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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2019, 12:32:04 PM »
Limited edition garb grab....well that was a nice thought Jules but I ain't got the draw on the Moothorfoockin' automated ass PC insta-grab algorythmic piles of steaming horse clock ramming butt-pooping toilet cleaning torrent of Flutternut peanile butter dyscockshinal effing arse biting hitler moustache wearin ass pullout couch staining systemic tardis cat food breath one armed welfare check bandit crack baby's momma spankin' Hairy chode lickin' scrote bag punching computer generated !@$@$^#&$*%#@#@^^$&%%&& add infinitum times infinity.  :x



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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2019, 12:33:42 PM »
Can't get much more hipster than yet another ironic xmas sweater  :lol: :facepalm:

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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2019, 12:34:27 PM »
Can't get much more hipster than yet another ironic xmas sweater  :lol: :facepalm:

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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2019, 04:55:54 PM »
I ain't got the draw on the Moothorfoockin' automated ass PC insta-grab algorythmic piles of steaming horse clock ramming butt-pooping toilet cleaning torrent of Flutternut peanile butter dyscockshinal effing arse biting hitler moustache wearin ass pullout couch staining systemic tardis cat food breath one armed welfare check bandit crack baby's momma spankin' Hairy chode lickin' scrote bag punching computer generated !@$@$^#&$*%#@#@^^$&%%&& add infinitum times infinity.  :x
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2019, 05:05:51 PM »
I ain't got the draw on the Moothorfoockin' automated ass PC insta-grab algorythmic piles of steaming horse clock ramming butt-pooping toilet cleaning torrent of Flutternut peanile butter dyscockshinal effing arse biting hitler moustache wearin ass pullout couch staining systemic tardis cat food breath one armed welfare check bandit crack baby's momma spankin' Hairy chode lickin' scrote bag punching computer generated !@$@$^#&$*%#@#@^^$&%%&& add infinitum times infinity.  :x
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2019, 07:27:41 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2019, 09:25:02 PM »
i'll post pics, gents.  :lol:
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2019, 12:27:43 AM »
I ain't got the draw on the Moothorfoockin' automated ass PC insta-grab algorythmic piles of steaming horse clock ramming butt-pooping toilet cleaning torrent of Flutternut peanile butter dyscockshinal effing arse biting hitler moustache wearin ass pullout couch staining systemic tardis cat food breath one armed welfare check bandit crack baby's momma spankin' Hairy chode lickin' scrote bag punching computer generated !@$@$^#&$*%#@#@^^$&%%&& add infinitum times infinity.  :x
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I'm also going to write a rock rap song, use this as the lyrics, and make a ton of money. D, we're gonna be rich!
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2019, 06:56:48 AM »
jesus christ. never been a sweater guy. washing this thing has been a trial. i'll be lucky if it air dries in time to wear it to the folks today.  :facepalm: :lol:
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2019, 01:39:30 AM »
jesus christ. never been a sweater guy. washing this thing has been a trial. i'll be lucky if it air dries in time to wear it to the folks today.  :facepalm: :lol:

Omg you're doomed.  #-o

First of all never wash it in the machine, use warm water..NOT hot, not cold, never machine dry...take a few towels and put them on the floor and place the sweater between then and stomp dry it damp, then hang outside.

Get a small sample bottle of Eucalan, put a cap in a spray bottle and spritz it down, you can leave it in as it's got the same natural lanolin in sheepskin fleece.

wear a shirt under it and as long as you spot clean the gravy stains you're good to never wash it.
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2019, 04:29:19 AM »
jesus christ. never been a sweater guy. washing this thing has been a trial. i'll be lucky if it air dries in time to wear it to the folks today.  :facepalm: :lol:

Omg you're doomed.  #-o

First of all never wash it in the machine, use warm water..NOT hot, not cold, never machine dry...take a few towels and put them on the floor and place the sweater between then and stomp dry it damp, then hang outside.

Get a small sample bottle of Eucalan, put a cap in a spray bottle and spritz it down, you can leave it in as it's got the same natural lanolin in sheepskin fleece.

wear a shirt under it and as long as you spot clean the gravy stains you're good to never wash it.
hand washed it with some tips from the wife. she has special soap for that and everything. problem was I hung it up sopping wet, underestimating just how many gallons of water this dang thing could retain. also, it's been raining here for a week, so it wasn't air drying outside, slightly more inside. the wife said put it in the washer on drain and spin cycle only and it ran for the 13 minutes, then spun for maybe another 20 minutes with the timer saying only 1 minute left. I should have stuck with that, but got impatient. I finally hung it under the heater vent in the kitchen, then put it in he dryer on air cycle only (no heat) with 3 undershirts. it dried enough to wear it with the under shirts soaking up some of the moisture. I didn't know what I was up against. next year i'll be prepared.  :lol:

*also, this thing is 100% acrylic if you hadn't read  :facepalm: :buzz:
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2019, 06:12:16 AM »
jesus christ. never been a sweater guy. washing this thing has been a trial. i'll be lucky if it air dries in time to wear it to the folks today.  :facepalm: :lol:

Omg you're doomed.  #-o

First of all never wash it in the machine, use warm water..NOT hot, not cold, never machine dry...take a few towels and put them on the floor and place the sweater between then and stomp dry it damp, then hang outside.

Get a small sample bottle of Eucalan, put a cap in a spray bottle and spritz it down, you can leave it in as it's got the same natural lanolin in sheepskin fleece.

wear a shirt under it and as long as you spot clean the gravy stains you're good to never wash it.
hand washed it with some tips from the wife. she has special soap for that and everything. problem was I hung it up sopping wet, underestimating just how many gallons of water this dang thing could retain. also, it's been raining here for a week, so it wasn't air drying outside, slightly more inside. the wife said put it in the washer on drain and spin cycle only and it ran for the 13 minutes, then spun for maybe another 20 minutes with the timer saying only 1 minute left. I should have stuck with that, but got impatient. I finally hung it under the heater vent in the kitchen, then put it in he dryer on air cycle only (no heat) with 3 undershirts. it dried enough to wear it with the under shirts soaking up some of the moisture. I didn't know what I was up against. next year i'll be prepared.  :lol:

*also, this thing is 100% acrylic if you hadn't read  :facepalm: :buzz:

At least you got yours already. Mine spent Christmas at O'Hare. Now to darn some socks.......
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2019, 01:57:18 AM »
It's acrylic?..damn thing shoulda been extra virgin wool or some shit....Jeebuz

Does it look good on ya at leas?
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Re: Melvins Demon Sweater
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2019, 04:17:47 AM »
It's acrylic?..damn thing shoulda been extra virgin wool or some shit....Jeebuz

Does it look good on ya at leas?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6gXw4bHEya/
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