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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: Lunica on April 27, 2006, 12:11:25 PM

Title: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on April 27, 2006, 12:11:25 PM
This is a post to see how many shirts we should order.
the colors are: BLUE/PINK or BLACK/GREEN
the sizes are S/M/L/XL/XXL and GIRLY

Copy/Paste this into your post, and fill in what you want with BIG LETTERS :)

.....
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE:
NAME/ADDRESS:
.....

example:
.....
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE: BLUE/PINK XL, BLACK/GREEN GIRLY
NAME/ADDRESS: HERMIE HERMAPHRODITE, SATAN STREET 666, 90210 BEVERLY HILLS
.....
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on April 27, 2006, 12:31:39 PM
.....
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE: BLUE/PINK XL, BLUE/PINK GIRLY
NAME/ADDRESS: FERNANDO CRUZ, 1935 PINE LONG BEACH, CA 90806
.....

how much are these ganna cost and how will we pay for them?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on April 27, 2006, 01:01:04 PM

.....
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE: BLUE/PINK S
NAME/ADDRESS: JAMIESON BARNETT, 509 BEACHLAND DR, 27301 MCLEANSVILLE, NC
.....
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on April 27, 2006, 01:58:38 PM
Would it be possible to get a chest measurement or whatever on the sizes? I know that some people switch from medium and large depending on how they fit. Ignore if this is a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on April 27, 2006, 02:06:51 PM
JAMIESON BARNETT, 509 BEACHLAND DR, 27301 MCLEANSVILLE, NC

You're doomed now, buddy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on April 27, 2006, 02:36:33 PM
JAMIESON BARNETT, 509 BEACHLAND DR, 27301 MCLEANSVILLE, NC

You're doomed now, buddy.

let the hunt begin.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on April 27, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
the lobster is in the mail!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on April 27, 2006, 03:33:31 PM
let's do it by email to me.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on April 27, 2006, 07:21:36 PM
alright, the orders have started coming in, awesome.

very nice formatting so far, thanks a lot!

make sure to include your addresses.  i am checking each email to make sure all the necessary components are there, so i don't think anyone will get dicked, but make sure to put size, color, address, and username. 

4 official orders so far!  add my three and glen's two and we're at 9.   i'm sure there are 41 more customers here...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on April 27, 2006, 08:01:25 PM
Would it be possible to get a chest measurement or whatever on the sizes? I know that some people switch from medium and large depending on how they fit. Ignore if this is a pain in the ass.

Yeah, Man, I know what you mean. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on April 27, 2006, 09:37:35 PM
manwithnoname and sweet:  If the printer we use has this information available, we will definitely relay it and allow for re-decisions. 
i'm interested in doing whatever we can to make this successful for everyone.  it'd only be a matter of an extra line in an email.
we shall keep you posted
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on April 27, 2006, 11:47:50 PM
email is sent.  8)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on April 28, 2006, 06:43:00 AM
email is gotted
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on April 28, 2006, 08:24:49 AM
nevermind my e-mail, klump beat me to it
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: lazybones on April 28, 2006, 09:20:24 AM

count me in plz!

.....
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE:  black/green XL
NAME/ADDRESS:  Steve Tremblett, 104 Burnetts Grove Cir., Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, K2J 1N7
.....

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on April 28, 2006, 03:32:02 PM
official count:  14

Lazybones, please email me that order as well. 
i got your information down, but i am compiling an email list, and if you're not on it, it's possible you'll get passed up

thanks!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ninjabachelorparty on April 29, 2006, 07:56:22 AM
Id like to get one, however im probably not going to have any money for about 4 weeks, is that a problem?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on April 29, 2006, 09:50:54 AM
email is gotted

Huzzah!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on April 29, 2006, 10:51:31 AM
Id like to get one, however im probably not going to have any money for about 4 weeks, is that a problem?

it depends how long this all takes.  there is probably a chance that payment won't be needed for 4 weeks anyway! 
i may be mistaken, but i think maybe glen is handling the money? i'm not quite clear on all the particulars. 

i have a feeling that someone or other may be willing to lend you the money till you have it.  and if you don't pay up, you'll just be assaulted and robbed.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on May 03, 2006, 02:06:23 PM
yo..hope this isn't too "girly man"...but are these T's gonna be 100% cotton or a "blend"? - "I's gotsta know"  (name that film) if I need to allow for shrinkage in the wash n dry world when selecting size.......thanks!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on May 03, 2006, 03:03:39 PM
pure cotton, baby! (if its possible)

in other words - buy an XXXXXL, that way you can just sew it in if its too big :D
thats what i'll be doing!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 03, 2006, 04:46:40 PM
pure cotton, baby! (if its possible)

in other words - buy an XXXXXL, that way you can just sew it in if its too big :D
thats what i'll be doing!
you or your avatar?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 03, 2006, 09:47:02 PM
captain, your new avatar is spectacular!

very creepy.  i love that mickey poster/shirt as well.  i have the shirt, it glows in the dark!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 04, 2006, 08:49:55 AM
captain, your new avatar is spectacular!

very creepy.  i love that mickey poster/shirt as well.  i have the shirt, it glows in the dark!
thanks!
i did it on microsoft paint, heh.
i don't know how to use photoshop and that stuff.
but i think the simplistic look of it worked out.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 04, 2006, 04:01:36 PM
yea. 

the mouth reminds me of nintendo.  very crisp
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 04, 2006, 10:01:57 PM
Hey Pung, that IS a cool avatar. Nice work.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 09, 2006, 05:15:28 AM
Anyone have an update on what's happening?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 09, 2006, 05:48:55 AM
Anyone have an update on what's happening?

I feared this question.  yeah, I'm working on it.  knocking on a couple doors about the printing. checking all avenues.  trying to keep the ball rolling.  I'll update soon.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 09, 2006, 07:13:53 AM
Excellent. Thanks for the update.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 09, 2006, 12:45:45 PM
just to soothe everyones nerves....    wanted you all to know I DID make some progress today.  gathered some information, got some quotes, shouldn't be long and we will pull the trigger on printing.   
just hang in there.  things are still moving forward.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 09, 2006, 12:48:17 PM
Great stuff. I've uploaded the DSS version of POTRE just for you  :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 09, 2006, 01:42:57 PM
Great stuff. I've uploaded the DSS version of POTRE just for you
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on May 11, 2006, 07:00:58 AM
how many orders did you guys end up getting
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 11, 2006, 07:10:22 AM
how many orders did you guys end up getting

bout 30. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 11, 2006, 07:16:08 AM
how many orders did you guys end up getting

bout 30.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 11, 2006, 07:38:26 AM
how many orders did you guys end up getting

bout 30.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 11, 2006, 07:40:57 AM
30 Is quite a lot actually!

I've suggested this before but I'm sure it's possible for Brian to send out an email to every member of the board in which could be asked if people are interested in ordering a shirt. Probably many members aren't active on a daily or even weekly basis and don't want to start digging to board, just to order a shirt. So on email could work out there.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 11, 2006, 07:41:56 AM
Sounds like a good idea.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: DubEMC on May 11, 2006, 06:34:53 PM
Hey I want one!

Please tell me it's not too late!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 11, 2006, 07:03:02 PM
Hey I want one!

Please tell me it's not too late!

heck no.  just pm vinny with your order. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on May 12, 2006, 06:34:59 AM
If you guys want me to post something about the shirt on the main page I'd be happy to.  Please e-mail me what you want it to say, I'll edit it for clarity and post it on the site.  I can also send the message to all users of the board.

Also Glen to answer your other question in that pm, there is no reason why anyone having to do with the melvins would care about this, first of all it is on such a small scale that they wouldn't have the time to care about even if it weren't a not for profit t-shirt that you're working on here, which to my understanding it is.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 15, 2006, 01:10:15 AM
Hey I want one!

Please tell me it's not too late!

heck no.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on May 15, 2006, 09:21:45 AM
I think we should pitch in and get a few shirts for Buzz and Dale and send them to them. :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 15, 2006, 11:15:56 AM
I think we should pitch in and get a few shirts for Buzz and Dale and send them to them. :lol:
we really should
what would be great is if they did get them and took a picture of themselves wearing it, or holding it out

we should make them!
say we'll refuse to buy any other stuff they put out if they don't
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 15, 2006, 11:48:27 AM
I think we should pitch in and get a few shirts for Buzz and Dale and send them to them. :lol:
we really should
what would be great is if they did get them and took a picture of themselves wearing it, or holding it out

we should make them!
say we'll refuse to buy any other stuff they put out if they don't

probably get a pic of buzzy wiping his ass with one.

somehow I don't think your going to rattle buzz or dale into doing anything.   I could see dale wearing one just out of courtesy, but NEVER out of blackmail.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on May 15, 2006, 12:16:04 PM
Quote

probably get a pic of buzzy wiping his ass with one.


Quote

hahaha! Glen you stole the words right outta my mouth! Would you like your karma to go or are you dining in?!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on May 15, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
yeah!! that would fit great in my portfolio!! :)
i'll pitch in. i doubt they'll wear them though, but an asswipe picture would be nice
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on May 15, 2006, 05:37:41 PM
Just wanted to let you t-shirt folks know that I'm sending out an e-mail tomorrow announcing the release of the houdini live album, i will include info about your shirt in that e-mail if you get it to me before tomorrow morning, if not I can't send out an e-mail about it.  Thanks
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 16, 2006, 05:18:06 AM
Something like this?


Sweet member of themelvins.net bbs,

As you may or may not know some members are currently working on some beautiful exclusive Melvins.net t-shirts and his e-mail was sent to you to inform you about this. A design was chosen in the past few weeks and can be viewed right here: (<http://its-learning.com/data/134/22089/Bilde%2017.png>), the pink on blue one has won and there's no time for any more democracy.

If you're interested in a super exclusive Melvins.net shirt, make sure to send Vinney (username 'Vcavallo') an e-mail to vcavallo@mac.com as following.

.....
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE: BLUE/PINK XL, BLACK/GREEN GIRLY
NAME/ADDRESS: HERMIE HERMAPHRODITE, SATAN STREET 666, 90210 BEVERLY HILLS
.....

Don't forget to include your username so we know who's ordering.

Please check the Melvins section at <http://www.themelvins.net> for further details.

Could someone write down a story about the payment (Glen?) and how long everything's gonna take? And is there a better example of the chosen design?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 16, 2006, 06:47:49 AM
I thought that there was two different colour choices.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on May 16, 2006, 07:59:15 AM
Below is the message I sent out this morning which references this project:

Quote
Good morning ladies and gentlemen,

Today, the 16th of May, Two Thousand and Six denotes the release of the latest in the long line of Melvins 'albums', a live version of Houdini recorded last year.  If you are interested in such affairs I invite you to follow the link to learn more about this event.
http://www.themelvins.net/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=208&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

Of course if you are not interested in this, or receiving e-mails from me in the future, I apologize sincerely and remind you that you can either update your notification settings in your bbs user account, or you can e-mail me at webmaster@themelvins.net and ask me to delete your account by providing me your e-mail address, remember not to reply directly to this e-mail as it will be lost in the oblivion.

As a side note, a group of your fellow members of the bbs have requested that I inform you about a project they have undertaken, an exclusive non-profit melvins t-shirt, which has the url of the website on it.  I must forewarn that I am not involved in this whatsoever, but can attest to the quality of the character of those who are involved.  Below is what I have been informed of:

The topic in which orders are being discussed:
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=5543.0

The fellow taking the orders: vcavallo@mac.com

The design in question: http://its-learning.com/data/134/22089/Bilde%2016.png

And the way in which the fellow with the e-mail address prefers to take orders:
SHIRT COLOR/SIZE:
NAME/ADDRESS:

Current price estimates:
U.S. = $15
Europe = $20
Canada = $15
Australia = $22

2 colors available: blue w/ pink print & black w/ green print.     
Sizes: "girly", S,M,L,XL,XXL

Apparently they are taking orders and collecting payments after the true cost of each shirt and shipping is ascertained in an effort to not profit from the melvins name, but only celebrate its meaning.

Regards,
brian d. eberlein
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Chomas on May 16, 2006, 08:03:41 AM
if I already sent Vinnie an email but got no reply, do I need to email him again???
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dr. Strangelove on May 16, 2006, 08:14:01 AM
Great stuff. I've uploaded the DSS version of POTRE just for you  :D
wohin hast du's denn geladen ?

cheers,
Dr.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 16, 2006, 08:19:49 AM
Great stuff. I've uploaded the DSS version of POTRE just for you  :D
wohin hast du's denn geladen ?

Veruntschuldigung, das habe ich nich gewust.

Now and then I upload something to YSI which automatically removes its files from its server after 25 downloads or 7 days if I recall correctly. So if you're interested in what I have to offer, be quick. In this case, I believe Brad (anaconda) has the same version on his webserver. You could try to PM him and ask him for that song.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 16, 2006, 08:30:26 AM
if I already sent Vinnie an email but got no reply, do I need to email him again???


THANKS BRIAN.  well done.

hey change,  vinny prolly got it.   give him a day or 2. he's been sparse the past couple days but I expect to see more of him soon.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 16, 2006, 09:13:48 AM
Below is the message I sent out this morning which references this project:

[snip]

Thanks, that should do it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Chomas on May 16, 2006, 04:25:41 PM
cool, thanks Glen  :cheers:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on May 16, 2006, 08:41:13 PM
I thought that there was two different colour choices.

HAHAH FUCK!!!!!!!!! im gonna cut sick if i get some pink on blue shit!  :evil:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 16, 2006, 11:27:47 PM
Don't worry Skizm. There IS two colour choices.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 18, 2006, 04:01:07 PM
if I already sent Vinnie an email but got no reply, do I need to email him again???

i got the email, change & other stuffin my pocket ation. 

sorry for the lack of a response.   

best wishes, peapods
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on May 18, 2006, 06:03:07 PM
have you gotten any more orders since i sent out that email?  my guess is no
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 18, 2006, 11:32:14 PM
i know i got one, may have gotten 2.  3 even? who knows.  but one for sure.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 19, 2006, 04:39:56 AM
have you gotten any more orders since i sent out that email?  my guess is no

Ah well, at leasy everyone got informed about it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on May 19, 2006, 11:59:00 AM
i want mine ... but i'm too lazy to find the color choice in that thread ... help me
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 19, 2006, 12:01:21 PM
hog!  old buddy old pal. 
allow me.

black shirt with green ink OR blue shirt with pink ink.   (pink ink?  pink ink.)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on May 19, 2006, 12:05:19 PM
A pensive Charles.  Nice!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 19, 2006, 12:09:39 PM
A pensive Charles.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Uncle Danny on May 20, 2006, 01:55:00 PM
Just sent in my order -- hope I'm not too late.

Stupid Question Alert:  How do we pay?  Paypal?  Send check?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 20, 2006, 04:14:25 PM
Just sent in my order -- hope I'm not too late.

Stupid Question Alert:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on May 22, 2006, 07:20:10 PM
hog!  old buddy old pal. 
allow me.

black shirt with green ink OR blue shirt with pink ink.   (pink ink?  pink ink.)

black & green
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on May 23, 2006, 03:44:47 PM
who wants the eps's and when?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 23, 2006, 04:50:36 PM
who wants the eps's and when?

I'm trying   I'm trying.   pm'd vin yesterday about this.  no word back yet.  as soon as he turns up I'll hammer out the finishing details and post here.    soon.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 23, 2006, 05:12:53 PM
i hardly check my email.

someone myspace me or send me a message on here when it's done...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 24, 2006, 06:00:09 AM
I'll make sure everyone is aware of what they have to do. 
but I can't do shit till vin shows up and forwards me the order list. 

send out an APB, "we need vinny".
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 24, 2006, 06:13:10 AM
Would it be too late to slightly change my order?

Should i email Vin and tell him or .......?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 24, 2006, 08:52:54 AM
mop, not too late to change, but either do it now or send it to glen after today.

glen, what do you need?  names/addresses/selection, <-- everything? or just a number?

i guess i could send an email with clippings from every order email i got, with a summary of important info at the top.  there are a few snags that i am yet to resolve, like some people sent only their name and shirt selection and said they would send an address later, etc.  i can still include their message as a clipping so that the confirmation is there, and were can make a note that he/she needs to be contacted.  also, i would include that person's order in the heading summary i mentioned.

maybe i should have PMed this to you? i'll try to get this email out as soon as i can, meaning by the end of today.  it will either happen within the next two hours, or sometime after 5. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 24, 2006, 11:12:22 AM
MAJOR steps were taken today, everyone.

i emailed glen all of the orders i've received up to today.  this was a necessary and much delayed part of the plan.  i think glen or I will attempt to post some sort of order confirmation to give everyone one last chance to speak up if their orders are absent or incorrect. 
it's crazy that it's actually on its way to completion.  we appreciate your patience as we try to pull this together.  we here at tshirt order central promise to put the product in your hands by 2008. 

yes!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 24, 2006, 11:15:15 AM
me too.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on May 24, 2006, 11:21:25 AM
You said there will be an order confirmation, does that mean via email?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 24, 2006, 11:29:09 AM
You said there will be an order confirmation, does that mean via email?


here's what I'll do.  I just got the list. I need to organize it, once I do that and get it all squared away I will PM everyone individually here on the board and tell them how much they owe and where to send it.  give me a day or 2 and I'll start sending out pm's.  gonna have to do this in shifts.
I will post here on this thread once I start sending out the pm's,  if anyone doesn't get a pm that ordered a shirt after a day or so shoot me a pm and let me know.
I don't want to miss anyone.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 24, 2006, 12:25:58 PM
what a class act.

glen, your karma is going to shoot through the roof after this
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 24, 2006, 12:31:49 PM
heres my username list so far:

vcavallo
don chente
sweet intuition
dontyoutellme
mopafeena
skizmbts
norecess
meanclown
greenguy
jeremy
DAYV
cousin danny
klump
lunica
manwithnoname
black santa
smellis
magic pig detective
simon
grimreaper
lazybones
rhett E. rock
change&suffocation

If your name isn't here, no shirt for you (dammit, a sienfeld reference!).

