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Re: rate the records
« Reply #121 on: February 11, 2014, 05:39:29 PM »
Is the general consensus that HAT is their best effort? Would like to know which are Buzz n dales favs

There was a vote right before The Bride Screamed Murder came out.  H.A.T. won with Lysol coming in second.  I remember voting for H.A.T. at the time but would probably vote for Nude With Boots if we voted again.

There was an issue of CMJ where Buzz, Dale, and Kevin reviewed all of their records.  I think the first Jello album had just came out.  They mostly gave 6 out 10's to fan favorites like GPT, Bullhead, and Houdini while giving 10's to Lysol, Prick, Stag, Honky, The Maggot, The Bootlicker, CoD, H.A.T, and PORTE.  It's worth hunting down if you can find the interview.
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Re: rate the records
« Reply #122 on: May 29, 2014, 03:28:56 PM »
UPDATE
i think i've done this before


Gluey Porch Treatments - 6
Ozma - 7
Your Choice Live Series - 8
Eggnog - 9
Bullhead - 9
Lysol - 9
Dale Crover - 7
Joe Preston -5
King Buzzo - 6
Houdini - 8
Prick - 7
Stoner Witch - 9
Stag - 10
Singles 1-12 - 8
Honky - 9
Alive At The F*cker Club - 6
The Maggot - 9
The Bootlicker - 9
The Crybaby - 8
Electroretard - 7.5
Colossus Of Destiny - 6
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 7
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 8
26 Songs - 7
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 9
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 8
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 6
Sieg Howdy! - 7
A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust- 8
(A) Senile Animal - 8
Nude With Boots - 8
Chicken Switch - 7
The Bride Screamed Murder - 7.5
Sugar Daddy Live - 7
The Bulls & The Bees - 7
Freak Puke - 8
1983 - 7
Everybody Loves Sausages - 5
Tres Cabrones - ?
This Machine Kills Artists - ?

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« Reply #123 on: June 12, 2016, 10:38:20 AM »
10 Songs / 26 Songs - 7
Gluey Porch Treatments - 8
Ozma - 8
Your Choice Live Series - 7
Bullhead - 8
Eggnog - 8
King Buzzo - 7
Dale Crover - 8
Joe Preston - 6
Lysol - 8
Houdini - 8
Prick - 6
Stoner Witch - 9
Stag - 7
Honky - 7
Singles 1-12 - 6
Alive At The Fucker Club - 6
The Maggot - 9
The Bootlicker - 9
The Crybaby - 7
Colossus Of Destiny - 6
Electroretard - 8
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 6
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 9
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 9
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 9
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 7
Sieg Howdy! - 7
Houdini Live: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 9
(A) Senile Animal - 9
Nude With Boots - 9
Chicken Switch - 4
The Bride Screamed Murder - 8
Sugar Daddy Live - 8
The Bulls & The Bees - 7
Freak Puke - 8
Everybody Loves Sausages - 7
Tres Cabrones - 7
This Machine Kills Artists - 8
Hold It In - 7
Three Men And A Baby - 7
Basses Loaded - 7

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Re: rate the records
« Reply #124 on: January 02, 2017, 07:21:29 AM »
i'll only do the ones I've heard

10 Songs / 26 Songs - 6/10
Gluey Porch Treatments - 9/10
Ozma - 9.5/10
Your Choice Live Series - 10/10
Bullhead - 9/10
Eggnog - 8/10
King Buzzo - 6/10
Dale Crover - 7/10
Joe Preston - 7/10
Lysol - 10/10
Houdini - 9/10
Stoner Witch - 9/10
Stag - 8/10
Electroretard - 7/10
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 10/10
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 6/10
Houdini Live: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 9/10
(A) Senile Animal - 8/10
The Bride Screamed Murder - 8/10
The Bulls & The Bees - 6.5/10
Freak Puke - 8.5/10
Everybody Loves Sausages - 7/10
Tres Cabrones - 4/10
This Machine Kills Artists - 9/10
Hold It In - 6.5/10
Three Men And A Baby - 3/10
Basses Loaded - 7/10
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Re: rate the records
« Reply #125 on: January 02, 2017, 03:17:14 PM »

Three Men And A Baby - 3/10
Basses Loaded - 7/10

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Re: rate the records
« Reply #126 on: January 02, 2017, 05:04:33 PM »
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Re: rate the records
« Reply #127 on: January 04, 2017, 02:24:48 PM »
what  :o

looks like you are not into Three Men And a Baby.
don"t get me wrong,not my intention to act like classic fan boy: "hey are you crazy,how can you dislike such a masterpiece?"  :)
i still don't know what to think about that release
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Re: rate the records
« Reply #128 on: January 04, 2017, 02:31:21 PM »
Albums:
Gluey Porch Treatments:   :D :D :D :D :D
Ozma:  :) :) :) :)
Bullhead:  :D :D :D :D :D
Lysol:  :D :D :D :D :D
Houdini:  :) :) :)
Prick:   :? :? :?
Stoner Witch:  :) :) :) :)
Stag:   :wink: :wink: :wink: :D
Honky:  :wink: :wink:  :shock:
The Maggot:   :D :D :D :D :D
The Bootlicker:    :D :D :D :D :D (it REALLY grew on me)
The Crybaby:  8) 8) 8)
Electroretard:  :wink: :wink: :wink:
Hostile Ambient Takeover:  :D :D :D :D :D
Pigs of the Roman Empire:   :D :D :D :D
Never Breathe What You Can't See:   :) :) :)
Sieg Howdy!:   :) :) :) (Voted Off The Island and Halo of Flies!)
(A) Senile Animal:   :D :D :D :D :D
Nude With Boots:  :D :D :D
The Bride Screamed Murder:   :? :? (It grew against me...)
Freak Puke:  :) :) :) :) (Took a bit of time to grow on me...)
Everybody Loves Sausages:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tres Cabrones:  :D :D :D :D :D
Hold It In:  :) :) :)
Three Men and a Baby:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Basses Loaded:  :) :) :) :)

