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If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
« on: July 23, 2013, 08:06:03 AM »
It needs a catchy name. (Colossus Of Destiny* is not bad, either That Or Buzzo-king  :lol:)   

and of course it needs a cleverly titled menu with all the fixins.

Specials, and custom Melvins themed decor.

I could name some items off the menu, but lets see if you can Read my mind.

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...*note* yes I realize I spelled Restraunt bad.

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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2013, 08:47:52 AM »
The mens and womens bathrooms should be called Vile and Honey Bucket.

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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2013, 08:57:53 AM »
can i have a pizza crover?
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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2013, 09:06:15 AM »
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2013, 09:07:32 AM »
Whatever you do DO NOT order the Shitstorm, unless of course you're feeling a little..irregular.

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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2013, 10:06:10 AM »
Welcome to the Melvins "They all must be slaughtered house of meat" where it's always gristle thick pork chop rot time!


"The lady will have the ligature slaughtered cow."
"Slendid!! and would she like that cooked happy, grey or black?"




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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2013, 08:00:39 PM »
Was thinking of ordering off the lovely butterflies section of the menu myself.

But I might Try the Hog leg.


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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2013, 08:08:04 PM »
How old/high are you? :lol:

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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2013, 08:23:31 PM »

But I might Try the Hog leg.
I read the review in the gourmet quarterly magazine, which stated: "the hog leg  spins nice.  Like a compass pointing north".
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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2013, 08:31:43 PM »
Old enough, and high enough to know everyone Loves Sausages.

Obviously one of the house specials.

I wouldnt mind a salad From the all you can eat- Let god be your gardener- salad bar.   


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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2013, 08:32:37 PM »
This video actually has images in it that I had never seen before:


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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2013, 08:34:39 PM »
don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights? :)

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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2013, 09:41:55 PM »
Freak Puke would be an awesome name for the melvins restaurant.
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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restraunt...
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2013, 12:47:29 AM »
don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights? :)

ahhhhh Touche!    8) 


 Make it a cheeseburger then.. 



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Re: If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2013, 12:50:27 AM »
i'll have the smiling cobra