The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.

[MIVSY]

AWESOME! thanks bhm. been wanting to see this for quite some time

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Mistakenly I originally thought there were no riddles in the book.  I was mistaken!  Maybe the trick part is: there's no answers.

[Uncle Fester]

Mistakenly I originally thought there were no riddles in the book.  I was mistaken!  Maybe the trick part is: there's no answers.

hey.
um.
thanks mr.holeman, i guess i was wrong about you...  umm.. I... I wont throw rocks at your car anymore!

[bathroom creep]

Awesome, thanks bUTTHOLE!  So there are actually questions in that book... I could read some of them, like "What falls but never gets hurt?", "What's taken from you before you get it?", "When does a dog become larger and smaller?"... these are nice.

I wish I had one of those.

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

Thank you kindly, bUTTY!!!  

[anaconda]

do you own that piano stever??

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Muaha, it just got sold.  I forgot the pictures were even there.

Bah, I need to finish the art show pictures, it's taking me way too long. 

[Mount Ambulance]

Thanx for posting the book ... damn, I've passed up so many cool Melvins odds & ends ... idiot!
I was holding this in my hand ... they wanted $5 ... put it down ... $5! Idiot! I think I put the money towards a 7" ... but damn, now I'm kickin' myself! How much did you snag yours for? My favorite spread is the one (can't remember the pg.#s) w/ the bleeding kids on one page & Danzig gettin' his ass knocked out on the other. The "kids" is chilling ... the "Danzig" hilarious
both in & of itself & also just 'cause after the "fiend club tshirt" thing; its funny that they just egg it on ... keep picking at that scab ...

[anaconda]

put the piano pics back!! I was making mental notes of the layout
of your parents house, I need the reference back for the heist.

*owns a piano?? hmmmm... maybe has a safe too*  and so on...

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Heheh. 

Strangely, the book was up for sale on Burlesques site for quite a while.

[anaconda]

ya that's right, and it was reasonably priced as well.

[FartLips]

fortunately, i needed a new hat cd when i got this.

[Uncle Fester]

LSD is bad... just warning you guys. LSD is fun... but my god, when a man gets abusive with it, i dont think anyone would want to be in that  mans pants.
Look, im just telling you guys,  from my heart,  as your loving Uncle.
sincerely,
The Chocolate Pudding Mixmaster of mix's of re-re-mixed re-mixes//////

[Idlehanz]

Well, at least now it all makes sense.

[bigjim]

I have the Tora Tora Tora 7" set that came with bolts binding the book together.   I did pay $50 for the thing like 10 years ago.  I'm willing to part with it if the price or trade is right.