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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #795 on: April 29, 2015, 06:06:39 PM »
Man. 30 years old today. Interviewed Buzz when he was what, 21? 22? Spent almost the entire duration of his 20s a dirty, dirty, filthy liar.


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« Reply #796 on: April 29, 2015, 09:39:24 PM »
Happy Birthday, Interview Dude!!!  :ohsnap: :banana: :ohsnap: :banana: :ohsnap: :banana: :ohsnap: :banana:
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« Reply #797 on: May 24, 2015, 09:14:35 AM »
I hears the interview ran away and is hiding sonewhere in Mexico.
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« Reply #798 on: June 08, 2015, 04:26:51 PM »
Yesterday a hot ass chick at my house for the first time asks "Who is your favorite melvins bass player?"

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Jesus, I did not see that one coming.

I said I like them all you heard the new Hepa - titus LP?
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« Reply #799 on: June 08, 2015, 10:01:13 PM »
Was she just asking for directions? Just happened to notice all the rare Melvins posters plastered on the front of your house?  :D
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #800 on: June 29, 2015, 06:56:59 AM »
Man. 30 years old today. Interviewed Buzz when he was what, 21? 22? Spent almost the entire duration of his 20s a dirty, dirty, filthy liar.

I very much laughed out loud when I read this.
But now, since my 20s are as dead as that cat from the back of that Melvins album now is, it's probably time to start living cleanly. Stop being such a filthy, horrible rumor-promoter...

There is no interview.

Anyone can get a VHS tape box and write some shit on it and hand it to a Bigfoot. Are fucking morons?! Wait no, NOW I'm joking. Of course there's an interview. I think. IM DROWNING IN LIES! I have the interview in my hand and I'm going to drop it in the mail to crushr this week, since he offered to do all the work for me and I only do things when someone else does them for me instead.
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« Reply #801 on: June 29, 2015, 06:58:49 AM »
 =D>
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« Reply #802 on: June 29, 2015, 08:05:01 AM »
Man. 30 years old today. Interviewed Buzz when he was what, 21? 22? Spent almost the entire duration of his 20s a dirty, dirty, filthy liar.

I very much laughed out loud when I read this.
But now, since my 20s are as dead as that cat from the back of that Melvins album now is, it's probably time to start living cleanly. Stop being such a filthy, horrible rumor-promoter...

There is no interview.

Anyone can get a VHS tape box and write some shit on it and hand it to a Bigfoot. Are fucking morons?! Wait no, NOW I'm joking. Of course there's an interview. I think. IM DROWNING IN LIES! I have the interview in my hand and I'm going to drop it in the mail to crushr this week, since he offered to do all the work for me and I only do things when someone else does them for me instead.

What's the over/under on this?

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« Reply #803 on: June 29, 2015, 11:54:00 AM »
I just stopped by the book signing in NYC and this was the transaction:

- Vinney: hi buzz. Are you familiar with the Melvins message board?
-Buzz: hah, yea. (Wipes sweat from just-played set)
- v: (holds up tape) I interviewed you about 10 years ago in Boston ---
- b: -- I think I remember that --
- v: -- the guys on that forum have been bugging me almost daily for a decade to prove this exists and upload it to YouTube. I was hoping you could sign it as proof..
- b: (laughs and signs it)
- v: Thanks! I'll tell them you said you remember it!
- b: I do remember it!!

EDIT - goddamnit the picture looks upside down... Fuck it.


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« Reply #804 on: June 29, 2015, 12:10:00 PM »
I just stopped by the book signing in NYC and this was the transaction:

- Vinney: hi buzz. Are you familiar with the Melvins message board?
-Buzz: hah, yea. (Wipes sweat from just-played set)
- v: (holds up tape) I interviewed you about 10 years ago in Boston ---
- b: -- I think I remember that --
- v: -- the guys on that forum have been bugging me almost daily for a decade to prove this exists and upload it to YouTube. I was hoping you could sign it as proof..
- b: (laughs and signs it)
- v: Thanks! I'll tell them you said you remember it!
- b: I do remember it!!

EDIT - goddamnit the picture looks upside down... Fuck it.

 =D>  :lol:
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #805 on: June 29, 2015, 12:12:32 PM »
bravissimo!!  :shock: :shock: :shock:

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« Reply #806 on: June 29, 2015, 12:20:06 PM »
Mother fucker.

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« Reply #807 on: June 29, 2015, 12:50:58 PM »
Also: I realize this isn't the same as getting it uploaded to youtube, nor does it actually prove what's inside that tape. After all, I could have fabricated that entire dialog.

The sad truth is that I will soon get it online, and it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview. the living mystery will be replaced by a shitty youtube-player-shaped corpse. But I guess I'll do it anyway since you human monsters are so fucking persistent!
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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #808 on: June 29, 2015, 01:04:04 PM »
it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview.

 :lol:

did you ask buzz if he really knew kurt cobain? 


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« Reply #809 on: June 29, 2015, 01:28:18 PM »
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
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