The Bride Screamed Murder

[ManWithNoName]

I thought groupies were supposed to love everything a band does? 

[RichieGoodtimes]

I know Cantona. He knows Moss, too.

[MeddlingCrybaby]

Cantona is the janitor at the music studio? 

[cantona]

I know Cantona. He knows Moss, too.

Nobody believes anything we say on this bored thing - why is that Goodtimes?
I think they hate me because i know you.

[rictus]

We don't hate you, we just think you're full of shit. Don't take it personally. 

[Like Stee]

Yeah, it's impossible that are actually people out there that know these Melvins guys.  And who are fans of their music and might show on the board.  You don't exist.

[Uncle Danny]

Where's Plucky when you need her?  I'm sure she'd have realized by now that cantona is Buzz himself!  Don't you all see?  canatona backwards is anotanac, which is latin for....

Ok, I got nothin.  Carry on.

[MeddlingCrybaby]

Besides, Moss has this foxy looking lady that sometimes accompanies him to shows.  This Cantona fellow, I'm not sure if he's the type to have a foxy woman.

[nightwolf]

i heard the new album in my dream this morning
it sounded like a lounge jazz version of gluey porch treatments

[RichieGoodtimes]

This Cantona chick doesn't know Moss.

[glen]

oh yeah?  well I once played pool with sylmenstra hymen.

is that worth anything?

[anaconda]

she was cool. they haven't had her in the show the last few tours though. 

[rictus]

oh yeah?  well I once played pool with sylmenstra hymen.

is that worth anything?

Who won?

[glen]

oh yeah?  well I once played pool with sylmenstra hymen.

is that worth anything?

Who won?

you kiddin?!?!  I let her win.

you think I got the balls to defeat and enrage her?

you know something though? shes not as good looking as you might expect her to be without the make-up.

[anaconda]

sans makeup: