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but El club Detroit= No way Jose!! 

that's what I'm saying.   I am not a fan of El Club and that is entirely based on location.    also the fact that they oversold the last melvins show I attended there and the cops shut it down early.   that was about some bullshit.

but the shelter is a killer venue.   very personal.  the stage is knee height and basically the corner of the room.     this is where the melvins 4x4 tour played in detroit.  ALSO!  the place I was now famously because I bitch about it so much totally screwed over on a melvins show where they cancelled it and got on a bill with SOAD at a ampitheater and I was supposed to get refunded but I never got refunded and it damaged me so much that now I can no longer control my run-on sentences.    but the way I see it this show should be free for me.   in fact I should be on the MF'ing guest list.

2 tickets secured. We're definitely gonna need some speed. 

  its real world, man.

..Is what I told the scrawny scrotey little weasel dude with his Glass Jaw wired shut trying to ask me for some spare change down the street from El Club..He couldn't open his mouth to hardly speak, try to imagine what he sounded like ask me for something.

mmfff mffmmmfff mmf

I once bought dope off a woman with no tongue. She was pretty hard to understand. It wasn't in Detroit tho.

St. Andrews' is like right over the boarder. Great place for a show. Dig that venue. Never been downstairs.

First question: Was it on point?

Second: Was it any good or was it the Schnickelfritz?

I had to choose between buying tickets for this show in Portland and buying tickets for Both's last show in Seattle and Botch won for now. Hopefully I can afford tix for Buzzo before it sells out

do it now!! or buuuu frickety huuu!!!

And If they were playing Buffalo or Rochester I could probably make it, but El club Detroit= No way Jose!! 

Cocklanta.

fixed

  its real world, man.

..Is what I told the scrawny scrotey little weasel dude with his Glass Jaw wired shut trying to ask me for some spare change down the street from El Club..He couldn't open his mouth to hardly speak, try to imagine what he sounded like ask me for something.

mmfff mffmmmfff mmf


Sorry, what's that? say again?  No I don't need any spare change, but thanks.

Someone else already shattered his jaw, no doubt for skipping on out on all the crack his dealer spotted him. 

Just Real people Talkin' real.

Careful, Dumps. It could be a trap.

For whom exactly, me or Glen?  He's playing right into my hands, before you know it, I'll have moved in. 

Hey glen!! BUddy! let me stay at your place for awhile! 

BFFFL!! BROLO!!!

Hope you like Athletes foot and Jock itch, because I'm all out of fresh towels too. 

No way I'll ever go back to Detroit for a Show, that shit was like something out of Robocop, straight up, Detroit is fucked.

DA FUQ U SAY

Dude getting a bullet outside a Melvins show over Jacking a wallet?..Name some other places that shit happens where it's pretty much normal everyday to play shooty shooty stabby stab over some pocket change.

That's some Gotham city batman shit.

 

Some of the best Haze Artwork yet!!!

Nothing tops the 2016 Savage Imperial Death march tour poster tho. 

 It's definitely dystopian alternate nightmare reality, no disrespect.

I'm sorry, but you can keep it on that side of the river please.

I would be safer in most third world countries, Detroit unto itself is it's own problem.

Having a few drinks in the park before the show with my new Friend Anton.

I called it 'Dee-troit' like Forrest gump and his ears shot back and he snapped like Dave Chappelle

It's Deh-TROIT!! (Muthafuka) 

No way I'll ever go back to Detroit for a Show, that shit was like something out of Robocop, straight up, Detroit is fucked.

Awesome goddamn fucking news

Which show will you be attending?

FUCK! No Toronto or Montreal Dates. 

Yeah, I bought a Honky cheapy CD and Honky factory edition from Shoxop in 2019

Anything still available?