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Title: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Pringles on April 05, 2007, 01:26:59 PM
Except for the song from Prick. Wich are the worst

Here my pick
1- Breakfast on the fly (26 songs)
2- Scared
3- Hands first flower
4- Joan of arc
5- Lividity
6- Spread Eagle Beagle
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on April 05, 2007, 02:03:35 PM

You're joking right?

I hear they call you Pringles because you have and appendage like a Pringles can.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Lunica on April 05, 2007, 02:38:26 PM
I heard its because he can fit two inside.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Idlehanz on April 05, 2007, 04:33:13 PM
Pure Digital Silence because I can't figure the words out.

That wasn't as funny as it was 30 seconds ago when I thought of it.

goddammit

Oh yea, I love Scared and Joan Of Arc.....just sayin'
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: the bloat on April 05, 2007, 04:34:20 PM
Ha! Trick question. There are NO bad Melvins songs.  Only mis-understood ones. :D
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: TommyHC on April 05, 2007, 05:11:42 PM
Lividity is cool to play on bass. I like
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Miger on April 05, 2007, 06:05:23 PM
The Electroretard remake of Revolve is pretty bad...
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Idlehanz on April 05, 2007, 06:11:46 PM
The Electroretard remake of Revolve is pretty bad...

The first time I heard that, I didn't like it.  Now i do.  2 cents.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Branch Breaker on April 05, 2007, 06:18:22 PM
Sky Pup, for sure. I never liked that obscure little throw away and I'm hoping it disappears out of the setlist before the next tour.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Idlehanz on April 05, 2007, 06:29:13 PM
Sky Pup, for sure. I never liked that obscure little throw away and I'm hoping it disappears out of the setlist before the next tour.

GAAAAHHHH!!!!  Really?  I've always dug that, mostly since I learned it.  I like the new version a lot. .....ok I'm done getting on everyone for their opinions.  Sorry.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: glen on April 05, 2007, 06:52:21 PM
The Electroretard remake of Revolve is pretty bad...

wha!?!?!     no, no, no.   shitstorm on the other hand....
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: anaconda on April 05, 2007, 09:00:37 PM
I'm going to go with Theresa Screams and the Message Saved/Thank You trash
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: dontyoutellme on April 05, 2007, 09:29:45 PM
The Electroretard remake of Revolve is pretty bad...

wha!?!?!     no, no, no.   shitstorm on the other hand....

agreed hundred proof.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: FartLips on April 05, 2007, 10:18:52 PM
I'm going to go with Theresa Screams and the Message Saved/Thank You trash
same here.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: mopafeena on April 05, 2007, 11:39:32 PM
I'm going to go with Theresa Screams and the Message Saved/Thank You trash
same here.

Yeah i third that.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: steve on April 06, 2007, 01:12:53 PM
Pure Digital Silence
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Pringles on April 06, 2007, 02:41:38 PM
This thread is about real song.

Of course Teresascream, Message save and pure digital silence suck. But they purposely suck. So its not the worst melvins song.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: glen on April 06, 2007, 02:55:41 PM
But they purposely suck.

blasphemy! 
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Erikkerik on April 06, 2007, 02:58:17 PM
Pure Digital Silence
No way! PDS would have secure seat if I ever were to make a best of melvins cd. It`s so refreshing.


G.I. Joe
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: (PAUL) on April 06, 2007, 07:36:13 PM
Koolegged. Just don't like it. At all.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 06, 2007, 09:25:19 PM
Anything from Honky!  :x
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: duster on April 07, 2007, 12:27:31 AM
Anything from Honky!  :x

I hope that's a joke!!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Bizarro Bike on April 07, 2007, 12:38:17 AM
Spread Eagle Bealge. boring.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: norecess on April 07, 2007, 02:44:27 AM
Spread Eagle Bealge. boring.

Haha, no way.

Have you listened to the version from Houdini 2005?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mad Arab on April 07, 2007, 07:34:06 AM
The only reason I am going to say If I Had An Exorcism is my choice for the worst song is because of the way Buzz sings--if you want to call it singing--on it. I cringe when it gets to the "looks like someone took a coat hanger" part. Other than that, I have no problem with the music of the song.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: violent office on April 07, 2007, 12:24:18 PM
revolve
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: (PAUL) on April 07, 2007, 07:47:31 PM
Koolegged. Just don't like it. At all.

And to think I just applauded you...

Hey, I'm just being honest here with you. And isn't honesty one of the most important things in a relationship?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 07, 2007, 08:01:05 PM
Koolegged. Just don't like it. At all.

And to think I just applauded you...

Hey, I'm just being honest here with you. And isn't honesty one of the most important things in a relationship?
:lol:
"You're the best lovur EVER!"
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4918/blaughingiw5.jpg)
"No baby, you're not fat in those pants!"
(http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n50/runjmc_photos/laughing.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: al27 on April 07, 2007, 10:16:26 PM
These probably don't count as songs, but there are two Melvins tracks that do absolutely nothing for me:

Spread Eagle Beagle
Lividity

-al27
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: AaronNi on April 08, 2007, 08:06:03 PM
I think that of all the threads here that Buzzo thinks are bullshit this one might actually raise his eyebrow.  But what would be better is if next tour some of the songs nominated here get put into the setlist!  :D
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: glen on April 09, 2007, 08:13:48 AM
But what would be better is if next tour some of the songs nominated here get put into the setlist!  :D

if they play shitstorm live I'll eat my hat.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: steve on April 09, 2007, 08:35:40 AM
Pure Digital Silence
No way! PDS would have secure seat if I ever were to make a best of melvins cd. It`s so refreshing.
Put it this way... the only Melvins "song" I could cover is Pure Digital Silence. Therefore it sucks.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: mopafeena on April 09, 2007, 10:06:22 PM
But what would be better is if next tour some of the songs nominated here get put into the setlist!  :D

if they play shitstorm live I'll eat my hat.

Now that i'd like to see  :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: fuzz-bass on April 10, 2007, 08:29:21 AM
i don't like Revolve. i think the main riff is boring.

besides that i really can't recall any other Melvins songs that i don't like.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: norecess on April 10, 2007, 08:36:30 AM
Wasn't there someone recently who had started a thread about oxymorons?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: tinycorkscrew on April 10, 2007, 09:04:44 AM
Civilized Worm.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: glen on April 10, 2007, 09:26:49 AM
Civilized Worm.

a ballsy, yet solid choice. 

kudos to you corkscrew.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: hagus667 on April 12, 2007, 09:28:28 AM


wha!?!?!     no, no, no.   shitstorm on the other hand....
[/quote]

but shitstorm is a perfect intro to youth of america.  highlights the utter rockingness of YOA.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on April 12, 2007, 06:11:15 PM


wha!?!?!     no, no, no.   shitstorm on the other hand....

but shitstorm is a perfect intro to youth of america.  highlights the utter rockingness of YOA.
[/quote]

You are very wise hagus667.

Why 667 may I ask? Would 666 be too metal? Too Evil?

And what is wrong with 665?

Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 12, 2007, 06:22:17 PM
Because 667 is SUUPER EVIL!  666 plus ONE!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Idlehanz on April 12, 2007, 06:39:43 PM
Because 667 is SUUPER EVIL! 

He lives across the street from the devil.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: tinycorkscrew on April 12, 2007, 09:00:48 PM


wha!?!?!     no, no, no.   shitstorm on the other hand....

but shitstorm is a perfect intro to youth of america.  highlights the utter rockingness of YOA.

You are very wise hagus667.

Why 667 may I ask? Would 666 be too metal? Too Evil?

And what is wrong with 665?


[/quote]

I think the better question is: why hagus?

Is it a reference to the sixth song on Houdini? If so, does the substitution of a first person plural pronoun for the first person singular pronoun indicate a demand for inclusiveness, a rejection of selfishness?

Or is it simply a misspelling of a nasty Scottish cuisine that I refuse to eat? Is hagus667 pretending to be Scottish? That's what this board needs. Another poseur posting comments in a fake Scottish brogue.

I would prefer fake Italian, personally.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: sebo on April 14, 2007, 07:59:34 AM
I don't like Spread Eagle Beagle.




Yo, that's my first post.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: hagus667 on April 14, 2007, 11:33:44 AM


wha!?!?!     no, no, no.   shitstorm on the other hand....

but shitstorm is a perfect intro to youth of america.  highlights the utter rockingness of YOA.

You are very wise hagus667.

Why 667 may I ask? Would 666 be too metal? Too Evil?

And what is wrong with 665?



I think the better question is: why hagus?

Is it a reference to the sixth song on Houdini? If so, does the substitution of a first person plural pronoun for the first person singular pronoun indicate a demand for inclusiveness, a rejection of selfishness?

Or is it simply a misspelling of a nasty Scottish cuisine that I refuse to eat? Is hagus667 pretending to be Scottish? That's what this board needs. Another poseur posting comments in a fake Scottish brogue.

I would prefer fake Italian, personally.
[/quote]

actually, back when we were trying to name our band, a girl of scottish descent suggested "haggis" as a band name.  after explaining to us what it means, we thought it was a great band name.  we just assumed it was spelled "hagus."  anyway, our spelling looks way better in hard-to-read metal writing:

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f197/hagus667/hagus02.jpg)

and I do, in fact, live across the street from the devil.

plus, hagus666 was already taken.

If it's not Hagus, it's Crrap!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: glen on April 15, 2007, 04:13:43 PM
on  a related, yet entirely off the thread subject....

is there some sort of unwritten rule that says the harder it is to read your band name the heavier you are?

*see ANY swedish death metal band logo as an example*
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: mopafeena on April 15, 2007, 09:04:33 PM
on  a related, yet entirely off the thread subject....

is there some sort of unwritten rule that says the harder it is to read your band name the heavier you are?

*see ANY swedish death metal band logo as an example*

Yep.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Dead Cowboy on April 15, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
on  a related, yet entirely off the thread subject....

is there some sort of unwritten rule that says the harder it is to read your band name the heavier you are?

*see ANY swedish death metal band logo as an example*

these guys look pretty lightweight.





JK dont throw goat blood on me. :shock:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: norecess on April 16, 2007, 02:08:33 AM
is there some sort of unwritten rule that says the harder it is to read your band name the heavier you are?

*see ANY swedish death metal band logo as an example*

No, it's written. But it was written in the style of a typical death metal logo, so no one has ever figured out what the rule is.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: TosT on April 16, 2007, 02:09:11 PM
the original houdini version of set me straight.
is it supposed to be boring?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: norecess on April 16, 2007, 02:14:19 PM
the original houdini version of set me straight.
is it supposed to be boring?

The lyrics are cool.

I know something that you would never believe
I wish I was able to finally make you agree
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: MailOrderBride on April 16, 2007, 05:54:27 PM
harry lauder's walking stick tree and how +/- are complete wastes of time. i don't like dr. geek as far as real songs go.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: TommyHC on April 16, 2007, 08:32:58 PM
harry lauder's walking stick tree and how +/- are complete wastes of time. i don't like dr. geek as far as real songs go.
I really like to listen to harry lauder's walking stick tree when I'm waking up in the morning driving my way to school.. gives me some good vibes.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: mopafeena on April 16, 2007, 10:12:00 PM
the original houdini version of set me straight.
is it supposed to be boring?

The lyrics are cool.

I know something that you would never believe
I wish I was able to finally make you agree


Yeah i like them too. My favourite part is the part along the lines of:

And I can be had
Without sex appeal
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: norecess on April 17, 2007, 12:28:01 AM
the original houdini version of set me straight.
is it supposed to be boring?

The lyrics are cool.

I know something that you would never believe
I wish I was able to finally make you agree


Yeah i like them too. My favourite part is the part along the lines of:

And I can be had
Without sex appeal


Ha, yeah. I wasn't joking when I said I enjoyed the lyrics, but that part could also be used 'against' TosT, from Buzz's perspective. Get it, get it? ;)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: mopafeena on April 17, 2007, 12:39:19 AM
I'm not joking either.