If you want a shirt
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 24, 2006, 12:35:39 PM
what a class act.

glen, your karma is going to shoot through the roof after this

IF this ever comes together, all I ask for is maybe a pic posted from everyone with their shirt on and smile showing how damn glad they are to have it.   
also, I'd like to apologize now to the overseas folk, its going to take a little longer for them to close the deal but I'll do the best I can.  the rest is in the hands of the US Postal Service.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 24, 2006, 02:28:06 PM
my sn's not on there.

i'm like one of the first on this thread to put my info down.
and when are we paying for this stuff and how?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on May 24, 2006, 04:29:52 PM
did you email me with an order?  because if you didn't, i didn't get your info.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 24, 2006, 06:07:28 PM
i just got it taken care of with glen.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 25, 2006, 05:21:49 PM
I'd like to avoid the whole "paypal" thing unless need be.   is it possible that aussies, europeans, UKers, cananananadians could send money orders of some sort in US currency?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 25, 2006, 09:02:01 PM
I'd like to avoid the whole "paypal" thing unless need be.   is it possible that aussies, europeans, UKers, cananananadians could send money orders of some sort in US currency?
after all, it is GOD'S MONEY.
they should be!
the melvins are AMERICANS, through and through!
blood bleeds red white and blue!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 26, 2006, 12:05:15 AM
I'd like to avoid the whole "paypal" thing unless need be.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 26, 2006, 05:51:37 AM
I'll give it through today and if I "hear" no more complaints I'll nix the paypal idea.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 26, 2006, 06:18:13 AM
heres the latest list:

smellis
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 26, 2006, 08:58:57 AM
dammit. I'm on a posting roll here.

okay done.  everyone who is on this list should have a pm with the pertanent information. if you didn't get a pm from me let me know.
now the ball is on YOUR hands. do with it what you will.
I'll be standing by.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on May 26, 2006, 10:01:30 AM
message received, glen...you rule for coordinating all this! Your karma stock is gonna top the market!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 26, 2006, 10:54:18 AM
the latest, post PM's that I sent everyone concerning $:   if you want to use paypal send me a PM with your email address. I will then send you a request for $ via paypal.     
this might help everyone out.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 26, 2006, 11:13:09 AM
I sent you a PM, check it if you haven't received it yet.

I like my shirts tight, I like them SMALL and Blue and Pink.
Girly as hell.

(big shirts don't work well since I'm thinner...)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on May 26, 2006, 12:55:16 PM
that all sounds good, but whats happening with the S size?
don't they have girl sizes?
small is usually too large if its MAN sizes :(

maybe i'll just gain some weight!

well, anyway, i don't wanna seem demanding here, but for me and klump, paypal would be the easiest way to pay. the banks over here close before we get home from school/work, and theyre closed during weekends, so.
we will, of course, pay the fee :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 26, 2006, 01:23:34 PM
hey lun.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on May 26, 2006, 01:54:16 PM
glen is the man

*raises hat*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 26, 2006, 03:56:06 PM
BBBBBBLLLLLRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

alright.   I'm losing it.  hope I am coordinating this half-way decent.  trying not to send everyone duplicate pm's. sorry if I do.
just keep shipping me info.

I'll be taking a much needed break to regroup for the weekend and get back at this early next week.  memorial day weekend here in the US, you know.   standard practice to head north and drink for 3 days in my neck of the woods. so I will. 
as my mind reels and goes over and over who is getting what, where and when.

hope to be printing some garments next week though. 
we'll show those ween.com message board bastards that they ain't the only kids on the block with a fancy shirt to show off.

bye all.   I expect somewheres around 9 million PM's waiting for me when I get back.  don't dissapoint me! I'll sick charles on you.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blacksanta on May 26, 2006, 04:33:51 PM
Thanks a bunch Glen, for your hard work on this  :toke:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on May 26, 2006, 07:32:12 PM
A HIP HIP HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY FOR GLEN

HIP
HIPP
HORRRRRRRRAYYYYYYY!
 :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
thanks dude.


(sending the money tomorrow!)
ps...peeping tom comes on tonight on conan.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 26, 2006, 11:59:56 PM
You're certainly doing an excellent job Glen.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 27, 2006, 05:44:06 AM
You're certainly doing an excellent job Glen.

 :cheers:

this statement is only worthy when EVERY shirt is on its required back.         we're getting there.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on May 27, 2006, 06:02:05 AM
then it will be a more excellent job  :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 29, 2006, 05:36:58 PM
oh shit.  I should have never took a break from this.  now I'm REALLY fucked up.
so............... WHO wants WHAT, now?
shirts???????


   I kid!  I kid!   doing some minor modifications to the list.   email requests via paypal should be going out tomorrow for those folk. everyone else just send $ when you can.    I'll give it till wednesday for people to do their last minute mind changes and then I'm calling the printer.   more shirts should be available anytime so don't worry if you miss this go-round for monetary reasons or whatever.  let me know WHENEVER you want one, shouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 29, 2006, 05:53:39 PM

smellis
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: DubEMC on May 29, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
glen maybe you should up mine to XXL.

Too many beers and too much BBQ.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 30, 2006, 05:40:09 AM
glen maybe you should up mine to XXL.

Too many beers and too much BBQ.

no prob dub. I'll change it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Zelig on May 30, 2006, 03:37:55 PM
It's a good thing that Glen is in charge of this and not Vcavallo.  Otherwise we'd never get the shirts.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 30, 2006, 03:40:08 PM
It's a good thing that Glen is in charge of this and not Vcavallo.  Otherwise we'd never get the shirts.

Sorry, but this cracked me up  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on May 30, 2006, 03:42:00 PM
:) Poor VCavallo
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on May 30, 2006, 03:43:42 PM
:) Poor VCavallo

Your avatar says it all  :lol:

Yep, bedtime, or I'll never stop laughing  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 31, 2006, 06:13:16 AM
the money is starting to roll in.   progression, you gotta love it.

slight problem with paypal though.   they want to charge me a fee of 2.9% + .30 + 1% if your paypal payment comes from something other than a paypal balance or bank account. in other words, if you try to pay with a credit card on paypal they want to put the fucks to me.
everyone who's paid with paypal so far is good except one person, I'll PM that person. but to avoid me having to pay all these damn fees please try to make paypal payments with a balance or bank account.
okay? okay.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on May 31, 2006, 06:27:38 AM
is it ok if we just pay the extra fee?
how much will it be when we're paying $40?

why don't they just write 3.9% + .30?

ok, i'm not a fan of mathematics, unless it means counting my $$$ :D

http://www.thefeecalculator.com/
does this work for everything?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 31, 2006, 06:36:14 AM
is it ok if just pay an extra fee?

yeah. I have to figure out what exactly that fee total is.   
basically it boils down to they want me to upgrade my account to accept these kind of payments.
the way I am reading it they will charge this fee for ALL transactions after I have upgraded. I hat to see that happen to everyone since some people have already paid and not been charged any fee.

therefore... as of right now, if you pay with paypal using a bank account or paypal balance no one gets charged anything extra.  as soon as I upgrade to accept credit card payments EVERYONE has to pay a fee.  unless I am misinterpreting this somehow.   hey... I'm an idiot,  it wouldn't be TOTALLY unbelievable.    let me look into this a bit more.
but if I DO upgrade I'll probably stick you folks with the 2.9% + .30 + 1%, as lunica suggests.

(where the hell do they get that?  2.9% + .30 + 1%?   just make one fucking number! 4% or whatever!!)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 31, 2006, 06:47:52 AM
by the way.. here's the latest list:

smellis
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on May 31, 2006, 09:06:54 AM
looks like I'll have to add $1 to anyone using paypal from this point forward. all you early birds just saved yourself a buck.
keep this in mind though.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on May 31, 2006, 03:52:01 PM
everyone who's paid with paypal so far is good except one person, I'll PM that person.

*gasps*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Smellis on May 31, 2006, 09:04:39 PM
HOORAY FOR GLEN FOR DOING ALL THE WORK WHILE THE REST OF US GET DRUNK, LAZE AROUND AND RETCH IN OUR OWN FILTHY SQUALOR!  :cheers:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on June 01, 2006, 03:57:32 AM
haha!
any news on the girly sizes yet?
i wonder if i could make a shirt of the XL one.  :idea:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 01, 2006, 06:16:38 AM
HOORAY FOR GLEN FOR DOING ALL THE WORK WHILE THE REST OF US GET DRUNK, LAZE AROUND AND RETCH IN OUR OWN FILTHY SQUALOR!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 01, 2006, 06:30:11 AM
Hey Glen, when are you gonna answer Lunca's question? ;)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 01, 2006, 06:42:47 AM
Hey Glen, when are you gonna answer Lunca's question? ;)

for your information, I did.  in a pm.    why?  where YOU wondering about a girlie size too?  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 01, 2006, 06:54:47 AM
Nah, just wanted to make sure you're doing your job well  :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 02, 2006, 09:27:51 AM
okay kiddies.  deadline time.  if you haven't gotten on the list yet you'll have to wait a bit.
I'm heading to the printers today with the first round.  looks like about 42 shirts.
can always get more but I'll want to collect a few orders before going back to the printer.
in other words... I'm not asking the printer to start making 1 shirt at a time.

just need a few more $ to cover the cost of printing. hopefully the mail will start rolling in over the weekend and i can get printing paid for and started early next week. just think, some of you may have shirts on your backs before the end of June. 

but remember ANYTIME you decide you want a shirt just look me up. I'm the magic man, I make things happen.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 02, 2006, 12:25:09 PM
okay.  just got back from the printer.  had to hammer out the finalities of the printing. that was an interesting experience.  heres a little clip of how it all went down:

me:  "here is a printed picture of what we are looking for."

 *laid a 8X11 on the desk for the young man and woman to look at.

jared(the print guy): "the....  melvins......  dot net?   what is that?"
me: "its a website"

  *the girl takes a minute to look it over with a bewildered look.

jared: "yeah, but what IS it?"
me: "its a band.  the melvins."

  *a few moments of silence as jared and the girl study the picture.

the girl: "the....   melvins?  ........okay."
jared: "why are you making a shirt?"
me: "I guess because we decided we wanted one and I volunteered to coordinate it."

*a few more moments of awkward silence as jared and the girl continue to study the picture.

jared: "the melvins......         thats...   cool."
me: "yeah, I'm sending them all over the world,  norway, australia, england......"

*the girl continues to look at me like I have monkeys flying out of my ears.  jared and the girl exchange looks like they think I am fucking NUTS.

me: (an attempt to break the moment) "so....   can you give me a total on the cost?"

*jared and the girl seem lost in a moment of 'what the hell are we involved in?'.  finally jared snaps out of his daze and gets back on to task.  the girl spends the rest of the time I am in the store looking at me like I am a serial killer.  I think they may have taken my liscence plate as I drove away.

why does the name melvins and a picture of a Fleazy Rider frighten and confuse common folk? why?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on June 02, 2006, 03:11:48 PM
haha glen....a priceless account of your t-shirt printing adventure...sounds like it would make a great scene in a little indie film or something....keep up the swell woyk! more karma for freaking out the printer!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Branch Breaker on June 02, 2006, 04:41:13 PM
why does the name melvins and a picture of a Fleazy Rider frighten and confuse common folk? why?


"Fleazy Rider" could've been a great heading for this shirt if anyone had thought of it in time.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on June 02, 2006, 04:50:44 PM
You're a Branch Breaker, dreammaker,
love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a Branch Breaker, dreammaker,
love-taker, Branch Breaker!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 02, 2006, 09:38:01 PM
That certainly is a cool little story Glen.

So did they actually begin to understand in the end?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 02, 2006, 11:03:36 PM
That certainly is a cool little story Glen.

So did they actually begin to understand in the end?

nuh uh.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 03, 2006, 07:22:11 AM
Don't you just love the humand mankind?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 05, 2006, 05:32:39 AM
the funds are rolling in now. I must admit its a bit strange to hold a tangible letter and read hand writing from you fine folk.

"holy shit, this is from mopafeena, the mad aussie.  this is ink and paper from the other side of the world!"

I need to get out more.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 05, 2006, 06:13:06 AM
the funds are rolling in now. I must admit its a bit strange to hold a tangible letter and read hand writing from you fine folk.

"holy shit, this is from mopafeena, the mad aussie.  this is ink and paper from the other side of the world!"

I need to get out more.

Ah shit, I should have sent you a hand written letter too; I always enjoys those things small little things as well.

Have you seen Amelie, Glen?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211915/

Really recommended, it's about enjoyable things in life, such as receiving a letter from your buddy Mop from Australia.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 05, 2006, 09:53:32 AM


Really recommended, it's about enjoyable things in life, such as receiving a letter from your buddy Mop from Australia.

haven't seen that. I'll check it out. don't see alot of foreign films.

I think its worth noting that mopafeena was the FIRST person to get $ to me via mail and he is the farthest away from me.  maybe a little karma for my australian connection.

captain.. you were a close second.   you western hemisphere folks ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
beaten by an island man.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 05, 2006, 10:01:17 AM


Really recommended, it's about enjoyable things in life, such as receiving a letter from your buddy Mop from Australia.

I think its worth noting that mopafeena was the FIRST person to get $ to me via mail and he is the farthest away from me.  maybe a little karma for my australian connection.

captain.. you were a close second.   you western hemisphere folks ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
beaten by an island man.
hah, he's a good man!
well deserved.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on June 05, 2006, 04:00:53 PM
haha, you should bring a tape recorder when you go to pick up the shirts, and upload the conversation!
and yeah, amelie is a nice little movie :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 06, 2006, 12:26:30 AM
the funds are rolling in now. I must admit its a bit strange to hold a tangible letter and read hand writing from you fine folk.

"holy shit, this is from mopafeena, the mad aussie.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 06, 2006, 11:10:46 AM
heres the most updated list. so you can see if I got your $ or not yet.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 06, 2006, 11:21:24 AM
people should get in contact with you if they send money
telling you when the sent it and stuff.

just a suggestion to help you out.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on June 06, 2006, 11:31:25 AM
heres the most updated list. so you can see if I got your $ or not yet.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 06, 2006, 11:35:31 AM


Isnt Lunicas and mine paid for???

oopsy.   just testing you klump.  you passed.


(man, I almost fucked that one up, didn't I?)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on June 06, 2006, 11:54:00 AM


Isnt Lunicas and mine paid for???

oopsy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on June 06, 2006, 12:33:21 PM
hey, i didn't take those! they were mine! hard earned cash from cleaning excrements!

glen, did you forget to change my shirt size to xl?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 06, 2006, 12:38:40 PM


glen, did you forget to change my shirt size to xl?

oopsy again.  thank goodness you people are keeping an eye on me.
actually it IS changed on my order sheet. I just forgot to change it here.
good eye!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on June 06, 2006, 03:17:54 PM
hey, i didn't take those! they were mine! hard earned cash from cleaning excrements!

glen, did you forget to change my shirt size to xl?

xl???

Is there something you want to tell me?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 06, 2006, 07:18:19 PM
hey.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on June 07, 2006, 02:02:39 PM


Isnt Lunicas and mine paid for???

oopsy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blacksanta on June 07, 2006, 05:06:53 PM
Checks in the mail Glen, woulda been sooner but times is rough and tough like leather.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 09, 2006, 10:55:26 AM
I hate to be a nag (or do I?) but....

anyone who has not paid needs to get on the ball.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 09, 2006, 11:53:11 AM
I'm sorry glen! I'm a lazy fellow. I've had the money order sitting on my desk for two weeks now. I'm going to go mail it right now.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: GrimReaper on June 10, 2006, 03:07:29 AM

Check is in the mail with an extra $5 for a drink.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on June 10, 2006, 10:05:27 PM
i'm looking forward to 2010
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 11, 2006, 09:16:54 AM
i'm looking forward to 2010
hehe
these people need to shape up!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 12, 2006, 09:15:32 AM
2010 better get here soon cause we're going to have shirts before much longer.
I'm waiting on the final proof from the printer and then, whammo,  printing time.

just thought I'd let y'all know.

plus, I updated the list recently.  if you sent money take a look to see if I got it yet.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on June 13, 2006, 01:19:13 AM
I ordered one but I don't start work again until next week so I can't afford it right now. Some bureaucrat from the city council is slowing down our application for a building permit.

Anyway, enough of my bitching, how soon do you want payment? I  CAN send it off on friday (3 days off). Sorry for being slow, My Kangaroo broke down and I couldn't get home for a week.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 13, 2006, 01:24:26 AM
I ordered one but I never got confirmation, anyway,I don't start work again until next week so I can't afford it right now.

when do you want payment, I could probably send it off within the next week, if that's too long of a wait just cancel my order.

Check the previous page of this thread. Your order has been noted by glen on the list.  :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on June 13, 2006, 01:25:25 AM
Thanks Mop, Updated my last post after reading his list.  :)

I sent you a PM glen.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: EL BORBAH on June 14, 2006, 07:13:04 AM
2010 better get here soon cause we're going to have shirts before much longer.
I'm waiting on the final proof from the printer and then, whammo,  printing time.

just thought I'd let y'all know.

plus, I updated the list recently.  if you sent money take a look to see if I got it yet.

Hey sorry dude, take a look at your inbox

el borbah
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on June 14, 2006, 11:31:21 AM
glen is the man
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 14, 2006, 12:02:41 PM
glen is the man
indeeeeeeeed
(it all comes full circle)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on June 14, 2006, 01:04:33 PM
HOORAY FOR GLEN FOR DOING ALL THE WORK WHILE THE REST OF US GET DRUNK, LAZE AROUND AND RETCH IN OUR OWN FILTHY SQUALOR!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 15, 2006, 07:57:24 AM
the shirts are in production.  woop woop.

10 to 14 days and I start shipping.

still waiting on some fundage from a few people, you know who you are.
consider this your official reminder.


I'll post a pic of me jumping in a pile of shirts like autumn leaves, when I get them in my grubby little hands.

maybe that will settle the nerves of the folks who are holding out with the cash. 
let me reassure you, this is VERY real.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 15, 2006, 08:50:24 AM


I'll post a pic of me jumping in a pile of shirts like autumn leaves, when I get them in my grubby little hands.
 

(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1154/glen9xy.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 15, 2006, 08:56:03 AM
"I was born a poor black child."



(what movie is that from?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 15, 2006, 09:57:01 AM
the jerk!!!

i lovvvve that movie.
one of the funniest movies ever.

"Say your prayers, half-breed!" [sounds of gunshots]
"Hey Harry. Look at this. What's the matter with these cans?"
"Die, milk-face!" [sounds of gunshots]
[laughing] "These cans are defective! They're springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!" [sounds of gunshots]
"Listen, you better run for cover, or you're gonna spring a leak!"
"Huh?"
"We don't have defective cans, we have a defective person out there!" [sounds of gunshots]
"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"
"Die, gas-pumper!" [sounds of glass shattering]
"Get away from those cans! [sounds of gunshots] There's cans in there too!
"Run! Run!"
[sounds of gunshots and glass shattering] "More cans!"
"Die, you bastard!"
[sound of glass shattering] "Aaah!"
"He doesn't want to put holes in the cans, he wants to put holes in you!!"
"What?!" [sounds of gunshots]
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Zelig on June 15, 2006, 01:43:26 PM
"I was born a poor black child."



 
vcavallo said to tell you he'll have the money sent AS SOON
as he finishes writing down the words to a fifteen minute interview he had one and one half year ago.

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blacksanta on June 15, 2006, 04:52:41 PM
Quote
Quote from: glen on Today at 08:56:03 AM
"I was born a poor black child."



 

vcavallo said to tell you he'll have the money sent AS SOON
as he finishes writing down the words to a fifteen minute interview he had one and one half year ago.






 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on June 15, 2006, 11:59:59 PM
$$$ is on the way!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 16, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
The Jerk "was born a poor black child."  Steve Martin used to be so cool.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 21, 2006, 10:51:56 AM
okay fuckers.   these shirts are mear days away from being in my hands.  yet I still await money from a few people.

don't be sticking me with a dozen shirts.  if you owe, please pay. 
remember... paypal is always an option if you don't have the motivation to carry your ass to the post office.  quick and easy, just a couple clicks and its a done deal.

thank you for your kind cooperation.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on June 21, 2006, 12:29:59 PM
yo glen...a "selective" contingency plan for you...if you somehow get "stuck" with extra shirts due to non-payments (which of course I hope will NOT be the case)...I'll order a Large Blue/Pink if you end up having any extras! Clown out...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 21, 2006, 12:40:08 PM
yo glen...a "selective" contingency plan for you...if you somehow get "stuck" with extra shirts due to non-payments (which of course I hope will NOT be the case)...I'll order a Large Blue/Pink if you end up having any extras! Clown out...

thanks clown, I'll keep that in mind.  I figured I would find a home for the few stragglers, if I have any.
I figure once I have the shirts I will set a cut-off date and notify the remaining owe-ers. if they do not contact me within a week or so of that, the extras are fair game. I'll take it one day at a time for now.

also.. the list is updated as of today. take a look if you've sent me money. make sure I got it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on June 21, 2006, 08:33:40 PM
so glen are you waiting 'til you recieve the money for every single shirt before you send any out?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 22, 2006, 05:23:52 AM
so glen are you waiting 'til you recieve the money for every single shirt before you send any out?
\
hell no skizm.   if you paid your shirt will be on the way ASAP. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on June 22, 2006, 09:56:16 AM
Sorry I have been busy since I was stabbed, I will send out a check tomorrow, strange that vinney hasn't paid I thought this was his idea?????

b
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on June 22, 2006, 10:02:39 AM
you were stabbed?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 22, 2006, 10:11:49 AM
you were stabbed?
Yah, the U.S. Melvins contingency got in a rumble with the Metallica boys, and things got rough.




Seriously though, I hope Brian is doing well after the stabbing.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 22, 2006, 10:22:18 AM
Jesus, please let us know how you are now, Brian. Hope you are doing fine.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 22, 2006, 10:42:05 AM
strange that vinney hasn't paid I thought this was his idea?????

b

glad you had the nerve to say what I was thinking.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on June 22, 2006, 02:15:14 PM
stabbed? holy f_ck brian thats rough. who would stab such a nice person?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Zelig on June 22, 2006, 03:09:13 PM
Sorry I have been busy since I was stabbed, I will send out a check tomorrow, strange that vinney hasn't paid I thought this was his idea?????

b
vcavallo
has eyes like a crow
shiny things distract him
little unreliable bird!
little unreliable bird!
fly away for long time,
little friend
fly away



p.s. Brian tell me who knifed you and I'll go pummel them with Kung Fu fists and then carve MELVINS WUZ HERE in their foreheads!
Noone fux with Brian!!! I hate them so much.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 22, 2006, 04:44:07 PM
i hope the stabbing was accidental.
i'm hoping you're recovering well too.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 22, 2006, 04:50:00 PM

p.s. Brian tell me who knifed you and I'll go pummel them with Kung Fu fists and then carve MELVINS WUZ HERE in their foreheads!
Noone fux with Brian!!! I hate them so much.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on June 22, 2006, 04:57:35 PM
I got stabbed in  my left arm, it cut my radial nerve, so I'll need physical therapy and never have full functionality back.  Probably won't be able to play a guitar traditionally or type quickly ever again so I'm really bummed.  It was done intentionally with a butcher knife by an old friend now ex-friend who lost control through no fault of my own, it goes to court in september.  it cost a bunch of money for the surgery, ambulance(lost a ton of blood) etc. plus the therapy will be a large  sum so hopefully i will get reimbursed somehow for all this, not being able to type properly hurts me financially due to the field i'm in(thankfully my job is understanding), and along with making movies guitar was a huge hobby.  it takes too long to type so I'll relay the story some other day, thanks for all the concern friends, i appreciate it.  everyone that knows me says I'd be the last person they'd expect to have this happen to.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 22, 2006, 05:44:25 PM
I got stabbed in  my left arm, it cut my radial nerve, so I'll need physical therapy and never have full functionality back.  Probably won't be able to play a guitar traditionally or type quickly ever again so I'm really bummed.  It was done intentionally with a butcher knife by an old friend now ex-friend who lost control through no fault of my own, it goes to court in september.  it cost a bunch of money for the surgery, ambulance(lost a ton of blood) etc. plus the therapy will be a large  sum so hopefully i will get reimbursed somehow for all this, not being able to type properly hurts me financially due to the field i'm in(thankfully my job is understanding), and along with making movies guitar was a huge hobby.  it takes too long to type so I'll relay the story some other day, thanks for all the concern friends, i appreciate it.  everyone that knows me says I'd be the last person they'd expect to have this happen to.
Holy crap, that's horrible!   :shock:  Get better!

(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5996/gbetter51fq.gif)

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 22, 2006, 06:09:26 PM
I got stabbed in  my left arm, it cut my radial nerve, so I'll need physical therapy and never have full functionality back.  Probably won't be able to play a guitar traditionally or type quickly ever again so I'm really bummed.  It was done intentionally with a butcher knife by an old friend now ex-friend who lost control through no fault of my own, it goes to court in september.  it cost a bunch of money for the surgery, ambulance(lost a ton of blood) etc. plus the therapy will be a large  sum so hopefully i will get reimbursed somehow for all this, not being able to type properly hurts me financially due to the field i'm in(thankfully my job is understanding), and along with making movies guitar was a huge hobby.  it takes too long to type so I'll relay the story some other day, thanks for all the concern friends, i appreciate it.  everyone that knows me says I'd be the last person they'd expect to have this happen to.
dude, that's sad.
i hope somehow the physical therapy will help a lot and give you atleast enough to jam on the guitar.
i can't imagine getting injured and me not being able to play drums, or play drums like i do now.
i'm truly sorry for all of this.
and your ex-friend has his hell coming soon.
let's hope he doesn't like getting cornholed in the shower by a big black Leroy.
let's hope.

but, thankfully you didn't get stabbed in a place where it could have been seriously fatal.
even though the arm sounds pretty bad itself.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 22, 2006, 10:16:46 PM
Good luck with the therapy Brian, you seem to be a strong willed person so hopefully with time you can overcome your injuries.

Best wishes,
Rusty

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 22, 2006, 10:53:24 PM
How terrible Brian. I don't know what else to say but that's terrible.

I can tell a short story though. My ex bass player had his arm almost completely hacked off with broken glass, that's no exaggeration either. And he was told he would never get the full use of that arm back. He went through some pretty intense and complex surgery and anyway, it's been a while now and he has FULL use back and is back playing bass.

So, i guess my point is even though they say you may not get full use back, there's always a chance you will. And i hope that you will. Good luck man.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Guts on June 22, 2006, 11:41:06 PM
I got stabbed in my left arm, it cut my radial nerve, so I'll need physical therapy and never have full functionality back. Probably won't be able to play a guitar traditionally or type quickly ever again so I'm really bummed. It was done intentionally with a butcher knife by an old friend now ex-friend who lost control through no fault of my own, it goes to court in september. it cost a bunch of money for the surgery, ambulance(lost a ton of blood) etc. plus the therapy will be a large sum so hopefully i will get reimbursed somehow for all this, not being able to type properly hurts me financially due to the field i'm in(thankfully my job is understanding), and along with making movies guitar was a huge hobby. it takes too long to type so I'll relay the story some other day, thanks for all the concern friends, i appreciate it. everyone that knows me says I'd be the last person they'd expect to have this happen to.

Good luck with the court case and therapy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on June 23, 2006, 02:16:28 AM
Get well soon Brian! :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 23, 2006, 02:26:57 AM
I don't know what to say, but good luck with recovery and court.

Maybe it's an idea to post your Amazon wishlist - I'm sure you have one - so people can buy you a get-well present if they want to, also for all the work you've done here.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on June 23, 2006, 05:08:18 PM
I don't know what to say, but good luck with recovery and court.

Maybe it's an idea to post your Amazon wishlist - I'm sure you have one - so people can buy you a get-well present if they want to, also for all the work you've done here.
or just some cash to help with the bills.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 23, 2006, 05:10:21 PM
I don't know what to say, but good luck with recovery and court.

Maybe it's an idea to post your Amazon wishlist - I'm sure you have one - so people can buy you a get-well present if they want to, also for all the work you've done here.
or just some cash to help with the bills.  its good to know you

I have no idea about the insurances in the status or the health system, so.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on June 24, 2006, 12:11:42 AM
i'm really shocked.  that's so horrible i don't really know what to say.  it sounds like you are in line for some serious financial compensation considering your ability to earn an income has been greatly impaired.  i really hope you recover more successfully than is predicted, or at least turn the trauma into inspiration.  i must say i am sort of curious to know what would drive an "old friend" to intentionally stab you. 

about the shirts:  sorry glen.  and everyone else.  i recently moved and am about to relocate again, and everything has been sort of upside down lately, plus i currently have 3 dollars in total in my possession, no job and no savings.  my parents are paying for my rent and food, so hopefully they will lend me the money to buy the shirts (which i am sure they will do because they are incredibly generous people).  i don't have my own internet connection in my new house, so i have to get all close to a certain wall in a certain room to Sometimes get one measly bar of free wireless.  i haven't really been on my computer at all because of this, and because summer in vermont has been spectacular.  this may change in a week or two and there is a good chance i'll be lurking here much much more. 

either way, i'll send the money out as soon as i can, probably within two weeks or one.  i haven't been keeping up, am i really the last to pay?  what an ass...i root for these shirts for months and months and then when they are finally here i completely flake out.  not too surprising, perhaps.  fuck, i've been busy! 

hope all is well with all.
bye
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on June 24, 2006, 02:07:44 AM
how about we all pitch in on brians shirt?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 24, 2006, 10:31:20 AM
how about we all pitch in on brians shirt?

an excellent thought.
brians shirt will be taken care of.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on June 24, 2006, 12:11:18 PM
Hey guys thanks a ton but I already sent paymentfor the t-shirt, as for money, I'll get the money from the dude either via the crime victims fund after he's convicted and pays a fine and if there's any bills left over I'll just attempt to get it in a civil suit, of course he's already in debt 10's of thousands, but I'll cross that bridge once I come to it.  In the end it is a depressing thought that I could quite possibly pay for being stabbed, but that is more or less America (and capitalist societies in general) in a nutshell.  The government subsidizes companies that can afford to pay wages to single individuals in the millions but they set limits in the aid of legitimate expense of victims of violent crimes.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on June 24, 2006, 04:47:23 PM
brian ... i don't know you on a personal level ... but i feel sorry for you anyway
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on June 24, 2006, 09:50:49 PM
right on hog, its only natural to care, we are human
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on June 25, 2006, 01:02:06 PM
holy crap, brian...sorry to hear about your incident...my deepest wishes for a speedy recovery...hope you can find some peace of mind in knowing that in this crazy world, what goes around comes around, and the person who did this to you will get what they've got coming to them...legally & spiritually.....the karma gods shall deem it so! Hang in there, buddy!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 26, 2006, 12:15:47 PM
holy crap, brian...sorry to hear about your incident...my deepest wishes for a speedy recovery...hope you can find some peace of mind in knowing that in this crazy world, what goes around comes around, and the person who did this to you will get what they've got coming to them...legally & spiritually.....the karma gods shall deem it so! Hang in there, buddy!
i have a gun and a sword, is that the qualification as to being a karma god?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on June 26, 2006, 12:39:01 PM
i have a gun and a sword, is that the qualification as to being a karma god?

only if they are attached so that they function as a single weapon.
you think a karma-god would have separate swords and guns?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 27, 2006, 06:50:59 AM
update:  going to pick the shirts up after noon today (6/27).
we're in the home stretch now.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 27, 2006, 06:52:32 AM
update:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on June 27, 2006, 07:36:05 AM
yes! that means just another 6-8 weeks before it actually arrives on my doorstep  :P
glen, my mate thought you were some sort of shiesty internet thug who's stolen his $25 through paypal
but i asurred him not to worry."dont worry man this glen guy's legit"  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 27, 2006, 07:46:00 AM
but i asurred him not to worry."dont worry man this glen guy's legit"  :lol:

Just tell your friend Glen says YO to drugs, that should do.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 27, 2006, 08:41:51 AM
yes! that means just another 6-8 weeks before it actually arrives on my doorstep
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 27, 2006, 10:19:11 AM
the eagle has landed.

now the question:   do you want to see the shirts now in a pic or do you want to wait and be surprised when you open the mailbox?   
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 27, 2006, 11:02:45 AM
the eagle has landed.

now the question:   do you want to see the shirts now in a pic or do you want to wait and be surprised when you open the mailbox?   
surprise.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 27, 2006, 11:23:35 AM
Is that a trick question?

Were they printed in the wrong color or something, Glen?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 27, 2006, 11:40:03 AM
Is that a trick question?

Were they printed in the wrong color or something, Glen?

you wanted pink shirts with blue print right?  and then the others were supposed to be some sort of rust colored with green print.  and they say INDEEED across the top,   right??    ??????


 :wink:


Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on June 27, 2006, 04:27:15 PM
i'm not that patient
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 27, 2006, 06:58:17 PM
i'm not that patient

sorry cap.

but its just a little peek.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 27, 2006, 07:10:57 PM
No more teasing!
Need full
view!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 27, 2006, 07:40:13 PM
OMG!!!  I'm SO Excited!!!!!


You Rock, Glen!!!!  :D/
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 27, 2006, 07:59:46 PM
ah ah ah! charmi. you heard the captain.  UNLESS y'all can out vote him.

hey... I need address' from: sweet intuition, meanclown, don chente, smellis, skizmbts, kessel, klump/lunica, norecess, mopafeena.

you have probably given it to me 6 times already,  sorry bout that.

just PM me with them. thanks.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on June 27, 2006, 08:07:28 PM
glen - just pm'd ya info - thanks for all your efforts! (ps - we need more fridge art for the man!)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 27, 2006, 09:00:44 PM
Those blue ones look nice. 

Glen, if you have a blue XL or XXL left unpaid for I'll take it off your hands. 

