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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #270 on: August 02, 2018, 03:50:38 PM »
all I know is I'm sitting on brian's shoulders for the MELVINS set.    .....the big tall drink of water that he is.
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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #271 on: August 03, 2018, 12:01:54 AM »
So I'm in Windsor, The train ride gave me a splitting headache, The Hotel check in was ok, Windsor looks like a generic piece of industrial Faxed-head type of scene from here...the Cab Driver said that a hooker might knock on my door and offer me a blowjob...I asked how much? said he didn't know...the Hells angels have a rally here next week.

The Hotel is grubby, the people don't look too choice either so far...The guy with the attack dog checking in right after me looked like he could bite the hub caps off a buick himself....his Girlfriend looked like she could swing a 9 pound hammer all day.


I'm fucking Tired like you would not believe...I Just feel sick.

The Tim hortons in the parking lot of the Howard Johnson served me a Ham sam...the meat looks like it's been dead for a year...if you guys don't see me tomorrow, I died from food poisoning ok?

That was the only thing they were going to make me at 2 AM...plus the wi-fi didn't work worth a fuck in my hotel room...so here I am at Tim Hortons...on a 12 year old laptop that doesn't start up unless you undo the bolt holding the screen together.

I heard he died in a car crash while he was getting a blowjob from a hooker.


I should have packed a Lunch.

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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #272 on: August 03, 2018, 12:20:06 AM »
So I'm in Windsor, The train ride gave me a splitting headache, The Hotel check in was ok, Windsor looks like a generic piece of industrial Faxed-head type of scene from here...the Cab Driver said that a hooker might knock on my door and offer me a blowjob...I asked how much? said he didn't know...the Hells angels have a rally here next week.

The Hotel is grubby, the people don't look too choice either so far...The guy with the attack dog checking in right after me looked like he could bite the hub caps off a buick himself....his Girlfriend looked like she could swing a 9 pound hammer all day.


I'm fucking Tired like you would not believe...I Just feel sick.

The Tim hortons in the parking lot of the Howard Johnson served me a Ham sam...the meat looks like it's been dead for a year...if you guys don't see me tomorrow, I died from food poisoning ok?

That was the only thing they were going to make me at 2 AM...plus the wi-fi didn't work worth a fuck in my hotel room...so here I am at Tim Hortons...on a 12 year old laptop that doesn't start up unless you undo the bolt holding the screen together.

I heard he died in a car crash while he was getting a blowjob from a hooker.


I should have packed a Lunch.

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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #273 on: August 03, 2018, 08:08:39 AM »
No thanks Jules, I Just invented something I like to Call a Detroit Alarm Clock, whereby you Eat a Ham Sandwich From Tim Hortons after midnight Just before you go to bed...that will wake you up in the morning.

Always call out first -

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Ha cha cha!!!

Now that's a sandwich you pay for twice.



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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #274 on: August 03, 2018, 08:09:25 PM »
I hear the Stroh's Beer is good in Detroit.  Just something I heard once.

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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #275 on: August 03, 2018, 09:17:05 PM »
Hey! Good to see you posting!
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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #276 on: August 04, 2018, 12:06:46 AM »
Thanks, bHm!  I missed you guys!

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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #277 on: August 04, 2018, 10:55:11 AM »
Great show.

The Blues is number one mothafuckaaaaa!!!!

I have an awesome hangover.


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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #278 on: August 04, 2018, 12:16:09 PM »
Great show.

The Blues is number one mothafuckaaaaa!!!!

I have an awesome hangover.


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Glad you enjoyed it and equally glad it wasn't you who got shot.
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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #279 on: August 04, 2018, 01:29:29 PM »
Hail Danny!
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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #280 on: August 04, 2018, 05:42:22 PM »
all I know is I'm sitting on brian's shoulders for the MELVINS set.    .....the big tall drink of water that he is.

And so handsome :love:

Loved your banana suit it was ace
I think we should put it in a jar labeled 'melvins'

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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #281 on: August 04, 2018, 05:55:01 PM »
Had a lot of fun last night, despite the casualty outside the venue. Great to see grim Jim and his wife as always, and a super treat to meet the banana cream that holds the board together Glen who is as handsome in person as he is in the magazines, and Dumster J who went through some trials and tribulations to get to the show and back but still was having a blast, a true Canadian if I’ve ever met one!!

