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Title: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: spunkmonkey on June 02, 2008, 04:07:00 PM
Kurt Cobain's ashes stolen


The Nirvana frontman's remains have been taken from the Hollywood home of his widow Courtney Love

Tim Jonze
Monday June 2, 2008
guardian.co.uk


It's not entirely clear how you'd go about flogging them on eBay without arousing suspicion, but that hasn't stopped someone from stealing Kurt Cobain's ashes, according to his widow Courtney Love.
Love believes a former friend is responsible for swiping Kurt's remains, which were stored in a pink bear-shaped handbag and hidden in a wardrobe at her Hollywood home.

She now claims to be suicidal as a result of the theft: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Most of Cobain's ashes were originally scattered at a New York Buddhist temple and in the Wishkah river in Washington state. However, Love says she kept some for herself, hidden away in a location that was a closely guarded secret until now.
"They were all I had left of him," Love said to the News of the World. "Who has their husband's ashes stolen?"

Love is hardly a stranger to controversy. This March she claimed that someone had used Cobain's social security number to steal more than $200 million from his estate. As with the theft of his ashes, Love believes the culprit was known to her.

Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994.

Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Jaron on June 02, 2008, 04:22:59 PM
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Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Mad Arab on June 02, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
Buzz is being questioned as we speak. he is being held in Guantanamo.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: violent office on June 02, 2008, 07:21:44 PM
Please, no one give them back.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: (PAUL) on June 02, 2008, 07:22:18 PM
Buzz is being questioned as we speak. he is being held in Guantanamo.

With Harold and Kumar?
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 02, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
She probably got too high, and forgot where she put them.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Jaron on June 02, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Or smoked him on accident. Or maybe even made cocoa like on South Park :D
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: perusha on June 02, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
Now if we can just free Francis Bean...
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: TGH on June 03, 2008, 01:25:34 AM
"They were all I had left of him," Love said to the News of the World.


She would have all of his stuff if she didn't auction it off.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: YearZero on June 03, 2008, 04:44:55 AM
Buzz stole the ashes of Kurt Cobain?  :lol: That's sick!
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: black stallion on June 03, 2008, 06:05:56 AM
Or smoked him on accident. Or maybe even made cocoa like on South Park :D
:lol:
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Ron Maiden on June 03, 2008, 12:33:30 PM
i would use them to make tea
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: rhett E rock on June 03, 2008, 07:12:33 PM
maybe his ashes didn't get stolen.  maybe Kurt came back to life to have his revenge on Courtney!
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Mad Arab on June 03, 2008, 07:28:39 PM
Check your vacuum cleaner.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: dead mike on June 03, 2008, 08:06:38 PM
" right now I'm suicidal."
promises, promises.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Doody the Clown on June 04, 2008, 07:41:31 AM
If Buzz killed him, it's only right he claim the right to his remains.

Hopefully copious amounts of his dusty carbon remains will be consumed before each show on the new tour.  Just to give it that extra kick.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: grays harbor mafia on June 05, 2008, 12:46:38 AM
"she now claims to be suicidal"    wonder why that is, cause its one less thing she can auction off???  We couldn't be lucky enough for her to off herself...   But stealing somebody's ashes would have to be the worst karma ever.  Actually stealing kurt's ashes from that bitch gave the theif good karma from kurt...
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 08, 2008, 12:39:26 PM
Forgive me, but why is buzz being questioned?
why not dave grohl or that lanky  motherfucker that calls himself a 'musician'.
everyone knows that I STOLE THOSE ASHES.
in about 15 minutes the FBI is going to break down my door and interrogate my balls right off of my chode..
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: 5w33t 1ntu1t10n on June 08, 2008, 01:26:02 PM
Well, according to E! News weekend edition, Courtney's claims are totally FALSE!
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Like Stee on June 08, 2008, 01:50:40 PM
Well, according to E! News weekend edition, Courtney's claims are totally FALSE!
That's funny.  Just a cry for attention, now that she's totally irrelevant.  Oh... wait... she always was.
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: Uncle Fester on June 08, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
Well, according to E! News weekend edition, Courtney's claims are totally FALSE!
That's funny.  Just a cry for attention, now that she's totally irrelevant.  Oh... wait... she always was.
ohhh, burn!!!
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: JJ on June 09, 2008, 09:58:25 PM
 "Who has their husband's ashes stolen?"

retards that keep a portion of them around in "a secret location" in their home........
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: nickoctane on June 14, 2008, 07:42:45 PM
i would use them to make tea

Penny Royal Tea?
Title: Re: Buzz, at it again?
Post by: nickoctane on June 15, 2008, 03:11:14 AM
he he he     Some old guy....................( "that nick octane guy,............. pretty god damn funny")