The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.

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glen

#30
March 03, 2008, 06:44:51 PM
and so it is.   I, glennifer p. whosit,    make a personal commitment to the back of one idle j. hanzenphiefer from now until the day of my passing.

signed
me
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Idlehanz

#31
March 03, 2008, 06:47:12 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2008, 06:44:51 PM
and so it is.   I, glennifer p. whosit,    make a personal commitment to the back of one idel j. hanzenphiefer from now until the day of my passing.

signed
me

Finally, after years and years of wishing, praying, and groveling, now have my own bitch.  Neat-o!   :D


Good thing I'm halfway across the country eh?

glen

#32
March 03, 2008, 06:49:18 PM
always a virtue to have friends everywhere.  :)
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Idlehanz

#33
March 03, 2008, 06:49:49 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2008, 06:49:18 PM
always a virtue to have friends everywhere.  :)
Ain't that the truth :)

FartLips

#34
March 03, 2008, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on March 03, 2008, 06:47:12 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2008, 06:44:51 PM
and so it is.   I, glennifer p. whosit,    make a personal commitment to the back of one idel j. hanzenphiefer from now until the day of my passing.

signed
me

Finally, after years and years of wishing, praying, and groveling, now have my own bitch.  Neat-o!   :D


Good thing I'm halfway across the country eh?
ah, the possibilities.
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

glen

#35
March 03, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
how did we get from "have your back" to "bitch" in only one post?
I was unaware they were of the same.  :)
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

FartLips

#36
March 03, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
how did we get from "have your back" to "bitch" in only one post?
I was unaware they were of the same.  :)
i thought you were supposed to have permission from idle before you could post?
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

Idlehanz

#37
March 03, 2008, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on March 03, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
how did we get from "have your back" to "bitch" in only one post?
I was unaware they were of the same.  :)
i thought you were supposed to have permission from idle before you could post?
:lol:

Idlehanz

#38
March 03, 2008, 08:13:07 PM
Quote from: glen on March 03, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
how did we get from "have your back" to "bitch" in only one post?
I was unaware they were of the same.  :)
Yeah, maybe I read into it a little to far :)

FartLips

#39
March 03, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
that "commitment" just reads too damn funny! :lol: :lol:


glenny, just what the hell are you gonna pass on idle's back anyways? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:

bUTTHOLEmAN

#40
March 03, 2008, 09:00:29 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on March 03, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
that "commitment" just reads too damn funny! :lol: :lol:


glenny, just what the hell are you gonna pass on idle's back anyways? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
his back is gonna get the moneyshot.
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

bUTTHOLEmAN

#41
March 03, 2008, 10:29:29 PM
I think I'm just looking for the Spit It Out single?
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

glen

#42
March 04, 2008, 05:35:32 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on March 03, 2008, 10:29:29 PM
I think I'm just looking for the Spit It Out single?

offer some back coverage.  it works wonders.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

bUTTHOLEmAN

#43
March 04, 2008, 11:31:48 AM
Quote from: glen on March 04, 2008, 05:35:32 AM


offer some back coverage.  it works wonders.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :P
Oh yah Hanz, I GOT YOUR BACK!
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!

"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

Idlehanz

#44
March 09, 2008, 10:21:30 PM
After losing out on two insanely high bids tonight, I'm hoping to hell that people on here will offer their merch up here.  I know I lost both bids to dicks that aren't fans, just business assholes.    I know no one wants to get rid of their shit, or not get top dollar for it, but jesus, give the fans a fucking chance.

Rant over.
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