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Title: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on March 18, 2007, 10:34:22 PM
so heres a little story for ya....So it turns out a guy my stepfather works with is dating buzz's sister...well they are flying down to visit buzz in a week or two and he said he would get some stuff signed for me. im still haing a hard time beleiving he is dating buzz's sister....does anybody know her name by chance?  or names if he has more than one?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Dead Cowboy on March 18, 2007, 10:35:46 PM
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 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 18, 2007, 10:47:28 PM
so heres a little story for ya....So it turns out a guy my stepfather works with is dating buzz's sister...well they are flying down to visit buzz in a week or two and he said he would get some stuff signed for me. im still haing a hard time beleiving he is dating buzz's sister....does anybody know her name by chance?  or names if he has more than one?
"Hey, Joe, I'm dating Buzz's sister!!!'
"Wow Neil, that's cool!  What's her name?"
"Need to know info, bud, and YOU don't need to know, HA HA!"
 :P

Take pictures if you get anything!!
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: norecess on March 19, 2007, 01:58:39 AM
WOW! Buzz has a sister!
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on March 19, 2007, 06:39:51 AM
thats what i hear??? i dunno we'll see
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Pringles on March 19, 2007, 11:54:03 AM
And I am Joe Preston
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: anaconda on March 19, 2007, 01:48:59 PM
It's true, Buzz does have a sister. I think her name is Leslie or
Christy or something.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Smellis on March 19, 2007, 02:38:56 PM
Her name is Christy. She was at our house six years ago for one of my wife's scrap booking parties  :shock: ........I did not know until a couple years later this other lady was here for a scrap book party and she saw my MELVINS shrine. She commented that she was friends with Buzz's sister "you know, Christy that I brought with me a couple years ago." Then she told a story how she used to go in Buzz's room when he was in high school and fuck with his stereo knobs so it would blast when turned on. Anyway, I never met her except to maybe say hi, she was at my house and I did not realize it.  #-o 
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on March 19, 2007, 03:42:03 PM
you can't be joe preston cause IM joe preston.....lol....  i met her today and sure enough she's buzz's sister called him up and everything   right in front of me on her cell phone....so im am STOKED  cause i get to get some melvins "SCHWAG" autographed.


wow its  a small world
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 19, 2007, 04:21:27 PM
you can't be joe preston cause IM joe preston.....lol....  i met her today and sure enough she's buzz's sister called him up and everything   right in front of me on her cell phone....so im am STOKED  cause i get to get some melvins "SCHWAG" autographed.


wow its  a small world
Is she hot in a buzz type o way?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: glen on March 19, 2007, 04:59:32 PM
Is she hot in a buzz type o way?

just imagine buzz with lipstick and a set of D's.   as opposed to the C's he's  sporting now. (OUCH!  sorry buzzy)
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on March 19, 2007, 05:44:56 PM
Is she hot in a buzz type o way?

just imagine buzz with lipstick and a set of D's.   as opposed to the C's he's  sporting now. (OUCH!  sorry buzzy)
WOW! :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 19, 2007, 11:12:50 PM
Is she hot in a buzz type o way?

just imagine buzz with lipstick and a set of D's.   as opposed to the C's he's  sporting now. (OUCH!  sorry buzzy)
WOW! :lol:

 :shock: Glen!

 :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: GrimReaper on March 20, 2007, 01:52:26 AM
Now.......

I know some guy from Grays Harbor, Washington, whose stepfather works with a guy who is dating Buzz's sister!

Make sure you post the stuff you get signed.

Buzz must have a good relationship with his sister if she can just call him up anytime. My sister would never call me out of the blue. 

This thread is almost as good as HOLY SHIT READ THIS!!!!
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: ManWithNoName on March 20, 2007, 06:52:10 AM
except more reliable.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Vcavallo on March 20, 2007, 12:07:06 PM
 :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Dead Cowboy on March 20, 2007, 12:29:48 PM
:cry: :cry:

 :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: glen on March 20, 2007, 12:44:20 PM
:cry: :cry:

 :lol:

the next generation is getting on the "INTERVIEW" bandwagon.   the legend is passed on, from grandfather to father, father to son.    the old-timers tell the tale to the wee ones.   yes,  its come to that.

Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Vcavallo on March 20, 2007, 01:07:39 PM
i'll post the interview soon
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: norecess on March 20, 2007, 01:11:30 PM
i'll post the interview soon

But not sooner.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: ManWithNoName on March 20, 2007, 01:30:19 PM
later rather than sooner
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: TommyHC on March 20, 2007, 01:33:18 PM
Maybe buzz told him not to release the interview for years and years.. and if we don't like it then we don;t truly get what the melvins are all about man..  thats my theory.. its all another one of his tricks or tests or something.

Or maybe he's just that lazy   (sorry dude.. I don;t mean it I just want to play this interview game)
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Vcavallo on March 20, 2007, 02:15:53 PM
precisely!
buzz told me not to release the interview for a certain number of seconds, which i will not disclose. (though i will say the number was long enough that i had to write it on my arm from wrist to elbow.)
he also insisted that i keep track of the number of times a message board member request the interview, for this is the number of new songs they will include on the next album - as the ultimate thank-you to their hardcore fan base. 
additionally, he wanted me to bestow a special prize on the message board member who figures out his riddle.
check your driveway for a large, stage-covered-in-amps-and-drumsets shaped box.  it'll probably have breathing holes and plumbing as well, depending on what type of shipping the band used to send themselves to your residence.


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Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Lunica on March 20, 2007, 02:17:30 PM
Maybe buzz told him not to release the interview for years and years.. and if we don't like it then we don;t truly get what the melvins are all about man..  thats my theory.. its all another one of his tricks or tests or something.

Or maybe he's just that lazy   (sorry dude.. I don;t mean it I just want to play this interview game)

Forget about games, bring on the interview.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: glen on March 20, 2007, 05:38:09 PM
  it'll probably have breathing holes and plumbing as well, depending on what type of shipping the band used to send themselves to your residence.


plumbing....    :lol:   

well done vinny.  just for that I'll lay off the interview jabs for... lets say....   24 hours.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Dead Cowboy on March 20, 2007, 07:26:35 PM
  it'll probably have breathing holes and plumbing as well, depending on what type of shipping the band used to send themselves to your residence.


plumbing....    :lol:   

well done vinny.  just for that I'll lay off the interview jabs for... lets say....   24 hours.

Thats where I come in 8) 8)

Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: anaconda on March 20, 2007, 08:06:54 PM
(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: AaronNi on March 20, 2007, 11:12:40 PM
That's sweet GHM, it truely is a small world but then again western Washington is a really small world.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on March 21, 2007, 12:48:12 AM
well, he was supposed to be coming up here (washington) and i was gonna get to meet him but things didn't work out.....so if he does get up here maybe i could get an "interview" .... im fairly new and i see everybody asking vinny to post the "interview"  whats so speacial about this so called interview?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on March 21, 2007, 12:54:23 AM
and i will definitly post it for you guys... someone told me to get a picture of him signing it and i don't think that would be a good idea cause i don't want him ot think im going to sell it, wich im not so i guess it doesn't matter if i get a pic.... i'll know its real and i don't plan on selling it so no need for an "authenticity pic" you cAN BELEIVE I'LL BE GETTIN THESE BAD BOYS SIGNED :lol:

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Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: glen on March 21, 2007, 05:44:23 AM
im fairly new and i see everybody asking vinny to post the "interview"  whats so speacial about this so called interview?

heres what I want you to do grays,   set aside about 20 minutes, half hour of your day,  sit down and read this thread in its entirety:

http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=4134.0

you got about 24 pages there so pace yourself.  this should make the whole interview conversation quite a bit more clear.  first notice the initial post,  dated October 20, 2005.  Today is March 21, 2007.   The interview in question STILL has not seen the light of day.    but its so much more complex than that.   the tentacles of the INTERVIEW are much more far reaching than just this thread, they've found a way into somewheres around 80% of the threads on this message board.    just read it buddy,  consider this a form of initiation.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 21, 2007, 09:05:25 PM
That's gonna take him a REALLY long time.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: anaconda on March 21, 2007, 09:30:31 PM
 :o

(http://thesickos.free.fr/interview.gif)
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 21, 2007, 09:33:51 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: GrimReaper on March 22, 2007, 11:36:53 AM

Mr. Black is one twisted individual. A personal trait that I hold in high esteem.

