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The Smiling Cobra is always a winner for folk who are new to Melvins,

Bootlicker by a friggin country mile. Listen to Let It All Be and it becomes clear immediately that up until that point (and since) it is the best production.

Fuck yellow writing.

Hahaha....I remember ages ago Fart Eyes going all Emo over the yellow pee writing....now every time I do my yellow writing biz I think of Fartsy.

Dan's the man on the wheels of steel!

Skinny Magazine's review of the album....4 Stars!

http://www.theskinny.co.uk/music/records/304400-melvins_everybody_loves_sausages

What better way to ring in Melvins' 30th year than this snapshot of what was going on inside the impressionable minds of a young Buzz Osborne and Dale Crover back in 1983. Everybody Loves Sausages finds the duo serving up a plate load of tasty bangers that pay tribute to childhood influences which range through proto-punk (The Kinks) and thrash (Venom) via coked up art rock (Bowie), with an ensemble cast of their own contemporaries onboard to co-sign the love note.

Echoing the experimental nature of 2000's The Crybaby, it's a potent reminder of their dexterity beyond the dependable sludge metal records they've been trading in ever since (with the exception of Freak Puke, last year's doom jazz detour). From Jello Biafra's alternately chilling and hilarious Bryan Ferry impression (see the ambient reworking of Roxy Music's In Every Dream Home A Heartache), to one of the heaviest renditions of Station to Station you'll ever get lost in, it's a thrill to hear such eccentric moments from pop music's past so liberally seasoned with Melvins' own madness. Pass the sauce.

Seeing as it cost me an arm and a leg to post Snivlem's luggage I am selling my spare Melvins Trilogy Vinyl Boxset. If you're interested PM me. I will only be sending this via a Signed & Tracked service....

UK Buyers = £125.00
Rest Of The World = £140.00

Vinyl = Near Mint
Cover/Sleeves = VG+

SOLD

SOLD

SOLD

Yeah it's a good venue and Melvins will make a few bucks more than usual hopefully. I hope there's some awesome merch happening!

I'm afraid I'm not a football type of guy Schnabz but we'll all hook up after your game wraps up dude.

Sunday afternoon.

Right.....my hotel is booked!





Lets friggin ROCK'n'ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets all meet up in Brixton and get killed by diddy bludz!

Just kidding

Sunday SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a couple of extra copies of the Melvins/Hammerhead split picture vinyl 7"s to sell. If anyone is interested pm me. I will only ship them via a Signed & Tracked service though.

£20 for UK
£25 for worldwide