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Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« on: June 23, 2012, 10:29:58 PM »
Freak Puke LP on puke spattered vinyl.
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Hostile Ambient Takeover LP on Pink Wax
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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 01:23:58 AM »
Melvins Dollars to exclusively buy limited and Rare pressings posters and Collectables.

Kind of like disney bucks but buzz and Dale and Jared and Coadys faces on the bills and they say melvins on em too...SNIFF....

mmmm.

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 01:29:17 AM »
A real MElVINS ARMY, with guns and bombs too.  :P

even little plastic toy soldiers that say melvins on em would be cool enough. except the Green army men are somehow more melvins related in a weird twist of design.

Id buy em, and they should come with melvins brand M-80s too.

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 02:28:26 AM »
A Melvins live album (a la Houdini Live) for every studio album they have released. Come on it's necessary right? I mean right???

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 02:35:57 AM »
A Melvins live album (a la Houdini Live) for every studio album they have released. Come on it's necessary right? I mean right???

Sounds incredible

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 03:35:38 AM »
I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 06:14:05 AM »
a gong behind Dale

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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 06:17:31 AM »
a gong behind Dale
No gong for Coady?  :)

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 06:41:37 AM »
shit i can afford and not have to fight over.
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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2012, 06:45:42 AM »
September 23rd, 2012 Melvins lite performance

A true Melvins biography written with all song lyrics included.

A reasonably priced deluxe double CD of Melvins rareties for those who do not want to scour the earth in search for the "collectors items" and pay hyper inflated prices on EBAY for them.


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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2012, 07:18:12 AM »
Melvins Dollars to exclusively buy limited and Rare pressings posters and Collectables.

Kind of like disney bucks but buzz and Dale and Jared and Coadys faces on the bills and they say melvins on em too...SNIFF....

mmmm.

Perfect idea until it was learned Melvins dollars were released in extremely limited quantities and the value rose 3/1 over the US dollar. :(

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lmfao @ Melvins army!!!! Hollow Tip Bullets that say Buzz and Dale! YES!!!
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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2012, 12:10:32 PM »
Houdini - The 20 Year Anniversary Reissue in 2013!

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2012, 08:13:21 PM »
I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What are you talking about?!  :shock:

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2012, 11:05:45 PM »
the melvins alien in a jar.

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Re: Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2012, 11:30:41 PM »
I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What are you talking about?!  :shock:

In what sense do you mean what am I talking about (quesrtion mark)

I wasnt even being serious.
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