If not, is there a possibility of another run of printing?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on June 27, 2006, 11:07:15 PM
i'm not that patient

sorry cap.

but its just a little peek.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 28, 2006, 12:04:03 AM
ah ah ah! charmi. you heard the captain.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 28, 2006, 05:27:11 AM

his arms match his face.

hey,  watch it.  I got feelings, you know.  :cry:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 28, 2006, 05:30:32 AM
Those blue ones look nice.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 28, 2006, 06:48:23 AM
Yeah, show a better pic. Pung Pung can close his eyes  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on June 28, 2006, 07:42:49 AM
indeed! post a good pic. i'll probably forget what the shirts look like by the time they get to me anyway
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 28, 2006, 07:47:43 AM
it shall be done.  later today.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 28, 2006, 07:54:13 AM
What did your wife think of the shirts?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 28, 2006, 08:13:51 AM
What did your wife think of the shirts?

she thought they were pretty damn cool.  she wants a black one, of course I "fucked up" and didn't order her one. 

heres the deal though....   long story short, I seem to be short 2 black XXL's. I got some re-evaluting to do tonight.  perhaps I should have done this the right way and sorted/counted them before I started jamming them in envelopes.    I'll start over from square one tonight.
but it looks like I'll be ordering more very soon, then I can get the wife her black shirt. and if you think for one minute I won't order her a blue one as well, your nuts.  I can just hear it now:
"what?  you didn't get me a blue one too?  what the hell?   I know I said I wanted a black but you should have known I wanted a blue one too.   you never listen to me.   whats this?  a medium?
are you saying I am fat?  you are aren't you?  your trying to tell me I'm fat!   I knew it!
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo!  you don't love me anymore!  you ASSHOLE!!"

all becuase I tried to give her what she asked for.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 28, 2006, 08:58:32 AM
all right, all right.
whenever glen wants to show.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 28, 2006, 11:01:45 AM
I seem to be short 2 black XXL's.


I see that there are a few black XL's unpaid for.  I can take an XL instead of a XXL if you don't mind. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on June 28, 2006, 11:24:59 AM
What did your wife think of the shirts?

she thought they were pretty damn cool.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 28, 2006, 04:54:31 PM
this better?

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/shirt002Custom.jpg)

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/shirt001Custom.jpg)

pretty cool, huh?

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 28, 2006, 05:40:07 PM
I'm impressed, the black looks really cool.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 28, 2006, 06:04:55 PM
I'm impressed, the black looks really cool.

want one? I gots a couple extras.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on June 28, 2006, 08:14:34 PM
glen, if it can make things easier you could swap my xxl for an xl. no prob
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on June 28, 2006, 08:16:02 PM
also the shirts look fukin sick!(great) snivlem over indeed any day
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 28, 2006, 08:55:01 PM
also the shirts look fukin sick!(great) snivlem over indeed any day
Yes, I don't think indeed would have looked as good as this.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 28, 2006, 10:03:54 PM
Hmmmm, I like the black more than the blue!  But I'll stick with my first choice of the blue.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 29, 2006, 12:15:33 AM
Fuck man!! The shirts look killer. Wow, they really turned out good.

Pretty sicky, huh.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 29, 2006, 02:08:27 AM
also the shirts look fukin sick!(great) snivlem over indeed any day

Yo! I didn't even know it was replaced, but then again, at the end I didn't keep track of all the changes to the shirt. Snivlem is a crap band though, released an album called Prick, it totally sucks and is untalented.

Who else is looking forward to other people's responses?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 29, 2006, 05:53:53 AM
Hmmmm, I like the black more than the blue!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on June 29, 2006, 06:50:21 AM
looking good!
remember when you get your shirts, you all have to post pictures of you wearing them!
(or your dog)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 29, 2006, 07:26:46 AM
heading to the post office tomorrow to ship 'em out. there is a high probability I am going to get punched in the nose when I walk in there with 30ish packages to send.
but the good news is the US folk should start seeing their shirts next week, europe and points elsewhere the week after that. 
honestly... a couple of you will wait a couple more days after that. I missed a couple people. but the printer says they will be ready to pick up in 1 week. so I might be able to pull this off without ever even admitting to who I missed!   let me throw out a generic apology for missing a couple.
but not to worry, if you sent me money, you WILL get your shirt, I promise.

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on June 29, 2006, 09:55:22 AM
i don't wanna be part of the missing couple
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 29, 2006, 10:18:13 AM
i don't wanna be part of the missing couple

good news (for you),  your not.  yours is all tucked tidy in an envelope.  the US postal sevice takes over in....  about 24 hours.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 29, 2006, 10:27:47 AM
Hmmmm, I like the black more than the blue!  But I'll stick with my first choice of the blue.
if I may add some commentary... I got myself one of each but the black was my first selection.  I gotta tell ya...   the blue is DAMN good looking. 

I went with the blue because I have too many black shirts. I was a little nervous at first about how it would turn out. And it turned out great. Beauuuuuuuuuutiful.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 29, 2006, 02:08:57 PM
Hmmmm, I like the black more than the blue!  But I'll stick with my first choice of the blue.
if I may add some commentary... I got myself one of each but the black was my first selection.  I gotta tell ya...   the blue is DAMN good looking. 

I went with the blue because I have too many black shirts. I was a little nervous at first about how it would turn out. And it turned out great. Beauuuuuuuuuutiful.
the women will look foxy and the men will look groovy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on June 29, 2006, 02:19:34 PM
Will the shirts help you get 'lucky'?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on June 29, 2006, 02:36:03 PM
Will the shirts help you get 'lucky'?

OF COURSE!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on June 29, 2006, 04:27:58 PM
Will the shirts help you get 'lucky'?

Me? DUH!  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on June 29, 2006, 05:11:33 PM
i want mine  today..... :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on June 29, 2006, 11:16:38 PM
Will the shirts help you get 'lucky'?

That's the plan  :wink:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on June 30, 2006, 05:32:07 AM
the shirts are coming.  run anxiously to your mailbox EVERYDAY.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on July 01, 2006, 01:20:36 PM
the shirts are coming.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 02, 2006, 01:23:21 AM
Will the shirts help you get 'lucky'?

That's the plan
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 02, 2006, 01:24:54 AM
Will the shirts help you get 'lucky'?

That's the plan
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 02, 2006, 06:41:18 AM
he jacks up the prices during summer
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 02, 2006, 05:31:01 PM
you think someone with my beautiful face and make-up would sell their body?
 :bs:

TUGJOBS HALF OFF!  FREE SONIC CONEY DOG AND TATER TOTS WITH EVERY OVERNIGHT STAY
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 02, 2006, 10:20:04 PM
you think someone with my beautiful face and make-up would sell their body?
 :bs:

TUGJOBS HALF OFF!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 03, 2006, 04:57:19 PM
the shirts are coming.  run anxiously to your mailbox EVERYDAY.

and feel the anxiety growth ...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 04, 2006, 09:05:12 AM
the shirts are coming.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 04, 2006, 09:35:19 AM
you think someone with my beautiful face and make-up would sell their body?
 :bs:

TUGJOBS HALF OFF!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 04, 2006, 04:36:06 PM
you put the hot dog in the cleveland steamer, it cooks, making it a coney dog.
nothing like fucking shit!

heh, i'm so disgusting...you brought it up though!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 04, 2006, 08:41:09 PM
I'm confused.


I'm also looking forward to the T-shirts.
Hopefully when I return from Prague, they will be waiting there, in all their glory. :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 04, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
I'm confused.


I'm also looking forward to the T-shirts.
Hopefully when I return from Prague, they will be waiting their, in all there glory. :)
Chicks in Prague TOTALLY dig snivlem shirts!
 :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 05, 2006, 02:35:47 AM
Hopefully when I return from Prague, they will be waiting their, in all there glory. :)
Chicks in Prague TOTALLY dig snivlem shirts!
 :D

Nice. I love that city.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 05, 2006, 04:22:57 AM
Pity I won't have them there :(

Yeah I hope it's good.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blacksanta on July 06, 2006, 07:32:13 PM
Anybody got there's yet? I'm still waiting with bated breath!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 06, 2006, 08:37:38 PM
I think it'd be cool to see somebody wearing these at the upcoming BigMelvins show!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 07, 2006, 03:59:02 AM
has everyone paid?
whos left on the loser list? :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 07, 2006, 05:27:03 AM
has everyone paid?
whos left on the loser list? :)

I hate to single anyone out, but...

smellis
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 07, 2006, 09:30:27 AM
yeah, that's weird vc hasn't payed yet.

i'm gonna get my gun

i've talked to rhett before on aim
if i see him on, i'll ask him about the payment.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 07, 2006, 01:07:34 PM
last I heard from rhett he no longer had internet service but said he would be in touch.

no biggie if I have to eat a shirt or two, but I'd like to move as many a possible, obviously.

I would think anyone in america should be seeing a shirt in their mailbox today, tomorrow, somewhere in there.
overseas folks.. I think you have a couple weeks yet. we shall see.   by the way, thought it would be funny to claim illegal prescription drugs on the customs form.  when your local law enforcement delivers your shirt with a pair of matching handcuffs, won't that be funny?!!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 07, 2006, 03:32:03 PM
sounds great! they almost did that when klump got a package saying "amphetamine reptile"
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on July 07, 2006, 07:41:04 PM
I'm still waiting for it, I thought the shirt would've came today, but now I'm praying it will be here tomorrow. 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on July 08, 2006, 10:20:35 PM
I'm sporting my new shirt as I type this.
Awesome job Glen, lunica, klump, and anyone else involved in getting this cool shirt out of your twisted imaginations and on my back.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: dontyoutellme on July 08, 2006, 11:02:06 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/non_delay/ melvins tshirt.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 09, 2006, 02:46:15 AM
Holy crap, that shirt looks great on you dontyoutellme!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 09, 2006, 05:39:59 AM
the shirts are looking good :D
maybe i'll get ours on monday!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 09, 2006, 09:12:33 AM
finally....  the shirts are finding their homes.

but i wouldn't get too excited if your in europe or australia (lunica, etc.),  the postman (woman) said 4 weeks, and its only been 2.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 09, 2006, 09:14:55 AM


Now I want a blue one.

look me up. extras still exist.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 09, 2006, 09:28:19 AM
maybe it'll be here in a week or something, cause once its arrived in norway, it'll get here in a day :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 09, 2006, 05:32:13 PM
*growls in despair*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 09, 2006, 05:33:30 PM
*growls in despair*

*quotes himself*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 09, 2006, 10:30:34 PM
*growls in despair*

*quotes himself*

 :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Guts on July 10, 2006, 01:23:15 AM
I got mine Saturday.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 10, 2006, 01:26:27 PM
i got mine today.
thank you sooo much glen.

we all said to take pictures of ourselves with it on.
here's mine.

(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/shirt-stache.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 10, 2006, 01:29:36 PM
sweet.    but you gotta shave that stache jamie.   :lol:

is a new thread in order for these pics or should we just go ahead and leave them here?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 10, 2006, 02:11:56 PM
we can just leave them here, so the ones who have already posted wont have to do it again :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 10, 2006, 02:42:19 PM
sweet. but you gotta shave that stache jamie. :lol:

is a new thread in order for these pics or should we just go ahead and leave them here?
haha
not much of one.

we can just leave them here, so the ones who have already posted wont have to do it again :D
hahahaha
i get it.

prefer me as a gal?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 10, 2006, 03:17:56 PM
haha, that's not what i meant! (although i do envy your shakira-like shapes)
i just thought you were (almost) as lazy as me :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on July 10, 2006, 04:11:08 PM
hell yeah bitches i got mine today too...

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on July 10, 2006, 04:27:04 PM
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/tshirt001-1.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 10, 2006, 06:20:34 PM
that shitty wood paneling is a great contrast to my frail sickly body.

i thought this shirt would jazz up my look.
mission FAILED.

heh, just kiddin'
ok ok ok
DON posted his pic, I posted mine, Glen posted his...who's next?
hm, hm?
the only person i know who's going to have a picture of his full face with the shirt is maarten
such a pretty girly boy.
he's gonna go to the salon and get styled before going to glamourshots to have it taken.
watch...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: dontyoutellme on July 10, 2006, 07:12:49 PM
that shitty wood paneling is a great contrast to my frail sickly body.

i thought this shirt would jazz up my look.
mission FAILED.

heh, just kiddin'
ok ok ok
DON posted his pic, I posted mine, Glen posted his...who's next?
hm, hm?
the only person i know who's going to have a picture of his full face with the shirt is maarten
such a pretty girly boy.
he's gonna go to the salon and get styled before going to glamourshots to have it taken.
watch...

your pic is great.. we match!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 10, 2006, 07:34:03 PM
Jamie looks like that guy in Sunno))).  Or Jesus.  I can't decide.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 10, 2006, 09:25:15 PM
i got mine today.
thank you sooo much glen.

we all said to take pictures of ourselves with it on.
here's mine.

(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/shirt-stache.jpg)
the pung is really jack white! :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blacksanta on July 10, 2006, 10:10:28 PM
I got mine on Saturday too. Thanx Glen and everyone involved! It looks great. I'll have to wear it at Big Belvins in September  :twisted:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 11, 2006, 12:22:49 AM
I want mine now!! And an Oompa Loompa!! Please.

Nah, i guess i'm just gonna have to be patient. I can't wait though.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Guts on July 11, 2006, 08:02:17 AM
Ok, here I am:

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e399/BMCXX/wtf.jpg)


My skin is a little red because I went outside.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 11, 2006, 09:44:23 AM

your pic is great.. we match!
thanks!

the pung is really jack white! :lol:
Quote
i wish.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 11, 2006, 10:28:03 AM
hey guts,  I don't think a barber or dentist would hurt you any.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Guts on July 11, 2006, 12:29:19 PM
hey guts,
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 11, 2006, 01:27:47 PM

But without my lovely flowing locks and pearly-white fangs, what am I!?

handsome
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 11, 2006, 02:44:07 PM
tom hanks?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 11, 2006, 04:55:16 PM

(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/shirt-stache.jpg)

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/captainspoof2007Custom.jpg)


WHAT????
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 11, 2006, 07:29:03 PM
the melvins are gonna love these beauties! they'll wear them.
glen you should be knighted! (http://forums.newdoom.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif)

p.s. i like how you mimicked the black elastic wristband
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 11, 2006, 09:14:34 PM
hahaha!

excellent man!
is that really you?
i thought you had short hair.
i like the look.
you don't match the pale, hairless body of mine though.
you must tan and have sex.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 11, 2006, 09:18:34 PM
hahaha!

excellent man!
is that really you?
i thought you had short hair.
i like the look.
you don't match the pale, hairless body of mine though.
you must tan and have sex.
doesnt everybody?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 11, 2006, 09:24:25 PM
hahaha!

excellent man!
is that really you?
i thought you had short hair.
i like the look.
you don't match the pale, hairless body of mine though.
you must tan and have sex.
doesnt everybody?
i don't, and i wish.
i put it as like he probably does it and i don't, i think what i said can be put in 2 ways.
i absolutely hate the beach, and heat, so...pale.
hey, you're really tan, aren't you?
but that's also your heritage.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on July 11, 2006, 10:33:00 PM
I got mine yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to add my own special touch to it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 12, 2006, 05:36:51 AM
hahaha!

excellent man!
is that really you?
i thought you had short hair.
i like the look.
you don't match the pale, hairless body of mine though.
you must tan and have sex.


its my new look.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 12, 2006, 08:23:21 AM
HAHA you silly bastard! you grafted maarten's locks onto your pic didn't ya?? hah
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 12, 2006, 08:58:32 AM
HAHA you silly bastard! you grafted maarten's locks onto your pic didn't ya?? hah

I wish I was that talented.  its a wig. 
if you look close notice all the small similarities...  the light switch on the left,  the "9 hair" mustache, the EXACT same spectacles, the doorway,  the black pants....

you probably can't tell one pic from the other, can you?

who should I do next?  sweet intuition?     dontyoutellme?   
I might just have to make it my goal to mock everyones t-shirt pic.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on July 12, 2006, 09:40:09 AM
long wait and no shirt make ben go something something
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on July 12, 2006, 09:48:07 AM
i'm totally confused!!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 12, 2006, 10:05:15 AM
long wait and no shirt make ben go something something

crazy?    don't mind if I do!    BBBLLRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!   AAAAHHHH!!!!!!      THTHTPPFFTTT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 12, 2006, 11:11:52 AM
wow. you guys have fancy light switches!
one with a lighthouse and the sea, and one wooden ornamental thingy!
mine's made of plastic!

i guess i should grow a stache for my pic as well :D
so glen(nifer)... why do you own a wig?
 :-$
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 12, 2006, 11:34:10 AM

so glen(nifer)... why do you own a wig?
 :-$

night job.

(actually its ensemble to a jesus H. christ halloween costume.  DON'T push me girl, YOUR mock photo is next!  :D  :P)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 12, 2006, 02:19:56 PM
Did someone just post a picture wearing the snivlem shirt with no pants, or am I hallucinating?  :shock:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: greenguy on July 12, 2006, 09:18:48 PM
Checks mail..........still nothing :( :( :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 12, 2006, 10:26:30 PM
HAHA you silly bastard! you grafted maarten's locks onto your pic didn't ya?? hah

I wish I was that talented.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on July 12, 2006, 10:27:26 PM
Did someone just post a picture wearing the snivlem shirt with no pants, or am I hallucinating? :shock:

Yeah, that was me.  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 12, 2006, 11:39:43 PM
Women in SnivleM shirts- it's just TOO much excitement!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 13, 2006, 11:44:29 AM
all shirts that are paid for are now in transit.  the last couple (that I fucked up and missed) went out today on a quick ship. 
so if you don't see a shirt in the next week or so look me up and we'll figure it out.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 13, 2006, 12:47:12 PM
long wait and no shirt make ben go something something

crazy?    don't mind if I do!    BBBLLRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!   AAAAHHHH!!!!!!      THTHTPPFFTTT!!!!!!!
:lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on July 13, 2006, 03:35:19 PM
I got my shirt in the mail today. I'll have a picture up as soon as the folks come back with the camera. Will saturday finally be the day we can put a face to the noname? I think so!

GLEN RULES!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blacksanta on July 13, 2006, 04:56:38 PM
I'd put a pic up but i'm waiting for KURDTLUVER to give a status on that art project I submitted a pic to. What up with the photogs homie?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 13, 2006, 10:00:57 PM
I'd put a pic up but i'm waiting for KURDTLUVER to give a status on that art project I submitted a pic to. What up with the photogs homie?

