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Title: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on April 01, 2007, 02:59:37 AM
I just got off the phone with Tim Moss. Due to a death in Dale Crover's family, at this time the European Tour is cancelled/postponed. Please contact your local venues for refund information if you have pre purchased your tickets. A rescheduled tour may happen later this year.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on April 01, 2007, 03:00:24 AM
Happy April Fool's Day to you too, Richie!
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Idlehanz on April 01, 2007, 03:15:36 AM
I can only hope this is an April Fools day joke.  If not, I'm sorry to hear of Dales loss.  Remember, a few years ago, Mitch Hedberg died a day before April 1st and his death was considered an April Fools day joke.  Unfortunatly it was true. 
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: GrimReaper on April 01, 2007, 04:52:03 AM

A death in the family is no joking matter.

If this is an April Fools joke, I hope Ritchie came up with it on his own, and not that he fell for a trick by Moss.

Because there is still the matter of the cancelled Wyoming show that we all blindly believed.

Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: norecess on April 01, 2007, 04:55:14 AM
Apart from all that, How was Tim doing?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Schnabster on April 01, 2007, 04:22:35 PM
I just got off the phone with Tim Moss. Due to a death in Dale Crover's family, at this time the European Tour is cancelled/postponed. Please contact your local venues for refund information if you have pre purchased your tickets. A rescheduled tour may happen later this year.

I`m looking forward to see them in Oslo tuesday!!
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: CaptainPungent on April 02, 2007, 11:29:35 AM
I can only hope this is an April Fools day joke.  If not, I'm sorry to hear of Dales loss.  Remember, a few years ago, Mitch Hedberg died a day before April 1st and his death was considered an April Fools day joke.  Unfortunatly it was true. 
i had gotten his cd/dvd 2 days before he died
that morning i had been listening to his album, not even halfway through my friend told me about it
it was kind of eerie since i was listening to him talk.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Mad Arab on April 02, 2007, 02:19:49 PM
I don't think it is a joke. I don't think the Melvins would be too happy with someone telling people this stuff and them getting their tickets refunded.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Lunica on April 02, 2007, 11:03:34 PM
If someone fell for this, they DESVERVE it for being stupid.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: glen on April 03, 2007, 06:05:38 AM
I don't think it is a joke. I don't think the Melvins would be too happy with someone telling people this stuff and them getting their tickets refunded.

its a joke.    do you think the melvins would really allow a post by richie goodtimes on a message board to be the official word that they've cancelled an entire tour?       I'm going to go out on a limb here and say maybe, just maybe,  ipecac would have posted something.    not to mention a possible myspace bulletin on their gayass page.  which, by the way, has been updated with new graphics, for those of you who haven't been there in a while.

I just wish ol' rich would come around a little more often.  he's a funny mafugga.    perhaps if you plebes would stop irratating him with your stupidity we might be graced with his presence a little more than once a month.  :D
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Schnabster on April 03, 2007, 06:22:29 AM
I don't think it is a joke. I don't think the Melvins would be too happy with someone telling people this stuff and them getting their tickets refunded.

its a joke.    do you think the melvins would really allow a post by richie goodtimes on a message board to be the official word that they've cancelled an entire tour?       I'm going to go out on a limb here and say maybe, just maybe,  ipecac would have posted something.    not to mention a possible myspace bulletin on their gayass page.  which, by the way, has been updated with new graphics, for those of you who haven't been there in a while.

I just wish ol' rich would come around a little more often.  he's a funny mafugga.    perhaps if you plebes would stop irratating him with your stupidity we might be graced with his presence a little more than once a month.  :D

Schnabster likes Richie.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2007, 06:58:14 AM
"PLEBES"  Ha-ha.   :D
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on April 03, 2007, 08:12:51 AM
Me and Moss were talking before he left for the airport and we both decided this would be funny.

We accomplished our only real goal...which was to amuse ourselves. It was a collaborative effort.

April Fools and shit. If we offended your gentle sensibilities by faking the death of a Crover...well...we don't care.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2007, 08:31:35 AM
"FAKING THE DEATH OF A CROVER"  Ha-Ha!  :D

This thread is fucking wacky. April fool's and shit!
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: norecess on April 03, 2007, 08:38:28 AM
Richie can be hilarious, but at the same time he's one of the most pathetic sissies I can imagine. At least he's good at amusing himself.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2007, 08:46:12 AM
Yeah. Have a good flight bitches!!  :lol:
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Lunica on April 03, 2007, 09:29:55 AM
I think hes already in Norway.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 03, 2007, 09:41:34 AM
Richie can be hilarious, but at the same time he's one of the most pathetic sissies I can imagine. At least he's good at amusing himself.
:lol:
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: WOLD on April 03, 2007, 10:30:14 AM
Richie can be hilarious, but at the same time he's one of the most pathetic sissies I can imagine. At least he's good at amusing himself.

