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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #345 on: June 20, 2007, 09:23:41 AM »
*interview*
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« Reply #346 on: July 03, 2007, 10:08:19 PM »
I haven't been following this very closely. Does this interview actually exist or was it an inside joke??? Vinney if it does exist and you don't have the facilities, I have a full avid workstation and pro tools at my disposal so feel free to mail me the tape and I can post it and host it on the site. I'm sure keith(fart lips) would be willing to pay the postage fees.

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« Reply #347 on: July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM »
This is your chance Vinny. Brian is the 3rd guy to offer to dub it for you.

Failure to accept this offer means you will need to prepare to get your
face eaten off.

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« Reply #348 on: July 03, 2007, 10:27:27 PM »
I, for one, am waiting to see how Kevin is working out.

This is very funny.  Don't think your humor is unappreciated.


Like Conda says, this is a great offer.


As for the interview postage, I'll pay for FED EX shipping to Brian.

PS: Vinny, get your ass back in School and finish it up.

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« Reply #349 on: July 03, 2007, 10:48:35 PM »
I haven't been following this very closely. Does this interview actually exist or was it an inside joke??? Vinney if it does exist and you don't have the facilities, I have a full avid workstation and pro tools at my disposal so feel free to mail me the tape and I can post it and host it on the site. I'm sure keith(fart lips) would be willing to pay the postage fees.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

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« Reply #350 on: July 03, 2007, 10:55:08 PM »
v, members of 3 nation states are behind the plan, and i'm sure more are to follow. set the interview free!!@

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« Reply #351 on: July 03, 2007, 11:02:04 PM »
too funny! i wasn't going to bring this out of retirement but I feel i must:



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« Reply #352 on: July 03, 2007, 11:06:13 PM »
 :lol: nice dude

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« Reply #353 on: July 04, 2007, 12:14:44 AM »
I haven't been following this very closely. Does this interview actually exist or was it an inside joke??? Vinney if it does exist and you don't have the facilities, I have a full avid workstation and pro tools at my disposal so feel free to mail me the tape and I can post it and host it on the site. I'm sure keith(fart lips) would be willing to pay the postage fees.
you know what? i'll do that. for cryin' out loud, it's like the worst case of blueballs. let's just get it over with!
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« Reply #354 on: July 04, 2007, 04:17:24 AM »
you know what? i'll do that. for cryin' out loud, it's like the worst case of blueballs. let's just get it over with!

Blueballs, that`s the most hillarious expression ever.  :lol: I`ve heard cocktease, but this word is way much better. Karma for my favourite enemy.

And Vinny, if you need protection I have a father that has contacts everywhere.

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« Reply #355 on: July 04, 2007, 09:02:02 AM »
you know what? i'll do that. for cryin' out loud, it's like the worst case of blueballs. let's just get it over with!

Blueballs, that`s the most hillarious expression ever.  :lol: I`ve heard cocktease, but this word is way much better. Karma for my favourite enemy.

And Vinny, if you need protection I have a father that has contacts everywhere.


has he contacted his sex offender parole officer?
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« Reply #356 on: July 05, 2007, 12:52:55 AM »
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.
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« Reply #357 on: July 05, 2007, 04:31:29 AM »
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.
and brian, let me know how much it is and give me your address, i'll send you a nice birthday card. with something in it.
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« Reply #358 on: July 05, 2007, 07:51:09 AM »
ok this sounds like a good plan.

brian, expect a package. 
well, better yet - PM me your address.  i may have it already, but i think not.

hosting was going to be another problem for me...since you're willing to solve that, there's no reason for me not to comply (unless of course it really IS a big lie.  JAJA!  it'd be the best joke i've ever pulled!!! two years....damn.   it's too bad i'm not that clever.

it's only a matter of time now, farty.  enjoy it while you can.  i, for one, will miss the void this lack of interview creates.
and brian, let me know how much it is and give me your address, i'll send you a nice birthday card. with something in it.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM chewy

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« Reply #359 on: July 05, 2007, 10:53:47 AM »
and brian, let me know how much it is and give me your address, i'll send you a nice birthday card. with something in it.

if you want to be a nice guy and send out fearless leader a gift, don't let me stop you.  - but i'm paying for the postage.
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