Where is Kurdtluvur? He seems to of dissappeared. Haven't seen him around here for ages.  :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on July 13, 2006, 11:23:31 PM
i was thinking the same shit
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 13, 2006, 11:35:15 PM
probably holidays, eh?
unless hes the hispanic guy who got shot outside sweet intuitions appartment..
or the serial raper.

haha, my guess is he uses his work computer for the forum, and is on a holiday now :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on July 13, 2006, 11:38:39 PM
some 15 year old got shot in the face down  here a couple days ago...

anyways back to the t shirt pics  i will post one of my mom with the pink shirt when she wears it
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 13, 2006, 11:41:41 PM
some 15 year old got shot in the face down
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on July 13, 2006, 11:43:23 PM
fuck yeah man..  nothing like a 50 year old mexican woman with a melvins t shirt huh
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 14, 2006, 01:34:27 AM
fuck yeah man..
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 14, 2006, 05:59:06 AM
some 15 year old got shot in the face down
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 14, 2006, 06:32:33 AM
in my town, theres been.... NONE!
haha. a few years ago an algerian neighbor killed some guy with an axe, chopped him up and put him in the freezer.
and his house burned down cause of a molotov.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 14, 2006, 09:02:10 AM
some 15 year old got shot in the face down  here a couple days ago...

anyways back to the t shirt pics  i will post one of my mom with the pink shirt when she wears it
Holy crap that's really cool.  Once I got my dad a cramps shirt, but he never wore it.  :x
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: dontyoutellme on July 14, 2006, 09:31:17 AM
HAHA you silly bastard! you grafted maarten's locks onto your pic didn't ya?? hah

I wish I was that talented.  its a wig. 
if you look close notice all the small similarities...  the light switch on the left,  the "9 hair" mustache, the EXACT same spectacles, the doorway,  the black pants....

you probably can't tell one pic from the other, can you?

who should I do next?  sweet intuition?     dontyoutellme?   
I might just have to make it my goal to mock everyones t-shirt pic.

you'll have to wear a skirt and be walking like someone shot you with a paintball gun to mimic my amazing photo!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: greenguy on July 14, 2006, 09:38:13 AM
Thanks Mr. Glen!
all shirts that are paid for are now in transit.  the last couple (that I fucked up and missed) went out today on a quick ship. 
so if you don't see a shirt in the next week or so look me up and we'll figure it out.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 14, 2006, 11:58:35 AM

you'll have to wear a skirt

if I must.


Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 14, 2006, 11:30:09 PM

you'll have to wear a skirt

if I must.




Well that didn't take much encouragement Glen
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 15, 2006, 02:04:39 AM
come on, hes obviously very devoted to this project.
i'm gonna parody them all as well!
i don't have a wig though, but i have some old loose dreads i can clip on to my hair.
i just need my shirt first!

how about a diaper?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 15, 2006, 03:58:29 AM
come on, hes obviously very devoted to this project.
i'm gonna parody them all as well!
i don't have a wig though, but i have some old loose dreads i can clip on to my hair.
i just need my shirt first!

how about a diaper?

 :lol: yes i do admire Glens devotion.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 15, 2006, 08:59:20 AM


 :lol: yes i do admire Glens devotion.

sometimes my imagination is larger than my motivation.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CH on July 15, 2006, 01:11:22 PM


 :lol: yes i do admire Glens devotion.

sometimes my unit  is larger than my motivation.
:shock:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 15, 2006, 03:10:12 PM
haha, i don't know which one should be bigger.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 15, 2006, 07:56:18 PM
haha, i don't know which one should be bigger.
he's the john holmes of motivated t-shirt makers.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 15, 2006, 11:23:59 PM
haha, i don't know which one should be bigger.
he's the john holmes of motivated t-shirt makers.

 :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 16, 2006, 10:55:13 AM


sometimes my unit
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 16, 2006, 12:11:08 PM


sometimes my unit  is larger than my motivation.


 :shock:

unit + imagination + motivation = masterbation!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: EL BORBAH on July 17, 2006, 08:17:29 AM
HAHA you silly bastard! you grafted maarten's locks onto your pic didn't ya?? hah

I wish I was that talented.  its a wig. 
if you look close notice all the small similarities...  the light switch on the left,  the "9 hair" mustache, the EXACT same spectacles, the doorway,  the black pants....

you probably can't tell one pic from the other, can you?

who should I do next?  sweet intuition?     dontyoutellme?   
I might just have to make it my goal to mock everyones t-shirt pic.

that's what I call situationism.... I can't wait to get mine! I'll let my mexi-mustache grow while waiting the postman
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 17, 2006, 11:50:04 AM
Will saturday finally be the day we can put a face to the noname? I think so!


well?????
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 19, 2006, 05:15:10 AM
i got our shirts!!!
now i just need to improve mine :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 19, 2006, 12:03:04 PM
Haven't got mine yet? :(

Knowing my luck they have been taken by the post fairies!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 19, 2006, 11:43:25 PM
Don't worry Kessel. I haven't got mine either  :(

Probally cause i live so far away.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: greenguy on July 20, 2006, 11:03:50 AM
Thank You Glen! Got it the other day. Will find a nice pretty way to pose for a picture.

SIDE NOTE: I cant wait for the next tour when the Melvins will be seeing us nerds in these shirts!
Also, if you have any XXL left we should chip in and send one to Dan Raymond :lol:
And the smallest one for Dale's daughter :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 20, 2006, 11:06:38 AM
Don't worry Kessel. I haven't got mine either  :(

Probally cause i live so far away.

Whereabouts are you living though?

Mine ain't arrived because the UK postal system is crap ( I hope ).
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 20, 2006, 11:14:45 AM
patience non-US'ers.   maybe i should have given the option for quick ship to you people.  thats my fault, sorry.   the US post told me 4 weeks on the overseas stuff.  its been about 3.   so I'd say anytime now.



and.. I'd be glad to send one to dan raymond.  anyone know how I could reach him?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 20, 2006, 11:17:22 AM
Yeah sure, would a cell phone number do? Hold on....
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 20, 2006, 11:37:12 AM
Yeah sure, would a cell phone number do? Hold on....


OR you could give me his social security number and I could track him down that way.

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: greenguy on July 20, 2006, 11:45:06 AM



and.. I'd be glad to send one to dan raymond.  anyone know how I could reach him?
Arent you on the Nerd list? He is easily accesable that way. When I get home Ill look through my archived mails and forward you his email.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 20, 2006, 11:59:17 AM

Arent you on the Nerd list?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Smellis on July 20, 2006, 04:22:08 PM
He's talking about the MELVINS list server. It's an archaic MELVINS messaging system that I believe you can become a member by E-Mailing MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM <MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM> The nerd list is cool.

Glen, I could give the shirt to Raymond for you if you want to send it. I see him at every show up here. Or I could get you his E-Mail address if you want to contact him for a mailing address.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 20, 2006, 05:46:31 PM
He's talking about the MELVINS list server. It's an archaic MELVINS messaging system that I believe you can become a member by E-Mailing MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM <MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM> The nerd list is cool.

Glen, I could give the shirt to Raymond for you if you want to send it. I see him at every show up here. Or I could get you his E-Mail address if you want to contact him for a mailing address.

give me his email address.  I'll email him and ask if he is interested.

this 'nerd list' DOES sound cool.   hhhhmmmm.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Smellis on July 20, 2006, 05:56:44 PM
OK will do.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: greenguy on July 20, 2006, 07:22:44 PM
pm sent.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: greenguy on July 20, 2006, 07:32:29 PM
He's talking about the MELVINS list server. It's an archaic MELVINS messaging system that I believe you can become a member by E-Mailing MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM <MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM> The nerd list is cool.

Glen, I could give the shirt to Raymond for you if you want to send it. I see him at every show up here. Or I could get you his E-Mail address if you want to contact him for a mailing address.

give me his email address.  I'll email him and ask if he is interested.

this 'nerd list' DOES sound cool.   hhhhmmmm.

Our badge of honor! :lol:
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/justinf001/nerd.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Smellis on July 20, 2006, 07:38:14 PM
Yep, we all have one. Someone sent one to Beto and there was a rumor that Mackie sent it. Not true, someone from the nerd list did, and I think I know who (Vigil!)  :shock:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: THE DON on July 20, 2006, 11:10:19 PM
fuck man im so mad... my mom got bleach all over her shirt today 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 20, 2006, 11:53:44 PM
Don't worry Kessel. I haven't got mine either
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 21, 2006, 02:31:46 AM
Yep, we all have one. Someone sent one to Beto and there was a rumor that Mackie sent it. Not true, someone from the nerd list did, and I think I know who (Vigil!)  :shock:

Ah shit, I loved the thought Mackie sent him that.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 21, 2006, 02:32:17 AM
He's talking about the MELVINS list server. It's an archaic MELVINS messaging system that I believe you can become a member by E-Mailing MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM <MELVINS-L@LISTSERV.AOL.COM> The nerd list is cool.

Didn't work for me :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 21, 2006, 03:50:33 AM
I wanna be a nerd too  :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 21, 2006, 07:24:06 AM
we should have sent some to buzz and dale :)
maybe they would use them as toilet paper!
i'm gonna take a picture of my improved shirt tomorrow!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 21, 2006, 07:45:09 AM
improved shirt?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 21, 2006, 08:09:15 AM
luni's very fussy,  she's probably shortening the sleeves
and taking it in at the waist for that girlish figure! :o
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on July 21, 2006, 10:03:35 AM
i think she's probably sewing a dozen extra-large & drooping fun bags onto it too, just for glen...teehee...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 21, 2006, 10:21:53 AM
I hear tell she's trying to make an evening gown out of it.   complete with melvins qee earings/brouche AND glass combat boots.   
thats gonna be a hot look.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 21, 2006, 10:42:25 AM
indeed
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 21, 2006, 07:22:17 PM
hey lun, is this what led you to being admitted to the ER?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 22, 2006, 08:44:10 AM
walking on water had already been done - so i made a go at walking on glass.
ok, it wasn't really on purpose, some asses had probably smashed a bottle or something before we got there, so the glass was just hanging out with us. we didn't invite it.

anyway, i cut off the sleeves of my XL shirt and made a belt, and i made the shirt slimmer.
i'm pretty pleased with it. i should be a sewing woman. or a lumberjack.

i'll post a picture when i learn how to stand :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 22, 2006, 08:47:21 AM
walking on water had already been done - so i tried glass.

I've done that a few times already, including the Jesus haircut. it's most fun when you're really drunk, 'cause you won't feel a thing and all the blood scares the hell out of people.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 22, 2006, 08:53:16 AM
haha, yeah!
there was a shitload of blood.
now we know why jesus wore sandals, eh?  :wink:

at least i haven't tried getting crusified yet!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 22, 2006, 09:10:14 AM
Haha yeah, I wear my sandals more often too now, before I liked walking around on bare feet a lot, especially at an occassion like a BBQ, but it's a little too risky. A friend of mine got burned by stepping at a burning coal about a month ago, If you ask me, BBQ is a dangerous place.

Hey sincde we seem to attract bad luck, maybe we can go javelin throwing at ATP and get Thurston Moore speared!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 22, 2006, 11:18:40 AM
it would probably ricochet off him, and hit one of us!
and leave us with no legs for the melvins concert.
we would have to walk on our arms, and we would see nothing at all!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 22, 2006, 12:20:08 PM
That would be devastating.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 22, 2006, 07:33:20 PM
Nothing to do with anything, but the sticky posts at the moment are not interesting me.

This post however, is.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 22, 2006, 11:34:32 PM
That would be devastating.

But oddly interesting to see.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on July 23, 2006, 09:54:57 AM
This T-Shirt suspense is killing me.... Now there's an idea. I could die, then the day after I die my special Melvins shirt could arrive in the mail and I could be burried in it. My corpse photos would of course be put up on here by family. That'd be special.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 23, 2006, 04:48:16 PM
*howls ...*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 24, 2006, 09:22:00 AM
damn...  luni and klump are the only overseas folk to see their shirts so far?    GOTTA be soon.  hang in there kids.  I'll go out on a limb and say this week for sure.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 24, 2006, 01:51:23 PM
*reads the future in the bowels of a sacrificed chicken and see no ill omen*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on July 24, 2006, 02:44:33 PM
Don't make me call you Vinney, Glen  :lol:

Nah, I can wait. In fact, I have waited most of my time I guess, waiting for something. I waste  ALOT of time. I blame the weed. On the other hand, it makes me appreciate the music better. And my surrealistic theories improve.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 24, 2006, 03:03:56 PM
haha. we only got them because of the norwegian mail system.
all parcels are carried by horse :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 25, 2006, 12:00:49 AM
haha. we only got them because of the norwegian mail system.
all parcels are carried by horse :D

all of ours are carried by kangaroos.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on July 25, 2006, 12:50:43 AM
haha. we only got them because of the norwegian mail system.
all parcels are carried by horse :D

all of ours are carried by kangaroos.
Did you ever work for a local tv station doing vox pops?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 25, 2006, 06:06:05 AM
haha. we only got them because of the norwegian mail system.
all parcels are carried by horse :D

all of ours are carried by kangaroos.
Did you ever work for a local tv station doing vox pops?

Um, No. haha  :lol:

Why?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on July 25, 2006, 07:38:35 AM
damn...  luni and klump are the only overseas folk to see their shirts so far?    GOTTA be soon.  hang in there kids.  I'll go out on a limb and say this week for sure.

a week? nice one. i've just about completely kept the shirt off my mind thinking it would take months.
i'll be suprised. cant wait now. i too might have to add my own little touch on the back
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 25, 2006, 06:10:26 PM
well ...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 26, 2006, 05:39:45 AM
well ...

its only wednesday,  here.    I suppose its next thursday, august 3 where your at.
hang in there.  by my calander you still got a couple more days this week.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 26, 2006, 08:25:51 AM
well ...

its only wednesday,
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 26, 2006, 01:06:51 PM

glen's feelin' the pressure mount.

nah,  I did my part.   the shirts are somewhere in postal space.    I just wish I would have tacked a couple more bucks to the cost and sent them airmail.   it was like 3 or 4 dollars for standard and 8 dollars for air.   
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on July 26, 2006, 02:05:34 PM

glen's feelin' the pressure mount.

nah,  I did my part.   the shirts are somewhere in postal space.    I just wish I would have tacked a couple more bucks to the cost and sent them airmail.   it was like 3 or 4 dollars for standard and 8 dollars for air.   

Daddy, what does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.



 :P :P :P
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 26, 2006, 02:22:49 PM

Daddy, what does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.



 :P :P :P

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on July 26, 2006, 02:36:58 PM
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6239/emot36rollingfg7.gif)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 26, 2006, 02:56:46 PM
they always come up with great opening songs.
anyone figure out yet that my thing at the bottom is a lyric from jimi?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 26, 2006, 03:03:19 PM
they always come up with great opening songs.
anyone figure out yet that my thing at the bottom is a lyric from jimi?

of course.  and you also make girls vomit.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Zelig on July 26, 2006, 03:29:09 PM
Don't make me call you Vinney, Glen
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 28, 2006, 01:48:58 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/snivlem.jpg)

 :P
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 28, 2006, 03:53:56 PM
echo in my empty mail box
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on July 28, 2006, 07:31:44 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/snivlem.jpg)

 :P


Hmmm, what's that in your hand, Conda?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 28, 2006, 07:39:53 PM
it's tobacco officer, i swear!!  8)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 28, 2006, 10:31:16 PM
echo in my empty mail box

mine too  :cry:

atleast i know that it IS actually coming though. That makes me feel a little better.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 31, 2006, 05:58:08 AM


atleast i know that it IS actually coming though.

fucking well better.   I got a reputation to uphold. 
US post is starting to make me look bad.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on July 31, 2006, 06:26:08 AM


atleast i know that it IS actually coming though.

fucking well better.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on July 31, 2006, 10:27:17 AM
(http://myspace-751.vo.llnwd.net/00990/15/75/990125751_l.jpg)


I need cool sunglasses like ana.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: maffymaff on July 31, 2006, 10:39:58 AM
I am now officially with t-shirt!

Cheers Glen!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 31, 2006, 10:54:29 AM
another satisfied customer!   


and...  holy shit, there really IS a manwithnoname.   

how long has this shirt thing been going on?  about 3 months-ish?  the idea about 6 months-ish?
glad its still bringing smiles.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 31, 2006, 11:04:49 AM
nice pic manwith.

yeah, what IS your real name?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 31, 2006, 11:26:22 AM
check this shit out...  some fuckhead just tried to bust into my paypal account. 
I got an email claiming to be from paypal saying someone was trying to access my account from a foreign IP address.  it said "click here" or they will suspend my account.
I called paypal on the phone and they said it was fraudulent and someone was trying to access my bank account.  they asked me to forward them the email and they would track down and prosecute the person or persons responsible for this. 
the email even had an official paypal heading.

the reason I post this here is because the only thing I use my paypal for is this T-shirt thing. there is literally barely ANY money in the paypal account OR bank account so if,  by some strange chance, one of you folks is responsible for this, I'm telling you you ain't getting no $ from me. theres nothing to take.   and the only reason I would possibly suspect anyone here is because,  like I said, this is the only thing I think I have ever used paypal for.

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 31, 2006, 11:34:55 AM
Crooks send them in mass emails hoping to get people who have paypal accounts to bite,
I've had them sent to my home email recently and I don't even have a paypal account.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 31, 2006, 11:37:29 AM
Crooks send them in mass emails hoping to get people who have paypal accounts to bite,
I've had them sent to my home email recently and I don't even have a paypal account.


yeah well,  they're fucking with the wrong McAfee Security System.  my shit shut their asses down!
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 31, 2006, 11:59:10 AM
i get those all the time :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 31, 2006, 01:27:51 PM
yeah, that happened to me a few months ago too.
i don't know what the hell happened.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on July 31, 2006, 02:26:57 PM
Yeah glen, it won't be anyone here, it's just a mass thing.

