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Buzz talks baseball
« on: June 01, 2021, 08:29:41 AM »
https://www.spin.com/featured/musicians-predict-the-2021-baseball-season/

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Buzz Osborne, The Melvins
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What’s your prognosis for the season?
The Dodgers will win their division. They have a strong team with possible injuries being the only thing standing in their way. It’s a long season and injuries are always a factor for every team.

The long-overdue championship has arrived, but does it feel cheap since it was only 60 games?
COVID cheapened everything for everyone however the shorter season actually made every team stronger. They could all go for it full tilt almost from the beginning. I’d say a World Series win with only 60 games is a pretty strong accomplishment. It’s especially sweet after they got screwed out of winning the Series by the cheating Astros.

Thoughts on Bauer? Seems like an un-Dodgers signing and seems like…a personality. Will that help or hurt the team?
Bauer is a monster. This Dodger pitching lineup should be terrifying to any team in the league. Good pitching beats good hitting every time. You can pitch around good hitting but you can’t hit around good pitching. Bauer can only help the Dodgers.

What are your reasonable hopes? What’s the ceiling/floor?
I expect another World Series win, in fact, I DEMAND it. I think they can have over 100 wins easily. Like I said the only thing in their way could be injuries.

Who is your player to watch this year?
I like Walker Buehler, Dustin May and Julio Urias for pitching and Mookie Betts and Corey Seager in the field. Those pitchers are the future of the franchise and I always love big-hitting second base and shortstops. Big-hitting second basemen are as rare as the Dodo bird.

Will they make the playoffs?
Of course they will.

What’s your record prediction? Why?
Over 100 wins easy. They’re a great team. The only weakness could be the closer Jansen but none of that will matter with big enough leads. I’d rather win by five runs than worry about fucking saves. I hate saves.

What’s your World Series matchup?
I want a Dodgers-Yankees series.

If things are safe, would you go to a game in-person this year?
Yes. If things are safe.

 
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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2021, 08:42:58 AM »
Dodger suck pump.


.....said the bitter tigers fan.

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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2021, 01:04:14 PM »
I can feel the passion and intensity in these responses for sure!

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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2021, 02:46:12 PM »
Dodger suck pump.


.....said the bitter tigers fan.

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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2021, 06:35:06 PM »
Dodgers  :bs: :facepalm: :buzz:
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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2021, 04:59:19 PM »
Ha ha. Bitter about the cheating L’Astros.  They all cheat, get over it.
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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2021, 05:22:07 PM »
Ha ha. Bitter about the cheating L’Astros.  They all cheat, get over it.

hey AJ Hinch is now the Tiger's manager.  so I'm sure he doesn't cheat anymore.  :shock:

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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2021, 08:18:35 PM »
I thought he had to take a year off, I guess that was last year.  Start banging your trash cans.

I’m sure your tigers will start winning now.  He was a good dude.
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Re: Buzz talks baseball
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2021, 11:44:26 AM »
Tigers are cool because Magnum PI endorses them.