Me me me me, me and moss, me me and moss, me and moss....

We are like totally, like jealous, dude.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: TommyHC on April 03, 2007, 10:36:20 AM
Richie can be hilarious, but at the same time he's one of the most pathetic sissies I can imagine. At least he's good at amusing himself.

Me me me me, me and moss, me me and moss, me and moss....

We are like totally, like jealous, dude.
hahahaha :D
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Mad Arab on April 03, 2007, 02:00:14 PM
And he looks like a praying mantis.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Idlehanz on April 03, 2007, 02:37:41 PM
Me and Moss were talking before he left for the airport and we both decided this would be funny.

We accomplished our only real goal...which was to amuse ourselves. It was a collaborative effort.

April Fools and shit. If we offended your gentle sensibilities by faking the death of a Crover...well...we don't care.

I can't say I'm offended now, knowing that it was a joke.  I was just immediately reminded of Mitch Hedberg, which I stated before.  There was a chance it could be true, and if it was, I'm allowed to feel bad for Dale.  Seeing as how cool of a guy he is in person, I would have felt bad if a family member of his died.  I never even thought about it being posted on Ipecac or anything.  I'm not exactly sure what a plebe is, but I'm guessing I am one of em.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: CaptainPungent on April 03, 2007, 02:39:47 PM
faking of deaths is the lowest form of april fool's day joke
that means you have no originality at all.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: ManWithNoName on April 03, 2007, 02:43:49 PM
Making fun of richiegoodtimes is as essential to the existence of this board as is making fun of vinney and the (non-existant)interview.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: CaptainPungent on April 03, 2007, 02:58:27 PM
Making fun of richiegoodtimes is as essential to the existence of this board as is making fun of vinney and the (non-existant)interview.
VERY true.  +
he's kinda like the archnemesis, the supervillain.
gives us all something to remark on
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: ManWithNoName on April 03, 2007, 03:39:56 PM
the joker to our batman.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2007, 05:27:52 PM
I think a "PLEBE" is a substandard or low class person. I laughed because Glen used "Plebe", which is what Richie referred to us SNIVLEMS as in an earlier post. I think it's funny that Rich thinks we are such idiots. We're all on the same team here, dammit!! We all think the MELVINS are the shit of all time or we wouldn't be here now would we? I like Richie though, any friend of Moss is a friend of mine, Moss is just a damn nice guy. I just don't play video games with him every day. But did I mention that I know him....................... :wink:
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on April 03, 2007, 05:59:11 PM
All the bad juju...and yet my...life is unaffected.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 03, 2007, 06:46:03 PM
All the bad juju...and yet my...life is unaffected.
meanwhile,
  Richie slowly dabs his eyes.

(http://slantmouth.com/articles/fugeddabaddit/images/cryingMan.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2007, 06:56:42 PM
All the bad juju...and yet my...life is unaffected.

Are you making any posters for the Europe tour, or are you just on vacation?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 03, 2007, 07:04:31 PM
All the bad juju...and yet my...life is unaffected.

Are you making any posters for the Europe tour, or are you just on vacation?
For the most part, the European melvin posters suck.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Smellis on April 03, 2007, 07:07:12 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot!  :shock:
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: norecess on April 04, 2007, 12:43:14 AM
All the bad juju...and yet my...life is unaffected.

Are you making any posters for the Europe tour, or are you just on vacation?
For the most part, the European melvin posters suck.

I know some other artist whose posters totally sucks and lack any form of originality.

Please let us know once more how you don't give a shit about us, Richie.

Posting on a board, only to tell the other people there know how much they suck.

Why didn't Tim pick you to come with him to Europe? Do you guys call each other now?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on April 04, 2007, 01:21:07 AM
I was invited to go to Europe. I had other things to attend to.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: norecess on April 04, 2007, 01:37:39 AM
I was invited to go to Europe. I had other things to attend to.

I hope you didn't lose your appetite for partying to an everyday job or something, Rich!

Tonight I'm going to a Thrones show. Do you know Joe, Richie, or does Tim? Can I come over to Joe and say hi from you, or Tim, to break the ice, you know? Some name dropping to look a bit cooler wouldn't hurt, don't you agree?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: Mad Arab on April 05, 2007, 03:49:02 PM
You can namedrop me, it won't make you seem cooler but I'm sure it will get you a look of weirdness from Joe.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: OfficerButtcrack on April 17, 2007, 10:29:37 AM
Buzz just called me and told that everyone in the band is dead. I guess that means no more Melvins.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT Melvins Europe info...straight from Buzzo...to Tim Moss to me.
Post by: mopafeena on April 17, 2007, 08:45:34 PM
Buzz just called me and told that everyone in the band is dead. I guess that means no more Melvins.

 :lol: :lol: