I was just sitting here thinking.........
If Buzzo cut off a lock of his badass hair, and then auctioned it off on EBay, I'm pretty sure the universe would implode. And if not, well it should.
I think if I ended up winning the auction, I would super glue it to my chin for eternity - and when people asked me "What the fuck is that hanging from your chin?" I'd say "I love you".