Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!

[Dan_Halen]

Freak Puke LP on puke spattered vinyl.
Bulls and Bees 10"  on Black and Yellow Swirl Wax
Hostile Ambient Takeover LP on Pink Wax

[Dumpster D]

Melvins Dollars to exclusively buy limited and Rare pressings posters and Collectables.

Kind of like disney bucks but buzz and Dale and Jared and Coadys faces on the bills and they say melvins on em too...SNIFF....

mmmm.

[Dumpster D]

A real MElVINS ARMY, with guns and bombs too. 

even little plastic toy soldiers that say melvins on em would be cool enough. except the Green army men are somehow more melvins related in a weird twist of design.

Id buy em, and they should come with melvins brand M-80s too.

[Metalhead Cow]

A Melvins live album (a la Houdini Live) for every studio album they have released. Come on it's necessary right? I mean right???

Sounds incredible

[Dumpster D]

I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast. 

[black stallion]

a gong behind Dale

[FartLips]

shit i can afford and not have to fight over.

[Mad Arab]

September 23rd, 2012 Melvins lite performance

A true Melvins biography written with all song lyrics included.

A reasonably priced deluxe double CD of Melvins rareties for those who do not want to scour the earth in search for the "collectors items" and pay hyper inflated prices on EBAY for them.

[Dan_Halen]

Melvins Dollars to exclusively buy limited and Rare pressings posters and Collectables.

Kind of like disney bucks but buzz and Dale and Jared and Coadys faces on the bills and they say melvins on em too...SNIFF....

mmmm.

Perfect idea until it was learned Melvins dollars were released in extremely limited quantities and the value rose 3/1 over the US dollar.

b/w

lmfao @ Melvins army!!!! Hollow Tip Bullets that say Buzz and Dale! YES!!!

[Bullsol]

Houdini - The 20 Year Anniversary Reissue in 2013!

[Metalhead Cow]

I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast. 

What are you talking about?! 

[Uncle Fester]

the melvins alien in a jar.

[Dumpster D]

I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast. 

What are you talking about?! 

In what sense do you mean what am I talking about (quesrtion mark)

I wasnt even being serious.

[cleveland rewind]

melvins 2 ply toilet paper with lyrics

[Beard]

DOD should make the Buzz Box again.