Random fact about Dale Crover

Started by Pringles, April 14, 2005, 06:24:20 PM

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TGH

This isn't a time for lectures!

Dead Cowboy

Dale crover once ate a 50 ounce steak in 13 minutes.




The first twelve were spent having sex with the waitress.

Vcavallo

manatees are really just giant grey animated logs of dale crover's excrement
Vinney "only takes 15 years to make good on his promises" Cavallo

FartLips

dale crover only does interviews that get released.
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Idlehanz

This thread reminds me of the Bill Braski skits on SNL.

glen

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Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
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Pringles

Dale Crover doesnt know how to play drum. He just clap in his hands.
Luck is a residue of design

Metalhead Cow

Quote from: Cool Hand Luke on April 22, 2005, 03:06:54 AM


- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "dalecrover"


I love this one. :lol:

Idlehanz

Dale Crover is a very thoughtless and cheery chipmunk.

googlism finds some weird shit

Shatz

Dale Crover's second born will carry the reincarnation of Muhammad Ali, and together they rule the galaxy as father and son.
Keep your Arsch together, Sie werden seitlich gefickt.

Braykfast

The only thing in the world that can defeat Dale Crover, is another Dale Crover, but that's not Dale Crover enough to happen, so a third Dale Crover will destroy them both to attain "Dale Crover", a title knights aspire to.
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anaconda

Dale Crover produces more than 20% of the world's oxygen supply.

Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Dale Crover.

On average, a disposable diaper can hold up to 7 pounds of Dale Crover.

When you walk down a steep hill, the pressure on your knees is equal to three times Dale Crover's body weight.

In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own Dale Crover.

Jackie Kennedy Onassis was secretly Dale Crover.

Dale Crover's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

Each year, over one million people in the United States alone are bitten by Dale Crover.

Dale Crover's sweat is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people.

>>>JZS<<<


When hunting, Dale Crover simply points one drum stick at the animal and it kills & taxidermys itself.

Dale Crover drinks motor oil so his balls won't rust.

Dale Crover passes the dutchie on the right hand side.

Dale Crover drives a Gremlin station wagon hybrid.

Dale Crover was asking Princess Diana if she had any Grey Poupon just before her limo crashed.











jules

In the Eskimo language, there are over 40 words for Dale Crover, and no words for 'drum'.

anaconda