLA on June 08, 2015, 04:26:51 PM
Yesterday a hot ass chick at my house for the first time asks "Who is your favorite melvins bass player?"

 :microwave:

Jesus, I did not see that one coming.

I said I like them all you heard the new Hepa - titus LP?
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Post by: meezer on June 08, 2015, 10:01:13 PM
Was she just asking for directions? Just happened to notice all the rare Melvins posters plastered on the front of your house?  :D
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Post by: Vcavallo on June 29, 2015, 06:56:59 AM
Man. 30 years old today. Interviewed Buzz when he was what, 21? 22? Spent almost the entire duration of his 20s a dirty, dirty, filthy liar.

I very much laughed out loud when I read this.
But now, since my 20s are as dead as that cat from the back of that Melvins album now is, it's probably time to start living cleanly. Stop being such a filthy, horrible rumor-promoter...

There is no interview.

Anyone can get a VHS tape box and write some shit on it and hand it to a Bigfoot. Are fucking morons?! Wait no, NOW I'm joking. Of course there's an interview. I think. IM DROWNING IN LIES! I have the interview in my hand and I'm going to drop it in the mail to crushr this week, since he offered to do all the work for me and I only do things when someone else does them for me instead.
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Post by: meezer on June 29, 2015, 06:58:49 AM
 =D&gt;
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Post by: DC on June 29, 2015, 08:05:01 AM
Man. 30 years old today. Interviewed Buzz when he was what, 21? 22? Spent almost the entire duration of his 20s a dirty, dirty, filthy liar.

I very much laughed out loud when I read this.
But now, since my 20s are as dead as that cat from the back of that Melvins album now is, it's probably time to start living cleanly. Stop being such a filthy, horrible rumor-promoter...

There is no interview.

Anyone can get a VHS tape box and write some shit on it and hand it to a Bigfoot. Are fucking morons?! Wait no, NOW I'm joking. Of course there's an interview. I think. IM DROWNING IN LIES! I have the interview in my hand and I'm going to drop it in the mail to crushr this week, since he offered to do all the work for me and I only do things when someone else does them for me instead.

What's the over/under on this?
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Post by: Vcavallo on June 29, 2015, 11:54:00 AM
I just stopped by the book signing in NYC and this was the transaction:

- Vinney: hi buzz. Are you familiar with the Melvins message board?
-Buzz: hah, yea. (Wipes sweat from just-played set)
- v: (holds up tape) I interviewed you about 10 years ago in Boston ---
- b: -- I think I remember that --
- v: -- the guys on that forum have been bugging me almost daily for a decade to prove this exists and upload it to YouTube. I was hoping you could sign it as proof..
- b: (laughs and signs it)
- v: Thanks! I'll tell them you said you remember it!
- b: I do remember it!!

EDIT - goddamnit the picture looks upside down... Fuck it.


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Post by: (the) flutter nuts on June 29, 2015, 12:10:00 PM
I just stopped by the book signing in NYC and this was the transaction:

- Vinney: hi buzz. Are you familiar with the Melvins message board?
-Buzz: hah, yea. (Wipes sweat from just-played set)
- v: (holds up tape) I interviewed you about 10 years ago in Boston ---
- b: -- I think I remember that --
- v: -- the guys on that forum have been bugging me almost daily for a decade to prove this exists and upload it to YouTube. I was hoping you could sign it as proof..
- b: (laughs and signs it)
- v: Thanks! I'll tell them you said you remember it!
- b: I do remember it!!

EDIT - goddamnit the picture looks upside down... Fuck it.

 =D&gt;  :lol:
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Post by: Green Honey on June 29, 2015, 12:12:32 PM
bravissimo!!  :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by: DC on June 29, 2015, 12:20:06 PM
Mother fucker.
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Post by: Vcavallo on June 29, 2015, 12:50:58 PM
Also: I realize this isn't the same as getting it uploaded to youtube, nor does it actually prove what's inside that tape. After all, I could have fabricated that entire dialog.

The sad truth is that I will soon get it online, and it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview. the living mystery will be replaced by a shitty youtube-player-shaped corpse. But I guess I'll do it anyway since you human monsters are so fucking persistent!
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Post by: glen on June 29, 2015, 01:04:04 PM
it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview.

 :lol:

did you ask buzz if he really knew kurt cobain? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79N7ph5r9A
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Post by: (PAUL) on June 29, 2015, 01:28:18 PM
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 29, 2015, 01:57:36 PM
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
:lol: Vinney has almost been redeemed!
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Post by: DC on June 29, 2015, 02:21:45 PM
Horseshit
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Post by: meezer on June 29, 2015, 06:54:55 PM
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
President Ford isn't around to pardon him  :P
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Post by: (PAUL) on June 29, 2015, 07:27:37 PM
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01112/mission_accomplish_1112950c.jpg)
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Post by: Sludgebaby on June 30, 2015, 05:10:14 PM
Maybe someone pulled a Trainspotting and switched the interview tape with amateur porn :lol:
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Post by: Hot Pants on July 02, 2015, 03:21:54 AM
holy fucking shit, PLEASE READ! developing news motherfuckers!!! lol

this is pretty amazing i have to say. of course it will never be the same if it actually comes true.

Vinney, i have a brand spanking new VHS to DVD machine that ive been using to transfer old tapes to digital. if you need help getting the tape transefered, send me a PM. not that i want to be partly blamed for the Decline of the Melvins BBS. but ya know. figured id offer.

not sure anyone actually wants this to happen. but still! the development is quite exciting.  :lol:

Also: I realize this isn't the same as getting it uploaded to youtube, nor does it actually prove what's inside that tape. After all, I could have fabricated that entire dialog.

The sad truth is that I will soon get it online, and it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview. the living mystery will be replaced by a shitty youtube-player-shaped corpse. But I guess I'll do it anyway since you human monsters are so fucking persistent!

just reading this is cracking me up.
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Post by: FartLips on July 04, 2015, 02:43:05 PM
Goddamn this even brought green honey out of the caves!
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Post by: Green Honey on July 07, 2015, 11:32:00 AM
Goddamn this even brought green honey out of the caves!

I live!
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Post by: dead mike on July 08, 2015, 09:21:58 PM
I have it on good authority that the interview will be something along these lines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiFrSgW3ZvU
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Post by: DC on July 09, 2015, 06:50:09 AM
Ah see once about every three years vinney comes round and he's all like "what's up guys glad to be back what'd I miss?" Then he fucks right off back into the ether. He's like Adam Warlock and his cocoon but instead of a fantastically strong laser beam shooting space traverser he's just ten pounds of dicktease in a five pounds bag.
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Post by: BERZERKER on July 14, 2015, 05:18:56 PM
DC deepthroats feet, Vinney fucks minds!
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Post by: THE DON on August 13, 2015, 01:03:09 AM
Helloooo ladies...
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Post by: crushr24 on September 22, 2015, 03:15:24 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Shits about to get real!!!

 :shock:
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Post by: jules on September 22, 2015, 03:17:06 PM
Holy fucking shit.
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Post by: meezer on September 22, 2015, 03:18:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Shits about to get real!!!

 :shock:
Are you in possession of "ze tape"?  :o
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Post by: DC on September 22, 2015, 03:23:19 PM
Horseapples.
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Post by: crushr24 on September 22, 2015, 06:52:13 PM
No, I don't have the tape nor am I getting the tape BUT Vinny sent email this morning saying the tape is in the mail.  The person getting the tape is much more technologically advanced than me, so rest assured.

 :anonymous: 
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Post by: DC on September 22, 2015, 07:32:43 PM
More of Vinneys dirty, filthy lies.
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Post by: meezer on September 22, 2015, 09:02:54 PM
More of Vinneys dirty, filthy lies.
Kinda rhymes with his signature.  :D
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Post by: Oscar on January 02, 2016, 06:00:56 AM
Any progress?
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Post by: jules on January 04, 2016, 04:17:15 AM
Any progress?
:lol: :lol:
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Post by: Buick GN on January 04, 2016, 09:40:09 PM
Any progress?
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: BERZERKER on January 05, 2016, 01:30:14 AM
Good to see Buick laugh, that charmeur has such a wholesome laughter, he`s adorable!
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Post by: FartLips on January 22, 2016, 05:37:37 AM
Good to see Buick laugh, that charmeur has such a wholesome laughter, he`s adorable!
fake.
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Post by: BERZERKER on January 22, 2016, 06:27:59 AM
Good to see Buick laugh, that charmeur has such a wholesome laughter, he`s adorable!
fake.

Nope, irony, sarcasm.
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Post by: (PAUL) on January 28, 2016, 03:46:04 PM
Anyone else find it sad that the Mike and the Melvins album is coming out before we get the INTERVIEW!!!!?
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Post by: jules on January 28, 2016, 04:51:26 PM
Anyone else find it sad that the Mike and the Melvins album is coming out before we get the INTERVIEW!!!!?
Imagine if the Interview was the cassette version of Three Men & A Baby.
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Post by: meezer on January 28, 2016, 08:14:51 PM
Too funny! Although technically, the interview has 2 months to catch up.  :lol:
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Post by: crushr24 on January 29, 2016, 06:19:17 PM
Supposedly Idle has the interview.
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Post by: meezer on January 29, 2016, 10:20:04 PM
Supposedly Idle has the interview.
....meaning Colossus Of Destiny: A Melvins Tale is actually the Vinterview!  :shock:
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Post by: Vcavallo on February 01, 2016, 08:44:32 AM
Supposedly Idle has the interview.

Yes, Idle has the interview. Or someone on this board works for UPS in new york and saw me drop it off and took it and melted it down in order to preserve the mystery.

Or Idle and I (and crushr) are all lying to you - as usual - for fun.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: rictus on February 03, 2016, 10:39:10 AM
I are lying to you - as usual - for fun.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So he finally admits it.  :^o
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Post by: (the) flutter nuts on February 03, 2016, 10:55:01 AM
The interview would be an neat easter egg for the dvd
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Post by: rictus on February 03, 2016, 11:06:23 AM
The interview would be an neat easter egg for the dvd

That easter egg is empty!   :lol:

(https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/3/16/1268732821248/How-to-make-an-Easter-egg-002.jpg)
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Post by: jules on February 03, 2016, 11:12:29 AM
The interview would be an neat easter egg for the dvd

That easter egg is empty!   :lol:

(https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/3/16/1268732821248/How-to-make-an-Easter-egg-002.jpg)

New Baby Jesus Easter Bundle: milk cocolate letterpress egg with signed Crucifiction Card - one special egg contains the original Vinney Interview. $199.
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Post by: rictus on February 03, 2016, 11:46:07 AM
The interview would be an neat easter egg for the dvd

That easter egg is empty!   :lol:

(https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/3/16/1268732821248/How-to-make-an-Easter-egg-002.jpg)

New Baby Jesus Easter Bundle: milk cocolate letterpress egg with signed Crucifiction Card - one special egg contains the original Vinney Interview. $199.

 :lol: When are they being released? Central time please.  :lol:


I actually would be on board with this, if there were a little edible baby jesus.
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Post by: jules on February 03, 2016, 12:01:20 PM
The interview would be an neat easter egg for the dvd

That easter egg is empty!   :lol:

(https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/3/16/1268732821248/How-to-make-an-Easter-egg-002.jpg)

New Baby Jesus Easter Bundle: milk cocolate letterpress egg with signed Crucifiction Card - one special egg contains the original Vinney Interview. $199.

 :lol: When are they being released? Central time please.  :lol:
After the cock has crowed thrice (Central)  (after the cock has crowed twice (EST))
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Post by: BERZERKER on February 04, 2016, 06:46:51 AM
At least the interviewer is back on the bbs! Can he give us a resymè?
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Post by: rictus on February 04, 2016, 07:48:53 AM
The interview would be an neat easter egg for the dvd

That easter egg is empty!   :lol:

(https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/3/16/1268732821248/How-to-make-an-Easter-egg-002.jpg)

New Baby Jesus Easter Bundle: milk cocolate letterpress egg with signed Crucifiction Card - one special egg contains the original Vinney Interview. $199.

 :lol: When are they being released? Central time please.  :lol:
After the cock has crowed thrice (Central)  (after the cock has crowed twice (EST))

When an eagle is seen holding a snake on a cactus (Pacific)
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Post by: 119 on October 18, 2017, 07:17:06 AM
INTERVIEW!!!!!!!
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Post by: 极限恐怖 on October 18, 2017, 08:39:30 AM
The interview holds mystical powers, it must not be unleashed for it will destroy us all.
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Post by: Idlehanz on May 16, 2019, 06:56:54 PM
5.17.19
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Post by: vince furnier on May 16, 2019, 07:12:45 PM
this thread can vote in a few years.  :shock: :lol:
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Post by: DC on May 16, 2019, 09:19:45 PM
5.17.19

A mystery wrapped in an enigma stuffed between two slices of empty promises create a sullen, hateful teenaged shit sandwich.

Posting it would be akin to heresy, I sincerely hope Brian shuts the board down if it actually happens, what else am I keeping my account for.

Nail this 95 Thesis of Horseshit upon the decadent walls of this Temple and a schism will rend the very fabric of reality.
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Post by: Vcavallo on May 17, 2019, 06:48:09 AM
 :o
5.17.19

...

Posting it would be akin to heresy, I sincerely hope Brian shuts the board down if it actually happens, what else am I keeping my account for.

...


careful what you wish for.

5.17.19
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Post by: glen on May 17, 2019, 07:44:16 AM
ladies and gentlemen... the Armageddon is upon us.

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Post by: Idlehanz on May 17, 2019, 08:35:03 AM
ladies and gentlemen... the Armageddon is upon us.
Enjoy this little time capsule.

https://youtu.be/Bab7UhtoGbk
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Post by: Vcavallo on May 17, 2019, 08:42:16 AM
^ told you fuckers it really happened. only took 15 years to prove it.

Where's the "share" button on a VHS cassette?
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Post by: Vcavallo on May 17, 2019, 08:45:04 AM
i will get the video and transcript up as quick as possible also.

I mean.. compared to the age of the universe this was basically instantaneous.
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 17, 2019, 08:46:14 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ukGm72ZLZvYfS/giphy.gif)
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 17, 2019, 09:15:14 AM
This is like birthday + Christmas wrapped into one. Thanks for posting!
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Post by: Jozzy on May 17, 2019, 09:17:26 AM
 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by: DC on May 17, 2019, 09:55:19 AM
These deepfake videos are getting real weird
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Post by: thor on May 17, 2019, 10:32:31 AM
Wow! As a fellow procrastinator, I say well done, sir. Well done.
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Post by: jules on May 17, 2019, 11:02:04 AM
Jesus   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: glen on May 17, 2019, 11:05:19 AM
nice knowing you guys.

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Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 17, 2019, 11:17:00 AM
Oh The Humanity!
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Post by: Vcavallo on May 17, 2019, 11:18:58 AM
nice knowing you guys.

Likewise! Good to be back - just in time for our demise.

It's very interesting for me to watch this video in the context of this forum. At the time of its recording I was 20 years old and practically living on this website. I'm 34 now and realizing that this beautiful community has been going strong ever since... It makes me really happy to see! 
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Post by: glen on May 17, 2019, 11:41:30 AM
and realizing that this beautiful community has been going strong ever since...


he don't know us so well, do he?


but for real...   the sad reality is there are oh.. say... about...  maybe...  8 of us left.

but for a while there..  OH MAN!! WE WERE SOMEBODY!!!   
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Post by: Vcavallo on May 17, 2019, 01:48:40 PM
i remember. I REMEMBER.

i dunno man, 8 might be a better number. there were some pretty zoo-y days around here back then... handfuls-of-shit-flinging days.
I'm pretty content with a "social media network" with 8 people and the user interface this site has.
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Post by: deatheats on May 17, 2019, 05:51:48 PM
The legend made flesh  :shock:

Can't say I'd ever see the day...kinda like legal   :toke:
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Post by: vince furnier on May 18, 2019, 09:06:30 AM
got a good reaction on fb.
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Post by: dead mike on May 18, 2019, 11:16:29 AM
These deepfake videos are getting real weird
LOL
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Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 18, 2019, 11:40:49 AM
Quote
I drove down from Burlington Vermont to see this show with my then-roommate. He worked for the radio station at our college. another friend of ours (and radio station employee) was in some kind of communication with some people from the melvins (possibly Tim Moss), and they/he basically suggested that we interview them at this show. Curt and I drove down early because we were supposed to do it before the show started. We were told that we couldn't do it before and that we'd have to do it afterwards.
After an amazing show, buzz came out and met us at the bar. I gave him an Icebot toy because i know he collects things like this. I also presented him some Cracker Barrel cheese that i bought on the way down because i heard that the melvins like it. This is apparently a rumor.
the interview went very well. Buzz was incredibly jovial and talkative, leading the conversation in all sorts of interesting directions. i sort of got the impression that he enjoyed being interviewed by an actual fan that listened to the music religiously as opposed to some press-idiot that talks about nirvana constantly. the interview was recorded onto VHS and as soon as i can get it transferred to digital format i will be posting it somewhere on the internet and will provide a link here and elsewhere.
after the interview, buzz signed some vinyl that i brought as well as a "Prick" shirt that i made a few years back. i told him that i wore it to This concert when he came out and apologized that we couldn't get in. he claimed to remember the incident but i suspect he was just telling me so to make me happy. as we were leaving i saw dale and told him they were great tonight. he offered to sign stuff and then he offered some drumsticks. i didn't even ask. the melvins are a fine bunch of guys.
I think i got back to Vermont late that night/early the next morning-just in time for class...
-VCavallo
http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/index.php?title=October_21,_2005
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Fureon Nectarmoon on May 18, 2019, 01:06:45 PM
Holy fucking shit. I wasn't here at the start of the journey but I am amazed to see its finish.
I expect either large anomalies all over the world from now on...
...or the opposite! Things falling into place and the world fixing itself.
This is a part of restoring the Universal Balance!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: jules on May 18, 2019, 01:17:32 PM
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I drove down from Burlington Vermont to see this show with my then-roommate. He worked for the radio station at our college. another friend of ours (and radio station employee) was in some kind of communication with some people from the melvins (possibly Tim Moss), and they/he basically suggested that we interview them at this show. Curt and I drove down early because we were supposed to do it before the show started. We were told that we couldn't do it before and that we'd have to do it afterwards.
After an amazing show, buzz came out and met us at the bar. I gave him an Icebot toy because i know he collects things like this. I also presented him some Cracker Barrel cheese that i bought on the way down because i heard that the melvins like it. This is apparently a rumor.
the interview went very well. Buzz was incredibly jovial and talkative, leading the conversation in all sorts of interesting directions. i sort of got the impression that he enjoyed being interviewed by an actual fan that listened to the music religiously as opposed to some press-idiot that talks about nirvana constantly. the interview was recorded onto VHS and as soon as i can get it transferred to digital format i will be posting it somewhere on the internet and will provide a link here and elsewhere.
after the interview, buzz signed some vinyl that i brought as well as a "Prick" shirt that i made a few years back. i told him that i wore it to This concert when he came out and apologized that we couldn't get in. he claimed to remember the incident but i suspect he was just telling me so to make me happy. as we were leaving i saw dale and told him they were great tonight. he offered to sign stuff and then he offered some drumsticks. i didn't even ask. the melvins are a fine bunch of guys.
I think i got back to Vermont late that night/early the next morning-just in time for class...
-VCavallo
http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/index.php?title=October_21,_2005
I'm welling up. You know the Italian Scene in Inglorious Basterds? From now on, if anyone officious asks me my name, I will place the thumb of my right hand against the tips of the two first fingers, raise my arm south of the elbow and proclaim that I'm "Vincenzo Cavallo" a la Antonio Margheriti in the following clip. You will be englorified for years to come:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krtnt191Drg
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 18, 2019, 02:06:01 PM
I'm Antonio Margheriti  "Vincenzo Cavallo"