It sometimes takes a keen eye to tell if it's fake, but once you get the hang it's easy to tell.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: maffymaff on July 31, 2006, 02:38:35 PM
I've had a few sketchy Paypal emails.

Paypal say that their emails always have Dear Mr. Blah de Blah at the beginning whereas all the sketchy ones I've recieved have Dear Paypal customer. When ever I get one I forward it on to Paypal at - spoof@paypal.com
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on July 31, 2006, 03:08:18 PM
... was it a surface mail ?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on July 31, 2006, 03:20:07 PM
Post more pics with yer shirts dumpfbakke's!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on July 31, 2006, 03:32:30 PM
wow..weird post, glen...my bro-in-law just related a similar incident where someone hi-jacked his paypal ID, and made a $16 e-bay purchase!! Wild shit, right?? Paypal claims this incident was something akin to "testing the waters"...to see if the small amount purchase would go unchallenged, and then the hackers will try to follow-up with a major transaction! My concern is, what does that tell you about Paypal security? Or even ebay? I mean..the transaction originated from somewhere, and ended somewhere else - catch the scum for cryin' out loud! Also - general note (though I'm guessing everyone here in the states already knows this) - EBAY, for example, NEVER sends emails to your personal email address - they only send correspondence thru emails on their site. Same with most - if not all -  banks - if you think you've got an email from your bank claiming they want to verify your identity for security reasons? It's all total bullshit, regardless of how real the email looks! I usually hit the reply key and type in a zesty "Fuck Off & Die" and lo and behold, seconds later I receive an undeliverable email notice! Bastards!!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 31, 2006, 04:31:31 PM
(http://myspace-846.vo.llnwd.net/00991/64/87/991347846_l.jpg)
d'oh!
i want a new guitar!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 31, 2006, 04:46:18 PM
i just came.
thanks lune.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 31, 2006, 04:49:54 PM
haha, i know you're a person with one leg in both camps,
but i didn't think you liked edward scissorhands THAT much! :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 31, 2006, 05:01:25 PM
hmmm thats cool luni! its got me thinking maybe i should
get the scissors out and remove the sleeves from my shirt too.
it's a good look
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on July 31, 2006, 05:07:36 PM
i've got some more XL shirts i should do that with. but its too boring. i'm no sewing woman.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on July 31, 2006, 05:14:33 PM
i've got some more XL shirts i should do that with. but its too boring. i'm no sewing woman.

Who said you kneed to sue it? You NERD!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on July 31, 2006, 06:32:09 PM
fuck yeah lun,  that is HOT.      good pic.  I might just have to mock that one.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on July 31, 2006, 07:11:38 PM
fuck yeah lun,  that is HOT.      good pic.  I might just have to mock that one.

mock away, mein host! and nice work there, lunster!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 31, 2006, 07:12:51 PM
you said you'd mock up everyone's pics glen with your interp.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 01, 2006, 12:56:37 AM
you said you'd mock up everyone's pics glen with your interp.

Yeah, do it Glen. the pung mock was pretty good.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 01, 2006, 06:02:31 AM
i'm waiting for the mocking bird!
damn, i should have been wearing a skirt or something
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 01, 2006, 06:08:30 AM
you said you'd mock up everyone's pics glen with your interp.

I know.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 01, 2006, 07:25:54 AM
hey man i was only half serious, i know you have a life.
but if you do decide to do it, you have to get two
different colors of manic panic hair dye to do me;
'grape jelly' and 'scarlet harlot'  :P
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 01, 2006, 08:49:12 AM
once my shirt comes, there'll be a picture.  i'll attempt to make it interesting.  or is the idea to make it look like a mugshot?

i think i may pay extra for faster mail.  it's been long enough
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 01, 2006, 10:11:55 AM
i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 01, 2006, 10:23:05 AM
okay okay.  you foreigners are KILLING ME.   I feel awful, its all my fault, etc. etc.

this is why you haven't gotten your shirts:

when I figured the pricing for the shirts I used the cheapest possible postage to try to keep the cost down.  It was not explained to me that (here I go blaming someone else!) the cheap rate would entail people waiting for eons to get their shirts. 
when the day came to mail the shirts I went ahead and sent them economy. the woman said it would be 4 to 6 weeks.  I knew that was probably longer than you wanted to wait but it was damn near double to send it quicker. therefore my pocketbook would now be affected.   I figured 4 to 6 weeks was long, but not too long.

later when I went to the post office to send another batch out I asked the post-person about this again. I explained to her that I had sent them weeks previous and none had showed up yet.
she then said that my packages were waiting for a boat and they would only go when a boat was heading in the direction of final destination.  4 to 6 weeks could also be up to 8 weeks. I felt terrible but it was too late. the packages were out of my hands.   your shirts ARE coming, I just cannot say when.
I apologize to you people. I should have given you the option to pay for airmail. then you would have had them in about 1 week.   my bad, but I can't do a damn thing about it except say that I am sorry.
lesson learned.  so when we make themelvins.net britches and under-garments, I promise you I will send them airmail.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 01, 2006, 10:27:48 AM
i trust the good man
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 01, 2006, 11:13:18 AM
so when we make themelvins.net britches and under-garments, I promise you I will send them airmail.

awsome!  i can't wait to order these!   ...then not pay for 4 months
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 01, 2006, 11:35:02 AM
Don't worry Glen, I can feel the shirt is coming closer to my waiting body.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 01, 2006, 11:40:57 AM
Don't worry Glen, I can feel the shirt is coming closer to my waiting body.

your waiting body?   I don't think I like the sounds of that.      :-& :-s
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 01, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
Don't worry Glen, I can feel the shirt is coming closer to my waiting body.

your waiting body?   I don't think I like the sounds of that.      :-& :-s


Ha, me neither.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 01, 2006, 04:13:28 PM
she then said that my packages were waiting for a boat and they would only go when a boat was heading in the direction of final destination.

did you check out that they didn't send them with titanic 2? cause i heard it sank. i hope there were enough life wests, cause i don't think the shirts are capable of swimming just yet.

i've already had my shirt for a couple of weeks now.
go posten!
(http://posten.no/Posten/gfx/logotop.gif)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 01, 2006, 05:08:36 PM
Don't worry Glen, I can feel the shirt is coming closer to my waiting body.

your waiting body?   I don't think I like the sounds of that.      :-& :-s

he said that to me, but he was talking about my body and not the shirt.
you said forever maarten, (in a silent voice) forever!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 01, 2006, 05:19:08 PM
(http://martinkinch.members.beeb.net/forever.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 01, 2006, 05:23:47 PM
haha
looks like joe.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on August 01, 2006, 09:51:56 PM
so when we make themelvins.net britches and under-garments, I promise you I will send them airmail.

awsome!  i can't wait to order these!   ...then not pay for 4 months




Not to be anything like that guy Zelig ( http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1786;sa=showPosts ),

as anaconda previously showed.


However, vinnie, you have no room to talk. 


At all.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 01, 2006, 10:08:06 PM
I think Vinnie was just poking fun at himself.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 02, 2006, 01:21:25 AM
I think Vinnie was just poking fun at himself.


thanks.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on August 02, 2006, 05:18:08 AM
I apologise.
Sometimes I read the tones in text so well, yet sometimes miss them stupidly, I was quite tired though.
Sorry again.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 02, 2006, 05:20:27 AM
Kessel is alright.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 02, 2006, 12:14:35 PM
I apologise.
Sometimes I read the tones in text so well, yet sometimes miss them stupidly, I was quite tired though.
Sorry again.

no problem   :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D/ :roll:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 07, 2006, 07:46:07 AM
no shirts overseas yet huh?   

just did a little investigating.  I sent the shirts on 7-3.  so thats 5 weeks.  the post office said 6.
so SOON!              ..........I hope.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ___-----_____------_____ on August 07, 2006, 09:54:40 AM
I know this is late in tha ballgame and I haven't been following the T-Shirt threads but I curious...

what the hell does the T-shirt look like?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 07, 2006, 10:02:49 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/shirt001Custom-1.jpg)

theres the black one.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on August 07, 2006, 11:21:33 AM
I am still waiting anxiously. On the verge on panic.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 07, 2006, 11:42:53 AM
I am still waiting anxiously. On the verge on panic.

DON'T PANIC!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 07, 2006, 11:49:18 AM
I am still waiting anxiously. On the verge on panic.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1397/montage0118mr.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 07, 2006, 11:57:44 AM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/KESSEL.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 07, 2006, 01:05:14 PM
Haha, that's a great one, Brad!  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 07, 2006, 01:20:43 PM
 :lol:  well done conda.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 07, 2006, 03:19:03 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 07, 2006, 06:54:02 PM
INDEEED! :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 08, 2006, 01:24:59 AM
hahahha  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 08, 2006, 04:36:00 PM
Have you seen the movie Single White Female?
This picture is more like Single White Male.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1903/mellltwinsip5.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 08, 2006, 05:31:04 PM
I'm seeing double.   
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 08, 2006, 09:46:02 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 08, 2006, 10:53:34 PM
They're attacking!
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/221/snivlem2xm7.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 09, 2006, 01:18:08 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on August 09, 2006, 03:35:08 AM
Got the shirts, I'm extremely happy!!!

Thanks very much glen, this is much appreciated!

I'm speechless.  Now i'm gonna go wear the shirt.  Everywhere!

I'll try to get a picture, but you know can't promise anything....
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 09, 2006, 04:30:21 AM
 :( no shirt for me.

Damn postal service.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 09, 2006, 04:55:03 AM
They're attacking!
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/221/snivlem2xm7.jpg)
now thats a nightmare! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on August 09, 2006, 07:54:59 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on August 09, 2006, 10:19:25 AM
Whos the one with long hair, glasses and a blue shirt?
Er.. I mean the one wtih curlier hair
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 09, 2006, 10:21:01 AM
Whos the one with long hair, glasses and a blue shirt?
Er.. I mean the one wtih curlier hair

thats Captain Pungent's big brother,  uuuummm....  Major Stink.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 09, 2006, 02:14:12 PM
Glen, this is a stupid question, but is that my hair?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 09, 2006, 02:29:20 PM
i think he said something about wearing a wig, but it sure looks like your hair!
does he have copyright to use it?  :-s
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 09, 2006, 02:35:41 PM
Glen, this is a stupid question, but is that my hair?

no.    someone else asked that too.         lunica is well informed.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 09, 2006, 02:39:27 PM
every little thing is important to me.
thats why they call me a dictionary.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 09, 2006, 02:40:19 PM
every little thing is important to me.
thats why they call me a dictionary.
The human dictionary!  :P
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 09, 2006, 02:48:24 PM
I thought it came from this photo, but apparently not.

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:aQ-26nqbQAzmUM:http://dl.audioscrobbler.com/avatar/8c12dc72ffbcec784bc324cdb286a4e3.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 09, 2006, 05:08:45 PM
I thought it came from this photo, but apparently not.

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:aQ-26nqbQAzmUM:http://dl.audioscrobbler.com/avatar/8c12dc72ffbcec784bc324cdb286a4e3.jpg)
what? a photo of micheal hutchence?

(http://www.balynce.com/html/pics/hutchcd.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 10, 2006, 01:18:49 AM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: GrimReaper on August 10, 2006, 04:42:49 AM

The switch cover in the Glen/Pung pictures is from Cape Hatteras, NC. Just visited there and can't believe I didn't notice this detail before:

Cape Hatteras Lighthouse

Marked with its distinctive balck and white stripes stands 210 feet tall, making it the tallest lighthouse in America.

The lighthouse, built in 1870, was originally designed to warn mariners of the dangerous Diamond Shoals and now guards "Graveyard to the Atlantic," the shipwreck laden waters off the Outer Banks.

Today, the lighthouse is equipped with a revolving beacon making it visible for 20 miles.

Threatened by erosion, the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse was moved 2900 feet to the southwest for preservation.

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: GrimReaper on August 10, 2006, 04:45:29 AM

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1903/mellltwinsip5.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 10, 2006, 08:58:51 AM

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1903/mellltwinsip5.jpg)
is it me or pung's skin looks translucent?  nice info grim, i remember watching a doc on the moving of that lighthouse.  we should work harder to preserve landmarks such as these.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 10, 2006, 09:26:12 AM
correctamundo.
that is the lighthouse, the switch was there before we moved into the house though.
family is about to move so we're not gonna deal with replacing the cheesy thing.
i look thin in that picture, i think it's a small t-shirt too...strange.
as for my skin, i don't see it, can you see my veins or something?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on August 11, 2006, 07:21:21 AM
I wore my t-shirt last night, it felt amazing.  As soon as I walked in this club, everyone turned and stared at it.

They were all watching it, until I looked at them when their eyes flinched away.

It was like a glow in a field of dead rats.


On another note:
But seriously, it was full of sweaty people who were moving their hair about to music I dislike.  Nobody noticed.  But I had the power, I knew this t-shirt was precious, it was the treasure.


I love these t-shirts.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on August 11, 2006, 07:25:08 AM
I wore my t-shirt last night, it felt amazing.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 11, 2006, 08:10:37 AM
But seriously, it was full of sweaty people who were moving their hair about to music I dislike.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 11, 2006, 10:38:07 AM
I wore my t-shirt last night, it felt amazing.  As soon as I walked in this club, everyone turned and stared at it.

They were all watching it, until I looked at them when their eyes flinched away.

It was like a glow in a field of dead rats.

 
I love these t-shirts.

Ha, that's great.  :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 11, 2006, 11:15:50 AM
Got mine today, and it looks even cooler than I hoped it would!

A picture follows asap, whenever that is.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 11, 2006, 01:39:27 PM
nothing yet vin.   haven't checked the mailbox yet though.

glad to hear the shirts are finally starting to show up overseas.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 11, 2006, 05:49:17 PM
shit, i hope it fucking gets there.  i knew i shouldn't have sent cash....
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 13, 2006, 07:05:56 AM
A picture follows asap, whenever that is.

(http://static.flickr.com/86/213945236_24ed0ca111_o.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on August 13, 2006, 07:15:57 AM
hahah i was about to say that its illegal what you do on some of the pics then i realised where are you from :P
naise pikks

hey glen did you get my dough?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 13, 2006, 07:33:52 AM
you're such a badass maar.
looks like you just beat up some kid for his milk money.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on August 13, 2006, 08:29:51 AM
nice jacket, wino
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 13, 2006, 09:32:48 AM
hahah i was about to say that its illegal what you do on some of the pics then i realised where are you from :P
naise pikks

In Holland you have to try really hard to break the law. My friend Jochem, who is a cop in Amsterdam, took the pictures by the way.

you're such a badass maar.

Just because I have long hair and a SNIVLEM shirt?

nice jacket, wino

Thanks, I like it too!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 13, 2006, 10:12:12 AM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 13, 2006, 11:06:19 AM
i guess the next melvins shirt will be a hairy lightswitch :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 13, 2006, 12:08:33 PM
vinny - got your money.      nice packaging!
I'll send your shirts out on monday (tomorrow)

kurva,  no money yet.  I been watching for it.  I'll let you know when I get it.

buckwheat...  you are one sick individual.  and I for one like it.   =D>
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 13, 2006, 02:54:21 PM
i'm glad to hear you got the money.  i was a little worried about that.
is the delivery estimate of 4 weeks still accurate?  that pains me.
can i paypal you a few extra bucks for expedited shipping or something?  i'm an impatient bastard
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 13, 2006, 03:41:26 PM
nah.  if I get them in the mail monday, you'll probably have them before the end of the week.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 14, 2006, 12:14:41 AM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: EL BORBAH on August 14, 2006, 09:17:22 AM
Damn......... Are the postal services including the crafting of boats before shipping?
The 1rst time I take more than 1 month 1/2 to prepare my bro's birthday I faile anyway.....
I'm really unlucky with postals this days
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: EL BORBAH on August 14, 2006, 09:34:48 AM
(http://www.cwu.ie/Images/Postman%20in%20Snow.jpg)

I wich he has this kind of excuse for beeing so late
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 14, 2006, 07:17:08 PM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)

 :lol: :lol:
this is getting out of hand. pung is sooo petite! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 14, 2006, 07:27:16 PM
poor guy's anemic from fu_king so much.  :o  Am I the only budrick that got the black T?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 14, 2006, 08:57:19 PM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)

 :lol: :lol:
this is getting out of hand. pung is sooo petite! :lol: :lol:

haha, yeah, i'm kinda the guy that can look really young and sickly
heroin chic stuff.
but come on, look at also my comparison, a dutch that's about 6' 7'' or something and glen charles nelson reilly
from the guys of lysol, i'm dale crover of the group.
i THINK you know what i mean.
yep.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 14, 2006, 09:06:11 PM
I think you pretty much know everyone here digs ya.
I even say shit like 'Cappy said this..'  to my gf and co workers
and they all say 'whos this imaginary cappy'??
I say he's an internet fairy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 14, 2006, 09:09:28 PM
impressive compliment.
thanks.


who else here is needed to take a pic?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 14, 2006, 09:09:54 PM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)

 :lol: :lol:
this is getting out of hand. pung is sooo petite! :lol: :lol:

haha, yeah, i'm kinda the guy that can look really young and sickly
heroin chic stuff.
but come on, look at also my comparison, a dutch that's about 6' 7'' or something and glen charles nelson reilly
from the guys of lysol, i'm dale crover of the group.
i THINK you know what i mean.
yep.
it looks like melvolution.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 14, 2006, 09:11:45 PM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)

 :lol: :lol:
this is getting out of hand. pung is sooo petite! :lol: :lol:

haha, yeah, i'm kinda the guy that can look really young and sickly
heroin chic stuff.
but come on, look at also my comparison, a dutch that's about 6' 7'' or something and glen charles nelson reilly
from the guys of lysol, i'm dale crover of the group.
i THINK you know what i mean.
yep.
it looks like melvolution.
hahahahaha
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 15, 2006, 12:58:20 AM
poor guy's anemic from fu_king so much.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 15, 2006, 01:50:42 AM
ONE OF US!

