I think it's this one:

"Top 25 cult guitarists" Jesus what a dumb name.
I had no idea you guys were talking about Kirk Hammet until now. This is how I see Metallica:
- James: I'd love to take him for a drink
- Lars: should listen more to his father
- Kirk: eeeeeeh
- the bass player: The Mike Watt of the band, or is he actually in official band pictures?
But maybe they're all really nice guys.