T-SHIRT ORDERS

[blackpeniskurva]

i've got some more XL shirts i should do that with. but its too boring. i'm no sewing woman.

Who said you kneed to sue it? You NERD!

[glen]

fuck yeah lun,  that is HOT.      good pic.  I might just have to mock that one.

[meanclown]

fuck yeah lun,  that is HOT.      good pic.  I might just have to mock that one.

mock away, mein host! and nice work there, lunster!

[anaconda]

you said you'd mock up everyone's pics glen with your interp.

[mopafeena]

you said you'd mock up everyone's pics glen with your interp.

Yeah, do it Glen. the pung mock was pretty good.

[Lunica]

i'm waiting for the mocking bird!
damn, i should have been wearing a skirt or something

[glen]

you said you'd mock up everyone's pics glen with your interp.

I know.

[anaconda]

hey man i was only half serious, i know you have a life.
but if you do decide to do it, you have to get two
different colors of manic panic hair dye to do me;
'grape jelly' and 'scarlet harlot' 

[Vcavallo]

once my shirt comes, there'll be a picture.  i'll attempt to make it interesting.  or is the idea to make it look like a mugshot?

i think i may pay extra for faster mail.  it's been long enough

[Hog log]

i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ? i don't get my t-shirt ... where is my t-shirt ?

[glen]

okay okay.  you foreigners are KILLING ME.   I feel awful, its all my fault, etc. etc.

this is why you haven't gotten your shirts:

when I figured the pricing for the shirts I used the cheapest possible postage to try to keep the cost down.  It was not explained to me that (here I go blaming someone else!) the cheap rate would entail people waiting for eons to get their shirts. 
when the day came to mail the shirts I went ahead and sent them economy. the woman said it would be 4 to 6 weeks.  I knew that was probably longer than you wanted to wait but it was damn near double to send it quicker. therefore my pocketbook would now be affected.   I figured 4 to 6 weeks was long, but not too long.

later when I went to the post office to send another batch out I asked the post-person about this again. I explained to her that I had sent them weeks previous and none had showed up yet.
she then said that my packages were waiting for a boat and they would only go when a boat was heading in the direction of final destination.  4 to 6 weeks could also be up to 8 weeks. I felt terrible but it was too late. the packages were out of my hands.   your shirts ARE coming, I just cannot say when.
I apologize to you people. I should have given you the option to pay for airmail. then you would have had them in about 1 week.   my bad, but I can't do a damn thing about it except say that I am sorry.
lesson learned.  so when we make themelvins.net britches and under-garments, I promise you I will send them airmail.

[Hog log]

i trust the good man

[Vcavallo]

so when we make themelvins.net britches and under-garments, I promise you I will send them airmail.

awsome!  i can't wait to order these!   ...then not pay for 4 months

[norecess]

Don't worry Glen, I can feel the shirt is coming closer to my waiting body.

[glen]

Don't worry Glen, I can feel the shirt is coming closer to my waiting body.

your waiting body?   I don't think I like the sounds of that.