Melvins Limerick

[homeless_dad]

It came to me in a nightmare:

King Buzzo from Harbor of Grays,
played punk rock in his early days.
His Afro did grow,
songs tempos did slow,
and all kinds of hell he did raise!

Patent pending

[homeless_dad]

Matt Lukin would play bass with Buzz,
but he was out simply because
Buzz ran off his mouth.
The band did move south.
But soon Matt was marching to fuzz.

[homeless_dad]

Sir David Scott Stone of L.A.
"The Smell" is a place he does play.
He records with the boys,
and adds beautiful noise.
A member, I wish he would stay.

[Uncle Fester]

Sir David Scott Stone of L.A.
"The Smell" is a place he does play.
He records with the boys,
and adds beautiful noise.
A member, I wish he would stay.

[GrimReaper]

Impressive.

[anaconda]

There was a young bassist named Matt,
when drunk his bass notes were flat.
Buzz and Dale soon said 'Hey Lukin,
stop all you're drinkin' and pukin'.
In a wink he was turfed just like that!

He claims he was fired without cause.
His statements cause many to pause.
On Facebook he constantly rants
proclaiming the Melvins pissants.
He now works with hammers and saws.

[homeless_dad]

There was a young bassist named Matt,
when drunk his bass notes were flat.
Buzz and Dale soon said 'Hey Lukin,
stop all you're drinkin' and pukin'.
In a wink he was turfed just like that!

He claims he was fired without cause.
His statements cause many to pause.
On Facebook he constantly rants
proclaiming the Melvins pissants.
He now works with hammers and saws.

This is more historically accurate than mine I think. Kudos!

[anaconda]

" he now works with hammers and saws "

I'm still cracking up hours later. 

[GrimReaper]

Fucking awesome!

[Idlehanz]

There was a young bassist named Matt,
when drunk his bass notes were flat.
Buzz and Dale soon said 'Hey Lukin,
stop all you're drinkin' and pukin'.
In a wink he was turfed just like that!

He claims he was fired without cause.
His statements cause many to pause.
On Facebook he constantly rants
proclaiming the Melvins pissants.
He now works with hammers and saws.

Well done.  Completely true as well. 

[homeless_dad]

Joe Preston, a stalker-fan he,
a Melvin, aspired to be.
I am not sure why,
they hired the guy.
but Lysol is JOE's masterpiece.

[anaconda]

There was a bearded bassist named Joe,
to San Francisco he happily did go.
To record Lysol with the Melvins band,
though his tantrums they could not stand.
Too bad, his basslines were so nice and low.

[jules]

When Buzzo was down in Saint Bees,
He was stung in the arse by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't,
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."

[Dr.Benway]

There once was a man from Gray's Harbor
Grunge he was said to have fathered
But like the red headed step
He ignored it and left
Moving ever upward and onward

[Dr.Benway]

alas, you are in luck
with words I am no longer stuck
though they are boring
and without a warning
it gives me a chance to say fuck(melvins)