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the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« on: October 14, 2020, 09:39:43 PM »
Aren't we lucky that despite how horrible some of their fans have been they kept writing anyway?  Maybe they'd actually post here if there weren't so many jerks.  I literally only remember Tom Haze stopping by to kick the creeps out.  He was awesome!  lol! 

Have you said your "Hail Dales" 666 times today?  What are your favorite songs?

I'll write some stories when I get the time.  Just sharing some of their best songs imo until then.   8) :cheers:





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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2020, 12:03:11 AM »
Aren't the Melvins lucky to have such horrible fans?  Maybe Dale is creepy.  Did I say Haze was awesome? I mean, He IS awesome!

I'll write some stories when I have had too much coffee.  Just sharing some of their best songs imo until then, and by that I mean some of their songs that I think are their best even though technically all their songs are the best.   8) :cheers:




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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2020, 08:58:09 PM »
Aren't the Melvins lucky to have such horrible fans?  Maybe Dale is creepy.  Did I say Haze was awesome? I mean, He IS awesome!

I'll write some stories when I have had too much coffee.  Just sharing some of their best songs imo until then, and by that I mean some of their songs that I think are their best even though technically all their songs are the best.   8) :cheers:




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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2020, 03:02:27 PM »
from 2013, but hadnt seen it until now...

https://www.pbs.org/video/Tom-Hazelmyer-607060H-1/
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2020, 04:20:16 AM »
I literally only remember Tom Haze stopping by to kick the creeps out.  He was awesome!  lol! 


ah, i remember that too! one of the lowest points of this site. i was banned for saying that i wasn't a big fan of the double drums line up. simply crazy
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2020, 05:49:48 AM »
Haze had a similar thing going on with the facebook group. further complicated by the fact that one of his hundreds or thousands of Melfan friends would constantly add him to the group. he'd post something he had for sale and leave the group again. he blocked a bunch of us, citing that we complain constantly about new Melvins material, but baby, that ain't me!  :lol: he eventually unblocked me (probably recognized the name from literally dozens of Shoxop orders, so we're all good) (i think  [-o< 8-[ ).  :lol: :facepalm:
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2020, 12:15:20 PM »
I literally only remember Tom Haze stopping by to kick the creeps out.  He was awesome!  lol! 


ah, i remember that too! one of the lowest points of this site. i was banned for saying that i wasn't a big fan of the double drums line up. simply crazy
That was a very very weird time. No way you should have been banned.
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2020, 01:28:49 PM »
At no time before or since did i think the board was as close to being taken down completely as then. To see we are all still here is almost a miracle!

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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2020, 01:33:48 PM »
I literally only remember Tom Haze stopping by to kick the creeps out.  He was awesome!  lol! 


ah, i remember that too! one of the lowest points of this site. i was banned for saying that i wasn't a big fan of the double drums line up. simply crazy
That was a very very weird time. No way you should have been banned.

remember you and jules helped a lot that time. i appreciated that
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2020, 04:50:17 AM »
I`m friends with folks here who are friends with Haze and he always floors me with laughter, with his comments. He has a obviously a good relationship to those he "attack",
so it`s never on the level of bullying, just friendly teasing, but the Haze-way. Other than that, I only know him from the art he creates and he also has some contributions on Youtube.
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2020, 09:46:58 PM »
dam those amRep sticker sets that went up on Tuesday went p fast..anyone grab?
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Re: the MELVINS/Tom Haze/Mike Patton APPRECIATION thread!!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2021, 02:07:14 PM »
At no time before or since did i think the board was as close to being taken down completely as then. To see we are all still here is almost a miracle!
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