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Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE READ!!
« Reply #810 on: June 29, 2015, 01:57:36 PM »
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
:lol: Vinney has almost been redeemed!
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« Reply #811 on: June 29, 2015, 02:21:45 PM »
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« Reply #812 on: June 29, 2015, 06:54:55 PM »
Well it seems like our long national nightmare is almost over. OR IS IT???
President Ford isn't around to pardon him  :P
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« Reply #813 on: June 29, 2015, 07:27:37 PM »
Hail, not fail.
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« Reply #814 on: June 30, 2015, 05:10:14 PM »
Maybe someone pulled a Trainspotting and switched the interview tape with amateur porn :lol:
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« Reply #815 on: July 02, 2015, 03:21:54 AM »
holy fucking shit, PLEASE READ! developing news motherfuckers!!! lol

this is pretty amazing i have to say. of course it will never be the same if it actually comes true.

Vinney, i have a brand spanking new VHS to DVD machine that ive been using to transfer old tapes to digital. if you need help getting the tape transefered, send me a PM. not that i want to be partly blamed for the Decline of the Melvins BBS. but ya know. figured id offer.

not sure anyone actually wants this to happen. but still! the development is quite exciting.  :lol:

Also: I realize this isn't the same as getting it uploaded to youtube, nor does it actually prove what's inside that tape. After all, I could have fabricated that entire dialog.

The sad truth is that I will soon get it online, and it'll be real, and people will watch it, and it'll just be some shitty, dark, hard-to-hear, poorly conducted, awkward interview. the living mystery will be replaced by a shitty youtube-player-shaped corpse. But I guess I'll do it anyway since you human monsters are so fucking persistent!

just reading this is cracking me up.
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« Reply #816 on: July 04, 2015, 02:43:05 PM »
Goddamn this even brought green honey out of the caves!
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« Reply #817 on: July 07, 2015, 11:32:00 AM »
Goddamn this even brought green honey out of the caves!

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« Reply #818 on: July 08, 2015, 09:21:58 PM »
I have it on good authority that the interview will be something along these lines:


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« Reply #819 on: July 09, 2015, 06:50:09 AM »
Ah see once about every three years vinney comes round and he's all like "what's up guys glad to be back what'd I miss?" Then he fucks right off back into the ether. He's like Adam Warlock and his cocoon but instead of a fantastically strong laser beam shooting space traverser he's just ten pounds of dicktease in a five pounds bag.

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« Reply #820 on: July 14, 2015, 05:18:56 PM »
DC deepthroats feet, Vinney fucks minds!
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« Reply #821 on: August 13, 2015, 01:03:09 AM »
Helloooo ladies...
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« Reply #822 on: September 22, 2015, 03:15:24 PM »
BREAKING NEWS:

Shits about to get real!!!

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« Reply #823 on: September 22, 2015, 03:17:06 PM »
Holy fucking shit.
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« Reply #824 on: September 22, 2015, 03:18:26 PM »
BREAKING NEWS:

Shits about to get real!!!

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Are you in possession of "ze tape"?  :o
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