The Bride Screamed Murder

[Vcavallo]

hey guys

[deatheats]

Hey Vinney!

[deatheats]

If you can't trust that face(s), who can you trust?

[deatheats]

Spin "reviews" The Bride Screamed Murder.

By Christopher R. Weingarten

(3.5 out of 5 Stars)
These expressionist metal muckos have always jammed a little bubblegum in their bristles, dating back to the punked-out Cars and Kiss covers of their earliest days. But King Buzzo, et al.'s 19th studio album is downright sugary, a sludge-pop romp that mostly plays like a distortion-charred version of the Bay City Rollers or Sweet. Their double-drummer lineup is more playful as well, developing colors other than "bludgeon," while indulging in cartoonish free jazz and devilishly funky Adam Ant pummel.

http://www.spin.com/reviews/melvins-bride-screamed-murder-ipecac

[MrLuck87]

Spin "reviews" The Bride Screamed Murder.

By Christopher R. Weingarten

(3.5 out of 5 Stars)
These expressionist metal muckos have always jammed a little bubblegum in their bristles, dating back to the punked-out Cars and Kiss covers of their earliest days. But King Buzzo, et al.'s 19th studio album is downright sugary, a sludge-pop romp that mostly plays like a distortion-charred version of the Bay City Rollers or Sweet. Their double-drummer lineup is more playful as well, developing colors other than "bludgeon," while indulging in cartoonish free jazz and devilishly funky Adam Ant pummel.

http://www.spin.com/reviews/melvins-bride-screamed-murder-ipecac

That's just awful writing.  Love or hate the album I don't see how you can pull anything out of the review.  It's not even the least bit entertaining. 

Anyway, I don't know if It's been mentioned but Mark Prindle gave the album 8 out of 10 and the review is pretty funny too.

http://markprindle.com/melvinsa.htm#bride

"Also, I totally made up that bit about Jared coming up with all the ideas. The mastermind of the project was, of course (as always), The Christian Jesus God. The Melvins' bodies were simply a conduit through which he delivered his message of musical commandments. Thank you, Christian Jesus God, for another ass-kicking Melvins album! "

It's funny because it's true. 

[>>>JZS<<<]

hey guys

Were you supposed to have done some kind of interview or something ?

[BC]

Damn!! This topic has 70 pages?!?  Just tried to listen to the mp3 samples!  Flash no workee. Dial  up no workee either!
Managed to hear a very choppy version of the first track.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

VINNEY and PLUCKY return on the same day?!? It must be a full moon or something..welcome back! 

Vinney, you'll be sad to know that Fart has been restricted from visiting the melvins.net forum.   

[glen]

this album is very rapidly becoming really really good.

and the part I like best about it is that some of the guitar parts sound like me.

[DC]

Those guitar parts can go fuck themselves.


(Come on guys. Glen BUXTON. Alice Cooper fame. Not to take ol' G. P. Whosits for granted...)

[Idlehanz]

Those guitar parts can go fuck themselves.

Don't make me come down there and punch you in the nose larynx. I couldn't resist! <3 anaconda

[molotov]

I didn't hear it yet.

Am I need to be banned?

[glen]

I didn't hear it yet.

Am I need to be banned?

know that somewhere out there dale crover loves you.

[molotov]

know that somewhere out there dale crover loves you.

I know. I always knew it.
Dale Crover is like Jesus but he can play drums.

[norecess]

After hearing the internet stream of the album

you mean you downloaded it, because that's what it technically is. from now on you can you just say you downloaded it. and yes, that is illegal where you're from.

No, it's not the same. I don't own a physical copy of the album nor do I have the music  files illegally stored on any digital device. Otherwise YouTube and other streaming sites would be shut down and sued out the wazoo. It's not like YouTube is some kind of underground site that hardly anyone knows about.  Nice try. Also I did not upload the album anywhere. So there is no theivery on my end.  

i was half-messing with you, i know you like to spar.

so instead of robbing the candy store, you let the other kids do the robbing, keeping your own hands clean. you may not own a physical copy but watching the album on youtube doesn't make you less of a thief than the next guy.

the only real thief here is the guy who leaked the album. you use technology as much as we all do, and using google isn't any less obscure than youtube. and no one's gonna sue youtube under the motto 'if you cant beat them, join them' -- something the melvins could learn a great deal from.