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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2018, 03:10:22 AM »
This whole Soup sandwich business must be inside Joke material.

If you ask me, it's most likely hallucinogen induced situation comedy.

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2018, 03:30:02 AM »
It's a phrase to indicate something is fucked up.

Examples:

That's as fucked up as a football bat!

That's as fucked up as a screen door on a submarine!

That's as fucked up as a soup sandwich!

Surely you have such phrases in Canada. Share them with us.


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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2018, 06:56:25 AM »
do we have any votes for "chicken wire canoe"? 
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2018, 06:57:00 AM »


I dunno what a duffer is ... I'm old but I dunno if I am a duffer?

if you don't know what a duffer is I can't tell you.
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2018, 10:08:06 AM »
I don't know what a duffer is, but all this soup and sandwich talk is making me hungry.
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2018, 11:02:14 AM »
Everyone is really over thinking this soup sandwich thing.  But I have a feeling a soup sandwich would taste much better than a soap sandwich.
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2018, 11:10:24 AM »
how about a jam sandwich?  ever had one of those?    it's where you take two pieces of bread and jam them together.



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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2018, 11:17:45 AM »
 :lol:  I dunno much about Jam sandwiches, but it sounds like a certain someone got a knuckle sandwich from a beer bottle

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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2018, 11:30:21 AM »
hey!!  I resemble resent that remark!
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2018, 01:22:27 PM »
I've heard of a condiment sandwich, like when you only get ketchup on some bread.
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2018, 01:35:19 PM »
have you heard of a condom sandwich?


I haven't until now but I'd like to say it does not sound like something I would like. 
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2018, 04:35:57 PM »
Well after eating a condom sandwich, you should have a FuBar for dessert.
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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2018, 06:04:59 PM »
Lost in Translation and Chasing Amy are both good movies. Fight me.

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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2018, 11:42:04 PM »
Isn't the saying as useless as a screen door on a submarine?

Or as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike?

Or as useless as tits on a bull? etc

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Re: Melvins Trading Cards!
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2018, 10:01:01 AM »
The official worst movie of all time is 'Once'



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