MELVINS T-SHIRT VOTE

[klump]

I understand what Brian meant with the "indeed" thing.
But Cranky messiah is gay (I mean wack)

How about just "Los ticka toe rest" ?

Perhaps the beauty of cranky messiah is just lost in the translation my dear friend.

[brian]

looking like an urban outfitters model is the last thing i want.

sorry to say it's too little too late for you, i was more referring to the rest of us.

maybe i'm an idiot, but i can't tell if this is sarcasm or seriousness...
i think you're kidding, but maybe it's just the truth, maybe in my avatar i look like an urban outfitters ad, what with the.....white t-shirt.. and all. 
i don't really know what's going on

Sorry v, I was just being facetious. I know it is hard to tell on a message board.  I'll try to refrain.

[Vcavallo]

Sorry v, I was just being facetious...I'll try to refrain.

don't feel you need to.  it's plenty fun.  <-serious

[Lunica]

someone put up the vote!

[glen]

since none of you slackers are gonna step up to plate, allow me.

hows this for the list of options on the heading:

cranky messiah
hog leg
hung bunny
eye flys
indeeed
snivlem
klumpy grumpy (slipped that one in there, didn't I?)
no heading (just the pic of the flea rider with themelvins.netbbs in smaller print at the bottom - my personal favorite)

anybody want to add some before I put together a poll?

[klump]

since none of you slackers are gonna step up to plate, allow me.

hows this for the list of options on the heading:

cranky messiah
hog leg
hung bunny
eye flys
indeeed
snivlem
klumpy grumpy (slipped that one in there, didn't I?)
no heading (just the pic of the flea rider with themelvins.netbbs in smaller print at the bottom - my personal favorite)

anybody want to add some before I put together a poll?

how about
"fuck glen!"
just kidding.

[Lunica]

so who will come up with a heading everyone will like?
we could just put "BIG HEADING" or "CAN'T DECIDE" something on top.
or just nothing, like glen suggested, but the whole picture would look better with a heading.
i don't think any of those headings are really great though.. (and i don't think indeed was great either, it was the first thing that popped into my head)

[anaconda]

maybe some purely nonsense type phrase:

Pluck or Wank?
Wax the Nebstar!
Buzzo Crover's Flying Circus
Enjoy Snicker Snack
Ram the Frauleine
Boots or Juice?
Riddle me That!
Tittering Biscuits Ahoy!
Fascist Golden Arms
Bite the Wax Tadpole
To The Fudge Factory, Now!!

and so on...

[glen]

maybe some purely nonsense type phrase:

Pluck or Wank?
Wax the Nebstar!
Buzzo Crover's Flying Circus
Enjoy Snicker Snack
Ram the Frauleine
Boots or Juice?
Riddle me That!
Tittering Biscuits Ahoy!
Fascist Golden Arms
Bite the Wax Tadpole
To The Fudge Factory, Now!!

and so on...

dude...  what are YOU on?

personally, I'm partial to "fuck glen".   

lun.. thats just it.  feel free to make contributions to the poll.  majority shall decide.

[CaptainPungent]

or (getting this from melvinsgay)
bendover crover

[DubEMC]

or (getting this from melvinsgay)
bendover crover

Move over Crover and let Coady take over!

[glen]

or (getting this from melvinsgay)
bendover crover

Move over Crover and let Coady take over!

brilliant.

[Vcavallo]

antitoxidote
night goat <--
now a limo
snake appeal
lovely butterflies
sky pup

[CaptainPungent]

if we go at the pace we're going at now, we're never gonna get the shirt made.

if we're having this hard of a time with the words going on it, we should do another vote.
we have good suggestions coming from here.

[Lunica]

as long as its short and weird, and i don't have to think it out, its fine by me!
it took a liking to my perculator!

how about "HOLY FUCKING SHIRT" or "PLEASE READ"