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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #735 on: November 27, 2009, 01:20:35 PM »
You see, its like this: pinkyslim is better than me, and all of us really, becuase she has double D's and dresses like she stole her clothes from a boy's locker room. Oh, and whatever drain she crawled out of is a lot better than where I live. I guess I just have to accept this.

Hey, would anyone be interested in trading something for the HAT singles set?


Double D's don't matter when your face is riddled with acne scars, you look like a dude, and you wear blue blocker shades.
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #736 on: November 27, 2009, 10:52:21 PM »
You see, its like this: pinkyslim is better than me, and all of us really, becuase she has double D's and dresses like she stole her clothes from a boy's locker room. Oh, and whatever drain she crawled out of is a lot better than where I live. I guess I just have to accept this.

Hey, would anyone be interested in trading something for the HAT singles set?


Double D's don't matter when your face is riddled with acne scars, you look like a dude, and you wear blue blocker shades.
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honestly and *ahem* respectfully, cara, you over the hooker any day. :D
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #739 on: November 29, 2009, 06:04:28 PM »
this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #740 on: November 29, 2009, 06:15:46 PM »
this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)
Read your pms, dammit!
:lol:    I'm waiting for a reply as well.

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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #741 on: November 29, 2009, 10:01:18 PM »
this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)
Read your pms, dammit!
:lol:    I'm waiting for a reply as well.
i wanna know what the we hate you all shirt goes for.
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #742 on: November 30, 2009, 01:04:03 AM »
this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)
Read your pms, dammit!
:lol:    I'm waiting for a reply as well.
haha! you got enough schwag, back off!

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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #743 on: November 30, 2009, 05:31:45 AM »
how much are eggnog lp's going for on average?

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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #744 on: November 30, 2009, 07:33:46 AM »
this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)
Read your pms, dammit!
:lol:    I'm waiting for a reply as well.
haha! you got enough schwag, back off!
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #745 on: November 30, 2009, 08:59:58 AM »
this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)
Read your pms, dammit!
:lol:    I'm waiting for a reply as well.
haha! you got enough schwag, back off!
There's only one thing on that list I want, so don't fret too much.

so I'm not the only one who has not gotten a response from this guy yet? good to know
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #746 on: November 30, 2009, 09:31:48 AM »
sorry,busy weekend.the only offer ive considered is from fester.im thinking about just trading some stuff.id feel kinda weird selling shirts for big $.keep in mind that these are almost 20 years old and youve gotta be skinny to wear these shirts.someone(not on this board)offered me $50 for the fan club shirt.is that a good price or should i ask for more?
ill try to post pics later today.
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #747 on: November 30, 2009, 12:14:51 PM »
sell or trade  for whatever you think is fare.
the market for melvins shit is so warped... youll see people buying a senile animal for 150 bucks and others buying it for 50.
I really dont know how much a used 20 year old melvins shirt should go for. I remember I found an original  melvins green witch shirt with the glowing eyes for 25 bucks at a vintage thrift store.
 I am a size medium though :)
Im happy to trade too.
Ill send you a pm again.

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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #748 on: November 30, 2009, 04:49:36 PM »
easy.  lets not fuel the fire,  shall we?  err...  shan't we?

on a completely different and subject changing subject...

I almost traded a THE END LP until cara wussed out.
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Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« Reply #749 on: November 30, 2009, 06:09:43 PM »
easy.  lets not fuel the fire,  shall we?  err...  shan't we?



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