(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1945/melmar2nf0.jpg)

 :lol: :lol:
this is getting out of hand. pung is sooo petite! :lol: :lol:

Hehe.

Btw, that's really two joints I'm skoing there  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 15, 2006, 02:23:08 AM
shit.  as soon as my shirt arrives, i'll be taking a photo in front of a wood paneled wall.
if i can't manage that, i at least want my head/body photoshopped onto someone else's body/joint smokeage.

can't wait!


heyy glenny buddy...did you get em out on monday?  don't feel bad if you didn't
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 15, 2006, 06:29:38 AM

heyy glenny buddy...did you get em out on monday?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 15, 2006, 02:54:17 PM

heyy glenny buddy...did you get em out on monday?  don't feel bad if you didn't

yupper.  the shirts are on their way to mumma and daddy-o's house.    should be there thursday-ish.

observation:  I like how the shirts are fucked up no matter how you try to look at them.  ass backwards and screwed up 6 ways till sunday, even in a mirror.   


and by the way... I tried to get a shirt into the hands of dan raymond.  guess he decided he wanted no part of that.  2 emails and no response.   maybe he's in cahoots with richie goodtimes.


Dan's a good guy- If he goes on this tour, I'm almost sure he'd be pleased to see it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 15, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
lets stalk him.
don't you think he would find it intriguing with a mob of hairy, shirt-wearing light switch fans?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 16, 2006, 05:43:52 AM
lets stalk him.
don't you think he would find it intriguing with a mob of hairy, shirt-wearing light switch fans?

is that how exciting we are? that a lightswitch actually draws more attention then ourselves in those pics?        thats not so good.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 16, 2006, 06:45:24 AM
haha, do you guys want to see a picture of my frail body without a t-shirt?
this may please you gals on the board, and maarten:
it's full of white skin and burn marks.

i just made this observation today after i got out of the shower:
i look like a young heroin addicted matt pike.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 16, 2006, 07:38:36 AM
haha, do you guys want to see a picture of my frail body without a t-shirt?
this may please you gals on the board, and maarten:
it's full of white skin and burn marks.

Girls love muscleless arms!

 :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 16, 2006, 08:04:21 AM
haha, do you guys want to see a picture of my frail body without a t-shirt?
this may please you gals on the board, and maarten:
it's full of white skin and burn marks.

Girls love muscleless arms!

 :lol:
4 years ago my friend, 4 years ago...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 16, 2006, 10:24:08 AM
Girls love muscleless arms!

 :lol:
4 years ago my friend, 4 years ago...

indeed.  2002: the year of the frail.

?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 16, 2006, 11:07:10 AM
I'm guessing thats when he started drumming. Hence, 4 years later, larger biceps
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 16, 2006, 07:25:47 PM
I'm guessing thats when he started drumming. Hence, 4 years later, larger biceps
nope
i started when i was 6, got a toy drumset then, then at 11 i got a real drumset and started playing.
then about 14 i got the drumset i use now, tama rockstar sunrise finish(?i think?) 4 piece.
4 years ago is when the picture was taken he was referring to on my myspace.
i've changed a bit since then...good or bad in different eyes.
if you want to know ANYTHING else about me, I will be more than happy to tell you my embarrassments
and about the painstakingly weird and retarded person that is me.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on August 16, 2006, 07:48:28 PM
has anyone in the southern hemisphere recieved their shirt yet? the suspense is seriously starting to take it's toll ](*,)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ManWithNoName on August 16, 2006, 09:01:37 PM
Poor guy, if it's any consolation I'm wearing mine now... hahahahahahahahahahahaha sucker
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 17, 2006, 01:08:02 AM
has anyone in the southern hemisphere recieved their shirt yet? the suspense is seriously starting to take it's toll ](*,)

Nope  :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 18, 2006, 12:44:24 PM
nobody in europe/australia yet, huh?

man, I feel like shit.   how did maarten get his then?  I sent his out a couple days after the rest and he gets his first?   thats just fucked up.

hang in there.  its coming, I promise.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 18, 2006, 01:08:14 PM
well, i don't know about the southern hemisphere, my guess is i'm in the northern hemisphere, if there is such a thing?
but anyway, i got my shirt (and klumps) like a month ago or something, so its probably the foreign postal companies that are slow, when they take over the packages..
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ___-----_____------_____ on August 18, 2006, 01:42:40 PM
is anyone planning on giving the band a few shirts?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 18, 2006, 02:43:52 PM
is anyone planning on giving the band a few shirts?
Glen would end up footing the bill.  Hell no!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 18, 2006, 03:14:24 PM
if only you johnnys knew the workings behind the scenes here,
the dispatch of garments is already broached and the band will get them
pm your local glenjimina
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 18, 2006, 03:17:50 PM
if only you johnnys knew the workings behind the scenes here,
the dispatch of garments is already broached and the band will get them
pm your local glenjimina


only truth is spoken here.

now to develop an elaborate plan involving disguises , espionage and identity theft in order to get the shirts onto melvins backs.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 18, 2006, 03:19:31 PM
Does Tim moss get a shirt?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 18, 2006, 03:25:33 PM
Does Tim moss get a shirt?

I guess that depends on wether he wears extra petite or XXXXXL.

(seeing as thats about all I have left.)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: meanclown on August 18, 2006, 04:29:19 PM
send him the giant one...he can wear it as a mumu...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 18, 2006, 05:04:34 PM
i think dales kid wants the petite one.
unless you have mini me's address!?
or mr. pattons for that sake.. :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 19, 2006, 12:40:38 AM
nobody in europe/australia yet, huh?

man, I feel like shit.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 19, 2006, 10:17:08 AM
*sighs*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on August 19, 2006, 10:16:40 PM
You do not use "smileys" but instead use *stars*.
It is different.

I am not sure what to think.

Whether you are trying to be or you are trying not to be.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 20, 2006, 04:51:09 AM
You do not use "smileys" but instead use *stars*.
It is different.

I am not sure what to think.

Whether you are trying to be or you are trying not to be.

i hate emoticons ...

*raises his hat and smoothes his moustache*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 20, 2006, 05:01:17 AM
... anyway i'd like to unearth the emoticon that would express the following sentence : *plays a funeral march on a toy piano* ...


and


*where on hell is my beautiful melvins shirt ?*


or

*why is there something instead of nothing*



Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 25, 2006, 10:55:45 AM

*where on hell is my beautiful melvins shirt ?*


somebody from australia or europe please tell me you got your shirt this week.   somebody,  please.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on August 25, 2006, 08:21:29 PM
I only have bad news, it's not here yet. It can't be far off.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 25, 2006, 08:48:42 PM

*where on hell is my beautiful melvins shirt ?*


somebody from australia or europe please tell me you got your shirt this week.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on August 25, 2006, 08:59:02 PM
How come I never saw this topic? :(

Reprint!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 12:32:15 AM

*where on hell is my beautiful melvins shirt ?*


somebody from australia or europe please tell me you got your shirt this week.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: skizm_bts on August 26, 2006, 12:34:51 AM
nah mane  :?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on August 26, 2006, 01:22:22 AM
IT ARRIVED TODAY! Weird considering it's a saturday, but it's here.

I'm serious too.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 01:39:13 AM
IT ARRIVED TODAY! Weird considering it's a saturday, but it's here.

I'm serious too.

Today? on a saturday? In Australia?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on August 26, 2006, 01:41:46 AM
Yeah, In Australia, Victoria, on a saturday. Very strange.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 01:42:40 AM
Yeah, In Australia, Victoria, on a saturday. Very strange.

Holy shit!! that's where i am. better check my mail box.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 01:53:06 AM
I checked.

It wasn't there  :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: jeremy on August 26, 2006, 02:00:09 AM
Can't be far away.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 02:02:42 AM
Yeah, i might get it monday
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 26, 2006, 08:06:47 AM
the pictures of people with their shirts on go in which thread?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 08:08:18 AM
the pictures of people with their shirts on go in which thread?

I think people were just posting them in this thread.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 26, 2006, 08:33:55 AM
the pictures of people with their shirts on go in which thread?

I think people were just posting them in this thread.

Yeah, and me too.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 26, 2006, 09:40:28 AM


I think people were just posting them in this thread.

Yeah, and me too.

"people" and MarMar?  well then i will Definitely post them here.

right now.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 26, 2006, 09:44:19 AM
it was close to 4 in the AM, and i had been drinking some, so excuse any facial distortion.
no pictures of the black one, but i'm sure you'll manage.

(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m186/vcavallo/IMG_0053.jpg)


and of course, here is one posing with my light switch. ...weren't we supposed to pose with a light switch or something like that? 

(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m186/vcavallo/IMG_0055.jpg)


maybe if you're lucky i'll take a picture of myself with my FAVORITE switch plate in the house: the one that gives off a mild electric current when you touch it with two knuckles..     ???? 
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 26, 2006, 09:51:45 AM
classic.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 26, 2006, 10:21:35 AM
haha, nice vinney.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 26, 2006, 12:33:43 PM
its all about the lightswitch.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 26, 2006, 02:26:21 PM
the usual suspects

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2981/melclonezaiv7.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 26, 2006, 02:37:29 PM
hahahha.  more! bigger!  i like these
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 26, 2006, 02:41:39 PM
yah, the small pics don't do justice to the lineup.  let me get the high res pics.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 26, 2006, 02:43:18 PM
maarten's benicio del toro's character.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: SchnabelA on August 26, 2006, 02:49:01 PM
I don`t know if I`ve said it before, but the T-shirt looks fantastic. Who is the creator? Do you have two mini-mini-shirts for my budgies, Glen?  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 26, 2006, 02:58:42 PM
hahaha budgie shirts.

lunica and klump are responsible for the design and we all bow down graciously to them every morning.  (or is that just me?  is anyone else joining me in turning towards the North East and blowing a kiss?)
the colors are really fantastic.  the black is cool, but the blue is really nice looking.  i remember there was some moaning about the blue and pink, but i think everyone is happy now. 

glen, do you have some sort of record of how many people ordered shirts?  not how many shirts, but how many individuals.  i'd like to know what percentage of active posters wear one.

i got mine on right now.  in fact, maybe i'll leave the black one on a hook near my computer and put it on when i log onto the board, then take it off when i get off.
hehe, of course that's a joke.  :-$ :-$ it's not.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: SchnabelA on August 26, 2006, 03:13:33 PM
My fellow norwegians are making me proud. Applause to the Larvik Melvinsans!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 26, 2006, 05:26:23 PM
thanks, but it all happened thanks to glenda!
he works like a thousand ants.

so, it seems like i'm the buff, athletic one, eh? :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 26, 2006, 05:41:38 PM
the usual suspects

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2846/melcloneznw7.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9326/lineupbigfu2.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 26, 2006, 05:50:26 PM
Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 26, 2006, 06:14:34 PM


glen, do you have some sort of record of how many people ordered shirts?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 26, 2006, 06:16:18 PM
Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: GrimReaper on August 26, 2006, 06:18:37 PM
maarten's benicio del toro's character.

Which movie?




Who's in line up position 4?

Pung/Glen/Norecess/?/Vinny

?=Luni
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 26, 2006, 06:22:31 PM
usual suspects.

"kaisa sosay!!  they say he a bootcha!!"

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 26, 2006, 06:24:03 PM
maarten's benicio del toro's character.

Which movie?




Who's in line up position 4?

Pung/Glen/Norecess/?/Vinny


?=Luni
yessir
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: GrimReaper on August 26, 2006, 06:25:34 PM

Thanks Glen, Got it!

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0114814/Ss/0114814/fcstil_0087.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0114814
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 26, 2006, 10:55:41 PM
Vinny, your light switch pic is a classic.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 27, 2006, 12:53:13 AM
why thank you.  i try
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on August 27, 2006, 06:18:34 AM
the usual suspects

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2846/melcloneznw7.jpg)
new melvins on the block.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on August 27, 2006, 06:34:42 AM
i'm the muscular one!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 28, 2006, 02:36:43 AM
got my t-shirt today ...


*feels relieved*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 28, 2006, 04:45:59 AM
got my t-shirt today ...


*feels relieved*

i didn't  :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 28, 2006, 07:28:54 AM
got my t-shirt today ...


*feels relieved*

i didn't  :(

i'm gonna share it
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 28, 2006, 07:31:26 AM
got my t-shirt today ...


*feels relieved*

i didn't
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 28, 2006, 07:37:14 AM
got my t-shirt today ...


*feels relieved*

i didn't  :(

i'm gonna share it

Thanks Hog  :D

it'll be yours next week ... i hope you're not that tall
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 28, 2006, 07:41:39 AM
got my t-shirt today ...


*feels relieved*

i didn't
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on August 28, 2006, 11:02:47 AM
the usual suspects

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2846/melcloneznw7.jpg)

Whos the second dude fro m right?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on August 28, 2006, 11:18:36 AM
the usual suspects

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2846/melcloneznw7.jpg)

Whos the second dude fro m right?

klump's boyfriend  :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 28, 2006, 12:24:51 PM
I thought it was Capn's boyfriend!!! :shock:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 28, 2006, 03:21:51 PM
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4128/melvins002boq2.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 28, 2006, 03:38:14 PM
this picture makes me very happy.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 28, 2006, 03:38:54 PM
That is one damn fine looking garment!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 28, 2006, 04:25:42 PM
I think I'm going to have to do another print.  who wants one??
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 28, 2006, 04:57:48 PM
I think I'm going to have to do another print.  who wants one??

haha ... i need the blue one
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 28, 2006, 06:28:41 PM
the blue one is top tomato
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 28, 2006, 06:29:43 PM
this picture makes me very happy.    but where's the lightswitch?
More importantly, why is hog blog riding his motorcycle in his house? :shock:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on August 28, 2006, 06:45:29 PM
Or conversely, Why does he have a computer in his garage?  :o
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on August 28, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
I want a black one!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 29, 2006, 01:13:15 AM
I think I'm going to have to do another print.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 29, 2006, 03:36:14 AM
this picture makes me very happy.    but where's the lightswitch?
More importantly, why is hog blog riding his motorcycle in his house? :shock:

because it's rainy outside
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 29, 2006, 10:36:42 AM
for real... I think I'm doing another print.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 29, 2006, 11:23:49 AM
australia seems to be far far far away
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 29, 2006, 12:13:39 PM
australia seems to be far far far away

you can't get there from here.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 29, 2006, 10:35:44 PM
australia seems to be far far far away

you can't get there from here.

not by bus, not by train
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 30, 2006, 12:10:18 AM
not by monorail or plane
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 30, 2006, 12:11:45 AM
well, by plane maybe.  8)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on August 30, 2006, 12:23:31 AM
well, by plane maybe.  8)

how does it feel to be so ... unreachable ?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on August 30, 2006, 12:25:28 AM
well, by plane maybe.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on August 30, 2006, 12:30:18 AM
well, by plane maybe.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 30, 2006, 08:29:44 AM
keep those shirt orders coming in.   buy one for that someone special in your life.  a significant other.    buy the other color,  I don't care.

just buy more so I can go to the printer with a better order than 6 shirts.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 30, 2006, 09:50:01 AM
are any of you going to wear the shirts at any of their upcoming shows?

you should bet me to do it...i'll get a picture of me hugging buzz with it...

just waiting for the bet!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on August 30, 2006, 10:47:58 AM
are any of you going to wear the shirts at any of their upcoming shows?

you should bet me to do it...i'll get a picture of me hugging buzz with it...

just waiting for the bet!
I bet you get backstage with the shirt.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on August 30, 2006, 10:57:50 AM
I dont know.

With this one on the other hand..
(http://www.darylvocat.com/children%20gay%20shirt.jpg)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on August 30, 2006, 11:10:14 AM

I bet you get backstage with the shirt.

take your knee-pads.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 30, 2006, 01:24:18 PM
that shirt is rad, smoke.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 01, 2006, 01:43:42 PM
last chance fuckers.  tuesday I call the printer. if you want a shirt send me a pm over the weekend.  don't wait till the liquidation sale.  buy now, now ,now!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on September 01, 2006, 01:45:52 PM
last chance fuckers.  tuesday I call the printer. if you want a shirt send me a pm over the weekend.  don't wait till the liquidation sale.  buy now, now ,now!

i don't remember if i already pmed you ... or not
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 01, 2006, 03:04:50 PM
last chance fuckers.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Kessel on September 01, 2006, 08:27:56 PM
Good job, i want to see another picture!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Condoleeza on September 03, 2006, 06:59:04 PM
wait, you guys have fan club t-shirts?

Did I walk into a goddamned Pearl Jam board by mistake?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 03, 2006, 07:09:10 PM
wait, you guys have fan club t-shirts?

