Nobody Cares About The Melvins - Listen to Mortiis

Started by Mortiis, August 04, 2020, 01:41:55 PM

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Mortiis

Wake up, you rotten scum!
No one cares about any of you or this dumb band The Melvins.
Does Buzzy have a human skull on his crotch?
Does he have wings?
Can he even fucking fly?
No, no, and not even a little.

The Apocalypse is upon us and, as always, people look to the Master of Time and Space for all the answers.  That means ME.  Mortiis, Motherfuckers!

So pull your heads out of your asses and get on the good shit and listen to the original creator of Black Metal and your true God who will crush your skulls and fuck your women!
Also, fuck off.

Mortiis
Mortiis - Inventor of Blackmetal and Master of Space and Time

GrimReaper

Morris, do you wear purple bikini underwear because you like Deep Purple?

vince furnier

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von grip

Quote from: Mortiis on August 04, 2020, 01:41:55 PM
Wake up, you rotten scum!
No one cares about any of you or this dumb band The Melvins.
Does Buzzy have a human skull on his crotch?
Does he have wings?
Can he even fucking fly?
No, no, and not even a little.

The Apocalypse is upon us and, as always, people look to the Master of Time and Space for all the answers.  That means ME.  Mortiis, Motherfuckers!

So pull your heads out of your asses and get on the good shit and listen to the original creator of Black Metal and your true God who will crush your skulls and fuck your women!
Also, fuck off.

Mortiis

lol lol lol
"im ol' south!"

Bigval

This is weird Mortiis just popped into my head the other day and I was looking up his BC page probably first time I remembered him in a decade. I remembered he had a cool song about something to do with a "suicide girl" in the chorus must be 20 years ago now so cool to see "him" on the board.

Dumpster D

Quote from: Bigval on August 04, 2020, 10:56:47 PM
This is weird Mortiis just pooped on my head the other day and I was looking at his big package.

Fixed...and also, how the hell did I miss this?  :lol:

Also, in case anyone hasn't seen this either?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs6w_C13UTc

Bigval


vince furnier

better sell more tickets than the Melvins livestreams. wouldn't want to be full of hot air, eh Mortie?  :lol:
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GrimReaper



How did the May 2021 reunion show with Emperor go? I was busy watching the Melvins' Mayday and missed out on the fun.

That little chin beard is daunting.

vince furnier

is that spackling on his grill permanent or just window dressing?  :lol:
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