Explain how the line could be used against TosT. I'm not sure i get what you mean.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: norecess on April 17, 2007, 12:59:07 AM
I'm not joking either.

Explain how the line could be used against TosT. I'm not sure i get what you mean.

I know you weren't joking ;)

Buzz knows something that TosT would never agree with, etc. OK, it's funny anymore now, while usually I am! Damnit!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Andy Wood on April 17, 2007, 03:09:13 AM
Man, there is no such thing as a bad snivleM song!! that's like saying Buzz needs a haircut: it just cannot be.

Although Sky Pup is starting to agitate me after the 221st or so listen, but that's a matter of opinion.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: tinycorkscrew on April 17, 2007, 09:59:53 AM
the original houdini version of set me straight.
is it supposed to be boring?

It does pretty much suck.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Salty Green on April 17, 2007, 06:09:05 PM
i've never been a fan of lividity myself.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: TosT on April 18, 2007, 10:07:13 PM
who's against me now?  put 'em up!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 12:53:22 PM
Buuuuump! So, is this thread the golden ticket out of here?!!!   :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 01:21:34 PM
Buuuuump! So, is this thread the golden ticket out of here?!!!   :lol:

Test your theory there Meez!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 01:25:13 PM
Buuuuump! So, is this thread the golden ticket out of here?!!!   :lol:

Test your theory there Meez!
You first!  :later:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 02:02:26 PM
Buuuuump! So, is this thread the golden ticket out of here?!!!   :lol:

Test your theory there Meez!
You first!  :later:

what are you ascared of?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 02:57:07 PM
I'm scared of KFC!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 03:02:16 PM
I'm scared of KFC!
Why? Because they can take ingredients that should be appetizing, at least on their own, and make a bowl of slop, fit for inmates at Alcatraz? Fried chicken, cheese, CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 04:53:56 PM
CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:

corn is very versatile ... don't shit talk the corn man!

Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 05:20:25 PM
CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:

corn is very versatile ... don't shit talk the corn man!
Oh, I know corn. This is the birthplace of corn. Take that, Iowa! But cold corn, on top of mashed potatoes that resemble industrial glue, mixed with rubbery fried chicken? And then they top that monstrosity with shredded cheese?  :shock:  Somebody will burn in hell for that abomination.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 05:35:36 PM
CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:

corn is very versatile ... don't shit talk the corn man!
Oh, I know corn. This is the birthplace of corn. Take that, Iowa! But cold corn, on top of mashed potatoes that resemble industrial glue, mixed with rubbery fried chicken? And then they top that monstrosity with shredded cheese?  :shock:  Somebody will burn in hell for that abomination.  :facepalm:

Ya I suppose ... still I'd try it ... probably at least as good as in flight food. Now the Double Down; yeah WTF! on that.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on May 25, 2014, 05:45:17 PM
(http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1394/34/1394343138614.gif)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 05:47:00 PM
Don't be crackin' on CORN!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 05:50:07 PM
CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:

corn is very versatile ... don't shit talk the corn man!
Oh, I know corn. This is the birthplace of corn. Take that, Iowa! But cold corn, on top of mashed potatoes that resemble industrial glue, mixed with rubbery fried chicken? And then they top that monstrosity with shredded cheese?  :shock:  Somebody will burn in hell for that abomination.  :facepalm:

Ya I suppose ... still I'd try it ... probably at least as good as in flight food. Now the Double Down; yeah WTF! on that.
KFC? They make me sad. They used to have awesome fried chicken. Now they are a joke. I would go get it, when my woman would go out of town. Then I realized it made me sick. There's some really low quality stuff going into that finished product. Not to mention that it is sitting under a heat lamp for longer than it ever did, back in the Colonel's day. I also doubt that they bread the chicken within a thousand miles of where I live. The Colonel would be pissed, that's for sure! I blame Pepsi. They owned Kentucky Fried Chicken, for a while. They ruined it!  ](*,)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 05:52:57 PM
Don't be crackin' on CORN!

Yeah! If your gonna be crackin' something try eggs; or maybe crack.

Alright enough beating 'round the bush ... you pulled it up Meez ... so up it puppet ... what's the worst Melvins song?

CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:

corn is very versatile ... don't shit talk the corn man!
Oh, I know corn. This is the birthplace of corn. Take that, Iowa! But cold corn, on top of mashed potatoes that resemble industrial glue, mixed with rubbery fried chicken? And then they top that monstrosity with shredded cheese?  :shock:  Somebody will burn in hell for that abomination.  :facepalm:

Ya I suppose ... still I'd try it ... probably at least as good as in flight food. Now the Double Down; yeah WTF! on that.
KFC? They make me sad. They used to have awesome fried chicken. Now they are a joke. I would go get it, when my woman would go out of town. Then I realized it made me sick. There's some really low quality stuff going into that finished product. Not to mention that it is sitting under a heat lamp for longer than it ever did, back in the Colonel's day. I also doubt that they bread the chicken within a thousand miles of where I live. The Colonel would be pissed, that's for sure! I blame Pepsi. They owned Kentucky Fried Chicken, for a while. They ruined it!  ](*,)

Coke is it ... I blame Pepsi for most things ...

I've thought KFC was gross for like ever ... greasy ass shit ... though that seasoned chicken skin rules ... like some shitty drug ... they should do a whole sammy of just the seasoned skin ... Hot Cakes! I haven't ate KFC since I lived in 'Strayla 12yrs. ago ... it was gross there too ... but they did this "Zinger" burger thing ... it was pretty rad even in it's grossness. But we only went there when Ceasar's Chicken was closed ... Ceaser's ... godamn I miss Ceasar's Chicken!

