precisely!
buzz told me not to release the interview for a certain number of
seconds, which i will not disclose. (though i will say the number was long enough that i had to write it on my arm from wrist to elbow.)
he also insisted that i keep track of the number of times a message board member request the interview, for this is the number of new songs they will include on the next album - as the ultimate thank-you to their hardcore fan base.
additionally, he wanted me to bestow a special prize on the message board member who figures out his riddle.
check your driveway for a large, stage-covered-in-amps-and-drumsets shaped box. it'll probably have breathing holes and plumbing as well, depending on what type of shipping the band used to send themselves to your residence.
