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Ha ha!  Maarten and his girl detective side-kick are ace detectives!  Thanks for the pix MAAR MAAR!
Anti-smite for YOU!

 

what i'm wondering is why they arent pumping out flash animated videos by mackie, kind of like the stuff on their website.  that would be relatively inexpensive to produce, and would probably be a lot better than this.

mackie didn't do the website.
mackie's great, but it's time to let another artist do the cover. (or at least change styles)

obviously MELVINS had a grand total of nothing to do with this besides okay-ing its production.

that pic of Buzz in the cologne add is one of the more heavily circulated, file photos of buzz.  plus it looks to be about 6 or 7 years old.       

I kinda feel like the guy who made this tried real hard to cop on a tool video.

Where can you find this file photo?  Hook us up Glen!

Me and my ten friends might take you up on your offer!

Only ten friends? The deal is only for 15+. Let me know when you have enough.

Me and my ten friends might take you up on your offer!

HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...

me and dead cowboy are getting there at around 7 am probably. i mean, it's the Melvins and Boris, it's not like there will be a huge line, but you never know.

Yah, you never know!

mole asses?

It's too bad they're as SLOW as mol ass es!

I posted about this back in October last year and no one cared 

I cared, but I didn't reply.

WE CARE A LOT!

Why not make a dvd?  Why a cd???

Shhh!! Make pretend was so fun!