Now Swiss Chalet? Yeah, now that chicken makes me sad
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
CORN?!! Are you joking?   :shock:

corn is very versatile ... don't shit talk the corn man!
Oh, I know corn. This is the birthplace of corn. Take that, Iowa! But cold corn, on top of mashed potatoes that resemble industrial glue, mixed with rubbery fried chicken? And then they top that monstrosity with shredded cheese?  :shock:  Somebody will burn in hell for that abomination.  :facepalm:

Ya I suppose ... still I'd try it ... probably at least as good as in flight food. Now the Double Down; yeah WTF! on that.
KFC? They make me sad. They used to have awesome fried chicken. Now they are a joke. I would go get it, when my woman would go out of town. Then I realized it made me sick. There's some really low quality stuff going into that finished product. Not to mention that it is sitting under a heat lamp for longer than it ever did, back in the Colonel's day. I also doubt that they bread the chicken within a thousand miles of where I live. The Colonel would be pissed, that's for sure! I blame Pepsi. They owned Kentucky Fried Chicken, for a while. They ruined it!  ](*,)

I agree 100%, used to be a treat when I was a kid in the 70's, now I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot chicken dick.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 05:55:43 PM
Don't be crackin' on CORN!

Yeah! If your gonna be crackin' something try eggs; or maybe crack.

Alright enough beating 'round the bush ... you pulled it up Meez ... so up it puppet ... what's the worst Melvins song?

Yea Meezonic speak to us!!!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 06:05:56 PM
what's the worst Melvins song?
Theresa Screams, Shit Storm, All At Once. Stuff like that. They're not real songs, so shit! I can't think of one, besides some covers that they've done.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 06:15:33 PM
what's the worst Melvins song?
Theresa Screams, Shit Storm, All At Once. Stuff like that. They're not real songs, so shit! I can't think of one, besides some covers that they've done.

nice knowing ya Meez ...
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 06:17:39 PM
what's the worst Melvins song?
Theresa Screams, Shit Storm, All At Once. Stuff like that. They're not real songs, so shit! I can't think of one, besides some covers that they've done.

nice knowing ya Meez ...
:lol: don't cry for me, Ike & Tina! :cry:
Edit- I'm so fucking pissed, that spell check ruined my joke! Ike & Tina! Fuck!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 06:31:25 PM
what's the worst Melvins song?
Theresa Screams, Shit Storm, All At Once. Stuff like that. They're not real songs, so shit! I can't think of one, besides some covers that they've done.

nice knowing ya Meez ...
:lol: don't cry for me, One & Tina! :cry:

Schnab's board still a thing?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Dumpster D on May 25, 2014, 07:39:49 PM
This is a trick question.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 07:49:55 PM
This is a trick question.

what is? worst song or Schnab's board thang?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 07:58:59 PM
what's the worst Melvins song?
Theresa Screams, Shit Storm, All At Once. Stuff like that. They're not real songs, so shit! I can't think of one, besides some covers that they've done.

nice knowing ya Meez ...
:lol: don't cry for me, Ike & Tina! :cry:

Schnab's board still a thing?
yes. I had to go and check, but y'all know where to find me.  :D
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Mount Ambulance on May 25, 2014, 08:00:44 PM
Ike & Tina hahaha ...

yeah, we'll come visit sometime.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 09:13:32 PM
Bub bye Weez Cheez Meez twas nice to know ya.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 09:22:22 PM
Bub bye Weez Cheez Meez twas nice to know ya.
Aw! I'll miss you most of all Gray! Maybe next time around, I'll actually think of a name that has sumthin' to do with the Melvins!  :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 09:33:08 PM
You know I'm just messin' with you M...oh, and I'm drunk! :D
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 09:34:52 PM
You know I'm just messin' with you M...oh, and I'm drunk! :D
Mazeltov! Opa! Cheers!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Grayfro on May 25, 2014, 09:37:57 PM
You know I'm just messin' with you M...oh, and I'm drunk! :D
Mazeltov! Opa! Cheers!  :cheers:

Kippis! I have had many names on this board since I joined in 2003, maybe the next will be Dale's Donk or something stupid like that.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on May 25, 2014, 09:40:23 PM
You know I'm just messin' with you M...oh, and I'm drunk! :D
Mazeltov! Opa! Cheers!  :cheers:

Kippis! I have had many names on this board since I joined in 2003, maybe the next will be Dale's Donk or something stupid like that.
:lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Satchel Paige on May 27, 2014, 01:53:19 PM
The Melvins' worst song has always been Candy-O and Buck Owens.
fuck Ric Ocasek.
and fuck the rhythm changes in Buck O's.
the absolute heaviness of it all is just too much to bare.
the electronic voice gives me a tingle in booty hole even when i don't want it.
and the Tool ripped outro is just TOO clever.
Buck Fuck!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: rictus on May 27, 2014, 01:55:38 PM
(http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1394/34/1394343138614.gif)

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on November 26, 2017, 06:05:59 AM
Pure Digital Silence because I can't figure the words out.

That wasn't as funny as it was 30 seconds ago when I thought of it.

goddammit

Oh yea, I love Scared and Joan Of Arc.....just sayin'

Pure Digital Silence

Pure Digital Silence
No way! PDS would have secure seat if I ever were to make a best of melvins cd. It`s so refreshing.
Put it this way... the only Melvins "song" I could cover is Pure Digital Silence. Therefore it sucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IT0hSLkMI
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on November 26, 2017, 06:13:35 AM
Take your pick....


Soup
Okie From Muskogee
PGX3
Star Spangled Banner
Tommy Goes Berserk
Best Friend
Timothy Leary Lives
Tie My Pecker To A Tree
99 Bottles Of Beer
You're In The Army Now
Shaving Cream
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
Give It To Me
Scooba
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: DC on November 26, 2017, 04:30:31 PM
Smiling Cobra sounds like one of those "walking away from an explosion" songs on a tnt tv show
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: BERZERKER on November 27, 2017, 12:57:21 AM
Pure Digital Silence because I can't figure the words out.

That wasn't as funny as it was 30 seconds ago when I thought of it.

goddammit

Oh yea, I love Scared and Joan Of Arc.....just sayin'

Pure Digital Silence

Pure Digital Silence
No way! PDS would have secure seat if I ever were to make a best of melvins cd. It`s so refreshing.
Put it this way... the only Melvins "song" I could cover is Pure Digital Silence. Therefore it sucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IT0hSLkMI


 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on November 27, 2017, 03:25:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTCVnKROlos


6:59 - "...this is where it gets a little bit fiddly..."