As an aside can someone post YouTube clips of the originals of the songs they’re covering in the set this tour?

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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #282 on: August 04, 2018, 06:08:29 PM »
well I was there.

Tall, slick back hair, unsane shirt.
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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #283 on: August 04, 2018, 09:07:14 PM »
well I was there.

Tall, slick back hair, unsane shirt.

I saw that shirt.  8)

Who was the dude with the white T and long brown hair with a scruffy beard with the stack of pipes on him, the guitarist from Red fang or Mastodon or something?

I said Hi to Steven Macdonald, what a charmingly pleasant and nice person.

 Glen, a lot taller in person, the Handsome devil he is, what a catch yowza!!!  :love:

 dare to ask if he was Just happy to see me, or *insert banana remark here*.  :toke:

Shout out to Grim and company, who bought me two beers, Pizza, a double shot of some kind of crown Royal apple flavor type alcoholic drink, not to mention dragged me back to the merch table to get John Spencer to Sign an LP for me and more.

Never did sell my extra ticket.
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Re: Pinkus Abortion Roll-Call
« Reply #284 on: August 05, 2018, 03:26:57 AM »
addendum:

I have spun the John Spencer 12" tour edition on my Turn table with a pair of cans. Every cut is slutty. What an incredible pressing. it's Just so damn rad, can't say enough positive and good things about it. It makes me want to move.

I'm really feelin' it. Call me a romantic fool but I've instantly fallen in love with this record at first sight and didn't wind up to regret it.

 Got an eyeball of the blues singer load out a trash can with the band crew...couldn't help noticing a dirty old vintage Ludwig snare with completely blown out resonator skin and knew right away this was going to be something extra special. I saw em' heave a Box of hot wax down off onto the sidewalk, straight from the pressing plant right to your punk ass ear holes wheel and deal.

 soon as I saw the plain white matte stock cover with a sexy chick wearing a cape and superhero mask groovin' a rainbow turntable it had to be mine.  If you get a chance to catch them play do not- Repeat- DO NOT pass it up. This album is NOT a wall hanger, nor is it something I would ever trade or flip... it's a total player. When I pass this record onto my kids it's going to be so worn out and the sound floor is going to be crackling like a campfire. You could blast this thing out back to back all day and night.

It's going to be transferred to Reel to reel, cassette and especially 8-track cartridge.

You will truly regret not picking up a copy as they are limited items.  I rate this as an EXCEPTIONAL album, it's fantastic it's Pure hype. The lyrics are right on, I mean RIGHT ON...every single tune on there is sassy as fuck. I'm so feelin' this, it's the shit!!! Simply put, you could not make a record this good without decades of hard work and determination, it's a perfect storm of kiss my ass bitch.  8)

Straight up, I love this record, it's an incredible performance. Chalk scores of True blues grooves dudes and stripped down chopped up Vamping soul on this thing, I'm sure they are all proud of it, they should be very happy with it. I know I am. Sounds like A lot of hard work went into recording this, no fucking around.   

Briefly Examining the Vinyl itself before dropping it down on the platter it's so fuzzed out you can literally see how trashy it's going to sound Just by the quality of the grooves, it's shredded.

It's like a hot mess picked me up at the bar, takes me home to get sweaty, begs me to put it in, and doesn't want it slow and easy so you bring it on home like there's no tomorrow baby. ( the B side still wants you from behind with a bad hangover the next day, even though you know you're only still last in line)

Why you lookin' at me like that, what's wrong!!! WHATS WRONG!!!  8)

 Drop that shit like some bad backdoor love, this one really puts out all the way.

 The drop from the first to last note Just screamed "AGAIN AGAIN!!!" It's so mad Fuzzed out...It's so analog, I don't know how they got those tones but they sound like they use busted old tone blender, or Circuit bent pedals, bit crushingly grimy. Can't name that sound, swear it comes from cheap guitar pickups from the late 50's or mid 1960's with early modified Fuzz pedals of some kind. Everything in the mix is seated perfectly, the pressing is superb.

Solid Gold hits for real.



PPS.

During the Melvins set-

exactly Who..I ask you...WHO in the blue fuck yells out "HONEY BUCKET" about 3 or 4 songs AFTER they played Honey bucket? Was that like some kind of post-ironic hipster sarcasm or something?  :?





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