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Title: Buzz on FOX Red Eye
Post by: Androol on June 11, 2007, 05:53:23 AM
or am i missing the thread because i unfortunately missed the show too.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Idlehanz on June 11, 2007, 07:25:09 AM
or am i missing the thread because i unfortunately missed the show too.

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: glen on June 11, 2007, 07:49:38 AM
rumor has it buzz was a guest anchor (er something) on the fox news channel for a program known as "red eye" on saturday night, June 9.       rumor also has it that the legendary bUTTHOLEmAN  has some clips of it that he is planning on posting on youtube in the very near future.

personally I am not familar with this "red eye" show but I understand it is a late night news program geared for the 18-30 demographic.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: OfficerButtcrack on June 11, 2007, 08:08:49 AM
While we wait for that, here's Buzz and Cameron Jamie interview -> http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/buzz%2Bosborne/video/xovf6_melvins-interview-arte         It's annoying coz there is lots of interesting stuff but some fucking jerkoff keeps talking over Buzz and Cameron Jamie in some fucking gay language.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: glen on June 11, 2007, 08:15:16 AM
       It's annoying coz there is lots of interesting stuff but some fucking jerkoff keeps talking over Buzz and Cameron Jamie in some fucking gay language.

  :lol:

that would be the french language buttcrack.  which I believe is the official language of homosexuals world-wide.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: norecess on June 11, 2007, 08:29:19 AM
that would be the french language buttcrack.  which I believe is the official language of homosexuals world-wide.

Excusez-moi?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: OfficerButtcrack on June 11, 2007, 09:02:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLAamUlu-H8

Fagots!  8)
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Schnabster on June 11, 2007, 09:17:58 AM
       It's annoying coz there is lots of interesting stuff but some fucking jerkoff keeps talking over Buzz and Cameron Jamie in some fucking gay language.

  :lol:

that would be the french language buttcrack.  which I believe is the official language of homosexuals world-wide.

Glen, both Hog Log (Erik) and my mother in law will kick your ass for that comment.  :lol:
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: glen on June 11, 2007, 09:23:58 AM
hog log... I'm not scared of.

your mother-in-law...  I'm scared of.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 11, 2007, 11:25:51 AM
Trust me, the hourlong segment is nothing to get excited about.  The show is horrible!  The supposed jokes make you cringe.  It's nice seeing Buzz, they ask him his opinions on a few topics.  The host has a hardon for Fantomas, I hear.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on June 11, 2007, 11:55:58 AM
i went to the red eye site just now and it said, "Tonights guests,.... and the Melvins frontman Buzz Osborne."

that show IS horrible.  even if it WAS funny i don't think i could watch just because of the horizontal wrinkle between greg gutfeld's eyes.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: TJP on June 11, 2007, 12:51:52 PM
even if it WAS funny i don't think i could watch just because of the horizontal wrinkle between greg gutfeld's eyes.
:lol:
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Mad Arab on June 11, 2007, 03:17:32 PM
that would be the french language buttcrack.  which I believe is the official language of homosexuals world-wide.

LOL
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: rictus on June 11, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
Buzz really looked like he didn't want to be there. I wonder what made him decide to be on that show
,the host is a fuckin' retard. The host did say Fantomas was the best metal band since the Melvins.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 12, 2007, 05:14:57 AM
Buzz really looked like he didn't want to be there. I wonder what made him decide to be on that show
,the host is a fuckin' retard. The host did say Fantomas was the best metal band since the Melvins.
when does buzz ever look like he wants to be where he is at the moment.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: norecess on June 12, 2007, 05:21:38 AM
Buzz really looked like he didn't want to be there. I wonder what made him decide to be on that show
,the host is a fuckin' retard. The host did say Fantomas was the best metal band since the Melvins.
when does buzz ever look like he wants to be where he is at the moment.

Ever seen 'em live?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 12, 2007, 05:23:29 AM
Buzz really looked like he didn't want to be there. I wonder what made him decide to be on that show
,the host is a fuckin' retard. The host did say Fantomas was the best metal band since the Melvins.
when does buzz ever look like he wants to be where he is at the moment.

Ever seen 'em live?
hell even then he has this look on his face of "eh."
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: norecess on June 12, 2007, 05:31:14 AM
How about that studio footage when they were recording (A)SA?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: WOLD on June 12, 2007, 07:53:44 AM
How about that studio footage when they were recording (A)SA?

Dont forget he's a liar, too.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Schnabster on June 12, 2007, 09:43:28 AM
Buzz really looked like he didn't want to be there. I wonder what made him decide to be on that show
,the host is a fuckin' retard. The host did say Fantomas was the best metal band since the Melvins.
when does buzz ever look like he wants to be where he is at the moment.

Ever seen 'em live?
hell even then he has this look on his face of "eh."

That`s excactly how I experiense Buzz, aswell, spot on Farty!
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: glen on June 12, 2007, 11:35:46 AM
hell even then he has this look on his face of "eh."

thats because he hates you.    and you,  and you.      and yes,  you too.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: WOLD on June 12, 2007, 11:50:35 AM
hell even then he has this look on his face of "eh."
and yes,  you too.

Dang! #-o
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 12, 2007, 08:58:21 PM
hell even then he has this look on his face of "eh."

thats because he hates you.    and you,  and you.      and yes,  you too.
he did seem really happy when he called dale a fuckin' dirty hippie.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: TommyHC on June 14, 2007, 10:44:35 AM
King Buzzo on Fox News PART I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbN4ZWIfyG8&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbN4ZWIfyG8&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: glen on June 14, 2007, 11:00:33 AM
thanks tommy.


unfortunately I blinked and missed Buzz.         what did he say?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: TommyHC on June 14, 2007, 11:02:17 AM
thanks tommy.


unfortunately I blinked and missed Buzz.         what did he say?

I can't find Part 2 but hopefully it contains more of the King.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Idlehanz on June 14, 2007, 05:46:18 PM
At least he got a little more time in this one.  And yea, Bon Jovi is such a great poet :x

Oh yea, the look on his face while she is reciting Bon Jovi lyrics is great.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 14, 2007, 06:45:40 PM
oh yeah the faces he makes are priceless!
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: WOLD on June 15, 2007, 03:14:23 AM
buzzo on fox news?

whadafawk
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: (PAUL) on June 16, 2007, 09:07:55 AM
Wow, that's bizarre. Why was he asked to be on that program? WHY DOES THAT WOMAN LIKE BON JOVI???
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Mad Arab on June 16, 2007, 09:31:59 AM
buzzo on fox news?

whadafawk

Why is this strange? Buzz has presidential aspirations
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Chomas on June 16, 2007, 04:25:04 PM
weird...


doesn't make sense for him to go on a retarded Hollywood gossip show like that
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: anaconda on June 16, 2007, 04:37:00 PM
unless he was quietly trying to subvert 'the system' in his own little way.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 16, 2007, 05:26:24 PM
unless he was quietly trying to subvert 'the system' in his own little way.
He is raging against the machine.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Mad Arab on June 16, 2007, 08:14:53 PM
President "King Buzzo" Osborne has a nice ring to it. His first act would be to nuke Hollywood. Next act would have Richie Sambora and the rest of Bon Jovi put to death by firing squad. Then he would celebrate with White Castle hamburgers and fireworks along with the nation.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 16, 2007, 08:21:57 PM
President "King Buzzo" Osborne has a nice ring to it. His first act would be to nuke Hollywood. Next act would have Richie Sambora and the rest of Bon Jovi put to death by firing squad. Then he would celebrate with White Castle hamburgers and fireworks along with the nation.
so wrong. it would be El Conqestador Buzzo. his first act would not be nuking hollywood, but seattle, just to finish it off. next he would put bon jovi to death by vulcan neck pinch. and he would celebrate with friends at the cracker barrel, a healty portion of country fried steak, hash brown casserole, mac and cheese and fried okra and send annoying emails to all of the previous bassplayers. and then by royal order, he would make vinney release that goddamn interview.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: mopafeena on June 16, 2007, 09:50:43 PM
Couldn't he just be KING Buzzo?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 17, 2007, 09:44:31 AM
we're past that now.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 17, 2007, 10:06:20 AM
oh yeah the faces he makes are priceless!
i'm so proud!
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: norecess on June 17, 2007, 05:28:23 PM
Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGkQYZQpQI8

Part 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEjcrE-gNZw
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: mopafeena on June 17, 2007, 09:56:08 PM
we're past that now.