If Vinny would just send me the tape I will take care of this matter.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on March 22, 2007, 05:39:53 PM
 :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on March 22, 2007, 09:17:30 PM
cool thanks glen,   i will set asid this weekend to read the 24 pages....is their gonna be any sort of "pop quiz"  afterwards....lol
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Vcavallo on March 23, 2007, 08:25:37 AM

Mr. Black is one twisted individual. A personal trait that I hold in high esteem.

If Vinny would just send me the tape I will take care of this matter.

i honestly forgot about this offer

Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: glen on March 23, 2007, 09:04:33 AM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 23, 2007, 09:54:08 AM

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
The big chap is Glen, and the small chap is Vinney!!  :shock:

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Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on March 23, 2007, 07:22:15 PM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Idlehanz on March 23, 2007, 07:32:24 PM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'
I hear the song in my head......but I can't name it.  Terrible song now stuck in my head.....great.....
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on March 23, 2007, 07:33:24 PM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'
I hear the song in my head......but I can't name it.  Terrible song now stuck in my head.....great.....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 23, 2007, 09:35:45 PM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'

Greatest American Hero?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on March 23, 2007, 11:12:46 PM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'

Greatest American Hero?
ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!  you win vinney's interview. a lucky man!
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 24, 2007, 04:37:06 AM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'

Greatest American Hero?
ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!  you win vinney's interview. a lucky man!

So when will i get my prize?  :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on March 24, 2007, 09:14:50 AM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'

Greatest American Hero?
ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!  you win vinney's interview. a lucky man!

So when will i get my prize?  :lol:
at best by the start of the next century.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 24, 2007, 11:07:09 PM

i honestly forgot about this offer

and the other 12?    :lol:

(just screwing with you vin)
:lol:
i'm not.

on another tangent, every time i read this threads name i want to sing "i'm walking on air!" can anybody name that song or where it comes from? yes i do know it.'

Greatest American Hero?
ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!  you win vinney's interview. a lucky man!

So when will i get my prize?  :lol:
at best by the start of the next century.

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Vcavallo on March 26, 2007, 08:40:35 PM
 :-({|= :-({|=

boo hoo

 :wink:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 26, 2007, 08:46:57 PM
:-({|= :-({|=

boo hoo

 :wink:
I want Vinney to interview DONTYOUTELLME and release it on video!  :love:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Lunica on March 31, 2007, 08:52:38 AM
Rated R for strong sexual content, language and drug use.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on March 31, 2007, 10:35:49 PM
Rated R for strong sexual content, language and drug use.

And supernatural themes?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 31, 2007, 11:57:10 PM
Rated R for strong sexual content, language and drug use.

And supernatural themes?
:lol:
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: FartLips on April 02, 2007, 12:33:41 AM
Rated R for strong sexual content, language and drug use.

And supernatural themes?
:lol:
and overindulgent hand signals.
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on April 02, 2007, 04:47:42 AM
Rated R for strong sexual content, language and drug use.

And supernatural themes?
:lol:
and overindulgent hand signals.

Medical procedures?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: Lunica on April 02, 2007, 07:49:27 AM
INTERVIEW?
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: mopafeena on April 03, 2007, 03:17:23 AM
INTERVIEW?

Zing!
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: embah on April 10, 2007, 07:02:09 PM
interview
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: TommyHC on April 10, 2007, 07:06:04 PM
interview
Interesting choice for a first post
Title: Re: BELIEVE IT OR NOT?
Post by: GrimReaper on April 23, 2007, 07:20:39 AM
interview
Interesting choice for a first post

He became a member for the sole purpose of joining in the interview fray.