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Melvins Discussion / Re: What are your top 10 favorite Melvins albums?
« on: September 03, 2008, 12:29:18 AM »
Good taste, Andy!

Are you guys gonna high five now?
It is... starting to smell gay in  here... :-&

I'm afraid there's a bit of the ol dick holding going on in this thread!  :x :x :x
A bit of the ol in and out!  Dick Holders!

Melvins Show Reviews / Re: Small's Bar Detroit 8-5
« on: August 07, 2008, 01:25:10 PM »

got your voicemail this morning danno.
I was scared.  I considered putting out an amber alert for you.  you sounded in distress.
I carried that doob in you smoked underneath my testicles for the first hour and then moved it into my sweaty sock for the last 5 minutes before giving it to you.  how did it taste?
He smoked a 'Doob' near yer testicles?!?!?  :x :x :x

Melvins Show Reviews / Re: Portland, Or 7-25-08 Wonder Ballroom
« on: July 30, 2008, 06:50:00 PM »
Furthermore, the grinding guitar chords that start Dog Island are nice and svarte.  

Melvins Show Reviews / Re: Portland, Or 7-25-08 Wonder Ballroom
« on: July 30, 2008, 06:45:16 PM »
I get goose pimples
listening to the double drum intro.

Melvins Album Discussion / Re: Fantomas/Melvins Big Band DVD in '08!
« on: July 30, 2008, 06:39:25 PM »
Just realized I went to that show.
And you didn't tell me about Lowrider?!?!?

Shame On You!

Melvins Discussion / Re: official merch thread '08
« on: July 29, 2008, 10:58:02 PM »
Idle and Sweet are part of the SKULL CLUB!

I want to send Idle a pair of Dales speedoz so he can wear the speedo and the gloves and hold Dales drumsticks and .. um act like Dale?  That sounds crazy.   Nevermind.

Why not get the copies posted somewhere on this site?

Melvins Discussion / Re: new dates
« on: July 23, 2008, 12:22:47 AM »
that indeed looks like a fun place to see melvins! reminds me of the  september Qui show at the sonic ballroom  in cologne which i can not wait for...

Wouldn't it be wild to buy cologne in Cologne?  Or to go dutch at a restaurant in Amsterdam?  That's CRAZY!

Melvins Show Reviews / Re: 7/17 @ boardwalk in Orangevale, Ca
« on: July 19, 2008, 07:58:50 PM »
Got to the boardwalk about 7:15,  I bought all kinds of  shit before this, saw dale out back at the fan and waved, met brian walsby and he signed my chest.  I'm pretty sure Buzz recognized me. He looked at me for a second or two and smiled all funny. I met him last year in sacramento and walked 7 or 8 blocks with him just chatting, and then in san fran too. Both times we talked for quite a bit about all kinds of silly and serious things....anyway.
jared was like "hey, alright, what the fuck are we  playing? WE're fucking it" and He explained that they called 'em "technical F's" in the industry.  Him and toshi started playing an older classic rock song after jared told some bad knock knock jokes. Which were as follows:
Knock Knock

(engage gay lisp)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
 no pants, I'm going swimming
(gay lisp disengage)

then they finished the song.

Melvins came out,  I sang along with a lot of the songs, and he kept looking at me and he made my fiance feel like he was kinda creepy. Sweet. She wanted to move so he would stop looking at us. He kept coming right in front of us on the stage almost like he was showing us the riffs. Weird.  I knew we totally had a connection. I could tell we were destined to meet that night, two pairs of eyes connecting in a sea of eyes.  It was kismet.
 I cannot believe this man is not coked out, he is out of his goddamn mind onstage.
Also, I've never anyone act anything like that unless they were coked to the hilt, but I digest....

They Did play EYE FLYS!!!
As soon as the bass line started I freaked the fuck out. I mean, shit, the floors were melting.  LITERALLY! A lot of people looked confused for the first 3 minutes of it. What the fuck, don't judge me!  I'm not sure if this was before or after honey bucket.

 They played honey bucket and then  I told my fiance these bugs are going to eat my insides. Nope

As soon as it was over, buzz was tuning up still. "here it comes" I thought.  I've been very good, wink wink, so give it to me.
 Then they did the star spangled banner, better than they did on new year's I thought. Then they played a fucked up weird version of "my generation" with only coady and dale singing in really weird voices. Then they played boris. It was fucking awesome.

Buzz played and sang it WAY differently than I've ever heard. I would've hung out and harrassed them, but I had a 2 hour drive back to chico and I've been sleeping like 4 hours a night all week. I think that's it.
So, I took no pictures cuz you're not allowed off of the "boardwalk" in front of the bar. I'll try to post a picture of the poster if you fuckos are interested.  FUCKKKK IM SO HIGH.  the end.
:shock:  That's a great review their, kiddo!

Melvins Discussion / Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« on: July 17, 2008, 11:17:47 AM »
what ever happen to KURDTLUVUR!?
Hey Line-man, thanks for remembering me! 

When's Rev. Mike's interview going to happen?  At Grumpy's?  Oh YES!

Melvins Discussion / Re: "The Talking Horse" Music Video
« on: March 13, 2007, 08:20:35 PM »

 :love: This pic makes me melt!   You may even recall a particular posting I made regarding this pic....
:love: :love:  :love:
THATS RIGHT!  Like I said in that post, I'm going to get a blow up and put it over my bed! :love:

Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins vinyl question
« on: March 13, 2007, 07:56:51 PM »
Hehe, I bet your melvins420. 

Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins pictures!
« on: February 27, 2007, 07:03:40 AM »

Buzz is almost totally grey.
Buzz is not ghey, he's married!

Melvins Show Reviews / Re: Melvins - Los Angeles, CA 02/17/07
« on: February 21, 2007, 12:54:37 PM »
to be brutally honest,  I don't like it.

they are supposed to be MELVINS album covers, right?

I don't see this as a MELVINS album cover.
Believe it or not, there weren't too many artists that stuck literally with that theme.  It was more of an art show where the pieces might have something to do with the melvins.

Melvins Show Reviews / Re: Melvins - Los Angeles, CA 02/17/07
« on: February 21, 2007, 12:12:30 PM »

Kevin Willis

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