EP Releases:
Eggnog:  :D :D :D :D :D
King Buzzo:   :) :) :)
Dale Crover:  :D :D :D :D :D
Joe Preston:   :| :|
Echohead (Bootleg EP):   :| :|
The Bulls and The Bees:  :D :D :D :D :D
From The Nursery EP  :) :) :) :) :)
Making Love Demos:  :P :P :P
1983:  :D :D :D :D :D

Live Goodies:
Your Choice Live Series:  :wink: :wink: :wink:
Salad of a Thousand Delights:  :D :D :D :D :D
Tora Tora Tora:  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Alive at the Fucker Club:  :D :D :D :D :D
Colossus of Destiny:  :wink: :wink: :wink:
Millennium Monsterwork:  :bs:
Live At Slim's  :D :D :D :D
The End:  :P :P :P :P
A Live History of Gluttony and Lust:  :) :) :) :)
Boris The Pervert Bootleg  :x
Endless Residency:  :) :) :) :)
Sugar Daddy:  :) :) :)
Fantomas/Melvins DVD:   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Melvins vs. Minneapolis: You're kidding, right?
Pick Your Battles  :) :) :) :)

Misc. Releases
Leech (Bootleg compilation):   :| :|
Singles 1-12:   :? :? (Theresa gets a  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:)
Vs. Isis:   :bs:
The 13-CD Boxset:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chicken Switch:  :shock: :shock:
Pick Your Battles Outtakes  :D :D :D :D
Hiro Noodles Remix  :D :D :D :D
Mangled Demos from 1983:   :D :D :D :D :D
26 Songs:    :D :D :D :D :lol: (It grew on me)

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Re: rate the records
« Reply #129 on: February 22, 2017, 07:17:43 AM »
10 Songs / 26 Songs - 7
Gluey Porch Treatments - 8
Ozma - 8
Your Choice Live Series - 7
Bullhead - 8
Eggnog - 8
King Buzzo - 7
Dale Crover - 8
Joe Preston - 6
Lysol - 8
Houdini - 8
Prick - 6
Stoner Witch - 9
Stag - 7
Honky - 7
Singles 1-12 - 6
Alive At The Fucker Club - 6
The Maggot - 9
The Bootlicker - 9
The Crybaby - 7
Colossus Of Destiny - 6
Electroretard - 8
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 6
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 9
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 9
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 9
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 7
Sieg Howdy! - 7
Houdini Live: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 9
(A) Senile Animal - 9
Nude With Boots - 9
Chicken Switch - 4
The Bride Screamed Murder - 8
Sugar Daddy Live - 8
The Bulls & The Bees - 7
Freak Puke - 8
Everybody Loves Sausages - 7
Tres Cabrones - 7
This Machine Kills Artists - 8
Hold It In - 7
Three Men And A Baby - 7
Basses Loaded - 7
Crystal Fairy - 8

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« Reply #130 on: July 09, 2017, 03:29:48 PM »
best (4.5-5)
lysol
hostile ambient takeover
bullhead
gluey
freak puke
the bulls & the bees
eggnog

excellent (4-4.5)
the maggot
stag
the bootlicker
pigs of the roman empire
ozma
honky
stoner witch

good (3.5-4)
the bride screamed murder
a senile animal
(a walk with) death
houdini
nude with boots
basses loaded

ok (3-3.5)
the crybaby
hold it in

bad (below a 3)
tres cabrones

unrankable/rateable in comparison to all of the above
colossus of destiny (on it's own: 3.5/5)
prick (on it's own: 3/5)
(a walk with) love (on it's own, probably 2/5)

don't really care to rate/rank anything else, everything above are the "core" releases as far as i'm concerned
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Re: rate the records
« Reply #131 on: April 26, 2018, 03:54:11 AM »
10 Songs / 26 Songs - 7
Gluey Porch Treatments - 8
Ozma - 8
Your Choice Live Series - 7
Bullhead - 8
Eggnog - 8
King Buzzo - 7
Dale Crover - 8
Joe Preston - 6
Lysol - 8
Houdini - 8
Prick - 6
Stoner Witch - 9
Stag - 7
Honky - 8
Singles 1-12 - 6
Alive At The Fucker Club - 6
The Maggot - 9
The Bootlicker - 9
The Crybaby - 7
Colossus Of Destiny - 7
Electroretard - 8
Millennium Monsterwork 2000 - 6
Hostile Ambient Takeover - 9
Pigs Of The Roman Empire - 9
Never Breathe What You Can't See - 9
Mangled Demos From 1983 - 7
Sieg Howdy! - 7
Houdini Live: A Live History Of Gluttony And Lust - 9
(A) Senile Animal - 9
Nude With Boots - 9
Chicken Switch - 4
The Bride Screamed Murder - 8
Sugar Daddy Live - 8
The Bulls & The Bees - 7
Freak Puke - 8
Everybody Loves Sausages - 7
Tres Cabrones - 7
This Machine Kills Artists - 9
Hold It In - 7
Three Men And A Baby - 7
Basses Loaded - 7
Crystal Fairy - 7
A Walk With Love & Death - 6 (Death-7 Love-5)
Pinkus Abortion Technician - 7