Did I walk into a goddamned Pearl Jam board by mistake?

thats your first post?! holy shit thats the best post ever! =D>
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on September 03, 2006, 07:49:22 PM
Uh oh, we're being infiltrated by gigposter fags!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on September 03, 2006, 08:23:18 PM
it's GichieRoodtimes   :P
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 04, 2006, 10:31:16 AM
it's GichieRoodtimes
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 04, 2006, 11:49:53 AM
wait, you guys have fan club t-shirts?


well yeah.  we put our names on the upper left breast.   did you want one condy?   there is a minor melvins fanclub initiation process,
standard forms, background check, etc.

pm me and I'll get the paperwork in the mail.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on September 04, 2006, 11:51:12 AM
I want to see pictures of someone with a fan shirt with Gichie Goodtimes.

p.s. I hope the gigposter people come up with some decent designs this time.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 04, 2006, 12:07:02 PM
I want to see pictures of someone with a fan shirt with Gichie Goodtimes.

p.s. I hope the gigposter people come up with some decent designs this time.

i'll try my hardest
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on September 04, 2006, 05:36:22 PM
"I would happily contribute to any fund that pays for travel expenses for Richie to personally hunt down anyone wearing a fan club shirt and jizzing themselves over scoring a strip of gaffers' tape from the stage and beat them to death with a two foot rubber dong."
-a gigposter fag

AHAHA.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 05, 2006, 06:19:43 AM
wait, you guys have fan club t-shirts?

Did I walk into a goddamned Pearl Jam board by mistake?


don't know.   but I feel like I walked into a tool messageboard by the way there are 8 jillion new people here in the last week who "think the melvins fucking rock!!"  after "seeing them open for tool in 2001!"

(the nazi blood wells up from deep within)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: CaptainPungent on September 05, 2006, 09:59:14 AM
wait, you guys have fan club t-shirts?

Did I walk into a goddamned Pearl Jam board by mistake?


don't know.   but I feel like I walked into a tool messageboard by the way there are 8 jillion new people here in the last week who "think the melvins fucking rock!!"  after "seeing them open for tool in 2001!"

(the nazi blood wells up from deep within)
i feel the same way glennifer.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on September 05, 2006, 10:33:34 AM
haha. they'll disappear in a couple of weeks :P
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 05, 2006, 10:44:06 AM
haha. they'll disappear in a couple of weeks :P

fucking leeches looking for a download.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 05, 2006, 11:34:02 PM
The good ones will stick around i hope. I like new people.

But yeah, i kind of thought we'd get some new people as it got closer to the new album looking for a leak.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on September 06, 2006, 01:07:16 AM
where's the leak ?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on September 06, 2006, 01:59:30 AM
(http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Crade/pipi.gif)here's the leak
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 06, 2006, 02:07:06 AM
(http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Crade/pipi.gif)here's the leak
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 06, 2006, 06:43:23 AM
(http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Crade/pipi.gif)here's the leak
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ninjabachelorparty on September 06, 2006, 08:32:38 AM
Got my t-shirt today, it rocks.  Cant take a picture though, no camera, but rest assured i look gorgeous in it  :lol:

Ill be wearing it to work tonight for sure, where hopefully, just like the Melvins themselves, it will confuse and anger people  :)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on September 06, 2006, 09:47:04 AM
Got my t-shirt today, it rocks.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 14, 2006, 08:59:32 AM
to those of you who ordered a shirt recently.... I just heard from the printer. they will be ready on the 19th.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on September 14, 2006, 10:33:20 AM
to those of you who ordered a shirt recently.... I just heard from the printer. they will be ready on the 19th.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 14, 2006, 10:49:27 AM

witch board?

I don't get the question.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 14, 2006, 11:08:02 AM

witch board?

I don't get the question.

i think he is asking which thread that came from
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on September 14, 2006, 02:03:11 PM
which witch is which?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 14, 2006, 07:15:13 PM
WITCHY POO OF COURSE!  duhhhh!!!!!!!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 14, 2006, 10:50:14 PM
I got my shirt today!!

They look really cool in real life. Not that they didn't in the pics... ah, you get what i mean.

I'll post a photo as soon as i get the USB cord for my camera from my brother in law.

Oh, and Glen we have near exact hand writting. Very strange.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on September 14, 2006, 10:56:53 PM
You won't believe this mop, but i had a vision of it coming today,
hence the PM last evening. strange huh? Libra clairvoyance.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on September 14, 2006, 10:58:28 PM
probably because i'm subconsciously always willing good things to happen to good people.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 14, 2006, 11:07:42 PM
You won't believe this mop, but i had a vision of it coming today,
hence the PM last evening. strange huh? Libra clairvoyance.

psychic conda.

You know what's funny. Because i've been religiously checking the mail box for it for so long, i've found myself still checking. I've had to remind myself that it's here and i don't have to check the mail so often. Well, i find it funny anyway.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 14, 2006, 11:17:55 PM
weed makes me psychic.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 15, 2006, 07:47:33 AM
probably because i'm subconsciously always willing good things to happen to good people.


and vice versa?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: EL BORBAH on September 16, 2006, 09:09:15 AM
hey, I got my Tee 4 weeks ago now, and I'm happy to be so blue when I wear it ! But I forgot that yankee size means big, the L one is as big as a european XL... you won't fool me next time!
thanks again
I'll send a pic sometime.
Have a good week-end
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on September 17, 2006, 05:30:48 PM
I still haven't gotten mine :(
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 18, 2006, 11:17:57 AM
I still haven't gotten mine :(

it'll be in the mail on friday dog.  you should get it early next week.  your's was a second printing.

its a comin.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on September 18, 2006, 01:44:20 PM
ah alright.  i thought everyone was getting their seconds right now.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 18, 2006, 04:41:21 PM
shit.  just got the first shirt returned to me.  from australia.   unimportant who, except to that person of course.

point is, I hope they show up in better shape than this thing looks.  just so you know they were all nice and decent looking when they left my hands.  this thing looks like it was dragged behind a jeep for about 30 or 40 miles across the outback. then floated back across the sea to me.    then jammed in a mailbox that is roughly 1/3 the size of the package.   

I handled with care.   the postal service did not.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 19, 2006, 01:18:15 AM
shit.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 08:34:45 AM

Yeah mine was pretty beaten up when it arrived. The shirt was fine though. Sometimes they fall out of the kangaroos pouches when they are delivering them.

hahahhah.  little joeys get kicky
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on September 19, 2006, 08:58:02 AM
Yeah mine was pretty beaten up when it arrived. The shirt was fine though. Sometimes they fall out of the kangaroos pouches when they are delivering them.

I know KURDTLUVUR would have laughed about this for sure. So do I  :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 20, 2006, 07:27:11 AM
Oh, and Glen we have near exact hand writting. Very strange.
thats cause glen is mop! AHA!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 20, 2006, 07:29:58 AM
Oh, and Glen we have near exact hand writting. Very strange.
thats cause glen is mop! AHA!

I'm also bUTTHOLEmAN.     would you believe it?

by the way... the second batch of shirts is in today. I'll have them in the mail tomorrow.  the blue seems slightly different.  colors are not exactly the same as the first go-round.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 20, 2006, 07:35:37 AM
Oh, and Glen we have near exact hand writting. Very strange.
thats cause glen is mop! AHA!

I'm also bUTTHOLEmAN.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on September 20, 2006, 10:45:07 AM
Oh, and Glen we have near exact hand writting. Very strange.
thats cause glen is mop! AHA!

I'm also bUTTHOLEmAN.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 20, 2006, 01:59:29 PM
i am glen and fartlips and smokeablebirthcontrol and mopafeena and dogtired and norcess.  i really just hang out in this thread and talk to myself.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 20, 2006, 02:41:08 PM
i am glen and fartlips and smokeablebirthcontrol and mopafeena and dogtired and norcess.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 20, 2006, 02:58:13 PM
wow, you are really getting militant about it all of a sudden!!  haha

i take advice from myself least of all people.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on September 20, 2006, 03:06:42 PM
its nice to know you take advice from me, cause i'm vinney!
ok, i just re-read your post and realize you DON'T take advice from me.
bummer.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 21, 2006, 12:30:29 AM
i am glen and fartlips and smokeablebirthcontrol and mopafeena and dogtired and norcess.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 21, 2006, 11:47:02 AM
hahahha
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Zelig on September 21, 2006, 03:30:28 PM
Did Glen send any shirts to the Melvins?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 21, 2006, 03:51:10 PM
Did Glen send any shirts to the Melvins?

actually I got a nice big wad of them I plan on dishing out to the melvins/crew in.... HOLY SHIT!
1 WEEK FROM TOMORROW!!!   
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: klump on September 21, 2006, 05:10:23 PM
Did Glen send any shirts to the Melvins?

actually I got a nice big wad of them I plan on dishing out to the melvins/crew in.... HOLY SHIT!
1 WEEK FROM TOMORROW!!!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 21, 2006, 05:14:37 PM


explaint ot them that its a non profit thing.
or you might end up hanging from a lightpost
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 21, 2006, 05:44:23 PM
for the love of god, don't compromise your concert experience!  keep them in the car and talk to tim after the show or before or something.  if he sounds like he digs it, run out and grab them.  i dunno.  something.  he can't throw you out if you don't even have em, right?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 21, 2006, 07:05:47 PM
...the plot thickens...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on September 21, 2006, 09:07:10 PM
... hippies ...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 21, 2006, 10:14:18 PM
for the love of god, don't compromise your concert experience!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 22, 2006, 04:43:53 AM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 22, 2006, 06:50:32 AM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.

I told you.... I have an elaborate plan involving strapping myself to the under carriage of their tour bus. climbing up through the latrine discharge (dave mathews band style),
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on September 22, 2006, 02:22:20 PM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.

I told you.... I have an elaborate plan involving strapping myself to the under carriage of their tour bus. climbing up through the latrine discharge (dave mathews band style),  chloroforming them somewheres around toledo, exchanging their jammies for fleazy rider shirts, and then parachuting off the top of their tour bus into a waiting motorcycle passanger car.  my wife will be piloting said motorcycle disguised as your common, everyday hell's angel.

I just might pull this off.

by the way... ALL second order shirts are in the mail today.

sweet
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 24, 2006, 05:09:57 AM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.

I told you.... I have an elaborate plan involving strapping myself to the under carriage of their tour bus. climbing up through the latrine discharge (dave mathews band style),
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: blackpeniskurva on September 24, 2006, 06:45:19 AM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.

I told you.... I have an elaborate plan involving strapping myself to the under carriage of their tour bus. climbing up through the latrine discharge (dave mathews band style),
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: SchnabelA on September 24, 2006, 07:03:08 AM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.

I told you.... I have an elaborate plan involving strapping myself to the under carriage of their tour bus. climbing up through the latrine discharge (dave mathews band style),
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 24, 2006, 09:48:17 AM
the plotters are pretty thick too, in the head.

I told you.... I have an elaborate plan involving strapping myself to the under carriage of their tour bus. climbing up through the latrine discharge (dave mathews band style),
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Chomas on September 24, 2006, 10:34:41 AM
hey thanks for the shirt glen! =D>
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 24, 2006, 05:16:37 PM
I still got extras.   decent sizes too.  L's, XL's, both colors. I ordered a couple extra of everything that last go-round.  you know where to find me.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 24, 2006, 06:13:30 PM
Soon you will be a gazillionaire!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 24, 2006, 11:50:53 PM
this message will self destruct in 5 seconds...


4

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2

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pop!

haha! it actually said pop.  i thought it was just some kind of tilde-ish (~) shape and i couldn't figure out how you made it.  i bet you can make all kinds of cool forms using tiny fonts.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 25, 2006, 03:54:07 AM
this message will self destruct in 5 seconds...


4

3

2

1

pop!

haha! it actually said pop.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 25, 2006, 07:34:02 AM
Soon you will be a gazillionaire!

at about 12 cents profit per shirt....    help me get there bUTTHOLE, buy 923. 
seeing as you haven't bought ANY!   EVER!!!       ever ever!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 25, 2006, 11:11:57 AM
check this shit out.

I sent timmy moss an email saying the following (summarized):

myself and the folks at themelvins.net made t-shirts in the band's honor. we would like to give the band/crew freebies as a token of gratitude for allowing us to make them.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on September 25, 2006, 11:43:39 AM
"You can give them to our merch guy when you arrive."

Do you think theyre going to take them and sell them? :o
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on September 25, 2006, 11:59:21 AM
We think that is great---  and look fwd to seeing them....

Such a default response but besides that, that's unbelievably COOL.

Maybe you can bring one for Tim so he can trade one cool product for another.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: norecess on September 25, 2006, 12:01:03 PM
"You can give them to our merch guy when you arrive."

Do you think theyre going to take them and sell them? :o

They were fine with the shirts as long WE didn't make any profit from it.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 25, 2006, 12:10:41 PM
agreed that tim's response was default. but a response none the less. very decent of him. I didn't expect him to ask me how the family is doing or invite me to dinner.

and as far as selling them....
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on September 25, 2006, 12:57:03 PM
Oh man I'm in love with the snivlem shirt.

Everyone is gonnna beeee sooooooo jeeeeeeaaaallloooooouuus.

Thanks glen!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: maffymaff on September 25, 2006, 01:00:33 PM
how many you think I should take? sizes?  etc.?   I got mainly XL's but a little of each size.

I don't think there will be too many people in the Melvins camp that will want a skinny fit tshirt! I'd leave any of that size at home! :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Guts on September 25, 2006, 01:50:44 PM
XXL for everyone but Coady.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: BuckWheat on September 25, 2006, 02:22:15 PM

B.) you are a fucking fag. making shirts is gay as shit and please remind me to bust you right in the mouth when I see you.  also, the band would like to put a foot in your ass as well.


This is what Bichie Roodtimes told me.  :x
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on September 25, 2006, 06:09:37 PM
here then is the question I propose to you:

how many you think I should take? sizes?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Vcavallo on September 25, 2006, 10:23:13 PM
do you have any in mumu?

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on September 25, 2006, 10:25:06 PM
I got my new shirt today!  Thanks Glen, you're a good man! 

I think I like the black now better than the blue.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Guts on September 27, 2006, 07:57:02 AM
I got mine monday. Thank you Glen.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: ConcertFreak on September 27, 2006, 08:29:13 AM
I got my shirt today. Thanks very much to Glen and everyone else who took part in making this happen.

Nice job....it's weird as hell just as I would expect.  :cheers:
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: SchnabelA on September 28, 2006, 09:54:37 AM
My SNIVLEM entered my postbox today, in splendid state. Thanx a lot, Glenny!  :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on September 28, 2006, 09:59:41 AM
My SNIVLEM entered my postbox today, in splendid state. Thanx a lot, Glenny!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: SchnabelA on September 28, 2006, 10:19:20 AM
My SNIVLEM entered my postbox today, in splendid state. Thanx a lot, Glenny!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Dog Tired on September 28, 2006, 08:32:42 PM
the website should have said www.themelvins.net/forum/
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: mopafeena on September 28, 2006, 11:37:22 PM
the website should have said www.themelvins.net/forum/

nah, i like it how it is.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Lunica on September 28, 2006, 11:42:49 PM
i don't wanna be a walking commercial. not without getting paid, anyway :D
and i like me some mystery!
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 28, 2006, 11:47:12 PM
SCOOBY DOO LIKES MYSTERY TOO
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on September 29, 2006, 09:11:27 AM
(http://www.dogspunk.com/images/scrapbook/animation/scared.gif)
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Hog log on September 29, 2006, 05:21:34 PM
got my blue thing a couple of days ago ...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: zippy on September 29, 2006, 11:18:17 PM
(http://www.dogspunk.com/images/scrapbook/animation/scared.gif)
zoinks
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: glen on October 13, 2006, 01:43:35 PM
just when you thought this subject died.

I got more!    who wants one??        PM me and I'll hook you up.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: the ether bunny on July 27, 2009, 04:30:40 PM
hey guys! how yo doin' with these snazzy shirts these days?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on July 27, 2009, 07:49:10 PM
I'd love a carhartt hoodie - I'll supply my own hoodie, Mr. bmANg.

Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: erin on July 28, 2009, 08:05:13 AM
i'd be happy with a small shirt. but damn, hoodies would be nice too.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: FartLips on July 28, 2009, 11:29:09 AM
i'd be happy with a small shirt. but damn, hoodies would be nice too.
2nded.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: DC on July 28, 2009, 03:49:27 PM
i have one size small that I could part with, doesnt fit as good as it did before I started beefing up. The medium is swell though.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on July 28, 2009, 04:05:49 PM
I don't have the screens for the last shirt, only the files.  Maybe come up with a new design?  Or make bumper stickers?
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: rictus on July 28, 2009, 04:22:01 PM
Make iron-ons, then you can put it on whatever you want.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on July 28, 2009, 07:05:37 PM
I don't have the screens for the last shirt, only the files.  Maybe come up with a new design?  Or make bumper stickers?
Bumper stickers on a buzz bomb? Yes.

Bumper stickers on classic muscle? No.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: brian on July 28, 2009, 09:33:54 PM
still trying to figure out where mine is...
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 28, 2009, 10:07:39 PM
I never ordered the second shirt, nor payed for it,
but somehow had a few arrive at our compound.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on July 28, 2009, 10:12:57 PM
I never ordered the second shirt, nor payed for it,
but somehow had a few arrive at our compound.
Good peeps.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 28, 2009, 10:18:43 PM
that was the funny part, it was Arizona/SouthEast/West Cali addresses
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on July 28, 2009, 10:26:37 PM
that was the funny part, it was Arizona/SouthEast/West Cali addresses
Like I said, good peeps.   :D

Prolly a Mule thrown in there too.
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 28, 2009, 10:28:39 PM
For a while I dreamt it was the melv's sending them from tour stops all up and down the coast 66
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on July 28, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
For a while I dreamt it was the melv's sending them from tour stops all up and down the coast 66
Creepy dreams?   :D
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: anaconda on July 28, 2009, 10:36:35 PM
Some of the stuff i could share would rival Robert Smith on Head on the Door
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on July 31, 2009, 07:23:01 PM
*bump*
Title: Re: T-SHIRT ORDERS
Post by: Buick GN on August 01, 2009, 06:24:41 PM
I'd love a carhartt hoodie - I'll supply my own hoodie, Mr. bmANg.

 :(