Not a phrase I'm familiar with  :lol:.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: DC on November 27, 2017, 07:12:55 AM
^ ask your wicked Uncle Earnie
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Fureon Nectarmoon on November 28, 2017, 04:08:26 AM
I'm not sure why, but when was I first hearing Sacrifice for the first time, I liked it just fine.
Over the years I grew to like it less and less, and now I can hardly stand it at all.
Weird :?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on November 28, 2017, 08:47:51 AM
I'm not sure why, but when was I first hearing Sacrifice for the first time, I liked it just fine.
Over the years I grew to like it less and less, and now I can hardly stand it at all.
Weird :?
You know it eYe fLyS  :wink:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: black stallion on November 28, 2017, 12:58:11 PM
first song on NWB? never liked that one
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Fureon Nectarmoon on February 02, 2018, 02:52:47 AM
I'm not sure why, but when was I first hearing Sacrifice for the first time, I liked it just fine.
Over the years I grew to like it less and less, and now I can hardly stand it at all.
Weird :?
You know it eYe fLyS  :wink:
Huh? o.o
What do you mean? I love Eye Flys...
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Nizamark on February 04, 2018, 12:11:42 PM
the songs with hank iii are the worst. that guy's such a fraud.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on February 04, 2018, 12:13:31 PM
the songs with hank iii are the worst. that guy's such a fraud.
I quite like Ramblin' Man but Okie From Muskogee is unbearable!! At least to me anyway.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: PepsiMike on February 04, 2018, 02:01:11 PM
that guy's such a fraud.
Why's that?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on February 04, 2018, 05:00:03 PM
Hank III can make a living just standing on stages in casinos imitating his grandfather, but instead he chose to make the music he wants to make. Seems genuine to me.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GiveMe45 on February 04, 2018, 06:24:33 PM
Love the Hank 3 songs.  Especially loved seeing him open for Melvins with Dale playing drums on the last part of the set.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on February 04, 2018, 06:36:28 PM
Love the Hank 3 songs.  Especially loved seeing him open for Melvins with Dale playing drums on the last part of the set.
Yep, that whole tour was great.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Bigval on February 04, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
The first song on Colossus of Destiny ;)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: PepsiMike on February 04, 2018, 10:45:41 PM
Their take on :my generation: was disappointing.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on February 04, 2018, 10:46:19 PM
Love the Hank 3 songs.  Especially loved seeing him open for Melvins with Dale playing drums on the last part of the set.
Yep, that whole tour was great.

 =D>
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on February 05, 2018, 04:19:35 AM
Their take on :my generation: was disappointing.
I quite like that. I think they have done a similar thing with 'I Want To Hold Your Hand' - covered it but changed it also. Slowed it down and gave it some depth.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: DToxico on February 05, 2018, 06:27:39 AM
Hank III can make a living just standing on stages in casinos imitating his grandfather, but instead he chose to make the music he wants to make. Seems genuine to me.

There's this whole weird conspiracy theory I keep hearing from country elitists (yes, there is such a thing) that he's actually just some guy who happens to strongly resemble the original Hank and was packaged as his grandson by record labels as a wrestling-style gimmick because he's allegedly too untalented for people to care about otherwise. Had a few insist that it's "open, documented knowledge" that he's not related to the elder Hanks in any way, but I've never actually seen or read any of it if it exists. I'd say breaking out into whatever the heck kind of music he feels like making is a good way for him to go though. He's talented. I would have loved seeing him with the Melvins.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: vince furnier on February 05, 2018, 07:02:51 AM
Hank III can make a living just standing on stages in casinos imitating his grandfather, but instead he chose to make the music he wants to make. Seems genuine to me.

There's this whole weird conspiracy theory I keep hearing from country elitists (yes, there is such a thing) that he's actually just some guy who happens to strongly resemble the original Hank and was packaged as his grandson by record labels as a wrestling-style gimmick because he's allegedly too untalented for people to care about otherwise. Had a few insist that it's "open, documented knowledge" that he's not related to the elder Hanks in any way, but I've never actually seen or read any of it if it exists. I'd say breaking out into whatever the heck kind of music he feels like making is a good way for him to go though. He's talented. I would have loved seeing him with the Melvins.
I would love a full album and tour with Hank III and Henry Bogdan. i'm not a Hank III superfan, but I think they could really pull it off and make it fun and interesting.

*so... is Bocephus in on this conspiracy?  :-k
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: (the) Razor on February 13, 2018, 04:01:53 AM
Star Spangled Banner
Timothy Leary Lives
Tie My Pecker To A Tree
99 Bottles Of Beer
You're In The Army Now
Shaving Cream
Take Me Out To The Ball Game

No way Scooba deserves to be with the above.

The ones above are well...I wonder if the Buzz of '85 would imagine himself one day releasing these..... :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on February 13, 2018, 05:06:56 AM
The ones above are well...I wonder if the Buzz of '85 would imagine himself one day releasing these.....
Exactly. I had a listen to 'Basses Loaded' yesteday and as much as i enjoyed it on one level i thought to myself "this isn't cool" and it isn't! The Melvins of now are not the Melvins of the early days. They might of had a sense of humour early on with their music too but the albums didn't reflect that. The records were well put together. By the time they got to 'Prick' or 'Stag' things were getting a bit more kooky. Now however the quirky seems overloaded. There will be a "traditional" Melvins sounding song and then the very next track usually disrupts that - something that makes fun of itself. I can enjoy compiling a record like that to some degree, i admire the flip from one to the other but it certainly isn't cool. It just comes off as a joke.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on February 13, 2018, 07:19:22 AM
The only reason I'm defending anything the Melvins do is I'm at work bored and I have Basses Loaded on constant rotation in my vehicle right now  :lol:.


