The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.

Started by Idlehanz, February 21, 2008, 07:22:30 PM

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grays harbor mafia

 how many zippos did they make?  is it only 20?    cause i happen to have one..    :D

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cara

thats awesome, grays! This is the first time i've seen one of those.

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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emperors wear no clothes
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TOOL

I have a Zippo too.  I'm sure more than 20 were made.

I also have the Melvins Meat.  Anyone have any idea how many of those were made?

Oh, and Glen, that $250 is the BUY IT NOW price for the meat.  Come on now.  A mere 1/4 of a thou.  You can swing it.  You'll impress Cara.
There's a lot of things blamed on me that never happened.  But then, there's a lot of things that I did that I never got caught at.

glen

Quote from: TOOL on November 19, 2008, 02:13:56 PM
  You'll impress Cara.

AH HAHAHAHA!!! good one!  :|

:wink:

actually I was thinking of getting her the belt buckle and calling it a "promise buckle".

"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

booji

The ebay meat guy is not me just for the record. His auction says there were 100 made. Mine has two numbers on the bottom- '0066 NL EEG 153'. I'd trade it for the ASA tour version too.

TOOL

Glen: "Hey, Cara, want to check out my Melvins Meat?"

Cara: "Melvins Meat!  Oh, that gives me goosebumps!"
There's a lot of things blamed on me that never happened.  But then, there's a lot of things that I did that I never got caught at.

MeddlingCrybaby

Creepiness abounds.

$250, $500.. it's ridiculous. 
I predict they won't sell.
Fester Rules You Drool

FartLips

damn, tool is all up in glen's grill!  good to see you up and at 'em, tool!
Quote from: JASONALEXANDER on March 08, 2024, 11:35:21 PM
Brilliant story, Ian!  :lol:  :lol: And what harm has Ian ever done to Fart that he deserves to be harrassed no matter what he writes, even when it's funny and brilliant as fuck? Digger > Nigger and an Fuck > Shut!  :lol:


cara

Yeah, thats insane...



becuase its the deal of a lifetime!


bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

glen

Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on November 19, 2008, 04:32:44 PM
damn, tool is all up in glen's grill!  good to see you up and at 'em, tool!

and he's dragging cara right along with.

kick his ass cara.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

TOOL

Quote from: glen on November 20, 2008, 07:01:29 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on November 19, 2008, 04:32:44 PM
damn, tool is all up in glen's grill!  good to see you up and at 'em, tool!

and he's dragging cara right along with.

kick his ass cara.



Respect your elders.
There's a lot of things blamed on me that never happened.  But then, there's a lot of things that I did that I never got caught at.

glen

Quote from: TOOL on November 20, 2008, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: glen on November 20, 2008, 07:01:29 AM
Quote from: OLD FART LIPS on November 19, 2008, 04:32:44 PM
damn, tool is all up in glen's grill!  good to see you up and at 'em, tool!

and he's dragging cara right along with.

kick his ass cara.



Respect your elders.

mr. TOOL,  if you truly are the age you claim to be and are also a MELVINS fan then you sir have my undying respect.
"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN