If The Melvins Opened up their own Restaurant

[Dumpster D]

It needs a catchy name. (Colossus Of Destiny* is not bad, either That Or Buzzo-king  )   

and of course it needs a cleverly titled menu with all the fixins.

Specials, and custom Melvins themed decor.

I could name some items off the menu, but lets see if you can Read my mind.

Expand on this!

...*note* yes I realize I spelled Restraunt bad.

[Captain CoryCory]

The mens and womens bathrooms should be called Vile and Honey Bucket.

[black stallion]

can i have a pizza crover?

[glen]

[rictus]

Whatever you do DO NOT order the Shitstorm, unless of course you're feeling a little..irregular.

[homeless_dad]

Welcome to the Melvins "They all must be slaughtered house of meat" where it's always gristle thick pork chop rot time!


"The lady will have the ligature slaughtered cow."
"Slendid!! and would she like that cooked happy, grey or black?"

[Dumpster D]

Was thinking of ordering off the lovely butterflies section of the menu myself.

But I might Try the Hog leg.

[Grayfro]

How old/high are you?

[homeless_dad]

But I might Try the Hog leg.

I read the review in the gourmet quarterly magazine, which stated: "the hog leg  spins nice.  Like a compass pointing north".

[Dumpster D]

Old enough, and high enough to know everyone Loves Sausages.

Obviously one of the house specials.

I wouldnt mind a salad From the all you can eat- Let god be your gardener- salad bar.   

[Grayfro]

This video actually has images in it that I had never seen before:


Melvins-HOG LEG

[Grayfro]

don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights?

[homeless_dad]

Freak Puke would be an awesome name for the melvins restaurant.

[Dumpster D]

don't you mean the salad bar of a thousand delights?

ahhhhh Touche!     


Make it a cheeseburger then.. 

[buddy holiday]

i'll have the smiling cobra