Basses Loaded is a great album. There's outstanding songs and even the songs you dislike fit in the context. Of course, Basses Loaded itself is a pun on the Baseball term 'bases loaded' and TMOTTBG fits in perfectly at the end. It also happens to be one of the most beautiful renditions of the song you will hear. Shaving Cream and I'm all Fucked Up mash-up is funny as hell, highlights Crover on bass who is the bands drummer! This line up is supposed to have some tongue in cheek humor.

 O:)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on February 13, 2018, 07:45:42 AM
funny as hell
tongue in cheek humor
Call me overly serious, but do you think the majority of music fans intentionally seek out music that is funny?

I think i've come to a point with Melvins now where im not really too bothered what they do. I've distanced myself from them as a fan. In fact i wouldn't really call myself a fan of the band nowadays. More truthfully an interested observer. The most telling thing for myself is that if i heard these releases from a new or unknown band i wouldn't care about them at all. I certainly wouldn't be buying them and i think that's the next step i need to take. To actively stop buying these modern, kinda poor Melvins albums.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Pringles on February 23, 2018, 07:03:22 PM
I started this thread 11 years ago and it still going  :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on February 24, 2018, 04:15:49 AM
I started this thread 11 years ago and it still going
As long as the Melvins continue, there will be objectively, lets say, "lesser" Melvins songs to add and discuss!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: FartLips on February 26, 2018, 03:25:51 AM
Hank III can make a living just standing on stages in casinos imitating his grandfather, but instead he chose to make the music he wants to make. Seems genuine to me.

There's this whole weird conspiracy theory I keep hearing from country elitists (yes, there is such a thing) that he's actually just some guy who happens to strongly resemble the original Hank and was packaged as his grandson by record labels as a wrestling-style gimmick because he's allegedly too untalented for people to care about otherwise. Had a few insist that it's "open, documented knowledge" that he's not related to the elder Hanks in any way, but I've never actually seen or read any of it if it exists. I'd say breaking out into whatever the heck kind of music he feels like making is a good way for him to go though. He's talented. I would have loved seeing him with the Melvins.
you are a fucking dumbass. I know the man. Hes as real as it gets and hed punch you square in the fucking mouth if you wanna say that garbage to his face.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on February 26, 2018, 03:44:58 AM
Here's Hank and Jr:

(http://freshindependence.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Hank-Williams1.jpg)

Hank Jr. and III:

(https://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-horizontal/rs-181794-102524199.jpg)

I read Living Proof. Good autobiography. I think this is one of the photos from the book:

(http://www.encyclopediaofalabama.org/images/m-2387.jpg)

Ramblin' Man could be on any country radio station in my opinion, one of Senior's songs. Okie is of course a Merle Haggard song. Love them both.

Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: DToxico on February 26, 2018, 08:54:24 AM
Hank III can make a living just standing on stages in casinos imitating his grandfather, but instead he chose to make the music he wants to make. Seems genuine to me.

There's this whole weird conspiracy theory I keep hearing from country elitists (yes, there is such a thing) that he's actually just some guy who happens to strongly resemble the original Hank and was packaged as his grandson by record labels as a wrestling-style gimmick because he's allegedly too untalented for people to care about otherwise. Had a few insist that it's "open, documented knowledge" that he's not related to the elder Hanks in any way, but I've never actually seen or read any of it if it exists. I'd say breaking out into whatever the heck kind of music he feels like making is a good way for him to go though. He's talented. I would have loved seeing him with the Melvins.
you are a fucking dumbass. I know the man. Hes as real as it gets and hed punch you square in the fucking mouth if you wanna say that garbage to his face.

Don't shoot the messenger, I think it's ridiculous too. I'm just confused as to how it's something evidently at least a few people believe and insist there's concrete evidence of.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on February 26, 2018, 09:00:22 AM
Heard of flat Earth?  :D
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on February 26, 2018, 09:54:47 PM
What's happening on the underside of the flat Earth?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: vince furnier on February 26, 2018, 09:59:47 PM
What's happening on the underside of the flat Earth?
that's where the Melvins tour in the winter. DUH!  :D
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on February 28, 2018, 06:04:23 PM
"You Can Make Me Wait"
 An awful parody/attempt at a corporate radio-friendly style pop song. Unintelligable & annoying vocoder-affected singing. Did Leary bring this crap to the table? As much as I despise this song, when I play the CD, I usually sit through it and laugh pretty hard. :lol:

 On Hank3:  Wish they had collaborated more than that one tour and the 2 songs on Crybaby. Melvins/Hank3 should cover "Harder Than Your Husband", & "Lonesome Cowboy Burt".
 Does anyone in Hank3's circle know what his deal is lately? I can understand the freedom of not being stuck to a label and doing the album/tour-rinse/repeat cycle every year, but he's going on 4 yrs now w/ no live activity or new material.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: aeustin on February 28, 2018, 07:07:13 PM
"You Can Make Me Wait"
 An awful parody/attempt at a corporate radio-friendly style pop song. Unintelligable & annoying vocoder-affected singing. Did Leary bring this crap to the table? As much as I despise this song, when I play the CD, I usually sit through it and laugh pretty hard. :lol:

