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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #315 on: March 11, 2007, 02:02:05 PM »
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
yeah, i can't keep this interview thing going on forever, you know.
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #316 on: March 11, 2007, 02:05:06 PM »
Hopefully he doesn't trip on the way to the mailbox, they tape goes flying, and lands under a neighbors lawnmower, flying apart in a cloud of grass, plastic, and dirt. 

This would all happen in slow motion too.......with a big long 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhh'

hopefully not :D
yeah, i can't keep this interview thing going on forever, you know.

You'll find a way I'm sure.

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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #317 on: March 11, 2007, 08:43:38 PM »
you all keep posting these stories about how the tape is going to be destroyed or vanish and it really scares me to let it out of my sight
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #318 on: March 11, 2007, 09:26:53 PM »
you all keep posting these stories about how the tape is going to be destroyed or vanish and it really scares me to let it out of my sight

Now look what you've all done!  :lol:

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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #319 on: March 12, 2007, 05:43:32 AM »
the excuses: part VI
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« Reply #320 on: March 12, 2007, 06:20:36 AM »
The question is when will some board-member/s make the song "HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!", and post it for our pleasure?

What about this for a refrain:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
interview, interview!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!
IIIIIIIIIIIIINTERVIEEEEEEEEEW!!!

I hear some staccato Mike Patton-vocals on this one.
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #321 on: March 12, 2007, 03:02:38 PM »
I never got a copy of the tape to edit. I dont know whether Vinny sent it or not. Not even a message saying "hey, I never sent the tape, sorry."
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #322 on: March 12, 2007, 07:50:27 PM »
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #323 on: March 12, 2007, 08:44:34 PM »
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

Oh! Now it all makes sense.  :wink:

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« Reply #324 on: March 12, 2007, 09:03:51 PM »
HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #325 on: March 12, 2007, 09:21:54 PM »
I think there was a misunderstanding. The interview was conducted with King Bizzo of The Nelvins who hail from Bizarro World.

Oh! Now it all makes sense.  :wink:
is that where bizarro bike is from?
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #326 on: March 13, 2007, 01:45:10 PM »
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« Reply #327 on: March 13, 2007, 02:00:19 PM »
HOnestly, when this interview comes out, even Fartlips is going to be lackluster in watching it.  " So King buzz, huh huh, (I totally can't believe you're here! huh huh ) So, what surprises do you have for us on the upcoming tour?  KB: Oh, it's gonna be swell!  Jello says he's going to do a few shows with us. 
Wowzers, that's cool King B!  So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me! 
Ah ha, okay gotchoo.  So, how's Kevin doing? etc...
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« Reply #328 on: March 13, 2007, 02:01:15 PM »
So, what albums are you listening to on your ipod?  KB: Ipod?!? I don't even have that?!  Just cds for me!

he has an ipod and he loves it

 :wink: :?
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« Reply #329 on: March 13, 2007, 02:18:56 PM »
 :lol:
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