Heaviest Album???

[Hog log]

houdini is fucking heavy, hag me, honey bucket, night goat, fucking copache, fucking spread eagle beagle, fucking joan of arc.
Why don't you like it guys ? It was the album that made me fall in love with them.

I'm 100 % with you !

[bUcKsAtAn]

gluey porch treatments...
if only it had Let it all Be and Honeybucket and the Bit in it, it would be my Best Of... album.
but, that said, i don't have ozma, bullhead, or lysol    

[Jess]

with all due respect bucksatan, since you do not have either bullhead or lysol, i have to disregard your statement.        

[FartLips]

although ozma is my favorite, stoner witch is the heaviest sounding as far as mixing goes.

[anaconda]

When I think of the heaviest melvins song I have to
say Joe Preston's solo CD and the song 'Bricklebrit'

That's my definition of 'heavy'

[anti~vermin]

moon pie (feat kevin sharp)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[LouiLoomis]

The Joe Preston version of Night Goat is probably the heaviest song production wise. I wonder why they re-recorded it?

[beee]

which one joe made ? that single night goat?

[anaconda]

I wonder why they re-recorded it?

Probably so they could avoid having to pay him royalties

[pottyhead]

i was taking a piss once and like man ..... i just thought to myself and said "wow that ozma album is heavy shit!"
then without me noticing i peed on the seat.
we had a good laugh.

[LouiLoomis]

Beee54, yeh the single version. And Anaconda, you're probably right, but you would of thought they could of tried to make it sound as good as the original. Actually, I'm starting to think Joe had more input into Lysol than the Melvins are willing to make out.

[FartLips]

this is what sealed it for me.  i went to a party and everybody dropped a bunch of acid and smoked some weed.  we were getting pretty loud and someone then put in gluey porch treatments. by the end of the album, the room was completely silent.  everyone had been mesmerized by the music. then someone spoke up and said "dude, i've been melvined.".

we drove around all morning yelling "MELVINS!!!" at everyone outside. nice.

[Vcavallo]

shit, man...i wish my friends didn't listen to shit music, but then again there is something refreshing about all my friends hating my music selection...it makes me feel as if i am making the right decision.

[Vcavallo]

I just made a discovery...one of the main beats in BRICKLEBRIT is the same as the one in NIGHTGOAT.  the one that is kind of a continuos bass pedal with a half-time hi hat and a quarter time snare with the bass beat falling absent on every other snare.  or something like that.  listen to night goat and then listen to bricklebrit.  if you search enough you will find it.  i trust ANACONDA will discover it for some reason....just another joe/nightgoat/joe solo correlation.

[Joe Deutrom]

The heaviest and most raw of the Melvins stuff has to be Eggnog.
Also the most heaviest version of Eyes Flys can be found at the end of Collossus Of Destiny. Its live and brutal.

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