Well we weren't when i posted that.

Fucker!  :lol:
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: CaptainPungent on June 18, 2007, 07:04:51 AM
that gal's a whore, how dare she insult buzz and...
well, buzz was kinda whoring himself for myspace friend requests, she made a good point.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 18, 2007, 01:29:09 PM
That was actually pretty painful.  I hope he got paid well.  At least he didn't ham it up for the camera or the douchebag host.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: deatheats on June 18, 2007, 05:16:58 PM
I'd rather see Buzzo do the Henry Rollins show, but I guess you do the shows you are invited to.
I must say fox news is about the last place I'd expect Buzz to do, but then again Buzz is a contrarion so he specializes at doing things no one expects.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: anaconda on June 18, 2007, 05:45:22 PM
its like seeing those strange clips of him at the major league baseball games.
just weird and incongruous to us, but maybe he has his motives.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Uncle Danny on June 18, 2007, 06:01:13 PM
I'm guessing that his motives are "just being a normal dude despite the scrutiny," and not a lot of strategy.  One of the reasons he's had the longevity he has, and one of the reasons we're all talking about him still.  He likes baseball, doesn't like Bon Jovi ;)
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: anaconda on June 18, 2007, 06:03:51 PM
by motives i mean enjoying the great american pastime. :twisted: snoozers!!!
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: deatheats on June 19, 2007, 05:41:01 PM
Yeah baseball I can understand.  I'm almost more surprised fox news would have him on, then vice versa.  I bet Buzz would do just about any show if they asked him politely :)
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: ManWithNoName on June 19, 2007, 07:51:01 PM
He did it for the money. Fuckin' sell out.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: violent office on June 19, 2007, 11:09:40 PM
He's not selling out.  He's buying in.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 20, 2007, 12:23:20 AM
Is he laughing WITH them or AT theM?
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: FartLips on June 20, 2007, 09:25:21 AM
Is he laughing WITH them or AT theM?
it's ALWAYS at them.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: meanclown on June 21, 2007, 04:10:13 PM
great clips, especially the Bon Jovi clip & the finishing school come back line...the man's a clever, funny guy, no bout a doubt it....any publicity is good publicity, especially on a major cable network...hopefully he  moved some product as a result...hell, a big chunk of it is about business and trying to make a buck...kudos to the King! Why not appear on the Fox Network? He's a refreshing blast...we need to see more of him & the boys on the idiot box!
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Dead Cowboy on June 21, 2007, 04:27:42 PM
Buzz totally stuck it to the bitch!

And yet.. dear god... KB is like an oasis of funny in  this barren, humorless wasteland.....
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 21, 2007, 05:37:37 PM
Buzz totally stuck it to the bitch!

And yet.. dear god... KB is like an oasis of funny in  this barren, humorless wasteland.....
He reminded me of those old comic book quotes.. ''NUFF SAID!  NUFF SAID!'  :lol:
Title: BUZZ on Fox RedEye - youtube clip
Post by: blackjosh on June 22, 2007, 09:41:22 PM
I caught the last segment on television and taped it.  Wish I'd gotten the whole thing.
Apparently, someone did.  Here it is.  Enjoy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VeBj_FvVPX0

Title: Re: BUZZ on Fox RedEye - youtube clip
Post by: (the) Razor on June 23, 2007, 01:59:57 AM
Thanks for the heads up, but this was already posted.

http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=8214.0

Title: Re: BUZZ on Fox RedEye - youtube clip
Post by: norecess on June 23, 2007, 06:18:55 AM
Thanks, I hadn't seen this one yet.
Title: Re: nobodys talking about buzzo on fox news redeye show?!
Post by: Pringles on June 23, 2007, 02:20:03 PM
This show suck badly.

I think Buzz needed a new washing machine so he get paid to go at this shitty show.