I'm curious about the back story. Where was the tape the entire time? Was this a case of serious procrastination (Oh there's the tape, but I don't have a vcr) or maybe someone had stolen it, and great lengths were taken to recover it?
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: ilduclo on May 19, 2019, 07:31:49 AM
Ciao, Vincenzo, and arrividerchi!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Idlehanz on May 19, 2019, 11:49:42 AM



I'm curious about the back story. Where was the tape the entire time? Was this a case of serious procrastination (Oh there's the tape, but I don't have a vcr) or maybe someone had stolen it, and great lengths were taken to recover it?

I can't speak for Vinny, but I've had it for a few years now I think.  I finally bought a little device that connects a VCR to my laptop and records, so I finally got it done.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on May 19, 2019, 10:47:35 PM
I'm Antonio Margheriti  "Vincenzo Cavallo"

I'm curious about the back story. Where was the tape the entire time? Was this a case of serious procrastination (Oh there's the tape, but I don't have a vcr) or maybe someone had stolen it, and great lengths were taken to recover it?

equal parts procrastination (an art over which I have utter mastery), bouts of forgetfulness, paranoia and lack of access to technological means. I’ve carried the tape around to various places i’ve lived, keeping it amongst my most well-guarded treasures (only partially for my own sake - mostly because of the bizarre life of its own it assumed due to this board.) at one time i got my parents to keep it in a safe they have at their house  :lol:
my plan had always been to digitize it - as idlehanz finally did. i had a few people offer to help with that over the years but I was hesitant to let it out of my possession. nuts, i know. it was like just annoying enough to not deal with it at any given time, but important enough to me to not write off altogether. it was also sorta fun having it turn into this wacky cult legend!
Ryan was kind enough to offer to digitize the thing and I trusted him with it. I also liked that it sort of coincided with the documentary. felt like a good culmination for The Interview’s story.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 21, 2019, 10:53:54 AM
Nice, thanks Vinny and Idle, it turned out well. Excellent job with the actual interview btw, good questions, and I liked that you asked Buzz about his 'career ending injuries' + baseball comment.  :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: glen on May 21, 2019, 11:01:10 AM
haven't watched.  still in denial.

Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Vcavallo on May 21, 2019, 11:14:29 AM
Nice, thanks Vinny and Idle, it turned out well. Excellent job with the actual interview btw, good questions, and I liked that you asked Buzz about his 'career ending injuries' + baseball comment.  :lol:

Thanks, man! It was a long time ago and it's pretty funny to watch myself - I was clearly very nervous and excited. If I were to do it again I'd relax and just have a conversation; which Buzz clearly wanted to do. I kept asking very "band interviewy" questions. I don't even think I said "hey how are you doing?" when we sat down hah.

also I don't know what the fuck we were doing with a VHS camcorder in 2005... It makes the interview seem like it took place in 1989!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: blacksanta on May 22, 2019, 03:21:09 PM
Interview > New Tool
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: ))))(((( on May 22, 2019, 07:43:32 PM
I saved the link and finally got around to watching the interview just now. I really enjoyed it. One of the better Buzz Q&A's in some of the specifics that he elaborated upon. I think the distance from now to then actually made it more insightful in a way. Thanks Vinny and Idle.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: BERZERKER on May 25, 2019, 12:55:37 PM
Enjoyable, good interview, I like the intuitivness, not the read questions from a paper style!
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: FartLips on July 08, 2019, 05:59:12 PM
I still haven't watched it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: Dumpster D on July 08, 2019, 09:18:58 PM
I still haven't watched it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There's a couple members here in spirit who will unfortunately have never seen it...for their sake I'll be sure to watch it with respect.
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: (PAUL) on August 08, 2019, 01:37:42 PM
Just noticed and watched this earlier this week, totally worth the what, 13 years? 14? :lol:
Title: Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
Post by: meezer on August 08, 2019, 09:16:14 PM
Scoreboard -

Tool - 0
Vinterview - 1