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Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis
« on: August 04, 2020, 12:41:55 PM »
Wake up, you rotten scum!
No one cares about any of you or this dumb band The Melvins.
Does Buzzy have a human skull on his crotch?
Does he have wings?
Can he even fucking fly?
No, no, and not even a little.

The Apocalypse is upon us and, as always, people look to the Master of Time and Space for all the answers.  That means ME.  Mortiis, Motherfuckers!

So pull your heads out of your asses and get on the good shit and listen to the original creator of Black Metal and your true God who will crush your skulls and fuck your women!
Also, fuck off.

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Re: Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2020, 04:50:34 PM »
Morris, do you wear purple bikini underwear because you like Deep Purple?

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Re: Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2020, 08:24:06 PM »
Maurice, are you free from the effects of aging? no? okay.

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Re: Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2020, 09:25:56 PM »
Wake up, you rotten scum!
No one cares about any of you or this dumb band The Melvins.
Does Buzzy have a human skull on his crotch?
Does he have wings?
Can he even fucking fly?
No, no, and not even a little.

The Apocalypse is upon us and, as always, people look to the Master of Time and Space for all the answers.  That means ME.  Mortiis, Motherfuckers!

So pull your heads out of your asses and get on the good shit and listen to the original creator of Black Metal and your true God who will crush your skulls and fuck your women!
Also, fuck off.

Mortiis

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Re: Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2020, 09:56:47 PM »
This is weird Mortiis just popped into my head the other day and I was looking up his BC page probably first time I remembered him in a decade. I remembered he had a cool song about something to do with a "suicide girl" in the chorus must be 20 years ago now so cool to see "him" on the board.

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Re: Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2020, 08:56:27 PM »
This is weird Mortiis just pooped on my head the other day and I was looking at his big package.

Fixed...and also, how the hell did I miss this?  :lol:

Also, in case anyone hasn't seen this either?: