Pinkus Abortion Technician

[Bigval]

I hope you said grace before your dinner Bigval.

I'm sure the joke has gone right over my head but I was going to say make tea but remembered it was an American site and I don't think you call dinner tea there? I think that's more an Aussie/British thing.

[Bigval]

I picked up a copy of Locust Abortion Technician today I'm sure that will be an interesting listen given what PAT has done to me.

[linoleum blownapart]

Nice.

Keep in mind it was recorded mainly with 1 microphone on an old 8 track the size of a refrigerator.

[glen]

I picked up a copy of Locust Abortion Technician today I'm sure that will be an interesting listen given what PAT has done to me.

first time hearing it?

 

prepare for an awakening.    even now... 31 years later. 

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I picked up a copy of Locust Abortion Technician today I'm sure that will be an interesting listen given what PAT has done to me.

Post a review after you listen to it.

[Dumpster D]

I never listened to Locust Abortion Technician as far as I know, possibly....POssibly Once...A guy I know in town at the art gallery has it on vinyl maybe he'd let me tape it sometime?

My friend showed me some Butthole surfers years ago and It blew me away how much it was like hearing some long lost relative of the Melvins in some strange way...I said even then it would be a perfect collaborative between the two bands though at the time...what do you know eh?

Anyway...it's on my list of things to get to.

I'll be sure to post my review of the Album also.

[glen]

I never listened to Locust Abortion Technician as far as I know, possibly....POssibly Once...A guy I know in town at the art gallery has it on vinyl maybe he'd let me tape it sometime?

you mean to tell me (Dumpster.. I LOVE YOU... BUT....) you are that totally out there and you HAVE NOT been exposed to Locust Abortion Technician?

for the love of God...  please never do.   I'm afraid of who and what Dumpster D might be after that awakening. 

[Mount Ambulance]

I never listened to Locust Abortion Technician as far as I know, possibly....POssibly Once...A guy I know in town at the art gallery has it on vinyl maybe he'd let me tape it sometime?

you mean to tell me (Dumpster.. I LOVE YOU... BUT....) you are that totally out there and you HAVE NOT been exposed to Locust Abortion Technician?

WTF, right?! Seriously? You have never been baptized? DD you seem like someone practically weaned on the dripping, oozing teat of the Locust Abortion Technician. This is frickin' unbelievable ... unfrickin'believable to the max! Dude do yourself a solid and listen to this tout suite! And be high when you do ... really high ... say acid, or maybe mesc, perhaps even spray paint (silver or gold natch).

you know that mindblown gif? Yeah, right here!

One of the greatest records ever recorded ... like Abbey Road but better

[Dumpster D]

Yeah, totally was waiting for that kind of response. Yeah, well fuck you guys ok? 

I'm still working my way through the Helios Creed discography, and taking my sweet time doing so.

I've been saving the Butthole surfers special to get into it eventually when I'm looking for a band to live in when all else is drawing blanks.

Maybe you need to be there for a guy who needs to be exposed to awesome shit for once?  expecting people to do it themselves, since when?

 I'm one of those guys who has no real friends who listen to awesome shit besides you dickweeds...  damnit!   

There's a Glass jar with some magical goodies in...If I don't know what to listen to if the occasion arises, I'll be sure to make use of the Locust Abortion Album at that point in time. I know what the butthole surfers are, and why they came to this planet in the first place...Like I said...saving them special for the right time in life.

If I don't die of anxiety attack beforehand of course.   

 

[linoleum blownapart]

Just the first 45 seconds are going to give you and anxiety attack, then it will be all right. By the time side one finishes, you will at the great singularity. Make sure you have some weed in you before you set the needle down or push play or whatever.

[Dumpster D]

PS. Conda left me a couple butthole surfers Tape cassettes...I'll see which ones he gave me...hangon a minute...


He gave me Rembrandt pussyhorse and Hairyway to steven, I listened to them once and That was pretty solid shit, I gotta admit it's long overdue and high past time I get back and re-re-listen to those a few more times, I'm probably scared I'll be so much more of a fucked up person than I already am...it's a little scary going into that kind of territory musically for a guy like me.

Butthole surfers man, what are they? Like the Pink floyd of Grunge or something. 

[Mount Ambulance]

"That kind of response" ????

that kind of response was not meant to belittle, or criticize ... it was honest surprise and bafflement ...

maybe we are here for a guy who needs to be exposed to awesome shit for once ... so take our advice and take the trip my man!

Rambrant Pussyhorse is neck and neck with Locust ... and it has a better record cover ... listen to that again in the interim ...

As for this record fucking you up? There is no other purpose for this record ... that is it's sole objective ... it's like a mantra ... there is only two states of being in the universe, pre and post Locust Abortion Technician ...

Pink Floyd? Pffftt!!! Buttholes are bigger than Jesus!

[sadcorps]

Y'all better recognize that if you haven't yet listened to Rembrandt Pussyhorse and Locust Abortion Technician then you are not yet truly alive. Get with it!

[Dumpster D]

Yeah I get it, Anyway...I'll be sure to make a point to Discover these in my own time....especially when I have some people over here who I want to expose to something mind altering. 

[spunkmonkey]

You should probably just get everything up to and including Independent Worm Saloon.  Get a couple tabs of acid and some really good headphones, then prepare for the awakening.