Melvins Things You Wish Existed NOW!

[FartLips]

Melvins beer.

Melvins universal travelcard and concert ticket.

Melvins petting zoo with alpacas.

don't tell the wifey about that last one. she's in love with alpacas.

[jules]

Melvins beer.

Melvins universal travelcard and concert ticket.

Melvins petting zoo with alpacas.

don't tell the wifey about that last one. she's in love with alpacas.

OK, I'll keep it to myself. I don't want to raise the alarm again. 

[FartLips]

Melvins beer.

Melvins universal travelcard and concert ticket.

Melvins petting zoo with alpacas.

don't tell the wifey about that last one. she's in love with alpacas.

OK, I'll keep it to myself. I don't want to raise the alarm again. 

you're a wild animal!

[DC]

A tshirt that reads

"I shittalked the Melvins and all I got was a lousy banning"

[Metalhead Cow]

I dunno, Melvins havent been GPT fast that ways since ought six Dagnabit!

or then again...

LOL...

Dr. Geek was pretty god damn fast. 

What are you talking about?! 

In what sense do you mean what am I talking about (quesrtion mark)

I wasnt even being serious.

I mean I reread your post five times and I still had no idea what it meant. For instance I don't know what "GPT fast", "ought six dagnabit" means. And I don't know what dr. geek being fast has to do with melvins memorabilia you'd like to have. C'mon, I can't be the only one who had no idea what you were talking about!  It's cool though-not a big deal

[(((O)))]

I don't know what "GPT fast", "ought six dagnabit" means.

I think by "GPT fast" D meant Gluey Porch Treatments, that and the fact that the band haven't wrote songs at that speed since 2006. At least that's what i read anyway.

[anaconda]

The next Melvins lite album 

[Hot Pants]

some good suggestions.

Melvins pinball machine would fucking ROCK! god that would be cool.

how about every product that Gene put out for KISS? lol. isnt there like a Kiss coffin or something nuts like that? ill take all of that, just Melvins.

[Illusionator]

Melvins pinball machine would fucking ROCK! god that would be cool.

[Hot Pants]

that guy knows how to combine pastimes.

wtf is he wearing? thanks for the interesting gif. i wouldnt want to fuck a Melvins pinball table though. thats just me. whatever floats your boat is fine though. im not here to judge.

[(((O)))]

wtf is he wearing?

Looks like a wrestler's uni-tard to me!

[JUDY]

Everything mentioned sounds great....
I want some Melvins Candy-Os. They'd be like gushers, but in the shape of fetuses.

[Metalhead Cow]

Everything mentioned sounds great....
I want some Melvins Candy-Os. They'd be like gushers, but in the shape of fetuses.

Creative response!

[Dan_Halen]

Everything mentioned sounds great....
I want some Melvins Candy-Os. They'd be like gushers, but in the shape of fetuses.

Juicy fruit filled fetuses!!! lol

[Hot Pants]

Everything mentioned sounds great....
I want some Melvins Candy-Os. They'd be like gushers, but in the shape of fetuses.

gross! and funny. i was just listening to that song on the way in to work tongiht...