 On Hank3:  Wish they had collaborated more than that one tour and the 2 songs on Crybaby. Melvins/Hank3 should cover "Harder Than Your Husband", & "Lonesome Cowboy Burt".
 Does anyone in Hank3's circle know what his deal is lately? I can understand the freedom of not being stuck to a label and doing the album/tour-rinse/repeat cycle every year, but he's going on 4 yrs now w/ no live activity or new material.
Well for what it is worth he is still active on Facebook.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 01, 2018, 01:37:22 AM
"You Can Make Me Wait"
An awful parody/attempt at a corporate radio-friendly style pop song. Unintelligable & annoying vocoder-affected singing. Did Leary bring this crap to the table? As much as I despise this song, when I play the CD, I usually sit through it and laugh pretty hard.
Not one of my favourites either. In fact all three Leary songs on 'Hold It In' could and SHOULD have been omitted for me. Not that they are bad songs per-say, just not what i want to hear from the band. Without those 3 tracks, i think the album would have been a pretty good one overall.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: vince furnier on March 01, 2018, 05:37:25 AM
for me, Hold It in includes Captain Comedown and Attitude, so overall not lacking too much in the kickass department. more of an album like Stag, filled with tasty nuggets that are different to say the least, but still quite entertaining. You Can Make Me Wait has always reminded me of Michael Nesmith's solo material from the movie Elephant Parts/ tv series Television parts, which he produced. we grew up listening to that stuff. I get what Paul was doing there.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 01, 2018, 06:19:39 AM
for me, Hold It in includes Captain Comedown and Attitude
??
I often imagined that Captain Comedown was recorded at the same time (or about then) but Attitude? You do mean the one on Everybody Loves Sausages right? I say that because Pinkus wasn't on that track and it pre-dates Hold It In.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: vince furnier on March 01, 2018, 07:05:52 AM
for me, Hold It in includes Captain Comedown and Attitude
??
I often imagined that Captain Comedown was recorded at the same time (or about then) but Attitude? You do mean the one on Everybody Loves Sausages right? I say that because Pinkus wasn't on that track and it pre-dates Hold It In.
I've made that mistake more than once. I mean Ambition from the Hard Ons split. Recorded with Pinkus at least.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 01, 2018, 07:08:54 AM
I've made that mistake more than once. I mean Ambition from the Hard Ons split. Recorded with Pinkus at least.
Ah i had forgot about that one. I didn't know Pinkus played on it though. I find that is one of the joys of the discography page on here - i can check to see who was on bass on the more obscure, lesser known singles etc.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Fureon Nectarmoon on March 03, 2018, 06:18:34 AM
For the most part Hold It In really was a pretty darn kickass record, although the mixing (which, as somebody here pointed out sometime, suffers from a buried high-end) and the EGC guitar undermined some of the songs' potential. Like, Bride Of Crankenstein and Sesame Street Meat IMO actually rival The Maggot levels of heavyness riff-wise, but they don't have the sound to prove it, at least in their studio versions.

But yeah, this was about bad songs... I'm not feeling the Leary songs either, not in the context of the album at least.
Other two I don't really care for are Piss Pisstopherson and Nine Yards.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: DeeSonyaChin on March 03, 2018, 06:04:03 PM
we grew up listening to that stuff. I get what Paul was doing there.

Me too. I love the Leary songs. I blast you can make me wait every time I play Hold It In.  Very nostalgic. Nine yards is one of my favorite in the album.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 04, 2018, 04:28:37 AM
Very nostalgic.
The albums not even 4 years old!! Unless you meant nostalgic as in songs that have a sense of an older musical sensibility.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: vince furnier on March 04, 2018, 07:27:06 AM
Very nostalgic.
The albums not even 4 years old!! Unless you meant nostalgic as in songs that have a sense of an older musical sensibility.
https://youtu.be/WnpcTsy10dE
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 06, 2018, 01:06:10 PM
For the most part Hold It In really was a pretty darn kickass record, although the mixing (which, as somebody here pointed out sometime, suffers from a buried high-end) and the EGC guitar undermined some of the songs' potential.
It may not be entirely true, but Buzz says the studio stuff is recorded with a range of different guitars and not just his EGC.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Captain CoryCory on March 06, 2018, 05:09:51 PM
I never cared much for A Growing Disgust in regards to studio recordings. It's obviously recorded with the EGC and just feels really flat not to mention it's a song that "feels" like it's been done a million times. Live it's fine when it's blasting your face off but that tune is one I never could really get into.

There's also some tracks on that Love soundtrack I'd call "bullshit experimental" that just doesn't go anywhere.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: aeustin on March 06, 2018, 11:21:27 PM
I never cared much for A Growing Disgust in regards to studio recordings. It's obviously recorded with the EGC and just feels really flat not to mention it's a song that "feels" like it's been done a million times. Live it's fine when it's blasting your face off but that tune is one I never could really get into.

There's also some tracks on that Love soundtrack I'd call "bullshit experimental" that just doesn't go anywhere.
I would go as far as saying that the production on Freak Puke, as well as a lot of their more recent albums (with the exception of AWWLAD, which was a step in the right direction) isn't very good. The drums sound distant and muffled and the guitar is flat. Kind of like the mids of the whole album have been cut. Still love the songs and they are amazing live but still...

Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: GrimReaper on March 06, 2018, 11:48:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZJgmeI3oTA&list=PLpn1g0Q6jraRmf_SMcwIFfyphngbsT_2J

One of my favorite tunes.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 07, 2018, 05:01:38 AM
One of my favorite tunes.
Same here. Im surprised people DON'T like it!! Also one of the very best Melvins song titles too i think.


There's also some tracks on that Love soundtrack I'd call "bullshit experimental" that just doesn't go anywhere.
That's definitely true.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: sadcorps on March 07, 2018, 03:43:33 PM
I think the EGC guitars sound (and play) like shit. I miss the Les Paul days. But it is not my circus and it they are not my monkeys. The King gets to do what he wants. I am sure they use a bunch of different guitars on recordings, being in their studio once I saw a TON of guitar cases and a TON of guitars on racks ready to go.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: (the) Razor on March 07, 2018, 07:17:35 PM
Either a lot of people tell Buzz that or he read the forums one night, because he did say people have no idea and that the new EGC sound chunkier and deeper than Les Pauls.

I'm not really sure I can hear a difference but modern Melvins definitely have a lot less "venom" and "bite" than previous which is more to do with recording I think. Three men and a baby had that beautiful crunch and the whole record sounded like it crawled up from out of a gutter but yeah, these days they do seem to enjoy a lot more of a classic rock feel to the riffs. They're a lot less aggressive which may or may not be cause and effect of using the new ECG guitars....

Just don't go full dad rock on us Buzz..... :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on March 08, 2018, 03:01:08 AM
that beautiful crunch and the whole record sounded like it crawled up from out of a gutter
I pine for that to return to their sound. It is lacking some of that bite and aggression like you say.

