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Melvins Discussion / DOD Buzz Box

« on: April 07, 2004, 03:22:55 PM »

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hey who let the english teacher in here?

Quiet, you!

better watch out, ludlow.  or its a ruler across the knuckles.yeooch!

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Melvins Discussion / DOD Buzz Box

« on: April 07, 2004, 02:46:58 PM »

sorry too much kerouac in my diet.

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Melvins Discussion / DOD Buzz Box

« on: April 07, 2004, 01:55:46 PM »

a couple things on the DOD buzz box.  yes it was created on the influence of buzz osborne but buzz had nothing to do with it.  that was in an article in some guitar mag interviewing buzz.  he had one and he said it sucked.  he did use it on the noise track on stoner witch(i forget the name)  the other thing is be careful with the buzz box.  it creates squarewaves.  soundwaves naturally slope so the speaker gradually pushes in and out.  with a squarewave, its telling the speaker to instantly be in one place and then in another with no gradual movement.  that can be REALLY  bad for the speaker.  you will blow your shit up.  and it hails satan.

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Melvins Album Discussion / gluey porch treatments cd

« on: April 07, 2004, 01:15:43 PM »

reading this makes me feel like shit cause i had the cassette and it was stolen and twice i could have bought the vinyl with the original alchemy label imprint.

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Melvins Discussion / Heaviest Album???

« on: April 07, 2004, 11:00:00 AM »

although ozma is my favorite, stoner witch is the heaviest sounding as far as mixing goes.

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Melvins Discussion / 20th anniversary T-shirt

« on: April 06, 2004, 10:21:37 PM »

fuck nofx and fuck everything they do

thank you.

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Melvins Discussion / tora tora box set?

« on: April 06, 2004, 10:13:07 PM »

mark's a jetsetter cause his wife is super-rich and they live in a castle.  but he's a dickmunch too.  buzz has a lot of bad luck with bass players. i hope he doesn't have the same with kevin.

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Melvins Discussion / Melvins and artsy fartsy crap

« on: April 06, 2004, 10:01:04 PM »

well i've seen them 8 or 9 times thru three different bassists
going back about 12 years now and you pick up things.
i've seen them with joe, mark d and two shows with kevin.
so the only constants are  buzz and dale, and since dale's
behind the kit i watch buzzo the closest, and he smirks
and shoots a knowing glance to familiar faces all the time.
at least it seems to me he does.

what anaconda says is true.  they love suckups.  a dirty little secret.  just don't call them on it.  maybe not every suckup.

btw i'm a suckup.

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Melvins Discussion / how kevin r. plays bass?

« on: April 06, 2004, 08:46:48 PM »

its a tossup between sexy pee story and cunning stunts but my wife swears by whorn.  and melvinsarmy are you putting those vids on soulseek cause i would LOVE to get those.  the cows FUCKING ROCK!!!!

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Melvins Show Reviews / old shows

« on: April 04, 2004, 03:40:58 PM »

i'm new here but have been a fan of the melvins a bandmate introduced me to gluey in 89'.  i was fully initiated on march 30th 1990 when the melvins played in nashville for the first time opening for F.U.C.T. a local band that begged the melvins to play there.  dale came out first and played for 5 minutes by himself.  then the bass player(it didn't look like joe,  lorax was out the door)  then buzz.  unfortunately the show was marred by numerous breakdowns of buzz's amp.  he was pimpin' though that night, wearing big gold medallions and a superfly polyester shrt unbuttoned halfway down.  all of dale's cymbals were broken.  but it was the heaviest sound i ever heard.  i couldn't tell you which songs were played cause i wasn't familiar with the titles back then.  probably seen them 8-9 times now and they are the GREATEST band on earth.

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Melvins Show Reviews / Re: Seattle Celebrates - 20 Years of the melvins!

« on: April 04, 2004, 03:24:44 PM »

No melvins cd's for sale at the show (except for the one in the book)  cool poster ,  4 different T-shirts, but not the Classic Melvin's Army T i was looking for.  I think there is an issue with Kiss about that shirt, but somebody does sell them at a website I hooked up with from here (main page) but the logo is on the back now, oh well.  Sorry no setlist - and no Beto, i'm not a Taper.  Cheers

the melvins will occasionaly make 20-30 shirts just before a show for some extra cash.  they can't sell them online or they will be sued.