HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!

[rhett E rock]

i can't believe this thread is still going. WHO THE FUCK CARES?  there's a million Melvins interviews out there to keep you busy and you're getting mad at this guy for possibly lying or being too lazy to post it up.  get a fucking life.  what?  do you think Buzz reveals all his life secrets?  or shows Vinney naked pictures of his wife?  jesus.  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked.  change your fucking diapers and move on.

[dead mike]

i can't believe this thread is still going. WHO THE FUCK CARES?  there's a million Melvins interviews out there to keep you busy and you're getting mad at this guy for possibly lying or being too lazy to post it up.  get a fucking life.  what?  do you think Buzz reveals all his life secrets?  or shows Vinney naked pictures of his wife?  jesus.  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked.  change your fucking diapers and move on.

It's obviously a running joke by now (and quite a funny one, I think), and no one is actually still upset that the interview never surfaced.

But to answer your question, Buzz admits to Vinney that he killed Cobain, in the parlor, with the candlestick.

[Uncle Fester]

so.... i wonder what page 38 will be like.

[Buick GN]

Holy Fucking Shit! When did Vinney get married!!?

Did King Fucko attend the wedding?! Where are the photos?!!!

[Jozzy]

i can't believe this thread is still going. WHO THE FUCK CARES?  there's a million Melvins interviews out there to keep you busy and you're getting mad at this guy for possibly lying or being too lazy to post it up.  get a fucking life.  what?  do you think Buzz reveals all his life secrets?  or shows Vinney naked pictures of his wife?  jesus.  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked.  change your fucking diapers and move on.

I think you are the only one taking it seriously.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

In the interview Buzz released the secret to happiness.

[Smellis]

Page 38!!! This is what it's like Fester! OMG come over here!!!!!!!!    

[Smellis]

No wait, I'm still on page 37 oh the humanity!!!!!!!   

[Uncle Fester]

page 37 is a shit hole. The party is going to start bumpin once page 38 hits us.
any day now. sweet 38.

[FartLips]

did someone just post on a fansite message board that people that post on a fansite message board need to get a life?  well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle cookware, i don't know what is!

[Uncle Fester]

Im pretty sure we all have lives... or else we wouldnt be here.. right? or no? therefore the culprits responsible for posting that sort of nonsense must be computer generated. I say we pull the plug on these degenerates and re-program them to our liking.
grilled cheese on a low carb diet my ass, welcome to monkeyland.

[Smellis]

Holy Shit I made it!!!  Hello?  Anyone here?  Where's the booze and the bitches yo   

[dead mike]

welcome to monkeyland.

I miss those games.

Wait, that was Monkey Island. Think I'm gonna have to bit torrent.

[glen]

  i wouldn't post this interview up either after all the shit that's been talked. 

don't be turning the tables now.

[>>>JZS<<<]

How good can the interview be. I mean , if it wasn't good enough to post when it was done.