As regards Melvins music, i think it is pretty clear that Buzz is still a fine songwriter. I mean look at his solo acoustic record - that had one great song after another simply because he couldn't mess with different instruments or add weird bits. It HAD to be just the songs and the result was fantastic. I wish the band could put out something more akin to that. Well written, tight songs that have a more crunchy old skool Melvins feel to them.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: amazonAMAZON on March 26, 2018, 01:35:30 PM
I'd say the thickest, heaviest, Melvins-iest studio guitar tone of the millenium is on The Bloated Pope. A few moments on A Walk With Death were reminiscent of that.

Since this thread is about the worst Melvins song of all time, I am surprised that your caveats don't include garbage from Singles 1-12, such as the A&R mixes, All at Once, or How+Harry Lauders. If anyone here legitimately would rather hear any of those tracks three times in a row instead of hearing "A Growing Disgust" or "Christ Hammer" five times, (name your tune), I think you will burn in eternal hell sweet Amish baby Jesus and we can't be friends.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Oscar on March 26, 2018, 02:21:29 PM
I'd say the thickest, heaviest, Melvins-iest studio guitar tone of the millenium is on The Bloated Pope.

(https://leaderonomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/007-19072013b.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Oscar on April 23, 2018, 01:58:05 PM
Update: Embrace the fucking Rub
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on April 23, 2018, 02:18:39 PM
Update: Embrace the fucking Rub
Yep.


Something i've noticed very recently is that many of the songs i dislike by the band or the one i most disapprove of on each album tend to be track 2! Look...

Best Friend
You Can Make Me Wait
Choco Plumbing
Embrace The Rub

It's as though they like to open up with a punchy number and then do the exact opposite and go bad on the following track.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Bigval on April 23, 2018, 05:44:44 PM
Choco Plumbing

Surely you jest? I've put that song on that Melvins era post 2012 compilation CD I've made up for my brother.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: (the) Razor on April 23, 2018, 05:47:13 PM
What's the worst Melvins song pre 2010?

Is this a paradox.... :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on April 24, 2018, 02:29:48 AM
Choco Plumbing
Surely you jest? I've put that song on that Melvins era post 2012 compilation CD I've made up for my brother.
Nope. Im not a fan of that one. Oddly i seem to be the only person who has ever said they don't like it too.


What's the worst Melvins song pre 2010?
I think you'll find that's 'Soup' off Stag.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Fureon Nectarmoon on April 24, 2018, 04:06:52 AM
Come on, Choco Plumbing? No comprende :?
And what's with all the hate towards Embrace The Rub :shock:
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Oscar on April 24, 2018, 05:20:17 AM
I thought Choco Plumbing was one of the better tracks in recent years, really fun and pretty unique in its mood.

And what's with all the hate towards Embrace The Rub :shock:

It's truly terrible to me, I hate everything about it. They lost me at "yeah, dumbass".
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on April 24, 2018, 05:23:49 AM
It's far from terrible, it's just one i don't really like for some reason. Not sure why. This feeling seems to be amplified for me being that it comes off the back of 'The Decay Of Lying' which is a truly fine Melvins song.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Bigval on April 24, 2018, 07:23:49 AM
Indeed it is and so is Choco Plumbing. It puts a smile on my face as soon as Jared's vocals come in all excited and over the top.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: (the) Razor on April 24, 2018, 07:30:03 AM
Choco plumbing sounds great. That's the kind of rock Melvins do best. The other attempts are not so memorable like.... embrace the rub.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: amazonAMAZON on April 24, 2018, 03:51:53 PM
"Embrace the Rub" and "Break Bread' are the least favorite songs from the new record but far from being my least favorite Melvins tracks.

Pre-2010 least favorite Melvins album track (assuming we're talking about a composed song, not an improvisation or noise piece) is probably "It Tastes Better Than The Truth." That thing just goes on forever for no reason and I don't really get why it had to be on that EP, too.

"Choco Plumbing" rules.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on April 24, 2018, 04:06:00 PM
"yeah, dumbass".
Dad humor.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JhOVyjSHGejoXXq/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: Oscar on April 25, 2018, 05:33:11 AM
Dad humor.

Felt more like an in-joke from the tour van that's only funny to the travel party.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on April 25, 2018, 05:38:40 AM
Whenever a new Melvins album comes out (and i usually find fault with it in some way) i think back to when i first heard Nude With Boots. When that came out i thought it was not very good. I didn't listen to it much. Then later i absolutely loved it! Bride took even longer for me! So i think Melvins albums do take a while to come to terms with. Or maybe more accurately "accept". I think im at this stage with Pinkus Abortion Technician now. I know the bits i don't care for, i know what i like and i accept it as the next Melvins statement of intent. Right, now what's next!
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: meezer on April 25, 2018, 06:31:05 AM
Whenever a new Melvins album comes out (and i usually find fault with it in some way) i think back to when i first heard Nude With Boots. When that came out i thought it was not very good. I didn't listen to it much. Then later i absolutely loved it! Bride took even longer for me! So i think Melvins albums do take a while to come to terms with. Or maybe more accurately "accept". I think im at this stage with Pinkus Abortion Technician now. I know the bits i don't care for, i know what i like and i accept it as the next Melvins statement of intent. Right, now what's next!
So what's the hard part about getting into Nude With Boots? That it doesn't sound exactly like a 25 year old Electric Wizard album?
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: ))))(((( on April 25, 2018, 07:29:57 AM
Here we go again. Embrace the dud.
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: herb wilkinson on April 25, 2018, 07:47:04 PM
embrace the dad rock
Title: Re: Worst Melvins song
Post by: aeustin on April 25, 2018, 08:33:31 PM
Whenever a new Melvins album comes out (and i usually find fault with it in some way) i think back to when i first heard Nude With Boots. When that came out i thought it was not very good. I didn't listen to it much. Then later i absolutely loved it! Bride took even longer for me! So i think Melvins albums do take a while to come to terms with. Or maybe more accurately "accept". I think im at this stage with Pinkus Abortion Technician now. I know the bits i don't care for, i know what i like and i accept it as the next Melvins statement of intent. Right, now what's next!
So what's the hard part about getting into Nude With Boots? That it doesn't sound exactly like a 25 year old Electric Wizard album?
LMAO