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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #660 on: July 28, 2012, 10:52:15 PM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #661 on: July 29, 2012, 06:49:26 AM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #662 on: July 30, 2012, 11:48:59 AM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.     
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #663 on: July 30, 2012, 12:39:17 PM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #664 on: July 30, 2012, 12:46:49 PM »
i swear if Vinney should ever post the interview i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
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« Reply #665 on: July 30, 2012, 12:50:01 PM »
i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
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Hey wait, in English?  :o

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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #666 on: July 30, 2012, 12:50:53 PM »
i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
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Hey wait, in English?  :o

yeah or "intervista" which is the italian translation
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #667 on: July 30, 2012, 12:54:00 PM »
i swear if Vinney should ever post the interview i'm going to shout INTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEW fucking loud out of my window
I've just got back from Haiti. While I was there, I made a million little dolls of Vinnie from wool from fucked sheep that had been cursed by an Elder. Every night at midnight, wherever I may be, I light a candle, say the special words and cut off the tiny hands of the Cursed Vinnie Dolls (CVDs) with scissors so he will never NEVER NEVER NEVER be able to post the interview.

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Mw........

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MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #668 on: July 30, 2012, 04:50:09 PM »
I heard a rumor that the Government paid off Vinney years back to destroy the footage and never post it.
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« Reply #669 on: July 30, 2012, 04:56:09 PM »
They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.
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« Reply #670 on: July 30, 2012, 06:29:16 PM »
They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

The person is actually a sleeper cell. The secret code phrase is something that nobody would ever accidentally say in real life.
The phrase is: "I wish Amphetamine Reptile would press less copies of the records they put out"  :lol:
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« Reply #671 on: July 30, 2012, 06:39:21 PM »
They showed it to one person with a photographic memory then destroyed it. That persons whereabouts is now unknown.

The person is actually a sleeper cell. The secret code phrase is something that nobody would ever accidentally say in real life.
The phrase is: "I wish Amphetamine Reptile would press less copies of the records they put out"  :lol:

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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #672 on: August 02, 2012, 05:34:32 AM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #673 on: August 02, 2012, 08:35:56 PM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.
Ken Burns should produce a 40-part documentary.

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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #674 on: August 04, 2012, 11:40:48 AM »
if this thing will ever happen,we should all prepare to say "i'm sorry" to V Cavallo
why? i've suffered. SUFFERED I TELL YOU!!!!

I just read through 45 pages of this only to figure out there isn't a posted interview! I want those 2 hours back!!! :lol:

but at least now you can say you understand.   
This is the Ulysses of the Melvins BBS.

we need to start an oral history.
that would be glen's department.
mount ambulance  "... tho it's hard to compete when my eyes keep getting distracted by Grim's juicy ass!"